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Joined 02-16-08, id: 1502042, Profile Updated: 04-25-09
Author has written 1 story for Maximum Ride, and Twilight.

Hello world!

I'm not much of a reader, but when I or you get me into a book, most likely I will become obsessed. Send me a message if you want to request a book for me. Fan fiction is a wonderful site considering I love to write. My story There Will Be No Rules Tonight is titled/named after the first line in my favorite band's song Our Time Now by Plain White T's. The characters in this story that are not from Maximum Ride, Twilight are named after people in my life that are important to me, also there are some names from Princess Academy and other names are just random, just mentioning. Personally, about my story, chapters 1-15...aren't the best at all, so I'm probably going to redo them, although chapter 16 and beyond are my favorites. The more you write, the better you get at it. Back to the Plain White T's, my new favorite song the Plain White T's is probably 1 2 3 4 or Hold On. The song Take Me There by Plain White T's is on Breaking Dawns play list fyi. The bands Linkin Park, Killers and Muse help me concentrate. Secondhand Serenade is my second favorite band. I'm getting into the band MayDay Parade. James Patterson and Stephenie Meyer are my two all time favorite authors. James Patterson got me into reading and Stephenie Meyer kept me reading. I am an complete expert on computers and unlike Bella's, I have a fast one. I have a blog,just like Fang and I have a myspace just like Max.

Myspace: www.myspace.com/spazzattacksarenormal

Deviant:www.deviant.com/Silhouette--Dreams

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Josie

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Josizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Bunny

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Anne Canal

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Guajoien

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Pink Diet Coke

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Oancfn (what?!)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Anne

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Bluey (bahahhahhaah)

Books: Twilight Series, Maximum Ride Series, The Host, Alex Rider, Someone Like You, Snowed In, What My Mother Doesn't Know, What My Girlfriend Doesn't Know , My Sister's Keeper, One of those Hideous Book Where the Mother Dies, Stop Pretending, Tuck Everlasting and The Gospel According to Larry.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You go to a party and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list and kept nodding and smiling.

8. You think how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy too notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this on your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

I ran with scissors, and lived!

IF YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR HOURS ON END, READING NUMEROUS FANFICTIONS, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

If you're a fast runner...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Jacob Black should die...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile

If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile

If you are obsessed w/ Fanfiction, then copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you think fang is hot copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile

list the flock characters in ANY order, put one more MR character on the list then answer the questions.

1. Angle

2. Max

3. Iggy

4. Fang

5. Ari

6. Nudge

7. Gazzy

questoins:

1. is there a 4/5 pairing? hahahhahahahhahahah wow. no. gay loverss for sure.

2. is 5 hot? is an eraser hot? ahahah. no.

3. how annoying is 6? um somewhat, but u know, u have to love her personality.

4. is there a 2/1 pairing? NO!

5. 1 is going to make dinner, will 4 help? angle making dinner and fang helping...hmm...now that would be interesting. can't wait to see how it turns out!

6. what do you think of a 3/7 pairing? omg! ahahahah and no iggy is not gay, this pair will not work out. i will not accept!

7. would 6 ever be caught dead playing strip poker? uhh no!

8. is there a possisbility of 2 getting pregnant? i would think so.

9. is 7 emo? nopeeee.

10. is three the bigest bitch alive? omg! iggy is so not a bitch! hahahhaha. no way!

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Love, Pain, and Wings by MyNameIsCAL reviews
Max,Fang, and the flock after The Final Warning. Max and Fang sort out their relationship along with the saving the world and staying away from the people who want them captured.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 72,149 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Wake up with the Dawn Winnie by PennyLaneismysong reviews
Its been 10 years since Winnie saw Jesse.She drank the water on her 17th bday and is waiting for Jesse to come back.But time is slipping by Jesse hasnt come for her and people are becoming suspicious. Will Jesse finally come back for her? REVEIW!R.T.F.F.C
Tuck Everlasting - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 12/7/2007
For Them? by dreamtofly reviews
Basically Max and Fang are having big problems getting along and it's affecting the flock. They decide to try and get along for the flock but what will they discover about themselves along the way? And of course a story isn't a story wout FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,810 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007
Hey There Delilah by Totally3rdGrade reviews
Our hands touched on accident and a hot electric shock ran through me, an electric shock that I liked. The air in here suddenly felt humid and I felt my face blush- This is a story about how love can heal all wounds, no matter how deep those wounds are.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,487 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Jacob - Complete
Love Song by skt010 reviews
A group of locals caught my eye. They all looked exactly alike. One stood up to dump his tray. He looked at me curiously. As embarrassed and uncomfortable as I was, I couldn’t look away from his eyes..." Melody is imprinted on by Embry. This is her story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,060 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Embry
Journey to Alaska by Katiie reviews
Bella and Edward are heading to Alaska to live in their flat, what will they do now they are finally alone together.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008
The Dawning Sky by Sierra Jade Faerie reviews
Itex is destroyed, Max and Fang are married, and their daughter Sky looks like she'll be even more special than Angel. Their life is bliss! What could possibly go wrong? Everything. Please review, even if you hate it! Constructive critism welcome. HIATUS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
Life As Me by cheeseluva982 reviews
This is about a vampire. Nothing to do with twilight but it's still bout vampires. Susan and Patrick have 3 kids they love very much but somthing happens! Find out by reading.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008
My angel by Katiie reviews
A normal day for the flock, but Angel is injured, nearly dead, will they get to hospital on time?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
Bella Dancerella by Totally3rdGrade reviews
Emmett is feeling pretty creative, he is trying to give nicknames to his other siblings will he reach his goal? This is really short and crap out of my head, I hope you all enjoy it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
There Will Be No Rules Tonight reviews
I just want you to know, that I will love you forever. No matter what happens,no flyboy, no overly sized bird kid nor blood drinking vampire could make me stop loving you. I will love you forever B." He leaned down and kissed me. "I Love you too,forever"
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,949 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008