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Joined 02-17-08, id: 1502822, Profile Updated: 10-22-13
Author has written 29 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars.

Giant transforming robots from the planet Cybertron are gradually taking over my brain. They won't go away - not that I want them to. I stubbed my toe yesterday and thought "slag." Should I be concerned?

More about me, in case you are curious:

I am an ooooold lady. I climb trees and take pride in the fact that my only pair of panty hose is (are?) the same ones I wore to my high school prom. That's how often I get dressed up.

I do. Play with worms I mean. Slimy things make me happy. Sometimes I feed worms to salamanders and frogs, also slimy. It's a bit of a moral dilemma, but I don't get too sentimental. Stuff eats stuff you know! Don't play with slimy things too long or it hurts their skin - always put them back somewhere damp and cool.

I've never written fiction in my life, just a bunch of lab reports and school papers. I have recently, however, discovered the meaning of the phrase "plot bunnies." Holy cow! Where did all these little hoppers come from! First there was one, now I've got a whole barn full of the doobers - pages and pages of outlines and random thoughts and strange jumbles of thought. Making them into readable stories - harder than it looks! Blasted dialogue - drives me nuts.

I'm a BIG chicken. I have no armor to speak of. I wish I had a thicker skin, but alas. Which means despite all of the enthusiastically breeding bunnies, I don't know if I'll muster the courage to show them to anyone. They're giving me great joy to write though, half-baked things that they are, and for that I thank all of the lovely authors here who inspired them.


Update: I wrote one! Wouldja look at that? Holy cow o_O


Look Ma - another one! And this one has chapters and everything. I'm learning not to be quite so horrified by my fic-babies in fetal form laughs They are awfully strange looking at first, kinda lumpy and big bulgy eyes, and what the heck is that chunk of sprawling prose, some sort of placenta or something? Yeesh, time to tie that off. Once you clean the smutch off and they plump up and grow a little hair on their bald little heads however, they're actually...kinda cute jiggles fic-babies fondly


Update 2/6/10 My one year anniversary on ff.net (sorta) and LOOKEE!! Look how many nifty writings have come tumbling out of my head! And thank you so much to everyone who has reviewed or commented - my head has now swelled to roughly the size of Betelgeuse (which is a red giant star, so that means it's HUGE). I'm waiting for the Pulizer Prize committee to call me any day now, lol. There's enough here now it might get a little confusing, if you're just stopping by for the first time, as I tend to skip around in time a lot - I think most of these read ok as stand alones anyway, but here's a rough chronological order:

Aerialbot Beginnings AU

Potential

May the Road Be Solid Beneath You

Protectobot Beginnings AU

Protectobot Beginnings: Activation

Rocks

Separation Anxiety

The Art of Saying Ouch

The Art of Sitting Down

Love Like Snowflakes

The Platinum Rule

Protectobot Beginnings: Gravity

Protectobot Beginnings: Knowledge

Protectobot Beginnings: Shield

Turbulence

Supply Run

Pacifist

Brothers in Arms

Protectobot Beginnings: One

Delayed Reaction

Cyberswan Song

Ten

Jealousy in the Ranks

Small Fry

Small Discoveries

A Protectobot Halloween

Project Reset AU

Impressionable

Project Reset: The Prequel

Project Reset

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Sheer Dumb Luck by Dreaming of Everything reviews
The Constructicons found Ratchet and asked him to repair their sixth gestalt member. He couldn't say no, although he knew he needed to. Forced into an uneasy truce, he's almost starting to get attached... Slash, poly, plug'n'play, G1 characters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,740 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Ratchet
Reasons to Go On by Zea T reviews
Grieving his lost bondmate, Prowl is faced with harder choices than most – these do not become easier when Sideswipe and Sunstreaker encounter a difficult situation of their own.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,723 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - W. Lennox, Jazz, Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
The Tales of Recline the Berthformer by femme4jack reviews
"So," Spike asked the berthformer, looking puzzled, "when you recharge, do you do it on a bed or as a bed?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,885 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 4/17/2012 - First Aid, Metroplex
What's Necessary by Zea T reviews
When Ratchet became guardian to the young twins, he swore he'd do whatever was necessary to keep them safe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Prowl, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
The Miss Bennets Set Forth by SwordSwallower17 reviews
Mrs. Bennet, determined to see her last two daughters married, arranges a holiday in Bath. Will foolish Kitty avoid the temptations of the Georgian city? Will solemn Mary ever lift her head from her books? Will Mrs. Bennet's nerves survive the adventure? Something of a sequel to "Miss de Bourgh in Bath," though previous reading is unnecessary.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 236,047 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Kitty, Mary - Complete
Never Give Up by Zea T reviews
Certain things should be unthinkable. Nothing truly is. With Shockwave involved, Prowl and the crew of the Ark are forced to confront the shadows that can lie in a mech's spark. Complete!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,840 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
A Wing and a Prayer by Atalan reviews
G1: The problem with falling in love with an Aerialbot is that his brothers are part of the deal. The problem with falling in love with someone with unfinished business is that sometimes the unfinished business is Starscream... Skyfire/Silverbolt
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 179,806 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Silverbolt, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
Protectobots: 20 by Ayngel reviews
20 stories about the Protectobots. Includes crack, fluff, smut, drama, action etc and stars variously the workaholic Hotspot, the "new Age' medic First Aid, the delinquent Blades, the cruiser Groove and the 'not entirely in the real world' Streetwise!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Defensor
Creator by Qwertzu824 reviews
"No," the chevronned medic stood up, compelling First Aid to stand up as well. "What you need is a wrench to the helm and for someone to tell you that you are being stupid," the elder medbot muttered, pulling him into a firm embrace despite his words.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Ratchet, First Aid - Complete
Creation by Jarakrisafis reviews
Prime wants to build another gestalt. Prime wants a medic in the gestalt. Ratchet and Hoist didn't realise how much effort it could be to raise one small medic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Ratchet, First Aid - Complete
I Bless the Rains by mmouse15 reviews
Beachcomber and Perceptor get sent to do an energy/geologic survey in Africa - what shenanigans will occur? NEW! Second chapter added, because I got another punny prompt.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Beachcomber, Perceptor - Complete
Attention Paid by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Grimlock doesn't talk about sex, baby...unless it's necessary.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Grimlock, Optimus Prime - Complete
Inbetween by Blackbird Snow reviews
G1, S3. Of course, only irony would lock him in the same room, in this position, with the gentle Autobot. Primus had a strange sense of humor. Swindle x First Aid. Set sometime after the ep 'The Ultimate Weapon.'
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,822 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Swindle, First Aid
Operation: Holly Jolly by antepathy reviews
This holiday, Barricade's in charge. Grindor's a nerd, Starscream is fabulous and Brawl really stinks. Holiday themed crack.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Barricade, Blackout - Complete
Bright Challenge by antepathy reviews
Wing confronts Dai Atlas after Drift's betrayal. Wing, Dai Atlas
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Wing - Complete
DAlliances by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Rodimus Prime, and two approaches to a relationship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,734 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Rodimus Prime - Complete
A New Moon by femme4jack reviews
A series of ficlets based on Dark Side of the Moon. Spoilers will abound.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide
Desert by antepathy reviews
Starscream, hatchlings and angst. DOTM possibly spoilers.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Starscream - Complete
Chance by antepathy reviews
SPOILERS for DOTM. Barricade and Starscream have a brief meeting to try to deal with some...plot holes. My response to the movie.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
Lapsus Memoriae by ryagelle reviews
In the aftermath of the Battle of Autobot City, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe discover that hope and life may be rekindled... but at what cost? Tie-in fic with TtH, CC, and UB. G1, slash, rating subject to change. I still don't own Transformers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,104 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Ratchet, Sideswipe
Ten Times Thyself by Coldpaws reviews
G1: An improptu post-battle tryst has some unexpected side effects for the young Autobot gestalts. Originally for the lj kink meme. Aerialbots/Protectobots mpreg
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,382 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Silverbolt, Hot Shot - Complete
True Colours by Zea T reviews
A road trip to see Sam turns into the start of a long nightmare for Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,665 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Bumblebee - Complete
Sunrise by Zea T reviews
Lennox wasn't aware the Autobot team was incomplete, until an unexpected arrival reveals an equally unexpected threat. A NEST perspective on events as Sunstreaker joins his twin Sideswipe on Earth. Post-RotF. First Transformers fic - reviews welcomed!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,192 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Sideswipe, W. Lennox - Complete
Synergy Dynamics by Anhai reviews
G1. Constructors. Excavator fails to check in.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,996 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Miss de Bourgh in Bath by SwordSwallower17 reviews
After Mr. Darcy takes the thoroughly unsuitable Miss Bennet to be his wife, a most seriously displeased Lady Catherine and her daughter repair to Bath in search of new prospects. What adventures await Anne in the exciting spa city? Now with something of a sequel: "The Miss Bennets Set Forth."
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 120,204 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Anne de B., Lady Catherine - Complete
As They Say by Anhai reviews
Slingshot was dying.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Slingshot, Skydive - Complete
The Lost by The Starhorse reviews
A series of lifechanging events involving Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, told from different points of view. Written in 2002, long before it would become painfully obvious that I could have chosen a better title...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 80,408 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
It's Good Enough by Anhai reviews
Skydive's lost. Fireflight finds him. Twice.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Skydive, Fireflight - Complete
In the Data by Anhai reviews
The Technobots in 50 sentences.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Computron - Complete
Manchester Lost by Moczo reviews
-an ensemble sequel to the novel- Our heroes have managed to make things worse, as the Apocalypse is starting up... again. Drama! Action! Humor! Adventure! Tea! Suspense! Snark! Romance!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,044 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Holding Out For A Hero by cmdrtekk reviews
WW G1 Mix: A glimpse at Prowl’s history as a sparkling, why he has such a sophisticated battle computer & processor & how he came to be raised by Jazz, Mirage & the mechs of the Autobot Special Operations Division. Includes scenes from his entire life als
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,169 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Prowl - Complete
Sanopi by taralynden reviews
A confused Prowl wanders the streets of Sanopi, unaware that all he sees is an illusion and that in reality he is dying.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,250 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
A Storybook Story by The Last Good Name Left reviews
This was before Inigo's wound reopened, and Westley relapsed again, and Fezzik took the wrong turn, and Buttercup's horse threw a show. And the night behind them was filled with the crescendoing sound of pursuit....
Princess Bride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
By the Sea by Scape Goat reviews
There are certain things that one shouldn't overlook. Sideswipe x Beachcomber
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Sideswipe, Beachcomber - Complete
My Favorite Kind Of Treasure by Anhai reviews
G1. Silverbolt knew by now that to ask his team 'why' was to cheerfully invite stupidity in through the front door.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Give An Inch, Take a MegaMile by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet is fed up with Sideswipe's nonsense. Set sometime between Cave Canem and Lapsus Memoriae. Ratchet/Sunstreaker, Ratchet/Sideswipe, Prowl/Jazz, Red Alert/Inferno, Wheeljack/Bluestreak, G1, warnings for plug'n'play.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Without a Map by Tiamat's Child reviews
G1 Silverbolt wakes up alone. This does not make him happy. Hot Spot/Silverbolt
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Imperatif Biologique Oblige by dark kitsune reviews
Jazz/Mirage mech!slug slash. G1 and veeeery AU. See inside for full details. During a routine patrol, Jazz and Mirage have a run in with the Decepticons and are turned into something rather...sticky. Complete and utter crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Those Compelled to Stay by Tiamat's Child reviews
Groove has an adventure. And then he has an After the Adventure, which isn’t much easier.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,066 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Unexpected Developments by ryagelle's evil twin reviews
Sidestory to Lapsus Memoriae. Post '86 movie. With the deaths of their mentors, Swoop and First Aid are not quite sure who to turn to anymore. Slash, complete crack pairing, based on a review left by Windwalker. I still don't own Transformers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,374 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
Noblesse Oblige by rageai reviews
G1. Mirage's life as a young Tower mech is perfect, as far as he's concerned. That is, until his father decides it's time for him to get a personal attendant. Life with the most unusual mech he's ever met is certain to require a bit of adjustment. Slashy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,458 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Mirage, Jazz
A Measure of Gratitude by ryagelle reviews
Sunstreaker does have a spark somewhere in there--Mirage knows it. Oneshot drabble. Hound/Mirage, G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sunstreaker, Mirage - Complete
On the Warpath by dark kitsune reviews
Complete crack. PWP slash one shot between the two most annoying bots on the Ark - Powerglide and Warpath. Yep, you read that right.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Hey, hey Mr Policeman by dark kitsune reviews
A series of one shots involving our favorite tactician. Rated for the occasional bad word, stupid Lambo tricks and perverted science bots. Cast and crew: Prowl, Jazz, Red Alert, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe and now...Perceptor.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
This Shining World by Tiamat's Child reviews
The Protectobots battle epidemics, play word games, fall into ditches, do the tourist thing, and shock their elders, all in fifty sentences. G1 Cartoon
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Unexpectedly Blue by ryagelle reviews
Complete! In which Wheeljack discovers that love is usually found where you're not really looking. Slash, G1, sequel to Twinning the Hatchet and Cave Canem. All characters property of HasTak, not me.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,810 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Wheeljack, Bluestreak - Complete
Socializing by ryagelle reviews
Sunstreaker somehow always manages to throw Ratchet for a loop without even trying. Oneshot drabble, complete crack, G1, mild slash. Must have read 'Cave Canem' or it makes no sense. All characters property of HasTak.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
Cave Canem by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet discovers that being involved with the Twins ain't all sunshine and roses. New summary since old one didn't fit anymore. All recognizable characters property of HasTak. G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,282 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Newly Minted by Tiamat's Child reviews
First Aid is two days old, and there’s a lot he still has to figure out. G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
He Ain't Heavy, Though He Might Be Crazy by Tirya King reviews
[G1] Response to the 28's meme. They save lives, defy evil masterminds, and join to form one of the most powerful gestaults ever, but can they stand each other and keep their sanity intact? A Protectobot's life is never easy, especially with four brothers
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,056 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007
Twinning the Hatchet by ryagelle reviews
Complete! The twins are up to their usual shenanigans, and Ratchet gets caught in the middle. Disclaimer: All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Not me. G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,571 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Monty Python and the Twins by Tyrrlin reviews
[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
In the Old Country by Tiamat's Child reviews
Blades on Cybertron: Okay, he’s seen the old country. Can he go home now? G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Rain Over Blue Water by The Starhorse reviews
Some days you just lose your cool and bite some heads off. Sideswipe is no exception.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,567 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
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Driver's Ed reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Ironhide impresses the Protectobots, and then regrets it, and Hot Spot gets himself into a bit of a spot. Baby Protectobots being precocious.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Blades, First Aid, Hot Spot, Ironhide - Complete
Hydra-bots reviews
Hydra as in "tiny freshwater invertebrates that reproduce by budding", not "Hydra the world-wide subversive organization dedicated to global domination", or "Hydra the mythical many-headed Greek monster." Although those would be cool, too!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014
Project Reset: The Prequel reviews
DOTM AU: Two years after the events of Dark of the Moon, Barricade requires assistance. He finds a nice Autobot and asks for help politely.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,078 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Barricade, First Aid
Supply Run reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - In which Blades needs snuggles. The Aerialbots take Blades on a supply run, but have a hard time remembering just how young he really is.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Blades, Silverbolt, Skydive, Slingshot - Complete
Separation Anxiety reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Splitting up for the first time is a big deal for a baby gestalt.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Hot Spot, Wheeljack - Complete
Small Fry reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Ratchet said he couldn't be saved. First Aid tries anyway. Contains implied mpreg.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,192 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - First Aid - Complete
Impressionable reviews
DOTM AU - They believed every word he said. It was a lesson they would remember, even when Optimus Prime forgot. Takes place before "Project Reset" and "Project Reset - The Prequel." The hatchling names are all Wheeljack's fault.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - First Aid, Optimus Prime - Complete
Project Reset reviews
DOTM AU - First Aid snuggles can fix pretty much anything! Takes place after the events of the movie/novel. Contains hatchlings, spoilers for DOTM, twiddling with Bayverse 'bot characterizations to suit my Nefarious Plans.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - First Aid, Barricade
Rocks reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Very young sparklings must be watched over constantly, and even Perceptor finds this challenging at times. Curious Groove is curious!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Perceptor, Groove - Complete
Potential reviews
AU - The Aerialbots have messed up big time, but don't worry. Fireflight's got it all under control.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Skydive, Silverbolt - Complete
Turbulence reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - The Protectobots are recovering from injuries and hit some speedbumps. Their older brothers are worried. Takes place shortly after the events in "Protectobot Beginnings: "Shield."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2010 - First Aid, Silverbolt - Complete
May the Road Be Solid Beneath You reviews
AU - Wheeljack's heading out, Silverbolt realizes some things. Just a quick bit of fluff with a tinge of angst for flavor.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Silverbolt, Wheeljack - Complete
Jealousy in the Ranks reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Jealousy can happen even within the tight knit Protectobot team, but have no fear! It's extremely mild and of short duration, and is merely another devious excuse for snuggles.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/15/2010 - First Aid, Streetwise - Complete
The Art of Saying Ouch reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - First Aid keeps things to himself. Wheeljack ponders. Takes place between "Activation" and "The Art of Sitting Down."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Wheeljack, First Aid - Complete
Love Like Snowflakes reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Midnight lessons with Perceptor can be fun! The Protectobots learn all about the fascinating properties of dihydrogen monoxide.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Perceptor, Wheeljack - Complete
Pacifist reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - First Aid's reluctance to shoot things runs a little deeper than Ironhide realizes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2010 - First Aid, Ironhide - Complete
Ten reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Wherein the Protectobot team is very upset and requires some cuddling, the Aerialbot team obliges, and Slingshot has an angst attack but cannot resist the Power of Ten.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Slingshot, Silverbolt - Complete
A Protectobot Halloween reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Hot Spot sighed. The zombies giggled. First Aid and Halloween may not be the best combination...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2009 - First Aid, Hot Spot - Complete
The Platinum Rule reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Wheeljack asks Groove and Streetwise to stand on one foot, and in return they keep him on his toes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Wheeljack, Groove - Complete
Brothers in Arms reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Air Raid finds something. Contains a bit of gore and a bad joke.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Air Raid, First Aid - Complete
The Art of Sitting Down reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Streetwise sure is an observant young mech. Just a short, silly thing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Streetwise, Wheeljack - Complete
Protectobot Beginnings: One reviews
AU - The Protectobots reach an important milestone in the midst of war. Angst. Fluff. Cuddlepile.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Blades, Hot Spot - Complete
Cyberswan Song reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Grownups are weird. The Protectobots at least try to be polite about it. Just a silly snippet, despite some unhappy First Aid.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2009 - First Aid, Mirage - Complete
Delayed Reaction reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - In which First Aid is in need of snuggles.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2009 - First Aid, Hot Spot - Complete
Small Discoveries reviews
Fireflight, Bluestreak, and First Aid discover the circle of life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fireflight, First Aid - Complete
Protectobot Beginnings: Knowledge reviews
AU--They had wanted to give them at least a semblance of a normal upbringing, but the Protectobots, it seemed, had other ideas. Prequel to "Shield"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Wheeljack, Hot Spot - Complete
Protectobot Beginnings: Activation reviews
AU - Ratchet and Wheeljack bring the Protectobots online for the first time. Prequel to "Shield"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Ratchet, First Aid - Complete
Protectobot Beginnings: Shield reviews
AU--The Protectobots are caught up in the war far ahead of schedule, but how much will it cost them? First Aid pays the price for their first battle.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,640 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Hot Spot, First Aid - Complete
Protectobot Beginnings: Gravity reviews
AU - Streetwise has the giggles; Hot Spot is puzzled. "Care to explain what you find so funny to the rest of us, Street?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Defensor, Hot Spot - Complete