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Joined 02-17-08, id: 1502442, Profile Updated: 08-23-08
Author has written 12 stories for Fruits Basket, South Park, and Harry Potter.

Slowly and carefully emerging from the coma commonly known as writer's block. I don't think it's contagious - I've heard procrastination can be, though, so I wouldn't get too close if I were you.


Fanart - thank you guys so much! You're all so incredibly awesome, seriouslah. -hugs-

(Experimentation) - SP Kenny and Butters by Georgshadow
(Experimentation) - Experimentation - Volunteer by Gariand
(Experimentation) - Experimentation - Eulogy by cappy674
(Experimentation) - Experimentation chaps 4 5 9 by H.C.G (twistedboxy on dA)
(Infatuation) - SP - Infatuation Fanart by Georgshadow


Fangirlish Crap

Cartman/Kyle, Cartman/Clyde, Craig/Clyde, Stan/Kyle, Stan/Cartman, Cartman/Wendy, Kenny/Kyle, Stan/Wendy. Plus 24,601 more.

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Salty Kisses by LuffyKun3695 reviews
NOT DEAD! UPDATES SLOWLY. Eric Cartman is tired of being the resident fat ass. After befriending The Goths, he soon discovers alternative ways to deal with his weight but when coping leads to self-mutilation, only one person can pull him from the abyss. Cartman/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,178 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 5/19/2006 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
The Chain by Bons Baisers reviews
Unable to alleviate the suffering of his team after the death of Asuma, kindhearted Chouji slips into a place where pain is liberating. Shikamaru and Ino must pull together to save their teammate from himself, but doing so find themselves confronted with the true depth of Team Ten's bond. InoXShikaXCho
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,601 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Chōji A., Team Ten
The Other Table by SekritOMG reviews
So many boys in 11th grade at South Park High School are gay that an academic comes to town, looking for answers. Kyle agrees to help him. Slash. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 97,376 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
All The Young Dudes by Catglue reviews
When the boys start their senior year of high school, they think their problems are almost over. So, naturally, it's the most messed-up year of their lives. Eventual STYLE, CANDY, and STENDY, not necessarily at the same time or in that order.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,994 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
An Unwinding Spiral by Ciara in cotton socks reviews
"He doesn't mean for Quinn to find out. About everything- the not eating, the exercising, the diet pills. He doesn't mean for anyone to find out, actually." Mild coarse language, eating disorder and suggestive Fabrevans.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Quinn F., Sam E. - Complete
Souls Entwined by TheXYZ reviews
Kyle and Stan are best friends living in Germany, right before the outbreak of World War Two. Stan has feelings for Kyle and protects him from the Gestapo. Cartman, a Nazi, saves Kyle's life- and likes him? Not in S Park, but destinies- and souls- entwine
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,652 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M.
I Came A Long Way To See You by SekritOMG reviews
A rough couple of weeks in the competitive South Park antiques market. For Foodstamp's contest. Stan/Kyle. Craig/Tweek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,162 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
No Grave is Rich by ttchaku reviews
Kyle isn’t a good soldier. CartmanKyle. Implied StanKyle. Ambiguous consent. Written for Foodstamp’s South Park fanfiction contest.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,181 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
dance with the devil by kyleisgod reviews
Cartman makes a bet he seemingly can't win, ultimately affecting the lives of eight people. Het and slash pairs, comedy and drama, read and review!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,312 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Endless by eishi reviews
In South Park, nothing ever really changes, and Stan and Kyle discover that the hard way. StanKyle, oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Day Kyle Slipped Away by Ben Barrett reviews
Kyle dies, and Stan doesn't handle it well. Angsty songfic. Oneshot. Based on the YouTube video by EvilSpork. Just like the video, it is not really slash but you could easily interpret it as such if you like.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,801 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Stan M. - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Bake Off by SekritOMG reviews
The school is having a bake-off, and Stan thinks he can win -- if he can survive through the week. Slash. Stan/Kyle. One-shot. Etc.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,183 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Cyanide in Happiness by StudentofDust reviews
Kenny dies in pretty much every episode, and this one is no exception. What's different, though, is that this time... he doesn't come back. And one of Kenny's biggest tormentors realizes just how much he misses him. You guess the pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman
Helicity by eishi reviews
For them, the twisted shape was the most natural one. CartmanKyle.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
He Loves Me Not by StudentofDust reviews
He may not love me, but that doesn't change the fact that I love him... Oneshot, SLASH.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Kenny M. - Complete
Everything Ends in Disaster by Cherry Champagne reviews
Crappy short fic about Craig being late for a phone call. Creek.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
When Seasons Collide by Paperleaf reviews
Careless chatter among the four friends about smoothies and homosexuals as they enjoy the outdoors and Cartman gets sentimental. Awwww. :D Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Seatbelt by Zennou reviews
Sometimes, Stan really wished they would shut up. It really felt like babysitting when the two started bickering. And Kenny? Kenny's just happy not to be dead.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Stan M. - Complete
The Headstone by Ben Barrett reviews
A headstone in South Park Cemetery sparks the interest of a group of kids who want to know what happened. Hinted StanXKyle. Songfic. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
odd combinations by kyleisgod reviews
The boys and girls of South Park take a certain board game WAY too seriously. Gay and straight pairings included.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Broken Glass by Panamint reviews
Dick Grayson has always been a perfectionist. But what happens when perfectionism goes too far?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 109,858 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Mr E and That One Dude by style xx reviews
COMPLETE Due to some great, unfathomable coincidence, Stan and Kyle are paired up on a longterm project – and find that you learn more about your best friend when he thinks you’re a total stranger. [StanKyle, KennyWendy]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,396 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
A Certain Redhead by JumpinPopTarts reviews
The most famous South Park Redhead attracts yet another admirer...and definitely doesn't feel the same way! CxK FINAL CHAPTER UP!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,574 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
For Now, Forever by style xx reviews
On a lifetime of selfless, unconditional love for the man who deserved it the least. [StanKyle]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,724 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Noticing by style xx reviews
Some things he’d never notice until it was impossible not to. [CartmanKyleStan]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Kyle B. - Complete
Without a Heartbeat by Genis Aurion reviews
[slash, oneshot]. All I wanted was to write something emotionally heartfelt. Maybe this time I've somewhat succeeded.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
It's never going to be enough by Genis Aurion reviews
[oneshot, nonslash, slightly darkfic]. No matter how much I do it's never going to be enough. Ever.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Kenny M. - Complete
Swallow Your Pride, LOL by style xx reviews
Kenny has a dark and totally serious PROBLEM, so his friends help him out. Yay! Effedup Irony. Give it a try, you may be surprised. [KSKen friendship]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
The Nobodies by TheFlySavior reviews
They were the forgotten ones, the nobodies. They were average boys with average ambitions. Prom nears as isolation strikes Clyde Donovan and his indifferent leader disintigrates. Multiple Pairings.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,658 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Clyde D., Craig T.
Not Necessarily Romantic by Seaouryou reviews
Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Attack of the Clichéd Plots by MooseyDoom777 reviews
What could possibly have MarySues, love triangles, crazy children, impulsive romances, and bad grammar? It can only be……The Clichéd Plots.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,318 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005
GoodBye by Shuggie reviews
Eric Cartman has had enough. He says his final goodbyes to those close to him. Rating for a bit of language, just to be safe.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,738 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Misconstrued by Seaouryou reviews
Stan, Kyle, Aspen, and a relationship that everyone misinterprets but them. [Genfic]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Psychic BS by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,484 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Erics Song by Brat-Child3 reviews
Sometimes the one who laughs the most is the one who's crying the hardest.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Shooting Stars and Satellites by beforethequeen reviews
Eric Cartman wonders if he'll ever find change. Slash EK
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Chocolate Chip by Kyuunen reviews
Kyle sits alone, musing about cookies and friendship, waiting for the one who was supposed to be here. But perhaps he should've been smart and expected to be sitting by himself. A story of hope, heartstrings, and chocolate chip cookies.[OneShot,KylexStan]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Edge of the World by Bagatelle reviews
Wendy remembers growing up and spends an hour with Kenny and Kyle. May be updated sometime.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/31/2005
Exile's Letter by Sofa King Danny reviews
A young boy longingly admires the strength of an enemy he wishes was a friend. oneshot, some implied slash.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Stupid, Stupid Jew by Fletset reviews
Kyle's deathbed. Is this really what Cartman wanted?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Complete
A Single Butterfly by PlayingMyRole reviews
Shikamaru drabble, will contain spoilers. Very short, with hints of ShikaChouji if you squint while holding it under a magnifying glass.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2004
Perception of Self by Shamera reviews
In his sixth year, Harry finds that the way he sees himself may not be the way that the world sees him. A story about eating disorders and facing your own self-image. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,744 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 112 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
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The Camera Only Sees the Surface reviews
Craig hates Cartman, Cartman hates Craig, and everyone loves Clyde... except himself. Features insecurities, damaged reputations, and film director!Craig. CraigClyde, ClydeCartman, Craig's POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Craig T., Clyde D.
The Totally Epic Adventures of Mary Sue reviews
Take half a cup of overused plot ideas, stir in a tablespoon of clichés, and add a pinch of nauseatingly perfect characters. Bake until slash rises to surface and is light and fluffy. Serve with a side of OOCness and, of course, a Mary Sue. Enjoy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
on the edge of yesterday reviews
An assignment prompts memories of some... sticky situations, and the boys discover that school projects can actually be entertaining. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
Happy Birthday reviews
Yet another collection of oneshots, this time in honor of each main character's birthday. Short drabble-type things.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008
Infatuation reviews
Cartman isn't the only one who sneaks into others' houses. CartmanClyde.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Clyde D., Eric Cartman - Complete
Shadows reviews
Whatever you do, don't lose control. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2008 - George W., Ron W. - Complete
Secrets reviews
In South Park, keeping up with the who-likes-who can be confusing... especially for Kenny, who happens to be in the middle of it all for some reason.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,506 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Kenny M. - Complete
Aftermath reviews
Some holes aren't meant to be filled... Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
The Path We Must Take reviews
The road that leads to happiness is a long one, but we'll get there someday. Oneshot, KyleCartman.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Pain reviews
What hurts the most... is not seeing that loving you is what I was trying to do. Oneshot, slash, not a songfic...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Every Breath You Take reviews
I've sneaked into his room lots of times. Oneshot, slash, not a songfic.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
When You're Gone reviews
She was gone. She was gone and she wasn't coming back...
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete