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Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Uglies, and House, M.D..

So! My name is Lauren, and I was born on October 10, 1994. I'm gonna be eighteen in October. How terrifying. That means I've been writing fan-fiction for over FIVE YEARS. How crazy.

Random fact: I was the only one of four brothers and sisters to be born during the day.

I love to write-- my first fanfiction story that I ever wrote was when I was twelve, and I don't quiet recall what I named it. It had under fifty reviews, and looking back was an utter piece of shit. But, nonetheless, I kept at it and have come a long, long way. I hope that my new stories-- despite the mistakes many of them still have-- entertain your brain.

I once thought I wanted to be a psychologist, and so you can see why some of my stories are so pungently... psychological. However, once I saw how much schooling was required to be a clinical psychologist, I changed my mind. I then decided to be a nurse. After about six months of wanting to be that, I changed my mind. I am so far leaning towards being a high school English teacher.While my writing is not perfect and I make hundreds, even thousands, of errors... writing is something that I will have to come continue doing. Writing for me is not something that I can do when I feel like it and then just forget about. These stories and ideas build up inside my head, and I have to get them out or I'll lose my mind! I hope that as I grow, my stories will grow with me. Hopefully, my creative voice can change, grow, and bring that same sense of wonderment that I feel whenever I read to others when they read what I write.

If you have ideas for a story of mine that I'm writing, please feel free to review or IM me if you don't want everyone to see your review. I used to be shy, believe it or not, so I understand anonymity. If you had advice for my OC's, please contact me and politely tell me your opinion. I obviously will not tolerate insults and rudeness.

My favorite shows are: NARUTO (even though I'm more into the fiction than the show now.) ,True Blood, Dead Like Me, Ghost Adventures, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, Kingdom Hospital, Psyche, Fringe, Monk, Project Runway, Family Guy, Ghost Hunters, Always sunny in Philadelphia, House, Paranormal State, Warehouse 13, Burn Notice, Man vs. Food, Eureka, Royal Pains, The Simpsons, America's Top Model, Anthony Bordain: No Reservations, Bleach (even though I never watch it!), Bones, CSI, Ghost Whisperer, Hell's Kitchen, How I Met Your Mother, In Plain Sight,Magnum p.i., Kitchen Nightmares, Seinfeld, Heroes, The River, Project Runway,

There is a certain feeling that I get when I read a good book or excellant work of fiction. It's like coming home. It's a feeling that I can only find when I return to my favorite place in the world: nestled safely inside the pages of a book, living out my latest adventure, newest experience, and greatest journey.

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Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 139 - Words: 672,028 - Reviews: 19119 - Favs: 12,752 - Follows: 12,523 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya reviews actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,296 - Reviews: 2633 - Favs: 3,907 - Follows: 4,728 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Shino A.
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 134,599 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 4,626 - Follows: 4,989 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 192,785 - Reviews: 2801 - Favs: 6,979 - Follows: 7,257 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U.
No Longer Alone by Iced Blood reviews
The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Introverted by Shadenight123 reviews
Being ignored and gazed at with hatred can lead someone to become a boisterous and loud orange-wearing shinobi, but it can also drive him to become a silent and invisible introvert. Of the two, Naruto takes the logical choice for a future in the Ninja World. Team Sai-Naruto-Sakura. No pairings. Future of bloodshed and grittiness assured.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 442,070 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Shadow Reincarnation by Analon reviews
ABANDONED! A passing remark from the most surprising ninja of the Village Hidden in the Leaves leads the second God of Shinobi to redesign his predecessor's technique. Under the mentorship of the legendary leaders of Konohagakure, watch the growth of Uzumaki Naruto on the road to his destiny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,797 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Little wooden men by Writing bunny reviews
Naruto gets adopted at an early age. How far can he get with somebody actually supporting him? And how will he influence the Elemental nations? Rating for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 335,255 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Hana I., Yamato
Insomnia by ktroyals reviews
Sakura watched her mother commit suicide. Now she lives in the mental institution and she can't sleep. When the new boy, Gaara, is admitted they find they have something in common: They both have insomnia. Note: This is a romance. GaaSaku. Please Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Death By Love by xox.Dynamite.xox reviews
Sakura just finished working in the hospital when she sees a wounded person close to death. Not knowing what to do, she brings him home.It's only when she reaches the warmth of her house is when she realizes who exactly she just brought home. [GaaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,022 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Desert Flower by Princess of Thieves reviews
Is your love a lie, too' 'Gaara, stop! It hurts' 'I won't be alone anymore! You will love only me and fight only for me' Sakura thinks she's made a best friends, when she's just sealed her self as his slave. [Gaasaku] [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,936 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Four Going on Forty by quack675 reviews
Chase was a precocious little tyke, wasn't he?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,747 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - R. Chase
Barefoot by skrblr reviews
Kankuro sees Gaara doing something utterly unexpected and must educate him in true manliness. It's about feet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Cherry Blossom by NatsNeko reviews
AU..One-shot for Vesper chan's contest.. "As much as I want my freedom, I couldn't survive out there. I have lived a sheltered life since I was taken. Everyone knows about me, Gaara." GaaSaku. Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,295 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Foetus by CJS-DEPPendent reviews
To him they're just foetuses. They come after Zygote and before Infant. To her they're babies who need love. They're different, polar oppoistes, but somehow, the very thing they look upon differently might just be what brings them together. HUDDY
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 88,222 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
The Melt by pudgypudge reviews
As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 5073 - Favs: 5,057 - Follows: 4,504 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U.
A New Beginning by KunochiDreamer reviews
It takes place after the failed mission to bring back Sasuke. Naruto awakens to find he is host to a new tenant and finds feeling for a certain shy genin as they go on a training adventure. Pairings NaruHina and more to be determined.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,548 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 12/23/2004
Death by Snow by beXdifferent reviews
Ten friends, a haunted hotel, murders. What can possibly go wrong? EVERYTHING! oh, um i based this a little bit on the shining srry, if i didnt put this on here my story would be deleted
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009
If It Matters by Ariel D reviews
Kankuro's birthday comes, and he wonders if anyone remembers. Theoretically post-series. Warning: some gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4348 - Favs: 7,830 - Follows: 3,931 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Slide Away by Enlee reviews
House has to dig up the past after burying his father. The sequel to "You Don't Know How It Feels". House/Cuddy. The last chapter is now up. Please read and review!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,219 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Sleeping Man: Outside AND Sleeping Man: Inside by maineac reviews
When House goes missing, Wilson, Cuddy and his team have to solve their toughest puzzle ever: where is he? And House has to solve his toughest puzzle ever: who is he? H/W strong friendship,with a dash of Cuddy. Pt II Inside starts at Ch.31. Pt III is called Sleeping Man: Settling the Score. You can now read the story in RUSSIAN at ficbook dot net/readfic/4417381 thanks to Kleolanda
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 62,077 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A Leg, A Father and Another Leg by shaemichelle reviews
Wilson calls House to pick him up from a bar after Amber dies. An accident is caused. A leg is cost. Hopefully, it won't cost the friendship as well. FORMERLY KNOWN AS Untitled.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,312 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Addiction by Pure White Lilly reviews
Gaara never had a friend... save maybe one. Though this friend never took human form, and it was slowly killing him from the inside out. This is my first attempt at fictional writing so any constructive criticism is welcome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Gaara - Complete
You Don't Know How It Feels by Enlee reviews
Amber is dead and Wilson won't talk to him, so House turns to the one person he knows will listen. House/Cuddy. The last chapter is now up. Please read and review!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,390 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
A Light in the Darkness by Sevgi reviews
To save Gaara from their father his siblings take him and move to Konoha, hoping for safety. This is the least of Gaara's worries as he must survive a new school and learn that sometimes the only way to be free of your darkness is to trust in your friends
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,654 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Gaara
Sakura's 16th Birthday by Cheekydemon reviews
Sakura’s sixteenth birthday, she finds out she is a Jinchiiriki. first fanfic re-done hope you like it its gaara/sakura
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
A spiral scar by chibiangelfromheaven reviews
There will always be a scar on the heart I never knew I had, a spiral scar that will always sting a little. A Kyuubi piece.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Affliction by everyday0203 reviews
[AU] Sakura is a volunteer at a mental institution and is forced to take on Gaara as a patient...can Sakura cure Gaara? or will Gaara's affliction rub off onto Sakura as well?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,799 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 542 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Clothes make the man by Melfina Lupin reviews
Kankuro is losing clothes left and right. What in the world is happening? Some swearing blame Kankuro
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
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Resurrected From Ashes reviews
Konoha has fallen. Even without all of the bijuu, Akatsuki has managed to overwhelm the village. Kakashi is forced to watch his comrades and students die. By a bizarre stroke of forethought from the Hokage, time is reversed and he is given a chance to fix everything. It's a shame he had no choice in the matter. M for future Gore
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,077 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Phasmatis Bellum reviews
Living in a mental institution isn't exactly easy. Targeting and killing the most twisted freaks in the joint, however, is much more difficult; especially when the dead don't seem to want to stay dead. [AU] GaaSaku [There are other pairings, though GaaSaku is the main one.] Sequel to Behind Locked Doors
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,609 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Behind Locked Doors reviews
After Sai cheats on her, Sakura accidentally kills Ino, her twin. She is placed in a mental instituation where she meets Gaara, among others. Gaara becomes her tormentor, determined to break her; she doesn't give in so easily, though. GaaSaku; SasuNaru; Others REWRITES UNDERWAY! Chapters 1, 7, 8, 9, and 10 edited. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 226,315 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Misery's Minions reviews
Gaasaku.Sakura and Naruto are caught up in a world of vampires and weird stuff. Lemon? Gaasaku. . KakaTema/ TemaShika. Naruto is turning into a vampire, but Sakura becomes a bite- a human food factory.GORE WARNING. Story on Hiatus for now while I work Behind Locked Doors and Hatake Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,114 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara
Perfects reviews
Starts a little before Uglies.Can Lauren escape becoming Perfect?Not pretty,but perfect,unthinking,and obeying?A new installment in the series!Perfects are the perfect deception to get Smokies to come back with beautiful looks and no thoughts of their own
Uglies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 86,440 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008
Wounded reviews
Sakura a timid nurse is terrified of her abusive boyfriend.Work is her only escape and even that is gone when he finds a job at her work.She's assigned the duty of rehabilitation for a mental patient.Sabaku no Gaara,a mental institution resident.Gaasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 97,806 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Hatake Naruto reviews
What if Kakashi Hatake took in Naruto as a son? How would this affect his life, and his view of the world? Sorry if title is stupid! Open to flamers! Read and review. As of 9/15/12 I'm beginning the rewrites on this story. Possibly writing more for this. Expect major changes to the story line, along with MORE in each chapter. Updates: Up to chapter 8 so far.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,699 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Forgive and Forget reviews
House's parents come to visit,& Wilson learns of House's unhealthy childhood. House and Wilson get into an accident driving them back to the airport, and House is missing for a few days. Can House forgive his dad? Can Cuddy ever love House? FullSumInside.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,328 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy
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