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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

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This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4152 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Simple Wish by TehSanity reviews
A Haruhi/Lucky Star crossover. Haruhi's wish for a new, more interesting school goes very wrong. Chaos and humour ensues. Note: I want to go back to working on this! Expect lighter chapters soon
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,537 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/11/2008
Mentally Yours by Numia reviews
Full Summary inside Because of his split personality, Naruto is sent to the Konoha Mental Institution. There, he becomes the victim of the sneaky, aggressive pyscopath: Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,030 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Ghost and the Darkness by Kirsdarkenvar reviews
Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fox Magic by AkaiTsume reviews
A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 170,192 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Colourless Vanity by StarsOfYaoi reviews
-EDITING- *ItaNaru, others* Naruto had every intention to go train with Jiraiya after the Valley of End… but instead, he's given another option –become a member of the newest ANBU team…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 143,726 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 9/13/2006 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] Iruka U.
Welcome to My Life by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
AU. Sasuke and Naruto are rivals. Sasuke is a jerk and geek, Naruto is loud and popular. But as they learn about each other could love bloom? With pressures from friends and family there are many obsticals to over come.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,132 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Letters by Aerlyn-Angel-of-Death reviews
Sasuke finds some letters addressed to himself when he's in Naruto's apartment and decides that since he is away on a mission it won't do any harm to read them. They are addressed to him, after all. Shonenai, *BEING REWRITTEN!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,315 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2611 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 2,531 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In This World For You by SnapesFavorite reviews
The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus's promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry's life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he's forced to break his word. HPSS Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 204,658 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 2,534 - Follows: 3,043 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Swords, Sakura & Mayonnaise by keyascribe reviews
Moments from Edo. Shinsengumicentric. Ratings & level of HxO vary.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,680 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Hijikata T., Okita S.
Left Hand Suzuki Method by Orgainoid reviews
As part of the Witness Protection Program, Sasuke has been dragged halfway across the country and forced to masquerade as a girl. And then 'she' falls for the school's most popular student, soccer captain Uzumaki Naruto. What's a girl to do? AU NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,117 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Ultimate Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei Fanfiction by MalkyTop reviews
This is a fanfiction, not an anime! Warning: This may cause ruptures of spleens or exploding funny bones. Or at least, I'd like it to because it would make me feel confidant about my writing skills. Warning: This is not really the Ultimate SZS Fanfiction.
Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,825 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Kawaii Tragic Forbidden Passion Rosebud by xxkawaiigirlzdesuxx reviews
An epic tale of romance and the depth of the kukoro and the way pain shatters it. Naruto and saseke share a bond unbreakable even by the deepest abyses that life brings. guest appliances by sai, kakashi, jiraiya, and more! warning: delicious yaoi scenes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Guess Who by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi and Naruto are together and very happy. But life always throws a few curve balls in the way. Even Sasuke and Hinata get caught in the crossfire. And everyone goes along for the ride. Sequel to The Get Itachi Laid Challenge. AU, ItaNaru and other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,882 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 2,572 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Thy Brother by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
SasuNaru! Kakashi and Iruka fall in love and their sons, Sasuke and Naruto, have to learn to live together as one big happy family. But is it possible? gomen, this summery stinks
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,459 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Sound of Silence by Shiva555 reviews
Naruto, a high school senior, must do a report on a mental patient, Sasuke. But how do you write about someone who hasn’t spoken a word in years…Is it possible for love to bloom between two polar opposites? Yaoi Sasuke and Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,829 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Forbidden Secret by Tossino reviews
So... Sasori was dead now was he? And it was time to get a new partner. Damn it... It better not be some idiot. Like that Tobi. DeiTobi/TobiDei fanfic. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,483 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
Memories by Versk reviews
Sasori is dead, and now Deidara needs a new partner and a new pair of arms. Deidara and Tobi, Sasori's replacement, must learn to live with one another as they travel to re-attach Deidara's lost limbs. TobiDei / DeiTobi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,251 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
America, are you Sparkling? by Lucorinth the Ripper reviews
The effect of popular books on the US and the UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Evolution of Us by Senko Wakimarin reviews
No one ever expected them to get along, it seemed inevitable that they hate each other. But underneath each argument and fight there lurked something stronger. KakuHidan, rated for language, gore, violence, and of course, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,773 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Where Is My Mind? by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Welcome to Hokage Mental Institute for the insane, home of Uzumaki Naruto. Enter Uchiha Sasuke, an angry teenager in need of a new therapy class. But what’s really wrong with Naruto? And how does Sasuke help? Yaoi, SasuNaru, KakaIru, OOCness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,907 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
What I Want for Christmas by Atopos reviews
Christmas with the Akatsuki is always far from normal. Tobi just hopes he gets what he wants this year. Warnings: yaoi, swearing, and a lot of random thoughts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara
A Very Varia Xmas by strangertrack reviews
Because even assassins celebrate the holidays.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - [Xanxus, Squalo S.] [Belphegor, Mammon/Viper] - Complete
Dear Santa: Varia Version by Orihara Izaya reviews
Varia sends letters to Santa?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Pet Hates by Grievous daydreamer reviews
This night, however, fate was determined to show them that sleeping in the same room could not work when both occupants hated each other’s guts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Pajaros en la Cabeza by The Crack Fairy reviews
Kakuzu, Akatsuki Academy's best student and resident asshole, is forced to spend an hour a day with the Academy's newest student, Hidan, for tutoring. Watch an unlikely relationship unfold... AU, rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,911 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Little Britain by jennifer snape reviews
Britain, Britain, Britain!
Little Britain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007
Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi? by chocolateee reviews
When Naruto accidentally signs himself and Kiba up for AP French, he certainly didn't realize what he was getting into. And with a certain Uchiha right on his tail, with very...open feelings for the blonde, it will be quite a year to remember. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,436 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Crack by The Crack Fairy reviews
Okay, he was old, but he wasn't old old, right? He was still as athletic as ever, he barely had any wrinkles, and surely he didn't have a dachshund. KakuHi, Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
To Kill a Blasphemer by Shikirou reviews
Kakuzu finally got Hidan to make a Myspace. During the process of editing his details, the Zealot's reaction to Tom was to be expected. Crack!fic. One-shot. Please R and R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Silent Scream by hyenateeth reviews
Everyone has a fear of the unknown. AU, HidaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Vigilante by NoNoWriter reviews
Sasuke is not amused, because the three kids keep on annoying him and Naruto does nothing but grin all day long. NaruSasuNaru citrus of some sort.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,954 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Defiance by midnightshadowkisses reviews
The name's Uchiha Sasuke. What's it to you? I'm 19 and a successful male ballet dancer. Despite that and the fact that my friend Neji is screwing some dude named Gaara, I never thought I was gay...til I met Naruto. SasuNaruSasu, mentioned/mild GaaNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,797 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Tale of Charlotte Coolhorn by Tiger Shinigami reviews
Done for Capslock Bleach! Revel in the infinite beauty and perfection as the tale of Charlotte Coolhorn is revealed!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/15/2008 - C. Cuuhlhourne, Ulquiorra - Complete
See you again! by ViiBee reviews
A year has passed after the Hitachiin Twins and Haruhi's graduation where she last saw the Host Club. At the Commoner mall Haruhi bumps in the Hikaru, but not Kaoru? Hikaru was the only person that had not contacted her. What has he been up to? HxH
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,189 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Testimony of a Jashinist by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Your friendly, neighborhood Hidan here, explaining to you just why Jashinism totally rocks your socks. Rated high T for Hidan being Hidan. Oneshot. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
In Which Hiroki Learns Not to Tutor People by OldFanficAccount reviews
Hiroki tutors Shinobu. Hiroki gets terrorized.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Hiroki K., Shinobu T. - Complete
Someone Else’s Memoirs by a certain slant of light reviews
Their skin is sun-starved marble, streaked beneath the surface with pinstripes of raw red — carved by loss, honed by grief. But every vampire, new or old, heals eventually. ჯ JasperBella. post-eclipse AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,741 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Two halves make one whole by NicotineGum reviews
GinxHiji Sometimes the only one who understands is the one most like you.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/18/2008
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
The Jealousy of Haruhi Suzumiya by ichigoskullface reviews
The sequel to the Zombie Apocalypse of Haruhi Suzumiya. What is in store for Kyon and everyone's favorite computer girl? Kyon X Yuki *Final chapter 9 is up! Enjoy!* - PREVIEW FOR THE SEQUEL IS UP -
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,283 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
Conquest by Adistoria reviews
Naruto attempts to attract the attention of the new Teaching Assistant, Uchiha Sasuke, at his university. AU, M/M, NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,181 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seven Up! by Serephy reviews
Heads down thumbs up! During an innocent game at school, someone whispers three special words into Sasuke’s ear...It’s not an innocent game anymore! OneShot, NaruSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Time With N by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
NaruSasu. It's been years since they broke up, though the raven has changed a lot. He became a famous writer and a better person, but he can't seem to forget the blonde so, he writes an article for a magazine. Will the blonde read it? now a two shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Animal Attraction by Saito khinata seye reviews
Sasuke is a nerd, Naruto is popular with Sakura as a gf, it's highschool. Then one night Sasuke is bitten by a werewolf and he changes for the better. He's now hot, and he attracts Naruto's eyes. But supposively Sasuke's not gay. Rated for things, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Insert Adjective Here of Suzumiya Haruhi by Col98 reviews
I wrote this with this in mind: What if Yuki, Mikuru and Koizumi never trully existed? What if... Kyon and Haruhi were the only members of the SOS Brigade? Basically, remove whatever could distract Kyon from Haruhi and what do you get? This.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,609 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008
Kitten Troubles by luffyluffy reviews
Due to a transmutation mishap Ed get's turned into a cat and Roy and CO have to find a way to change him back while dealing with a kitten -DISCONTINUED-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Edward E.
Double A by Novelist Pup reviews
Sasuke sighed, "This is exactly the reason why I did not want you two to meet each other." :KarinSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Karin, Sakura H. - Complete
Myopia by Alory Shannon reviews
What if Deidara needed his scope for more than just ranged fighting? Humour/Genfic with just a slight bit of crack. platonic!DeiTobi oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Connection by darkalbino reviews
Don't you hate it when you turn out to be right about certain things? SasuNaru, two-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Married Couples And Hot Springs by whitekitsunejugi reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu are caught in the worst heat wave of the summer. Outside of all places! So in a desperate attempt for shelter, and to shut hidan up, they pursue an inn to cool down. But will the price be too much for Kakuzu?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,186 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Hidan
Au Jour le Jour by Amry reviews
In 1907, at the age of sixteen, Private Edward Elric was deployed to repress the Ishbal Rebellion. Time Travel
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
To Take Desperate Measures by ShadowSilk reviews
Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Believe it? Deidara is Tobi's Hanayome! by LuneDe reviews
Thanks to some weird events, AKA blame Sasori, Deidara gets married...to Tobi Uchiha! How will Deidara deal with this and Tobi's alterego Madara? Read to find out. Side pairings: Sasuke X Sakura Sai X Ino and others AU -Alternate Universe- Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,830 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
The Fight by demonrubberducky reviews
LxRaito Matsuda witnesses a fight between L and Raito. Matsuda witnesses something else between them as well.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
To adore the Hellish by Yellow kiwi reviews
Naruto can't stop thinking of the schools outcast. It'll be hard enough to get to know him, even harder to get him to love him, but none of it will be has hard as staying together in a school that is trying so hard to tear you apart. AU, yoai, GaaraNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,302 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 12/7/2006 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] - Complete
Phallic Confusion by Diamond Mask reviews
In which Sai makes a new friend and Suigetsu learns that he must have a small penis. Suigetsu x Sai non-yaoi. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sai - Complete
The Trellis by Temora reviews
MALORY TOWERS - Darrell/Alicia. An impromptu tutoring session under an oak tree leaves Darrell a little wiser ... and a little flustered.
Enid Blyton - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Silver Lining by Cynchick reviews
Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,305 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Today in Class 2 by Lookinglass reviews
It's a typical school day for Asano Keigo, who's in for some girl-hunting, when he comes across the "new students." Karakura High is about to face a handful of shinigami and arrancar ready to barge in uninvited.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Keigo A., Ichigo K.
Contexts by sharingank reviews
Contexts are wonderful, wonderful things. Gokudera/Yamamoto.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
I Love Teaching by writehanded reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is a young, popular English teacher at Konoha High School. His calm, uncomplicated life is turned on its head when Uchiha Sasuke, a gorgeous senior, puts the moves on his sensei—big time. SasuNaru. Warnings and such inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,552 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Birthday Present by JadeDragoness reviews
Updated! Chapter 19! - Iruka's birthday is coming up in a few days and Naruto needs help finding him a birthday present, so he enlists the help of Sakura and Sasuke. KakaIru, & SasuNaru. [being revised]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,683 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
A Few More Strokes To Happiness by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
Naruto is an artist. Sasuke is a model. Picture it. [NaruSasu KisaIta KyuuSasu Yaoi AU COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,528 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Supple Little Frame by SleepyCantWrite reviews
What have I done? ...Salad Fingers/Hubert Cumberdale.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Again by NoNoWriter reviews
[Sequel to Recycle] The only thing they are good at is getting in trouble and dying. Idiots, the two of them. That's exactly why they need so many retakes. [SasuNaruSasu]AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Of Rainy Days and Board Games by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] Tobi is horrified to learn that Uchiha Itachi has never played a board game. In his eyes, such a thing is unheard of. Much to Itachi's chagrin, Tobi vows to teach him all about such seemingly frivolous pursuits. Friendship. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Recycle by NoNoWriter reviews
They promised to start over, no matter how long it'd take. But Sasuke's timing in reincarnation is a bit off and Naruto, being the irrational person he is, gets into loads of trouble because of it. AU. Insane pedo!Naruto I suppose.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,037 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Things could be worse by Xpatch-work-dollX reviews
When the flirtatous high school teen Naruto is tricked into getting a tattoo, he meets the socially challenged playboy Sasuke, a tattoo artist. Problems are just bound to arise. AU high school narusasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,534 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Three Minutes by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
They didn't talk to each other. They just waited for the elevator doors to open again. In all actuality, it was more onesided than anything, really. [You almost always fall in love with the person you least expected.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life's Little Changes by ladywolfTerri reviews
Naruto didn't think he needed a tutor, that is until Kakashi got one for him. SasuNaru. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,078 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Get Me a Wife by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE! Sasuke has to get a wife thanks to the insistant Tsunande who claims that it would make Sasuke more loyal to Konoha. Sasuke doesn't seem so toubled, he has the perfect candidate for the job. But how do you seduce one who seduces back? [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,708 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gate of Memories by Seto's Darkness reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, a part time student archaeologist. His latest discovery: a buried city known to exist 5000 years ago as Konohagakure. Along with it, Naruto finds a diary that once belonged to one traitor and lover, Uchiha Sasuke [SasuNaru YAOI]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,803 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Blind by Mako Red Eyes reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Iruka is left in Kakashi's care, despite a rather unpleasant past between the 2. Yaoi kakairu FINISHED Rated for occasional language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,086 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
To Prevent a Cold by Acerbitas reviews
Kakuzu loses a battle he doesn't know he's fighting. KakuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Hidan - Complete
The Tease by IrisEclipsed reviews
[Twoshot] She has him pinned against a wall and he can't get away. [Shikamaru x Temari]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Guess Who by Hikari M666 reviews
Roped into working at a phone sex hotline, Sasuke loathes his job so much he's ready to kill. And when his very own 'satisfied' boyfriend rings the hotline, will his mood improve? Not bloody likely. SasuNaru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The New Guy by SilverRose88 reviews
COMPLETE!Sasuke is the new guy at school. Naruto hates him from day one. What happens when the two are paired for a project, or even worse, staring opposite roles in Romeo and Juliet? And what happens when Neji joins the picture? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 211,302 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Complete
A Goodbye Kiss by Horologii reviews
[NaruSasu] [One Shot.] Iruka and a five year old Naruto bumps into Kakashi who is baby sitting a young Sasuke Uchiha. The two chibi boys play together while the older teenagers talk. But, what happens when Naruto wants to say goodbye to his new friend?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fanfiction by Jade R. Raven reviews
This is why ninja's shouldn't use the internet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 2959 - Favs: 3,908 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Sleepy Mangos reviews
[AU] Falling in love is never easy. It’s even harder when you fall for you best friend’s older brother. [One Shot] [ItaNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2643 - Favs: 6,286 - Follows: 401 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Kakuzu as Rapunzel: A Fairy Tale reviews
In a far away land, a Jashinist hears of a true-to-life-fairytale of a Rapunzel locked up in a tower, whose hair is fair and long enough to climb. ...But when he gets there, he finds out it isn't really a princess he has to save!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Talking to Strangers reviews
In which Kakuzu meets a 6 year old Hidan, who had wondered off from his academy class on a daytrip to a park. Hidan tells his new friend who brought him ice cream, his dreams of one day killing all heathens that walk this planet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Love Hotel reviews
It is Jashin Law that you must find a friend of Non-Jashin every ten years. Hidan is running out of time, and he only hope is that of... Rock Lee, a genin from the Hidden Leaf Village. So where are Kakuzu and Gai? Hopefully not in some love hotel...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Hidan, Lee R. - Complete