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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

hi my name is kay or kayla . my actual name is kayla but kay is just fine.

yes i like TWILIGHT , NEW MOON & ECLIPSE but as for BD. it never happened to me, please don't ask. i could go on for a long time on how much i hate it.

i guess i am becoming evilish i mean i want to actually kill a person in a story, and i got some people shot in others, and then we have sick people . i guess i am just a evil, evil writer. but its so much fun to write it. so much drama, gotta love it.

i do like vitamin water but i found out it the most unhealthiest , health drink for u so i don't drink it so much now. i called sweet tea . i mean you have sugar and tea. its pretty not suppose to good for you anyway with the amount of sugar that they add. "sweet" tea . thats the name . they aren't lying when they say its bad for u its prety much in the name.

MOUNTAIN DEW !! ahhhhh. just get me some of that and i will be a very happy person for you for how ever long i need to be. gotta love green.

i do like penguins. they are just so cute and they waddle. what other creature waddles in tux ? i don't . but i don't think a tux would look good on me anyway i am a girl not a guy. penguins waddle , the only time humans waddle is either when they are pregnant or just plain FAT! penguns are so cute.

i have 2 dogs ,a fish and a cat. one of my dogs is a chocolate lab and the other is a australian dog and something else we are not quite sure. bocephus and jessy. well bo dozer and minion. my fish is gender confused. its a beta and a male but he is PINK!! i am not even joking. his name is billybob beta. he does laps in his tank in the morning and then arfter about 5 minutes at the top doing laps then he swims to the bottom and swims above a rock. he is so cool. and my cat she is crazy she randomy runs into walls.

i find kellan lutz to be good looking , well ok HOT but he isn't exactly my choice for emmett right away. but he is stil ahhhh . and he still is my favorite character. i mean who doesn't like a big guy with a soft spot.

i like the volturi. i know u are probably thinking " -gasp- how could you??" right? well , it all was started when me and my friends began to read New Moon . there was 3 of us. so we named our selves the volturi, respectively marcus, aro, and caius. well we went all OOC in it. aro is gay. caius is Dr. Phil . and marcus well he is the chucky cheese mouse. hehe . we made our shirts for the midnight party of BD and wore them needless to say aro's was pink.

my name out of the volturi club is MARCUS. his character out of the book is completely opposite if me. heh it is sometimes fun to play a evil person even if u act bored all the time.

well thats me , so far.


15 things to do in Walmart..SOO FUNNY!:

1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4.Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

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Love Doesn't Come In Packages by simplyanaddiction reviews
Bella: "Many a person would wonder why an ordinary girl would be upset about marrying the Prince. Edward, my to be husband in less than 15 minutes, was marrying me on a deal." A story about a reversed marriage, and an accidental love. AH, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,666 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
Immunity by Hand Over the Bishies reviews
It's time for Bella to be changed! What happens when the Volturi step in? Takes place after E & B's honeymoon, but she's not pregnant. Ending is just a summary due to personal reasons.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,135 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Decision's Fate by Lemonade Ninja reviews
COMPLETE::Sequal to Hard Descisions. When Bella receives the news she's pregnant again, she couldn't be more happier. However, someone she hoped she would never see again comes back. ExB AxJ EmxR CxE R&R, please! ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 85,104 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Right or Wrong? by luv2beloved reviews
Bella, a rape victim, now pregnant escapes from Phoenix and her mothers decisions to start a new life in Forks with her father. Uncertain if she has made the right or wrong choice, that is until she meets the Cullens. Slightly OOC, AU, Cannon Pairing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,632 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Of A Kind by The Blue-Eyed Vampire reviews
Set in the time of New Moon, but Edward never came back.Bella is now married to Jacob and is expecting twins!The only problem is, one is fathered by Jacob, while the other is by Edward!This story comepletly defys the laws of science,but is a must read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,365 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Love Conquers All by XEdwardXxXLoverX reviews
Bella and Renee never left Charlie. Bella has been abused for the last 10 years of her life, and Renee is dead. What happens when the Cullen's move into town and discover Bella's secret? Will love blossom? EXB usual pairings...all human...ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,648 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
As Fate Would Have It by Erik's0Phan reviews
AH, fate just keeps bringing them together after Bella first meets the mysterious bronze haired doctor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,831 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll always be there by itsmissalaska reviews
Bella and her brother Emmett live with there parents. Who abuse bella when drinking. which is always. em is always there for her. BxE ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 40,477 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008
I am Edward Cullen’s Fiancée by Selene11 reviews
“What exactly do you want me to do?" "You would be working as my fiancée." “Fiancée? Is this some sort of a joke? Am I on TV? Who would hire someone to act as his fiancée?” “Me.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,786 - Reviews: 2523 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Moving to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
A.H. Bella is German and lives in the most famous house in the world for six months. Suddenly she belongs to the rich and famous and hates her popular/player host brother Edward with a passion.What's the dark secret he is hiding? Caution Addictive! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 152,988 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hometown Heroes by Keira Sawyer reviews
OOC, AH. Bella Swan is the only girl on the football team. Charlie is a Navy Seal sent off on his duty. Tragic things happens, can the Cullens help Bella cope? Can Bella convince the guys that she can play football? over 30,000 hits! RIDIC :D E/B, edited
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,256 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Little Man by MyBella reviews
Partner to LLC. All Human-OOC. Rated M, but mostly fluff. Edward and Bella are now parents to a baby boy, Charlie. Alice and Jasper have twins, and Lily is talking up a storm. Life for the Cullens isn't as little as it was before. Can they handle it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 265,527 - Reviews: 3796 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Koda by radioactive.spayeti reviews
What happens when new dangers arrive for Bella and threaten to take her away? Will Edward be able to save her this time? R&R! ExB! Pre-Eclipse, post New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,706 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight If by mm zayland reviews
First FanFic! Are you truly obsessed with Twilight? See how many "if's" you admit to. I tried to make these original and creative, and they are almost all from personal experience. Enjoy! *Updated* I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cullen Family Rap by watupitROSALIE reviews
I r so gangsta cuz i wrote an AWSOME rap! This is a rap about the Cullen family. Please read and review. Rated T for sum infering.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008
Doctor Sexy loves me? by skeletoninme reviews
I have inserted myself into and AU universe, where no Vampires or Wolves exist, and Carlisle is single! I fricken' SUCK at summaries, so just read it! Please? From the writer of Kidnapped: The Isabella Swan Case. NOW COMPLETE! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,866 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
The Ultimate Question by xXxBANDxGEEKxXx reviews
Boxers or Briefs? That is the question...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Silence by musically inclined reviews
“She went through a very terrible ordeal.I don’t know any of the details.All we know is that she witnessed something awful.She doesn't talk to anyone."The Cullens adopt Bella expecting to gain a child.They never expected to gain one with so many secrets..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,645 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Seasons Of Love by Shattered Glass Keeps Falling reviews
Bella and her friends are about to start their next semester at NYU. A string of attackers and murders comes to light. The verdict is made that no girl on campus is safe... EPILOGUE! AU All human. College years. ITS OVER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 48,544 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
The Death of Isabella Marie Swan by jankmusic reviews
I was sure today was just the beginning of that time of the month, but as my day steadily got worse, along with my symptoms, I became aware of the fact that something was seriously wrong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,083 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
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surprise visitors reviews
esme and bella are having some mother daughter time.... when something changes..... what is going to happened? will anyone make it out alive? wheres everyone else at? will it change anything else in Forks? author of stuck in the closet......
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,168 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009
A Change Of Heart reviews
A betroval, in the near future changed the future of Isabella's brother. What about her future? Will the future change for just her brother or her and her country as well?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Complete
Would it kill me? reviews
alice gets a vision of something happening in florida? but will bella survive consequences of the vision? what will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,710 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008
stuck in the closet reviews
what happens when bella gets stuck at work? she is held hostage of course but will she make it out alive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,137 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008
The Breakdown reviews
bellas truck breaksdown ? what will happen to her? she will get sick of course! last chapter is up. For MUSICALLY INCLINED CHALLENGE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,541 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
around the treaty reviews
this is how to get around that dang treaty of theirs! and not causing a war!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete