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Joined 02-16-08, id: 1501775, Profile Updated: 12-08-11
Author has written 4 stories for Uglies, and Harry Potter.

Slytherin: We kill you with smiles... and a knife in the back.

Like many authors, I survive on reviews, I find nourishment in them.

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

01.) Draco Malfoy

02.) Harry Potter

03.) Ginny Weasley

04.) Blaise Zabini

05.) Pansy Parkinson

06.) Fred Weasley

07.) Hermione Granger

08.) Neville Longbottom

09.) Severus Snape

10.) Ron Weasley

11.) Lavender Brown

12.) Cho Chang

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Fred/Lavender. Uhm no and I don't think I will.

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Blaise. The second sexiest Hogwarts guy, next to Draco.

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Cho got Neville Pregnant. She'd run away and he'd keep the baby ;D

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Snape... I once read a Draco/Ginny where it had a subplot of Snape trying to rape her... not good.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Harry and Fred. I guess they could... :L

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Pansy/Snape or Pansy/Ron. I'd say Ron, I think she'd bring out the badness in him.

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Hermione walks in on Harry and Cho having sex. "Uhm Harry, isn't this a bit 5th year? And I don't think KeepingUsASecret would approve of the canon"

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Ginny/Ron. Angst. Nobody understands what's going on in Ginny Weasley's head, of all the memories of Riddle, still lurking about. She can't tell anyone, so becomes more and more secretive until eventually Ron tries to help.

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Draco/Neville. Probably O.o

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Hermione/Cho. Pain, Suffering and Lust. Oh god, Hermione/Cho would be weird.

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Blaise deflowers Draco... Rape? Is it wrong that I think rape would be good?

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Hermione. I don't have a friends list but I doubt my friends do.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Ginny. Probably me, and my love for Ginny/Draco and Ginny/Blaise.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Lavender. No! As if anyone draws her.

14.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Harry/Blaise/Pansy. It sounds like something I would read... O.o

15.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Ron. "Nghhhh, QUIDDITCH IS GREAT"

16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Neville... Something like Perfect by Simple Plan xD

17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Harry/Fred/Cho. I wouldn't do anything past K rated, too weird for them.

18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Ron on Harry. "You wanna go shower after quidditch?" ;)

19.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Pansy. Probably about a month ago.

20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

George... uhm... toys. But they would have to be from Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes :D

21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Lavender/Snape. I doubt he would consent but then she is a total whore so yes, drunk and sober.

22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Ginny/Hermione... Hmmm, probably Hermione.

23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

"Draco and Severus are in a happy relationship until Severus suddenly runs off with Blaise. Draco, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lavender and a brief unhappy affair with Cho, then follows the wise advice of Pansy and finds true love with Ginny."

Awh, I wanna read this, it sounds lovely and probably quite true - although I hate the whole Severus molesting the Slytherins. Maybe without that... WATCH THIS SPACE _

24.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Hermione/Neville... I guess it could be, I wouldn't be fussed about it though.

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That Moment When by WithRhymeNoReason reviews
Minerva McGonagall knew the exact moment when she realized that Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were meant for each other. One-shot, 8th Year fluff. D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Merry Kiss My Ass by drarry.on reviews
Harry takes Draco to muggle shop Ann Summers to pick up some more, interesting, Christmas gifts. Draco picks up something of his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Bet by fairgirl reviews
Draco, Ginny and a bet which will lead them further than they thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,917 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Draco's Dangerous Dilemma by Anise reviews
All Ginny wants is to get the upper hand just once with drool-worthy hunk of man candy and callous playboy Draco Malfoy before he moves on to his next careless conquest...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 69 - Words: 331,363 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Taking Him by alternativename reviews
Harry was a slut, everyone knew it. Since he defeated the dark lord in his 5th year he'd lost all his honest principles and lost himself darkly inside whatever male or female he felt like devouring." Porn-WITH-Plot. So yeah.. Lots of smut plot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,411 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
An Unpleasant Situation by panneler-san reviews
He blackmailed her for himself. She stayed for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 57,405 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A While In The Life by In Need Of Slash Fix reviews
There's a flat on a London street at the top of a building, right next to the road and a single lamppost. It's recently been rented by two males. Potter and Malfoy. Their daily life seems to be all over the Internet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 35,308 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Gone by kishiee reviews
They say you never know what you've lost until it's gone but you know what you lost. Sorry mate, I'm never giving her back to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
She's A Lady by OCDdegrassi reviews
Pansy makes loving her difficult, but Ron thinks she's worth it. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
A Game Of Truth Or Dare Gone Too Far! by MycroftsAngelEyes reviews
When Owen's stupidity get them locked in the Hub, the team must do something to pass the time... and wait for Ianto to get his revenge on Owen. Rated M for Chapter 5. 29/12/09 - NOW COMPLETE!
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,313 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Ianto J., Owen H. - Complete
The Astonishing Race by WildAngels reviews
Join eight teams of Harry Potter characters including Ron and Hermione and Harry and Draco as they race around the magical and Muggle world. From the author who brought you "Hogwarts' Next Top Witch"!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,896 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009
Paramnesia by Josephinee reviews
This had to be déjà vu. And not the fun kind either. Sequel to Chronicles
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,221 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
A Pair of WireCrossed Lovers by Virtuous Vampire reviews
For ne'er was a tale of more woe than this of emo Juliet and her cross-dressing Romeo. Contains vulgar language and characters that are WAY too obsessed with sex.Spoof/Parody.R&R
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,833 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
Cut by awriterscorned reviews
A brief Tally/Shay encounter during Specials. Mostly angst and other things that occur in a writer's mind at 2 a.m. Contains femmeslash and not terribly graphic sadomasochism.
Uglies - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil by kalina-blue reviews
A compilation of all my Dramione drabbles. Drabbles are in no particular order and can stand on their own. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 19,838 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Keeping Score by dontevenbother reviews
Draco won't stop taking points away from Ginny. What's a girl to do? DG One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Better Than Owls by MudbloodMusings reviews
ONESHOT! Hogwarts meets messenger. Lighthearted and kind of cute. Draco/Hermione and Harry/Ginny. Other pairings implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Chatroom Mania by Prongywong reviews
The marauders discover the joys of chatrooms. This could be interesting....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - James P., Sirius B.
SexyWitches Inc by Tina Redwood reviews
My most popular fic to date. Smut, fluff, all that good stuff. Blaise hires Ginny as his assistant, and he's the vice president of SexyWitches Inc., a wizarding porn company. Don't let the title dissuade you from reading; this has a plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 49,292 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Fade to green by EricFancier reviews
Absinthe, two slytherins and three forbidden words. Slash, Draco/Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Kissing In The Rain by phannah17 reviews
Rose and Scorpius make a bet. Response to Jacqueline Noir's challenge of a kiss in the rain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Scorpius M., OC - Complete
Their Crimson Love by Wiccan98 reviews
This is another DG romance story. Ginny is in her fourth year and Draco is in his fifth. Does not follow the plot of HP 5. Draco is a cutter,Ginny tries to help him, But will he end up being the one helping her? WARNING; this story contains cutting & smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,038 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
10 Things Jack Harkness Learnt About Ianto Jones by butterfly.cell reviews
Just a little drabble about Jack finding more out about Ianto's personality. A little bit of Gwen bashing and lots of Jack/Ianto fun! Rated M because of a few, less pure, acts they engage in. Jack/Ianto pairing
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Stalking the Snake by bookgirl225 reviews
Blaise and Luna fluff. I came across this old story of mine and polished it up a little. Doesn't follow books, I just wrote it for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Blaise Z., Luna L. - Complete
Detention Changes Everything Part 2 by bookgirl225 reviews
Sequel:This is what happens after Draco Malfoy & Ginny Weasley serve that fateful detention. I had planned 'Detention Changes Everything' as a oneshot, but I loved all of the happy reviews, so I decided on a Part 2. Thanks to everyone who was so nice!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
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We Only Meet at Parties reviews
It's been years since Draco and Ginny have seen each other, so why is it that there's still a spark between them? And why is it they never see each other outside of social events? Angst, smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Privacy reviews
"I wish people would stop walking in on us" grumbled the blonde. A series of chapters about how various members of Hogwarts discovered Harry and Draco's relationship. Draco/Harry. Fluff and Smut :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,188 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Leave Me to Die reviews
In the Room of Requirement, during The Battle of Hogwarts, Harry saves Draco, but Draco wanders why he did, and finally releases all his emotions he's bottled up over the years. Drarry. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Icy reviews
Set in Pretties when Shay starts cutting, Shay's POV. Drabble Oneshot. Contains self-mutilation.
Uglies - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Shay - Complete