Alice Reads Destiny
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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and House of Night.

Hi everyone I love Twilight, Harry Potter and loads of otha stuff too. please review my stories constructively. Live long and prosper. Im Alice Reads Destiny or ARD for short. Im in the middle of writin loadz of stories. Check out Evl and Captain B's pages as well. Signed Off. ARD

Fav stuff

Colour: Green

Food: Chocolate and Fish. (Not together)

Books: Twighlight Quartet, Harry Potter Series, House of Night.

Music: Simple Plan, Paramore,Keane, Snow Patrol, Muse and i quite like Automatic Love Letter

Films: Phantom of the Opera, Twilight

Fav website: Fan fic (duh)

Fav Character from book: Cullens and Victoria( Twilight) Death (The Book Thief)

Fav song: 'Super Massive Black hole' Muse,' Your love is a lie' Simple Plan and ' Everybody's changing' Keane

Fav subject at school: Drama and English and Physics

Worst subjects: Maths and Biology

Quotes and other stuff

' Romilda Vane, said Ron softly and his whole face seemed to illuminate as he said it, as though hit by a ray of purest sunshine' HP 6 J.K.R

'In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry,bare , sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat:it was a hobbit hole and that means comfort' The Hobbit J.R.R Tolkien

'Here is a small fact, you are going to die' The Book Thief Markus Zusak

' Of course, to hear them tell it, it is the surviving sister who is the crazy one said the Lion. What a Witch. Psychologically warped:possesed by demons.Insane . Not a pretty picture.

Wicked Gregory Maguire

' Fire Devours Books, he always said but she was twelve years old,she could surely be trusted to keep an eye on a couple of candle flames' Inkheart Cornelia Funke

"It is a plan so cunning, you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel." Edmund Blackadder ( Rowan Atkinson) Blackadder

A poem from ' And Then there was none' By Agatha Christie:

Ten little soldier boys went out to dine

One choked his little self and then there were nine

Nine little soldier boys sat up very late

One overslept himself and then there were eight

Eight little soldier boys travelling in Devon

One said he'd stay there and then there were seven

Seven little soldier boys chopping up sticks

One chopped himself and then there were six

Six little soldier boys playing ewith a hive

A bumble bee stung one and then there five

Five little soldier boys going in for law

One got in chancery and then there were four

Four little soldier boys going out to sea

A red herring swallowed one and then there were three

Three little soldier boys walking in the zoo

A big bear hugged one and then there were two

Two little soldier boys sitting in the sun

One got frizzled up and then there was one

One little soldier boy left all alone

He went and hanged himself

And then there were none

( Yey I luv mysteries and long live Ms Christie)

' Never use the doorknob.I'm always afraid that it will shatter into a million pieces and one of them will go in my eye' The Wide Window ASOUE Lemony Snicket

' When the grounds were deserted once more, there wriggled from a hole between the roots of the tree stump a stout and whiskerey old rabbit with a wand clamped between her teeth. Babbity hopped out of the grounds and far away, and even after a golden statue of the washer woman stood upon the tree stump, and no witch or wizard was ever persecuted in the kingdom again' Babbity Rabbity and her cackling stump Tales of Beedle the Bard JKR

" Life sucks and then you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky" Jacob Breaking Dawn

Copy and pastes

If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever fallen up a set of stairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

My Fav chracters from random stuff

I luv Stevie Rae and Damien from House of night

Go Edward and Jacob from Twilight

I lyk Dustfinger and Capricorn from Inkheart

Elphie from Wicked

All weasleys in Harry Potter

Cool stuff

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts (I didn't write this:-D)

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

You're Too Big a Fan When... (and yes, i've done most of these)

You mutter nonsense latin words under your breath.

You call your least favorite teacher Snape.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.

You actually ask for a broom for Christmas.

You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight.

You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses. (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.)

You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.

The wand order mistake in GoF drove you crazy, and even after it was "corrected" you still came up with dozens of theories to explain why that happened.

You point a normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!"

You collect plugs.

You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible

Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!

You watched "Love, Actually" because two minor Harry Potter actors were in it.

You were reduced to tears when you finally had book 5 in your hands.

You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions, and all your friends think you're mad.

You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.

When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move.

You yell into the "tellyfone."

You get extraordinarily emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme".

Despite being an American, you use the word "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does.

You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).

You name all of your pets after HP characters.

You get in to heated arguments over how much gel Tom Felton had in his hair in the first two movies.

You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1980 and Ron's birthday is March 3rd, 1980 even though it never said in the books.

You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and your friends don't have any idea who you're talking about.

You went out and bought the latest editition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "muggle".

You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!" over and over again, even for the most trivial differences.

You count the days until you're old enough for your apparating license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving.

1) Favorite object in your room?
Bed ( ahhhhhh glorious sleep)

2) Have you ever smoked heroin?
No thatz just stupid

3) Do you own guns?
Nope

4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic?
whatz a sonic?

5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Nope ( especially if they are blonde vampire doctors)

6) What do you think of hot dogs?
Mmmmmmmmmmmm now in wat context?

7) Favorite song?
Run- Snow Patrol

8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
OJ

9) Can you do push ups?
Yes

10) Can you do a chin up?
No

11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My ortak ameythst set

12) do you like blue cheese?
yeh it tastes as bad as it smellz

13) Ever been in a car wreck?
No

14) What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
Im very opinionated

15) Middle name?
Michelle

16) Name 3 thoughts going through your head at this moment?
Mmmmmmmmmm chocolate

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm choclate

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate

17) Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
Nothin

18) Name 3 drinks you drink regularly?
Lemonade, Blackcurrant and OJ

19) Name 3 foods you eat regularly?
Chocolate

20) Current worry?
Oh no bck to skool

21) Current hate right now?
Old ladies. Grrrrrrrrrrr

22) Do you spend Christmas with extended family?
Yeh

23) How did you bring in the New Year?
Alas partying with Evl

24) Where would you like to be right now?
In ma bed

25) Name three people who will complete this?
Me. Evl, CAptain B

26) Do you own slippers?
Oui

27) What shirt are you wearing?
My Cherry Drops one

28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
I aint that posh

29) Can you whistle?
Sometimes

30) Which hand do you use to write?
Rite

31) Would you be a pirate?
Oh of course. Roaming the high seas

32) What songs do you sing in the shower?
I wish I were a glowworm

33) Favorite girl's name?
Susie

34) Favorite boy's name?
Vladimir...

35) What's in your pocket?
Air. Yey

36) Last person that made you laugh?
Annelise

37) Best bed sheets as a child?
Ones with puppies on them

38) Worst injury you've ever had?
Scraping my elbow. I never get injured.

39) Do you love where you live?
Yup

40) How many TVs do you have in your house?
4

41) Who is your loudest friend?
CaptainB

42) How many dogs do you have?
None in my house but i have own others

43) Does someone have a crush on you?
Maybe if they do they must have been dropped on their head as children

45) Did you notice that there is no number 44?
OMG where is no.44

46) What is your favorite candy?
Fruit pastilles

47) Favorite Sports Team?
Fire breathing pixies

48) Where is the next place you want to travel to?
California

49) What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Sleeping

50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Ahhhhhhhhhh no itz Monday

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No One Messes with a Potter by Toffrox33 reviews
After her father is mysteriously killed by death eaters, Leila Potter moves in with her cousin James and starts Hogwarts making both friends & enemies along the way. But still, she is faced with a bigger challenge: Winning the heart of Sirius Black SBxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 85,149 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 4/20/2008 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Child of the night by Poesie Personnifiee reviews
Zoey is now priestess of the house of night and all seems well with neferet gone and kalona trapped away. but what happens when a girl enters the house of night with an unusual set of marks and a strange story about how she got them?Can she be trusted?
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 112,526 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Zoey R., Erik N. - Complete
Memories by Vampires and Penguins reviews
I'm Rose Potter, Harrys secret sister. We've all got stories, haven't we? Well, I've got mine, but I'll tell you it with memories, whilst in the present, I try to talk to the brother I have never spoken to, WITHOUT revealing my true identity. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,414 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - OC
A Short Stay In Summer by eLphaba 'voLcano' LawLiet reviews
What if you were offered a fresh start, with a family who loves you for who you are? What if it means losing everything you have ever dreamed of? One girl is going to have to answer these questions. But is she going to stay, or grab her guitar and go?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,015 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Embry - Complete
Something evL this way comes by eLphaba 'voLcano' LawLiet reviews
Harry and Ginny's son meets an odd girl on the way to Hogwarts. They are intriged by her strange powers and apperance. But what if, like Dorothy, she just wants to go home .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Albus S. P., Rose W.
Thirst A Twilight FanFiction by Lifes Little Ups reviews
James has bitten Bella, and the venom is spreading. Where is Edward? Will he save her from a fate worse than death? Read on to find out...... please Read and Review! I'm counting on your reviews to continue the story!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008
The Cullen Song by imp776 reviews
Like the llama song, but with Cullens... is alot better than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Alice, Edward
A Question of Sanity by Alex the Anachronistic reviews
Just another 'What If'...What if Voldemort decided at the last minute that the prophecy as related by Trelawney referenced Neville and not Harry? Focuses on the relationship between Snape and Lily in this circumstance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Lily Luna P., Severus S.
Destroyed by Valkyrie War Cry reviews
You've just witnessed the branches of the Black family tree set our limb on fire. The Blacks are no more." Andromeda's departure leaves Narcissa in a state of denial and sorrow until Bellatrix forces the truth into her. Rated T for Bella's dirty mouth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Not Even a Decent Photograph by Alex the Anachronistic reviews
Post DH. It's after the war. Hermione and Ron are making a memorial for those who died. Guess who is not there? Is it Dumbledore, Severus Snape, or Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Hogwarts Mystery by Alex the Anachronistic reviews
There's a murder...or five or twelve...abrew at Hogwarts. Who you gonna call? Hercule Poirot! He use his little gray cells to save the day. If, that is, he's able to catch the culprit before he strikes again! Set after PoA.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Albus D.
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Pain, love and Understanding reviews
Bella has to be transferred immediately to the house of night or she will die. But can she bare leaving Edward and how will she cope with the new found pain, love and understanding
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella
Mother's Love reviews
Mother's Love. Yeah right. Does that even exist. Well not with my mother anyway. Guess what she wanted me to do. Try and guess. She wanted me to kill Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., OC