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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, D N Angel, Harry Potter, and Secret Window.

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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your 3 best friends. If it's not one of them...it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just jumped off a bridge...damn, I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family. So it's one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu...I think it's Collin.

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going, "We fucked up, huh?"

Keep staring I might do a trick.

One day, I wondered why the frizbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

FRIEND:Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIEND:Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIEND: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIEND:Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIEND:Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIEND:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIEND:Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIEND:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!

WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"

FRIEND:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIEND:Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIEND:Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS:Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIEND:Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIEND:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIEND:Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIEND:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIEND:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIEND:Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIEND:Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIEND:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIEND:Already knows not to tell.

FRIEND:Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIEND:Are for life.

FRIEND:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIEND:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIEND:Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIEND:Will repost this crappp!!

FRIEND: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

BEST FRIEND: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIEND: Will help me learn to drive

BEST FRIEND: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIEND: Will watch my pets when I go away

BEST FRIEND: Won't let me go away

FRIEND: Will help me up when I fall down

BEST FRIEND: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FRIEND: Will bail me out of jail

BEST FRIEND: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

FRIEND: Will go to a concert with me

BEST FRIEND: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIEND: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

BEST FRIEND: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

FRIEND: Asks me for my number

BEST FRIENDS: Asks me for her number

FRIEND: Hides me from the cops

BEST FRIEND: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

FRIENDS: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

BEST FRIEND: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIEND: Are 4 Ever

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Fowl Shorts by Kitsune Heart reviews
A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Midnight Whispers by Midnight's Grove reviews
This is 2 years after breaking dawn. Melinda has a 16 yr old adopted daughter who befriends Renesmee. The Cullens get a new addition to their family with a series of ghostly haunts happening around town. Please rate and review! My first story so I'd like to know :
Crossover - Ghost Whisperer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,536 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 7/6/2010
hidden feelings, and thoughts by spike tashy reviews
radiation does things to people. venom can now leave his host, but he wants only to be with his original host, the person he...loves? will peter be able to admit his long hidden feelings when his life is turned upside down? and how will it all play out now that the civil war has started? but is there more to it? is someone unseen pulling the strings of fate? ON HIATUS
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,152 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Eddie B./Venom
He Ain't Heavy by deanstheman reviews
What if Sam wasn't the only Winchester freed from Lucifer's cage? What if Adam wasn't given a wall to hold the horrors at bay? How would Sam and Dean deal with the mess that used to be their brother? Written for 2012 Summergen Fic Exchange on LJ. Sam&Dean-centric.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Sam W., Dean W., Adam M. - Complete
Daddy Dean by fanficoholic reviews
Harry Winchester has an unusual life. His father, Dean, is a retired hunter, and his mother was born a wand-waving, broomstick riding witch. His grandfather is hunting a demon and his godfather is wanted by the government. If only he were normal...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,484 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
Fullmetal Pedigree! by ShoesXsmileS reviews
That shrimp of a second-year hadn't even been at Ouran for a whole day and he was already giving Tamaki hell. First, he made Haruhi totally hate him. Then, he made everyone at Ouran think he was gay.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,532 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Edward E., Tamaki S.
The Tenshi Experiment by RockerGirl0709 reviews
Hikaru wakes up to find himself in a scienctist's lab. He can't remember anything about his past, and he has...wings? He then meets somebody that looks EXACTLY like him. What's going on with Hikaru? Please Read and Review! Chapter 7 is up!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,297 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Perfect Likeness by Potopie reviews
What happens when the Perfect mirror image is shattered? Do you have to live with the disgusting pieces? Twncest KXH T for now. Rating will go up!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,646 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
New Home, New Adventure by Tiger DeRanged reviews
Harry and Remus are sent by Fate to Middle Earth after the Final Battle, Remus cured of his lycanthropy and Harry finally gaining the family he dreamed of, join them on their adventure to help the Fellowship save their new home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,770 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
An Outsider in Hogwarts by Millie M. Banshee reviews
Harry Potter & Trinity Blood Xover. Year 5. Dumbledore has enlisted the help of a Muggle to help the Order. His name's Father Abel Nightroad. He's going to Hogwarts for the year. But it seems Abel isn't what everyone thought he was. Worth reading. R&R Plz
Crossover - Harry Potter & Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,582 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Harry P., Abel N.
The Angel in the Snow by aishi22 reviews
When Tamaki finds out Kyouya is going to be spending Christmas Break alone, Tamaki comes up with a plan in order to make this Christmas the best Christmas yet for his best friend. Same sex pairing- can't stand it, then don't read.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,600 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Whispered Hollows by Ellisguy reviews
Kaname and Sousuke go to Karakura Town for a summer beach trip. Little did they know what they would find when they bump into the Shinigami Women's Society. Hollows and Arm Slaves at the beach!
Crossover - Full Metal Panic & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,145 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009
Harry Potter and the Star by rowergal reviews
The Leaky Cauldron has a long and well-known history. Tonight, it gains the distinction of being the place where the first meeting between the AX and the Order of the Phoenix took place.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Esther B.
Snape Gets Into The Spirit? by EvilVampireDucky reviews
Snape gets into the halloween spirit, so we know what will happen to the poor students. There's a small crossover with Hellsing. Who will save the students from snape? read to find out. Its also under The Halloween Spirit
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Severus S., Alucard
Back in Pegasus by fb111a reviews
When Atlantis returns to Pegasus, things seem to have gone back to normal - but the boredom of exploration is soon replaced when Sheppard makes contact with a new species.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/13/2009 - John S.
The Silenced by Seeker of Solitude reviews
Harry Potter Hellsing Crossover. When a boy is the sole survivor of the massacre of Private Dr. an ancient demon takes him into possession. Can this boy overcome his ghastly past and overcome the troubles of the not so far future? Find out in: The Silenc
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harry P., Alucard
Bridging the Gap by ahilty reviews
A YuGiOhHarry Potter Crossover...From the east four shall come. Thief King, Pharaoh, Priest and Guardian, Two to the Lion, two the Snake. The gap between the two will be bridged...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 100,327 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
The Darth Vader Polka by buduica reviews
There's consequences to Cross' womanizing ways. The fall-out traumatizes everyone involved, especially Allen Walker.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
A Child Of Time by Star Mage1 reviews
The Dursley's abandoned Harry after finding him on their doorstep because of a strange transformation he goes through. Crossover with Doctor Who challenge
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,632 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Abel meets Hellsing by crimsonshrouds reviews
Abel Nightroad is thrown back in time where he meets the Hellsing orginization and their pet vampire Alucard.
Crossover - Hellsing & Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
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Mort Rainey in England reviews
Mort Rainey's somewhat peaceful life is shattered by black robed figures with sticks. meanwhile Voldemort's forces are scrambling to find a way to destroy all who stand in their way. rating is just to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Voldemort
mask
What Kakashi thinks about his mask and why he wears it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Kokuyoku reviews
a sort of drabble on Dark and Krad and how they are alike and different
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
Sasori's poem reviews
Sasori's thoughts during his final battle.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete