Author has written 4 stories for Uglies, and Harry Potter.
Slytherin: We kill you with smiles... and a knife in the back.
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00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:
01.) Draco Malfoy
02.) Harry Potter
03.) Ginny Weasley
04.) Blaise Zabini
05.) Pansy Parkinson
06.) Fred Weasley
07.) Hermione Granger
08.) Neville Longbottom
09.) Severus Snape
10.) Ron Weasley
11.) Lavender Brown
12.) Cho Chang
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Fred/Lavender. Uhm no and I don't think I will.
02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Blaise. The second sexiest Hogwarts guy, next to Draco.
03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Cho got Neville Pregnant. She'd run away and he'd keep the baby ;D
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Snape... I once read a Draco/Ginny where it had a subplot of Snape trying to rape her... not good.
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Harry and Fred. I guess they could... :L
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Pansy/Snape or Pansy/Ron. I'd say Ron, I think she'd bring out the badness in him.
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Hermione walks in on Harry and Cho having sex. "Uhm Harry, isn't this a bit 5th year? And I don't think KeepingUsASecret would approve of the canon"
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Ginny/Ron. Angst. Nobody understands what's going on in Ginny Weasley's head, of all the memories of Riddle, still lurking about. She can't tell anyone, so becomes more and more secretive until eventually Ron tries to help.
09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Draco/Neville. Probably O.o
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Hermione/Cho. Pain, Suffering and Lust. Oh god, Hermione/Cho would be weird.
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Blaise deflowers Draco... Rape? Is it wrong that I think rape would be good?
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Hermione. I don't have a friends list but I doubt my friends do.
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Ginny. Probably me, and my love for Ginny/Draco and Ginny/Blaise.
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Lavender. No! As if anyone draws her.
14.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Harry/Blaise/Pansy. It sounds like something I would read... O.o
15.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Ron. "Nghhhh, QUIDDITCH IS GREAT"
16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Neville... Something like Perfect by Simple Plan xD
17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Harry/Fred/Cho. I wouldn't do anything past K rated, too weird for them.
18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Ron on Harry. "You wanna go shower after quidditch?" ;)
19.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Pansy. Probably about a month ago.
20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
George... uhm... toys. But they would have to be from Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes :D
21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Lavender/Snape. I doubt he would consent but then she is a total whore so yes, drunk and sober.
22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Ginny/Hermione... Hmmm, probably Hermione.
23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Draco and Severus are in a happy relationship until Severus suddenly runs off with Blaise. Draco, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lavender and a brief unhappy affair with Cho, then follows the wise advice of Pansy and finds true love with Ginny."
Awh, I wanna read this, it sounds lovely and probably quite true - although I hate the whole Severus molesting the Slytherins. Maybe without that... WATCH THIS SPACE _
24.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Hermione/Neville... I guess it could be, I wouldn't be fussed about it though.
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