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I thought I should probably put SOMETHING here, just in case someone gets bored enough to check me out. Looks like it worked if you are reading this.

I'm just your average SAHM trying to escape from 5 rug-rats. Which leads me to Stephenie Meyers, then to here.

I haven't written any stories(duh), but would love to get these ideas on paper someday.

Until then, I'll let you guys do the work and I'll just enjoy the ride. :)

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Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 89 - Words: 635,876 - Reviews: 16427 - Favs: 6,854 - Follows: 7,469 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21485 - Favs: 11,937 - Follows: 7,902 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Let's Love Hate by Foreverx17 reviews
Edward and Bella have been separated for three months, can't stand each other, and—oh yeah—their family has no idea. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 171,995 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shamrocks and Shenanigans by mathisson reviews
Bella is working for a catering and event planning company. She has just about pulled off the reception of the year when she's introduced to Edward Cullen, mafia boss. Can he show her that even bad guys can be good .AH/CC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 6141 - Favs: 5,664 - Follows: 3,542 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getting Blitzed by Nolebucgrl reviews
The continuing adventures of Cockyback and Reed Girl. College is over and real life awaits. How will they handle the ups and downs thrown their way as Edward enters the NFL and Bella approaches graduation? Rated R for Rainbow. Sequel to Sideline Collision.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 302,915 - Reviews: 13978 - Favs: 3,223 - Follows: 3,190 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Complete
On The Line by NewTwilightFan reviews
New Quantico graduate Agent Isabella Swan is assigned to go under cover with a partner she's never met. Their mission will require every ounce of their skill, cunning, and discipline. . . then it will demand more. Agent Swan is totally green. Agent Masen is an enigma. Trust will be the least of their challenges when they discover how much is really on the line.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 46 - Words: 119,683 - Reviews: 2534 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper
Dissonance by Mortissues reviews
I haven't so much made a success of myself as simply fallen through the cracks in my life and somehow landed buttered side up. I am toast. The fifty percent lucky slice that you rescue from your kitchen counter and shove in your mouth as you run out the door, breathless and late, to start your new day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,318 - Reviews: 3392 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13429 - Favs: 7,720 - Follows: 4,679 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 4997 - Favs: 5,281 - Follows: 6,591 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Consequence of Miracles by Travis Birkenstock reviews
Sometimes, the miracles we plead for come at a terrible price. AH, dark subject matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,647 - Reviews: 3346 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15102 - Favs: 8,771 - Follows: 9,147 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20294 - Favs: 13,403 - Follows: 5,530 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12489 - Favs: 8,109 - Follows: 6,265 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Embrace by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella are neighbors, but they really can't stand one another. Snark and hi-jinks. Borderline crack-fic; if you don't have a (silly) sense of humor, move along. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 2737 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Bella, Edward
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20240 - Favs: 12,152 - Follows: 7,021 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 11045 - Favs: 5,691 - Follows: 5,903 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11454 - Favs: 4,468 - Follows: 3,665 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7169 - Favs: 6,015 - Follows: 4,228 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Who I Am by pattyrose reviews
Edward Cullen, successful business exec/playboy/all around bad boy. Bella Swan, divorced mom/graphic artist/unwilling to trust her heart to the likes of someone like Edward again. Will she give him a chance? Does he even deserve one? AH, AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 362,984 - Reviews: 6249 - Favs: 6,106 - Follows: 2,613 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Sure Thing by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Edward Cullen has a date with destiny, and Bella Swan needs a ride home. Problem? These two can't stand each other. See what happens as they make the long trek from Dartmouth to Forks, while Edward is in hot pursuit of his Sure Thing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,942 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14499 - Favs: 7,645 - Follows: 5,355 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9239 - Favs: 9,046 - Follows: 4,991 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Through the Flames by SparklingTwilight reviews
One fateful night, 29y/o Edward must make the decision that haunts every firefighter's worst nightmares. In choosing between his life and that of another, life altering repercussions arise. Rated M. Contains graphic descriptions of fire. HF Warning.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 200,140 - Reviews: 7559 - Favs: 4,153 - Follows: 2,122 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9313 - Favs: 7,047 - Follows: 3,403 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 425,876 - Reviews: 8296 - Favs: 7,604 - Follows: 3,583 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14343 - Favs: 15,805 - Follows: 8,437 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3095 - Favs: 4,689 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Game, Set, Match by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Bella is hired as a photographer to do a photo feature on the cocky, playboy tennis pro Edward Cullen. Bella is determined to resist his charms, but Edward can't seem to leave her alone. Does love really mean nothing in tennis? Slightly OOC, AH. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 167,601 - Reviews: 3809 - Favs: 3,746 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10036 - Favs: 7,452 - Follows: 6,123 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11444 - Favs: 11,375 - Follows: 5,861 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8720 - Favs: 5,436 - Follows: 5,106 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Up to Speed by ericastwilight reviews
Race car driver Edward Cullen has wrecked his car again. In desperate need of sponsors his team take on a brilliant engineer, Bella Swan. Besides trying to win the Sprint Cup, Edward finds himself racing for Bella's heart. Editing in process.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,663 - Reviews: 3296 - Favs: 3,720 - Follows: 2,002 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2137 - Favs: 3,558 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Year Two of Forever by My-Bella reviews
Part 3 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. The Volturi are investigating, there's a strange human in Bella's class, and her human memories are fading. Bella's 2nd year as a vampire is full of events both amazing and horrifying. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 206,473 - Reviews: 4926 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3889 - Favs: 4,058 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Turning Dust into Gold by bethaboo reviews
After college, best friends Bella, Rosalie and Alice have a run-in with their past. . .and maybe their future? All human, AU. Rated M. Nominated at the Twilight Awards, All-Human AU Incomplete, for Best Romance & Best Edward Characterization
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,995 - Reviews: 2140 - Favs: 3,131 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by luv2beloved reviews
AH, AU, OOC: The girls are best firends & are headed for 2 weeks to FL: Cruise & Disney World! What happens when barriers are broken & their past meets up with them? They may get more than they bargined for. Please R&R! Ch.1-17 Revised!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 212,988 - Reviews: 2032 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Those Eyes by theotherbella reviews
Edward Cullen's a lost boy until he meets a girl with a particular pair of brown eyes. Will she be able to save him? Or will he end up saving her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 146,307 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No One Saw the Pain by magan bagan reviews
When Bella is seventeen she is kidnapped and brutally attacked for weeks. She escapes and is saved by Edward Cullen. Six years later adjusting to normal life is a challenge. Edward enters her life again, shaking things up. All Human. Rated for brutality.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,463 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wilting by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
So, this is my life, a childish game. Ruled by God, damned by fate. A game of love and lost." AU/Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,530 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19572 - Favs: 12,439 - Follows: 5,680 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
She's Royal by halojones reviews
The Cullens are in Hawaii on holiday, but only Alice knows the reason why they are there-she's had a premonition that Edward would finally meet his true love. But when their meeting is ruined by unforeseen circumstances, will Alice set things right again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,148 - Reviews: 2766 - Favs: 2,384 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5546 - Favs: 8,092 - Follows: 2,256 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8240 - Favs: 5,951 - Follows: 2,211 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4243 - Favs: 4,082 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
My First Year as a Cullen by My-Bella reviews
Part 2 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. This story is the sequel to The Fairytale Continues. It follows Bella in her first year as a vampire. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 162,772 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
A Heart's Savior by newfoundlove reviews
AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 3,989 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete