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Joined 02-16-08, id: 1501412, Profile Updated: 09-27-08
Author has written 4 stories for Animorphs.

I can't tell you who I am. Or where I live. It's too risky, and I've got to be careful. Really careful. So I don't trust anyone. Because if the shit!fic writers find me...well, I just won't let them find me. I've offered them too much harsh critique to be safe from one random moron's headhunt.

The thing you should know is that the site is in danger of being overrun by these shit!fics: fucking up the English language, creating horrid plots that have more holes than Swiss cheese, lemons that are little more than cheap porn rip-offs, and violating the ToS. Some of these offenses could place the site in really big trouble. We could even loose our stories. Yeah. Even yours.

I guess I'll give a quick description, anyway.

I have short, brown-and-blonde streaked hair and blue-gray eyes. I'm female, and attractive enough that the amount of older guys hitting on me at work has risen by three since last week. I'm seventeen, yet don't have a driver's license. (My Nightmare) I'm Italian, German, Scottish, Irish, and Polish, with a hint of British, yet pure blooded American.

You'll usually find me in either of these places: The Fireplace and The Furnace.

My Favorite Music: Jimmy Buffett, Nightwish, Alanis Morissette, Three Days Grace, Metallica, and a few notable others

Fandoms You'll Find Me In: Animorphs, Maximum Ride, Wolf's Rain, X-Men Evo, and Greek Mythology

Hobbies/Interests: Reading, Writing, Chatting, Swimming, Animals, Candy Striping (which hopefully helps me get a place as a nursing assistant when I turn eighteen next January), and Jimmy Buffett (so great he deserves to be placed into two categories of mine ;D )

I know I've left some people rather disgruntled after giving them somewhat harsh and scathing reviews about things like Real People fics (against the ToS), poor spelling and grammar (against the ToS), and song!fics (against the ToS). If you want to bitch at someone about how I didn't give you a review that said "UR storie iz da sheet! Awshum! U mite wont 2 chek yer grammer", go here: Getting Squito Banned for Her PSMing Reviews. I'm sure things will get sorted out right away.

I normally hate Copy&Pastes, but seriously, did you guys know that epileptics have to choose between seizures and medication that could lead to depression and suicide? A little fucked up, isn't it? If you believe that epilepsy needs more attention and help, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you guys want to learn more about epilepsy or see a list of many of the great people in history who suffered from it (Charles Dickens, Edgar Allen Poe, Vincent von Gogh, etc.), go to otherrealmwriter's profile: here.

I apologize to anyone who liked Empath's Streets. I'm going to work on its prequel, A Sight of Blue, before I get back to it. In the meantime, bits of the plot and OC's may be edited/erased. Whenever I'm suffering writer's block, busy with school/work, or just being plain lazy as hell, I'll churn up a couple humor fics that hopefully get a chuckle or two out of you guys. =)

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The Perspective by arin reviews
The story of an adolescent human-Controller - a boy and his Yeerk. Runs parallel to the events of Animorphs #50-54. Explores gay issues with mild sexual content, mostly explores what it would be like to spend a significant portion of growing up as a slave of the Yeerk invasion. SLASH
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 83,312 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 3/8/2001 - Complete
The Garatron Chronicles by Qoheleth reviews
Containing everything you ever wanted to know about the Garatron race, including why they look so much like Andalites, why they can run so fast, and what they're doing on the Anati homeworld. (On temporary hiatus, since the next chapter will require some rather unusual research.)
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,705 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 1/12/2008 - OC
Weight of a Name by Terenia reviews
He was a great warrior, a protector, a Prince. He was my father." This is the story of Allora, who must learn to reconcile the fact that her father has become the host for The Abomination, Visser Three.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,999 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Alloran, Visser Three
In Short Supply by ckret2 reviews
When Purple discovers that the gap between the tall and short Irkens is widening, he fears the worst, the division of the Irken race. But as Red denies that anything's wrong, he resorts to filling that gap himself. With Zim's help. ZAPR, mpreg.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 155,731 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Zim, Purple
Souvenirs by Senri reviews
When Zim left earth he took a few things to remember it by. This is it, kids.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,378 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Sweet Merlin Get Away from Me by greenikat89 reviews
MWPP: James is a girl, Peter becomes the most wanted boy in Hogwarts, and the entire school thinks Remus is pregnant with Sirius’ baby. All in all it’s just another normal day for the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,061 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Earth's Other Secret by myahoo reviews
Earth holds many secrets. The Animorphs, the Yeerks, the Chee. What happens if the Animorphs stumble across one of the other secrets? A secret that could affect them.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008
The Pemalite Chronicles by Terenia reviews
A story of love and trust, and what happens when you have too much of both. Follow a young Pemalite named Siran and his Chee friend E'Rok who is helpless to stop the disaster which will befall his masters. COMPLETE
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,188 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Erek - Complete
The Animorphs Rap by duffman669 reviews
Series of songs about animorphs, first ones an origional beat called The Animorphs Rap, the second takes the Fresh Prince of Bel-air theme song called The Fresh Visser of Earth. Hopefully there will be more.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008
Sweeney Todd: THE MOVIE by lock shock and barrel reviews
Haven't seen the Sweeney Todd movie? Don't plan on it? See it here! read it here?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Playing War: The Traitor by Terenia reviews
Follow a ten year old girl who becomes much more. The Andalite Yeerk conflict draws her into a world of space battles, betrayal, friendship, and loss as Teresa Rerin battles so much more than a war. COMPLETE
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,917 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Visser Three - Complete
They'll Swim Free by MasterShaper reviews
A scientist's ponderings about the amphibious Hork Bajir. Based on Book 36. ONESHOT. AU.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Complete
Time Travel Trouble by Mersang reviews
Formerly titled Elfangor Lives! This features Elfangor, Tom, Arbron, Visser Three's twin, Loren, and Tobias' uncle. (And the Animorphs, of course.) COMPLETE!
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,946 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/2/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Complete
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The Taxxon Chronicles reviews
The Council of Thirteen has sanctioned the slaughter of Taxxons after Visser Three conquers Earth. Will a group of "Taxxon Vandals" help form an alliance between Bandits and Rebels? Or will they bring about their own downfalls?
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,267 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Ticks Me Off So Much reviews
Ax is having a bit of trouble concerning a certain group of parasites. And this time it isn't the Yeerks!
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/24/2008
Guess What's On the Menu Tonight reviews
Response to Rowena DeVandal’s One Thousand Words or Less August Challenge. Ax decides to take a whack at cooking, much to the other Animorphs' dismay.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Empath's Streets reviews
Demeter, an empath living with a ragtag crew of other former Controllers and throwaways, has been working for the mysterious Yeerk "Meds" for over a year, searching for an end to the war with the Yeerks and Andalites. Will Ax help in Meds's plans?
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,894 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008