Mistress Infinity
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Joined 02-15-08, id: 1500694, Profile Updated: 08-30-14
Author has written 10 stories for Terry Brooks, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, A song of Ice and Fire, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Watchmen.

Hmm... Where to begin? Well, I'm a college grad working a dead end job. I would love to be a published author one day; but that would involve me actually finishing something I start for a change... Yes, I'm one of those.

I love Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, A Song of Ice and Fire, Shannara, Phantom of the Opera, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Sweeney Todd, Labyrinth, and 300... I'll read Dragonball Z fics, if the right characters are in it (Frieza, Zarbon, or the Ginyus).

I'm a huge spelling and grammar freak; I absolutely cannot read a fic if the spelling and grammar are bad; it drives me nuts... And this is why I'm a beta reader. :) I'm always glad to help with spelling/grammar/plot holes/OOC-ness, or whatever you may need, even if you don't want to formally take me on as a beta reader, so if you ever need any help with anything, don't hesitate to send me a message!

I've also decided I may start taking requests for one-shots... Give me as much or as little as you like, and I'll work with it. Characters, pairings (I reserve the right to refuse anything too weird), length requirements, a song to base it off of, genres... You name it. As long as it's part of a fandom I'm familiar with, I'll give it my best shot. I'm not too good at slash or anything smutty, really, but I'm only going to get better if I practice, right? So, if you really want something M-rated, I'll at least try it.

Also, I'm very sarcastic in real life, and this tends, at times, to translate into my writing... I try my best to edit it out, unless I think it works well with the story... But if I miss something, and it's really absolutely terrible, feel free to call me out on it. I'm always open to feedback, be it constructive criticism, a simple "I love it," or "I hate it," or even a flame... I don't really care, I just want to know what people think.

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One Pixel Smile by iammemyself
Title courtesy of @hermannco of Tumblr. Synopsis: Sometimes, on very rare occasions, Jonathan Crane has a good day.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2016 - Complete
Green Apple Cigarettes by Enygmass reviews
All the beautiful things die in autumn. A mild scriddler fic, based on the concept of Edward's cancer returning.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENERRR! by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,536 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Sauron
Trouble that Can't be Named by girloficeandfire reviews
It's a time for memories for Sansa Stark...the first major tournament since the one held in her Father's honor all those years ago, and more. She knows she should move on with her life, but will she be able to if it means leaving Sandor Clegane behind?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,142 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
Snatchin' by Intestines reviews
Of course they're thrilled to be working for the Ministry, and working outdoors is always a plus. But they're getting sick of being with each other 24/7... A collection of short drabbles about Snatching, its merits, and its downsides.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Scabior, Fenrir G. - Complete
She's Mine This Time by sankage reviews
The only reason why she came on the voyage to Singapore was to be able to help save Jack from the Locker, no matter how dangerous the journey to World's End be. But in that six month voyage, she wasn't expecting to fall in love with the 'mortal enemy'.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,750 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Hector B. - Complete
Poor Jenny Sits AFeeding by Cold Shadow Lady reviews
No-one could have guessed at the childhood of Davy Jones, or at the strange set of circumstances that united him with a rather bizarre new pet... A small vignette to while away the hours.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,251 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Davy Jones
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God Doesn't Make the World This Way reviews
He's found her. After all the hours of work, he's found Blair Roche, and he's going to save her. Rating for violence, animal abuse, death, and suggestions of paedophilia. Reviews are appreciated, but not required.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Just Hands reviews
In which Dan notices Rorschach has freckles, and Rorschach freaks out. Dan soothes him. One shot, basically PWP, DanRor/Niteschach/whatever you want to call it. I own nothing, and basically have no idea what I'm doing.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
Impulses reviews
The Joker teaches Bane about impulses- something the Man Who Broke the Bat never quite managed to master on his own. Eventual Bane/Joker. Don't like, don't read. T for safety, may change later.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Joker, Bane
Socks reviews
A drabble about a group therapy session in Arkham in which Bane notices the Joker's socks. Not quite fluffy, but could be, if you squint.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Bane, Joker
Baelor reviews
It's another Ilyn Payne fic! Eddard Stark's execution at the Sept of Baelor, seen through the eyes of the King's Justice. Rated T just to be safe. All dialogue is taken straight from the show. I own nothing.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Ilyn P., Eddard S./Ned - Complete
A Drunken Comment reviews
One drunken comment was all it took for Ilyn Payne's whole world to be turned upside down. My take on how Ilyn lost his tongue. There just aren't enough fics about this guy out there, you know?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Ilyn P.
I am the Sea reviews
The tale of the Flying Dutchman's first quartermaster, Mairi Sinclair, and the fate she met. Kind of a Jones/OC, but not really... Just read it and see.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,412 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Davy Jones, Maccus
Life is a Song reviews
A set of 5 song drabbles I wrote to kill some time, pairing Quirrell with an OC. Yes, I realize they're not very good. Also, I own nothing besides Liz/Lizzie/whatever else I may have called her. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Q. Quirrell, OC - Complete
Death and the Weapons Master reviews
A little something I wrote based on an old idea... What if the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse were real, and walked the Earth with its mortal inhabitants? And suppose Death were a woman? Here's what happens when she encounters Garet Jax.
Terry Brooks - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
The Only Thing She Wanted reviews
Truls Rohk remembers an encounter with a strange girl... Chapter 2 now up! This could potentially be continued, so let me know what you guys think!
Terry Brooks - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete