FiliKili
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Joined 02-17-08, id: 1502741, Profile Updated: 07-14-10
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, D.Gray-Man, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.

Agent FiliKili reporting on May 15, 2010:

K, so I had summer work to do and part of it involved reading the Illiad, which is quite good but slightly boring as the pages went on and on and on and on and on...So, I made up some stuff to entertain my bored-to-death mind, which did not die ...yet.

"Zeus summoned Pikachu, who Thunderbolted the offending mortals who screamed blue murder,

Agamemnon gnashed his teeth furiously at Achilles, wondering malevolently whether

Achilles would die of being too smexy and too bastard-y.

The Trojans raided McDonald's, causing the Greeks to flee the gory premises.

Hector tried to lit Jack in the Box on fire as well, but instead,

made pretty fireworks on the Fourth of July and therefore the town of Middle-of-Nowhere

enjoyed a free show of Cupid lights and arrows.

Paris went to Paris with Helen to show that yes, 'there is indeed a city by my name because of my overly hot hotness...'

And Helen grudgingly admitted, 'Yes, there is a city by your name--but Menelaus is better because he has red hair and you don't.'

Achilles and Patroclus screwed each other like bunnies in their house and Patroclus left because

Achilles didn't do it hard enough, so he went to the battlefield to find soldiers who could..."

And my mind went from Pikachu to NC-17 in a total of five minutes. It died, went to hell, came back, went back to hell, and came back with a nosebleed because it saw "abominations" screwing each other (which is just bull that it's called an "abomination" because love is just love).

And thus, Agent FiliKili returned her report in to her boss, Mr. Schizophrenic Psycho, otherwise known as a plant named Zetsu, or aka Love, because Marijuana is Love and Peace. Zetsu ate the report accordingly, and found that he was too high on crack to eat Agent FiliKili for failing her mission, otherwise known as Mission Impossible. Because truly, her mission was impossible. I mean, after all, who can fuck a dinosaur upside down other than Chuck Norris, who is too great to fuck anything?

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Reflections of Us by Caranina reviews
The first time Naruto sees Gaara, he sees himself reflected in those eyes as they stared through the window. GaaNarGaa with some Kaka/Iru. yaoi.This story is rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 158,347 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Any Way You Want It by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 261,596 - Reviews: 2804 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Allen Walker
The Boogie Man by Jikage reviews
It began on the night when Hibari popped out of his wardrobe. Then from under his bed, his kitchen cabinets, the janitor closet, and trashcans. And as he grew older, slowly but surely, little Tsuna's fear became something akin to love. /Eventual 1827/
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 210,111 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari
The Mafia Wants You! by SwordsMagician reviews
Sawada Tsunayoshi was unassuming. Resourceful. Surprisingly adaptive. And his hyper-intuition hasn't been wrong yet. Regardless, he didn't need that indication of doom to know that Reborn was the harbinger of utter chaos. WIP
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,060 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 2,596 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Homecoming by Fish and Chipz reviews
AU. With a lack of career choice due to his 'No-Good' grades, Tsuna becomes a Prison Officer in the Melone Reformatory where its prisoners are mafioso sentenced for life. What happens when one begins to show interest in him? TYL. 27ALL. Discontinued
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,874 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
A Not So Modest Proposal by Ashurato reviews
A twist on the story Densha Otoko where Tsuna as Hermes is saved from a potential molester on the train... only to realize that his savior is probably the worse of the two. 6927, 1827, 10027, implied crack X/Sq, others.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,627 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Mukuro R., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
User Guide to the Ownership of a Nation by Canadino reviews
Thank you for shopping with the United Nations Shopping Network! Hopefully you enjoy our top-of-the-market product: Japan!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,666 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Japan
Never Did Run Smooth by fantacination reviews
The many misadventures of Elliot Nightray as he tries to woo one heir of Vessalius. Wherein Elliot is desperate, Oz is oblivious, and Reo's trashy romance novels aren't helping at all. Elliot/Oz , cracky humor fun.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Elliot N., Oz V. - Complete
Just Like Magic! by Vermillion Lies reviews
A fairy tale gone wrong in which Suzaku finds the wrong castle and Lelouch is a not-princess with some serious family issues. SuzaLulu.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,503 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Deal With the Devil by Orochimaru-han reviews
After his battle with Ulquiorra, Ichigo decides that he needs to be stronger to be able to protect his friends, so he makes a deal with the devil inside of him. HichiIchi, implied IchiRuki and others Ch279 R&R
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,974 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
His Smile by HereIGoAgain reviews
The smirk on Oz’s lips right now was positively wicked. Raven could feel the curve of his mouth as he parted his lips to make way for his servant’s tongue, and he moaned, reaching up with a hand to clutch painfully at Oz’s yellow gold hair.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,389 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Oz V., Gilbert/Raven - Complete
The DollMaker by breadsticks reviews
There was a famous doll-maker who lived in these deep woods. 6927.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,330 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Mukuro R., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Sex in the City by talking cockerel reviews
Is there absolutely no privacy to be had in the bustling world of business and commerce? Kaname is tired and fed up of avoiding snooping busybodies, and decides, quite literally, to have sex – in the city. Kaname/Zero
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Black by Dragon Mistress reviews
Remus Lupin is a shy, innocent London schoolboy. Sirius Black is a intimidating, mysterious young man with a startling background and attitude to spare. When the two cross paths, it becomes a matter of fate... and obsession. -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,414 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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Tsuna's Road reviews
Loaded with an infatuated idiot, a baseball nut, two violent little kids, and a series of other people from a nutshell, Tsuna learns that this insanity is part of life. Drabbles, yaoi, no specific order. Enjoy! .
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Driving Lessons reviews
Series of short drabbles about driving...and various characters who are learning to drive...heh. Inspired by my own inability to drive a car.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009
Boo to You too reviews
Yullen. One cold wintry night, Kanda and Allen find themselves lost in a forest. They find shelter, and decide to spend the night there. Allen gets cold. Rated M for further chapters.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
The Vongola Game reviews
Rozen Maiden plot infusion into Characters of Katekyo Hitman Reborn. GuardiansxxTsuna, but hints of yaoi between non-guardians and Tsuna, like Dino, Byakuran, etc...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Lament on Friendship
Redone, edited by a techno dummy. SasuNaru pairing, my fav, and about Naruto's laments on how Sasuke sucks at being a friend. Bit of a romance at the end...* smiles*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete