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Joined 02-17-08, id: 1503017, Profile Updated: 05-17-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.


I'm Jordan. I am a freshmen at Palisades high school, and i love to write. I practically live for yearbook. I am blonde, that's why my screenname is rubia, because that's blonde in spanish, and i'm in spanish 3. Also, it was 2 in the morning, and i was really sugar high off soda and junk food with my friends. When i go to college i want to be a journalist, and that's about it about me because i'm sure you're not even reading this! Enjoy the pics. of stuff from my stories when i update!

Odd things about me;

. I hate rainy days, but I love rainy nights

. I can't back down from a dare

. I can't go to sleep unless there's a body next to me(Don't get the wrong idea, usually its my dog)

. I'll only eat white and green candy hearts

. I hate cockatiels, but i own two

. I won't eat beef or pork, but i see nothing wrong with eating chickens and fish

. I hold my breath when i pass by a graveyard

. I love my mom as much as i love my dad, but i couldn't tell you why

. I married a kid named Hunter on a trampoline when i was ten

. I yawn when i'm cold

. I think people who love purple are weird

. I hate cantering with my horse outside of a riding ring





Mira from A Good Idea At The Time

Huey from A Good Idea At The Time


Bella's Dress

Bella's Promise Ring

Bella's Bikini

These are pictures of how i imagine some characters in my story;

Bella, Edward, Jacob

Rosalie, Emmette

Alice, Jasper

Mike Newton

Some really good one-liners i got offline

~ Treat each day as your last; one day you'll be right.

~ Follow your dreams. Except for that one where you're naked at work...

~ I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired.

~ All i ask for is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy!

~ They call it PMS because "Mad cow disease" was already taken.

~ The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

~ Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

~ Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

~ Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

~ Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

~ What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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Smell the Roses by rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe reviews
FBI Agent Swan needs to catch the culprit behind the murders in NYC, even if she has to go undercover as Edward's - the man she hates - fiancee. NOW COMPLETE! Sequel is called Finding the Roses
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,817 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heaven Forbid by Stephy08 reviews
Bella lives with Charlie an abusive drunk who beats Bella daily. What happens when the Edward Masen and his family move in next door. Will he find out her secret? -All Human-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,364 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Real Relationship : A Geeky Love Story by booksforme reviews
Twilight/Shop Around the Corner : AU Edward and Bella become friends on an online massive-multiplayer roleplaying game. What will happen when they meet in real life, but don't know it? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Narrating Music reviews
Bella runs away from home when Charlie is killed in a drug-related gunshot accident. 5 years later, Bella is a well-known Burlesque dancer. One night Bella comes in to work to dance for a big-time drug dealer and is shocked to find her childhood best friend Edward in cahoots with the "Drug Lord". Edward is now an undercover detective trying to bring Charlie's death to justice.HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Shelter reviews
Bella Swan wakes alone with a baby,bruises,and no memory whatsoever.When she arrives at shelter valley, running from something,but not knowing what,she falls in love with Edward Cullen, the sheriff. MUCH BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS I PROMISE-ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
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