Calamity in Motion
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Joined 02-16-08, id: 1501756, Profile Updated: 01-21-14
Author has written 30 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Daughters of the Moon, Pong, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Jekyll & Hyde, Jekyll, Vampires, Inuyasha, Gamer, Ayashi no Ceres, Mortal Instruments, Halloween, Fright Night, American Horror Story, and Host.

Hello again. It's been a while.

Calamity here, back from the dead and ready to write. I disappeared for a little over a year from this site, and while some of you might be ready to jump down my throat for it, don't bother. I had my reasons, very strong, unfortunate reasons and I no longer had the time or drive to write much of anything.
I lost my mother last year, followed in three months by my grandmother, and shortly after my uncle. I've noticed a few messages and complaints about my disappearance, but you can all drop it now. That was why, so unless you'd really like to get on my case about mourning, then enough with the messages people. Bitching at me for taking a break does not inspire me to write anything for you.

That being said, I'm not sure which all of my stories will be rebooted, now it's restricted to BoL and That Listless Feeling, anything else might be a stretch. I no longer write as much as I use to, so we'll see where I go from there.
For now, that's all I can tell you, and if there are any changes, I'll post something.
Thanks to everyone who messaged/PM'ed me while I was gone, I might not have posted new chapters, but I tried to keep up with the responses and reply to those that I could. If I missed someone, it couldn't be helped. I've had a lot on my plate this last year, honestly that I'm attempting this again at all at this point is a miracle.

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Lucifer's Lover by Carina Pir reviews
Lucifer has taken a lover and he finds that their relationship is an unorthodox one. Mature sexual themes.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,717 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
Touching From A Distance by LolaBleu reviews
On a long enough time line love isn't about sweet things, it's about pain: how much you can inflict and endure and still stick around is the only measure that really means anything.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,612 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Violet H., Tate L. - Complete
Breakfast With My Shadow by thebadwitch13 reviews
Most people don't associate blood with love. But you're not most people.
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Violet H., Tate L. - Complete
The Devil's Double by ohyellowbird reviews
Langdon wasn't Tate's twin, not really, but they were indentical. / TWINCEST
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Tate L.
Master and Servant by whodreamedit reviews
Set post 'Open House' with spoilers up to and including Ep7. Tate made Violet to promise not to cut herself again. But what he doesn't know won't hurt him, right? What Violet doesn't realise is that Tate takes promises very, very seriously.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Tate L., Violet H. - Complete
Fearful Symmetry by labyrinths reviews
AU: Roles are reversed. Amy is the one who finds out Jerry is a vampire.
Fright Night - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Amy P., Jerry D. - Complete
Your Sincere Narrator by Marionettes reviews
Its told from a Nadsat devotchka named Valentia. She's got droogies of her own and is almost as baddiwack as Alex, except she doesn't go around sodding people. As for plot, its Alex/OC.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Alex
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Goodnight, Harleen by Kendra Luehr reviews
The Joker and Harleen Quinzel have a fierce stand-off. *My interpretation of how TheJokerBlogs SHOULD have ended*
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Joker
Fear and Malice by E. S. Young reviews
Three years before the Batman appeared, Dr. Crane met the newly-appointed Dr. Harleen Quinzel. It was the start of a twisted friendship, as well as glimpses of past events that shaped the darkness that lurks within them both.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,068 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - J. Crane
Serial Killer by shann1 reviews
Gotham's newest killer targets criminals and his most wanted prey is the Scarecrow. While Crane is forced to turn to the Joker, a crazy blond psychiatrist and a mystery woman, the Gotham police are forced to bring in Detective Edward'the Riddler'Nashton.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,224 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - J. Crane, Joker
Revelation by The Illegible reviews
There is something extraordinarily beautiful about the Joker. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Joker - Complete
Don't Shoot Me, I'm Only the Piano Player by His Sweetheart the Drunk reviews
Everyone can be touched by music - even the Clown Prince. Explores the effect of music on the mind of the Joker - twisted obsessions ensue, no fluff. Joker/OC, first fic, please R&R! Post TDK. Title comes from Elton John's album of the same name.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,215 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Joker
Truth by The Illegible reviews
She's his psychiatrist. If he won't tell, she'll find out anyway. Drabble. Harley/Crane.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
Protocol by casstic reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel likes her job, but when it comes to a certain 'extreme personality,' she's bad at following the rules. BTAS-verse; Joker/Harleen; directly referenced sex, some graphic language, implied violence.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Joker, Harley Q. - Complete
Clockwork Angels by Virgins-and-Surgeons reviews
Love is blind, lust is deaf, psychosis is obvious. The slow decay of Michelle King to the villainous Schwarzwald, a jolly jaunt into screaming oblivion. Sometimes, when there's nothing left but insanity, you make friend with the worst sorts of people.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 46 - Words: 119,368 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Joker - Complete
Joker's Date Series Date 1 The Hippie's Date by Tinhuviel reviews
Joker decides he wants some free lovin'.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Joker - Complete
Joker's Date Series Date 1 The Nurse's Date by Tinhuviel reviews
The Joker becomes involved with a nurse and doesn't appreciate how she's treated by one of her doctor bosses. He decides to do something about it, even it if means "giving up" Janet.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Joker - Complete
Unfinished Business by E. S. Young reviews
Dr. Crane didn't want to poison Rachel Dawes just because she was interfering with his deals with the mob. There was another reason, one that was much more...personal. Crane/Harley. A horror/humor/tragedy/romance.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
The More You Ignore Me by Lint reviews
The world becomes a blur of asphalt, black coffee, and outstretched thumbs. Sam, Lucifer. Post: Free to be You and Me
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
The Dark Night by John Milton reviews
If the Devil went to confession...long and good enough to be worth reading, short and bad enough to be worth reviewing.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Complete
Anything by Saint Sentiment reviews
A woman endures unspeakable torment at the hands of the Joker in order to save the life of her two year old child. Nolanverse.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,280 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
The Clown And The Cat by PrincessOfNerds reviews
Mr. J meets Catwoman. Pure Smut. The Joker decides to go on a little robbing spree one night, but unexpectedly runs into a fiesty kitty whose hitting the same store. He decides to have a little fun with her. Sexual Content, spank, humiliation, BDSM
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,133 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Joker
Time after time by Ha-Ha-Havoc reviews
A little look at our favorite harlequin, trying to tempt and tame the wild beast, that is her Mistah J. Just another pointless oneshot really. Why? Because I love them.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Joker, Harley Q. - Complete
Sincerity by Ha-Ha-Havoc reviews
Even the Joker can be sincere.... can't he? A quick one-shot, just to get my creative juices flowing. Disclaimer cause I forgot to add it in; All publicity, recognizable characters, settings, etc, are the property of their respective owners.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Joker, Harley Q. - Complete
The Empire by Bloodless Dizzy reviews
It's been six years since the Blood Feud Opera. Shilo has replaced Mag as the latest and greatest Opera super star, the Largos have changed the world and Grave Robber has an Empire thanks to the devotion of... an apprentice? Grilo fluff in the past tense, Shuigi, Shavi, and Gr/Oc. Opera format. Has been stagnating... picking it back up for progress.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/19/2009
Animals by jokermobile reviews
Henry West/Jim. Jim was Prometheus- becoming whole each day only to be torn apart again. Non-con.
28 Days Later - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
Every Bit of Her by Avari20 reviews
Nuada noticed the change in his sister's heart immediately. Now on the way to claim the Golden Army, he confronts Nuala...and his own feelings. Rated M for Mature Themes
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Prince Nuada, Princess Nuala - Complete
His by Kim Starfish reviews
Based on Brian Azarello's Joker. A bit of perspective on Harley and the Joker.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Joker's Wild by Poorhuni reviews
Two fans of the Dark Knight get sucked into Gotham, but it doesn't turn out quite the way they'd want - The joker here is real, sadistic and not one for fluff & romance. Will both girls make it through their meeting? Rated for violence in later chapters.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,144 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Until the End of Time: The Weight of Memory 1 of 4 by Cleopatra Jones reviews
The final crown piece is destroyed before Prince Nuada can get it. He knows he has to find another way, but what he doesn't know is the epic that will ensue. Nuada/OC, Abe/Nuala, Liz/Hellboy. T for language, innuendos. Book 1 of 4 in a series. M in others
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Prince Nuada - Complete
Electricity by Dragynflies reviews
Elle & Sylar do more than talk and zap things. Spoilers for 3x09
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Elle B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Strings by Silential reviews
What if the Joker was telling the truth about his wife and his scars? Returning to Gotham, Anna pledges to help the police find him. Yet when she is used as bait and comes face to face with him again, she sees that some scars never heal. Post-TDK Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,897 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Joker - Complete
The Best Therapy by yaoininja reviews
“If you're so intrigued,” he whispered, voice barely audible, “I'm sorry to spoil the mystery, but I am in fact cleverly disguised as a, human being.” Light NC-17, Batman/Joker. Prompt Used: “Geronimo” by Phantom Planet
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Penance by princessebee reviews
Harley's screwed up big this time. Dark fic.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Fifteen Minutes by IronKitten reviews
It's been said that fifteen minutes was all it took for Harleen Quinzel to lose herself in the Joker. But even supervillain whirlwind romances need therapy. A Nolanverse interpretation of things, with references a-plenty to the comics. JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,137 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Truth by laquila reviews
Boy meets girl. Boy throws girl out window. Boy kidnaps girl and wires her to explosives. A story in which The Joker and Rachel have some philisophical discussions.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,609 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Testosterone Boys and Harlequinn Girl by yaoininja reviews
Set during TDK. “What do you want?” Bruce said, his braver voice returning to him. The Joker simply chuckled as if he was asked a simple question. “Well the answer is simple, silly! I want you,”. BrucexJoker Rated M for language and slash. Now, a Oneshot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Arkham Asylum: Tainted Love by princessebee reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 70,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,749 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Lap Dance by Marenfic reviews
Tracy and Link make time in detention. There really should be more chaperones at this dance.
Hairspray - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Evening by Kim Starfish reviews
Just a snippet of what Harley and Joker's last minutes might be like.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Devotchkas and Malchicks by AliBlack reviews
O my brothers, you know when life shoves you into a corner and then some crazy veshch, maybe a malenky thing, opens up a whole bolshy path for you? Ah, the sweet nector of a fresh beginning. [Novelverse, AlexOC]
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/3/2007
Illusion by TheEvilPeaches reviews
In an hour Rachel felt as if the end had finally come. It was also a situation of wrong face and wrong time. Her demon scar can be removed...for a price. AlxRachel, slight TrentxRachel
Hollows, Kim Harrison - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
DrusillaSpike drabbles by Lenidrabbles reviews
He's devoted to her. And sometimes it seems as if she might need him. Mostly preseries moments. WARNING: Drabbles may contain violence.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Spike, Drusilla
All in a Night's Work by RumorGoddess reviews
Over enthusiasm and naughty minds ensure an interesting tale of OUR favorite slayer and vampire.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Faith L., Spike - Complete
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That Listless Feeling reviews
Idris has fallen. Valentine has risen to power and spared Clary's life for her gift. Unfortunately that makes her of interest to his son, and her true brother, who has taken it upon himself to twist her into something they can use. Warning: Incest
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,677 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Jonathon M./Sebastian V., Clary F.
The Breath of Lies reviews
After being tricked into leading her friends to the slaughter, Mira is left with two choices; Become the plaything of the vampire who killed them, or die. As her world fills with monsters, she just might find herself becoming one.
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 199,558 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 8/25/2009
Lost Souls reviews
A Seeker finds the love of her host's life, but is torn between the residual devotion to him and her responsibility to turn him in. Emotions this strong were not something the Souls had anticipated. How can she get through to a man who sees her as his true love's murderer? Rated for language, violence, and adult situations. Enjoy!
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Complete
The Breath of Lies: Plot Bunnies reviews
Here are the scenes from the story that never made it in, or were changed. enjoy
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,049 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012
The Devil Can Be Beautiful reviews
Tate was not the only one to snap on his school that year. Lotte, his twin sister was right there with him, as she always had been, no matter what he chose to do. Twincest, violence and sexual content beyond this point. You have been warned.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,005 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Tate L.
First Time reviews
He denied her on Halloween, but now he couldn't help himself. Violate and lemon.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Tate L., Violet H. - Complete
Conversations With Dead People reviews
Tate loves Violet, but Cynthia has loved him since 1999. Sometimes she wishes she could just kill the girl, but she could never do that to him. For now she'll take pleasure in the fun they DO have, in the blood and the games. What else can a dead girl do?
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,095 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Tate L.
Insatiable reviews
When her best friend Doris went missing Natalie didn't think it was the charming Jerry who'd done it. Nor could she imagine what he might do to her to keep her quiet. He's changed her, and now she's not just hungry, she's insatiable. Beware of Violence!
Fright Night - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,841 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Jerry D., Ed L.
The Fall: A Story of Obsession reviews
Something about him called to her, be it his mind, his voice, or his impossibly dark eyes, he was raw and uncompromising and when he spoke, though the words were harsh and wrong, he made SENSE. That, Harley knew, was the problem. To HER, he made sense.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,404 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Joker
Face the Music reviews
With her payments running late to GeneCo, Sage's only option is to accept a position as a Gentern. Now the psychotic Pavi Largo has his eyes on her, and His offer isn't as easy to swollow. Pavi/OC/Graverobber WARNING:Violence, Sexual Content, and Non-con.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,786 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Pavi, Graverobber
Sweet, In Sanity reviews
He was the Master of Fear, magnificent and beautiful, and she his pupil. Sometimes crazy is a good thing. OC villain/Crane/Scarecrow with a bit of the Joker, b/c I can't help myself.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,753 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - J. Crane, Joker
Part of the Plan A Sequel reviews
Over the last year, the Joker has managed to find himself enemies, and not just with Batman. Unfortunately, being at his side has put Harley in the crossfire. She managed to survive before, but how long can she last this time, and with her sanity in tact?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,997 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Joker
Ave Maria reviews
Enter the twins. William the Preacher and Sinful Spike. Mix with a little Pious Buffy and things are about to get hella naughty. Beware: Here lies twincest, and threesomes. Spike is on a mission to get both of them under his oh-so-talented thumb. Holla!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,620 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Spike, Buffy S.
The Puppeteer reviews
Umeko is an incarnation of Naraku, and as vicious as they come.She harbors no love for her master, but a slight obsession for the demon Sesshomaru.Will her twisted desire lead to freedom? Expect no fluff, only violence, semi-non-con and a little Bankotsu.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,738 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Sesshomaru, Naraku
Right to the Point reviews
Michael is on his way to have murderous fun, but low and behold, someone has beaten him to the punch. Two murderers meet and assess each other. Rated for violence.
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Killing Sebastian Verlac reviews
Jonathan feels he can really talk to those he kills. And why not? It's not as if the dead can reveal his secrets to anyone. A one shot in the mind of Jonathan Morganstern about his father,Jace and the sister he has never met as he kills the REAL Sebastian
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
The Tape One Shot reviews
What seems to be another of the Joker's hostage tapes turns into something COMPLETELY different. Harley/Joker Warning for Smexin'
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Joker - Complete
Monster reviews
What if Touya's dagger hadn't protected Aya from The Progenitor? Twincest/Non-con and others types of wicked mostly illegal fun...for him at least.
Ayashi no Ceres - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Aki, Aya - Complete
Sugar Me Sweet reviews
"I think it, you do it." Just a crazed billionaire, a pretty girl, and complete mental control. Castle explores the extent of his control over one of the Society girls. It looks like it'll be a great night. It's a little dirty. ;D
Gamer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2009 - K. Castle - Complete
Night Shift reviews
Katherine gets a surprise visit from the darker half of her job. Just a short, based on BBC's Jekyll, starring James Nesbit. Should be the first of many different Hyde interpretations. Rated for Innuendo
Jekyll - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Complete
Manifold and Legion reviews
Seana loves her man, but sometimes he's frightening. Sometimes he becomes someone else entirely. Someone dangerous.And sometimes, she even likes it. Rated for language, violence -there will be much- ,and sexual situations -lots of that too probably- Enjoy
Jekyll & Hyde - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
Seeing Red reviews
Willow is attacked by a certain Blondiebear, but he decides not to kill her. Still haunted by their last run-in, Willow tries to deal with her tormentor, who has involved her in a deadly game of Cat and Mouse. Set during "The Initiative" and "Lover's Walk
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,140 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Spike, Willow R.
Ace in the Hole reviews
Harley is the product of Gotham's rotting underbelly, and naturally her idolatry would lie with the creature that has struck fear in even it's protector. But when he returns her attentions, can she survive it? Nolanized version of Harley Quinn. Enjoy.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,571 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Joker - Complete
God Among Men JxHQ one shot reviews
An artsy look at The Joker and Harley Quinn's relationship inside Arkham Asylum. Responce to a contest: When supervillians try to scare each other, they tell Joker stories
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Joker - Complete
Can't Save Them All reviews
The actor might have died, but the Joker lives on. Even in my dreams, I couldn't save him, and the clown knew it. Quick drabble, Joker, Ledger, and myself in the dream I had after the actor's death.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Joker - Complete
A Brief Reminder: Joker and Harley one shot reviews
Harley Quinn gets an unexpected visit in her new cell at Arkham, but it isn't quite the romantic reunion she'd hoped for. -Ace in the Hole- Harley one shot. Rated for Language and Strong Sexual Content. Enjoy!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Joker - Complete
Kisses and Gunpowder, Mr J reviews
I was so sad that Harley Quinn wasn't in The Dark Knight. So I've written her in with Heath's sexy Joker. Diff story line, but I wanted this disturbing version of The Joker to play with. Warning: Morbid Romance Ahead.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Joker
Dysphoria reviews
Dysphoria- a state of feeling acutely hopeless, uncomfortable, and unhappy. This is a continuation of my Becoming a Follower:One Shot. Mercy tries to get by in her new life while attempting to win back her heartless love. The Atrox has other plans.
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
When Pong Strikes Back! reviews
This paddle's out for blood! Rated M for wild Paddle ultra-violence!
Pong - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Becoming A Follower: One Shot reviews
What does it feel like to become a follower? What if the one turning you is the one you love? An exploration on the thoughts of a girl being turned.
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete