Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, D.Gray-Man, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.
Agent FiliKili reporting on May 15, 2010:
K, so I had summer work to do and part of it involved reading the Illiad, which is quite good but slightly boring as the pages went on and on and on and on and on...So, I made up some stuff to entertain my bored-to-death mind, which did not die ...yet.
"Zeus summoned Pikachu, who Thunderbolted the offending mortals who screamed blue murder,
Agamemnon gnashed his teeth furiously at Achilles, wondering malevolently whether
Achilles would die of being too smexy and too bastard-y.
The Trojans raided McDonald's, causing the Greeks to flee the gory premises.
Hector tried to lit Jack in the Box on fire as well, but instead,
made pretty fireworks on the Fourth of July and therefore the town of Middle-of-Nowhere
enjoyed a free show of Cupid lights and arrows.
Paris went to Paris with Helen to show that yes, 'there is indeed a city by my name because of my overly hot hotness...'
And Helen grudgingly admitted, 'Yes, there is a city by your name--but Menelaus is better because he has red hair and you don't.'
Achilles and Patroclus screwed each other like bunnies in their house and Patroclus left because
Achilles didn't do it hard enough, so he went to the battlefield to find soldiers who could..."
And my mind went from Pikachu to NC-17 in a total of five minutes. It died, went to hell, came back, went back to hell, and came back with a nosebleed because it saw "abominations" screwing each other (which is just bull that it's called an "abomination" because love is just love).
And thus, Agent FiliKili returned her report in to her boss, Mr. Schizophrenic Psycho, otherwise known as a plant named Zetsu, or aka Love, because Marijuana is Love and Peace. Zetsu ate the report accordingly, and found that he was too high on crack to eat Agent FiliKili for failing her mission, otherwise known as Mission Impossible. Because truly, her mission was impossible. I mean, after all, who can fuck a dinosaur upside down other than Chuck Norris, who is too great to fuck anything?