Author has written 4 stories for Animorphs.
I can't tell you who I am. Or where I live. It's too risky, and I've got to be careful. Really careful. So I don't trust anyone. Because if the shit!fic writers find me...well, I just won't let them find me. I've offered them too much harsh critique to be safe from one random moron's headhunt.
The thing you should know is that the site is in danger of being overrun by these shit!fics: fucking up the English language, creating horrid plots that have more holes than Swiss cheese, lemons that are little more than cheap porn rip-offs, and violating the ToS. Some of these offenses could place the site in really big trouble. We could even loose our stories. Yeah. Even yours.
I guess I'll give a quick description, anyway.
I have short, brown-and-blonde streaked hair and blue-gray eyes. I'm female, and attractive enough that the amount of older guys hitting on me at work has risen by three since last week. I'm seventeen, yet don't have a driver's license. (My Nightmare) I'm Italian, German, Scottish, Irish, and Polish, with a hint of British, yet pure blooded American.
My Favorite Music: Jimmy Buffett, Nightwish, Alanis Morissette, Three Days Grace, Metallica, and a few notable others
Fandoms You'll Find Me In: Animorphs, Maximum Ride, Wolf's Rain, X-Men Evo, and Greek Mythology
Hobbies/Interests: Reading, Writing, Chatting, Swimming, Animals, Candy Striping (which hopefully helps me get a place as a nursing assistant when I turn eighteen next January), and Jimmy Buffett (so great he deserves to be placed into two categories of mine ;D )
I know I've left some people rather disgruntled after giving them somewhat harsh and scathing reviews about things like Real People fics (against the ToS), poor spelling and grammar (against the ToS), and song!fics (against the ToS). If you want to bitch at someone about how I didn't give you a review that said "UR storie iz da sheet! Awshum! U mite wont 2 chek yer grammer", go here: Getting Squito Banned for Her PSMing Reviews. I'm sure things will get sorted out right away.
I normally hate Copy&Pastes, but seriously, did you guys know that epileptics have to choose between seizures and medication that could lead to depression and suicide? A little fucked up, isn't it? If you believe that epilepsy needs more attention and help, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you guys want to learn more about epilepsy or see a list of many of the great people in history who suffered from it (Charles Dickens, Edgar Allen Poe, Vincent von Gogh, etc.), go to otherrealmwriter's profile: here.
I apologize to anyone who liked Empath's Streets. I'm going to work on its prequel, A Sight of Blue, before I get back to it. In the meantime, bits of the plot and OC's may be edited/erased. Whenever I'm suffering writer's block, busy with school/work, or just being plain lazy as hell, I'll churn up a couple humor fics that hopefully get a chuckle or two out of you guys. =)