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I'm Jordan. I am a freshmen at Palisades high school, and i love to write. I practically live for yearbook. I am blonde, that's why my screenname is rubia, because that's blonde in spanish, and i'm in spanish 3. Also, it was 2 in the morning, and i was really sugar high off soda and junk food with my friends. When i go to college i want to be a journalist, and that's about it about me because i'm sure you're not even reading this! Enjoy the pics. of stuff from my stories when i update!
Odd things about me;
. I hate rainy days, but I love rainy nights
. I can't back down from a dare
. I can't go to sleep unless there's a body next to me(Don't get the wrong idea, usually its my dog)
. I'll only eat white and green candy hearts
. I hate cockatiels, but i own two
. I won't eat beef or pork, but i see nothing wrong with eating chickens and fish
. I hold my breath when i pass by a graveyard
. I love my mom as much as i love my dad, but i couldn't tell you why
. I married a kid named Hunter on a trampoline when i was ten
. I yawn when i'm cold
. I think people who love purple are weird
. I hate cantering with my horse outside of a riding ring
Some really good one-liners i got offline
~ Treat each day as your last; one day you'll be right.
~ Follow your dreams. Except for that one where you're naked at work...
~ I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired.
~ All i ask for is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy!
~ They call it PMS because "Mad cow disease" was already taken.
~ The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
~ Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?
~ Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
~ Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
~ Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
~ What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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