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Joined 02-18-08, id: 1503167, Profile Updated: 04-12-14
Author has written 14 stories for Legend of Zelda, Metroid, and Soul Calibur.

I am TEN, so I MUST kill LawlClan spam conversations.

Stereotypes hurt, but sometimes they're so true :(


Well, I was going over my profile, and decided that I needed to do some major revamping. My old profile felt like it was too big and had a lot of unnecessary information.

-Table Of Contents-

1) For my fan

2) The Man behind the Keyboard (general info)

3) Writing Excuses (and why they're not valid)

4) My Stories (which you should read)

5) Upcoming Projects (you should be on the lookout)

6) Internet Marriages (otherwise known as ball and chains)


For My Fan

Not all martyrs see divinity, but at least you tried.

-The Man behind the Keyboard-

What's a profile good for outside of explaining who I am and what I'm about? Useless copypasta. But I don't like copypasta, so I'm just going to tell you who I am. I am called Ten, but don't let the name fool you; I'm an eighteen year old. I'm male. I'm a recent high school graduate with interests in film, the English language, and writing. I'm also a co-leader of the Literate Union.

'Wait, what?'

I guess I'll give you the low-down on the LU, then. The Literate Union is an organization run by several members of the site who want to see an increase in quality on the site. Our little home away from home, this forum, has reached over 400,000 posts since it was originally founded by George nearly three years ago. Recently, both the former co-leaders stepped down, and Tallz and I were chosen as the new co-leaders.

For more information regarding the LU, I suggest visiting the forum, or contacting Tallz or me. This profile is about me after all ;)

I am a concritter. My views regarding reviews have changed a lot over the years, but I've always been and always shall be a concritter. I have no personal qualms with flamers or flaming, but it's not a style of review that I personally find effective. So when I review, expect it to be critical, but unless given the reason (such as having already acted as an ass towards reviewers), I should be pretty nice. I'm always willing to give a writer the benefit of the doubt; that they're willing to improve their work. If they're not... well, whatever suits them, I guess. No loss for me :D

Some final notes on me: I'm an self-centered pervert with an ego that is the size of the universe, I like abusing smilies, I like abusing tildes, and I tend to be a tad sarcastic :D You couldn't tell, I bet

-Writing Excuses-

Oftentimes when reviewing, I find people use certain excuses and reasons why they can not or will not accept my concrit. These are some of the reasons, and my pre-generated responses, so that I don’t need to repeat myself several thousand times.

Excuse Number One: I’m young!

• This is an excuse used by inexperienced writers who are starting to get their feet off the ground. However, the problem with it is that it’s actually in their best interest to learn now while they’re getting into it. That will allow for them to better themselves early. Either way, this will only shield them temporarily, and there's nothing to stop people from being critical of their work when they're older.

Excuse Number Two: English is not my first language!

• If you want to write in a foreign language, you should be open to people pointing out when you make mistakes in it. That's going to help you learn the language.

Excuse Number Three: I have dyslexia or another, similar disability!

• While it might be unfortunate to have such a disability, they do not impede you from bettering your work. If you have dyslexia, a good beta or a spellcheck can help you.

Excuse Number Four: Don’t like, don’t read!

• This excuse has little logical support. It’s impossible to know whether you’ll like a story before you actually read it. And even beyond that, there are only some cases where this would be considered a valid excuse, none of which I would be included in. For instance, if you are warding off people who dislike a pairing, it could be understandable: “If you don’t like AxB, don’t read this story.” You’re trying to stick to a certain audience and that is fine. However, if I give you a review pointing continuity errors and bad spelling, “don’t like, don’t read” becomes a childish attempt at warding off any negative comments. It’s narcissistic and immature.

Excuse Number Five: Everyone else is doing it!

• This is an excuse heard almost exclusively by those that break the site’s rules. They say that everyone is breaking ‘insert rule’ so it’s okay if you do it. However, just because everyone is performing an action, that doesn't mean the action is preferable. The site has these rules in place for a reason, and you should respect the site by following its rules.

-My Stories-

In the Eye of Evil – A first person narrative that tells an alternate ending to Ocarina of Time. I wrote this piece because I was always interested in Ganondorf’s character and thought it would be interesting to see what would happen if he managed to win for once. This story is complete, and has an incomplete and scrapped sequel.

The Legend of Zelda: To Smite a God – The sequel to In the Eyes of Evil. This story told of a Hyrule where Ganon had attained godlike status and power. The Gerudo were now the ruling race, and the Hylians were reduced to slaves. This story is incomplete and scrapped.

The Bearer of Evil Seeds – A Legend of Zelda and Soul Calibur crossover. In this story, Siegfried goes in search of a land where there is said to be a blade that can defeat both Soul Edge and Soul Calibur. All the while, Link investigates the appearance of a cult in the mountain range. Meant to be a large adventure series in which Link teams up with several Soul Calibur characters in a journey to gather pieces of Soul Edge so that it could eventually be destroyed. This story is incomplete and scrapped.

Metroid: Their Greatest Weapons – A Metroid story set after Fusion. In this story, Samus is found guilty in a trial after the destruction of planet SR388, and is sent on a mission after her trial. The mission, however, is a trap setup by the Space Pirates, who kidnap Samus, and reveal that the Federation had planned for her to be killed. This story is incomplete and scrapped, with a spiritual successor in Invictus Venator.

Disposable Heroes – A short oneshot from Ganon’s perspective. It reveals some of Ganon’s thoughts about Link during his travels, up until near the point of the final climax. Could be considered a prequel to In the Eyes of Evil. Complete.

Creeping Death – A poem from Link’s perspective as he tries to fight Ganon. Could be considered a parallel to In the Eyes of Evil. Complete.

Moratorium of Memory – A Legend of Zelda and Metroid crossover. Samus is sent on a mission, when her ship crash-lands on a mysterious planet. She is found there without her memories, during a time of great struggles and perils. Incomplete, may see a remake in the future.

Awaiting Link – Was meant to be a series of oneshots about what characters are doing while waiting for Link to arrive. Originally meant to be humorous, but the one and only chapter ever made of this ended up taking on a fairly somber tone. I am unsure of whether I will ever make a second chapter, and as such is incomplete.

Princesses Don’t Believe In Fairy Tales – A story written for a contest. It’s a oneshot revolving around Zelda as she waits for Link to return to Hyrule and defeat Ganondorf, and how she is having doubts that he will ever save them. Completed.

Ever Obedient – A oneshot written for a contest. It tells the story of how Ganon and Nabooru once held a relationship, told from Ganon’s perspective, and how it came to be that they had to be enemies. Completed.

Moblins are Trolls – A oneshot written with satire in mind. It pokes fun at the ideas of internet trolls while telling a humorous short of Link fighting his first moblins. Completed, with a sequel being possible.

Adventures in Grooseland – A oneshot written for a contest. It’s a retelling of the scene in Skyward Sword where Groose finds himself in Hyrule. Groose’s characters rubs Link the wrong way, per usual, and Link decides to finally say something to him. Written in about 45 minutes. Completed.

Invictus Venator – My current project. This is the culmination of many years of thought, since I started writing fanfiction and tried writing for Metroid. It’s the spiritual successor of Metroid: Their Greatest Weapons since they have similar plot points, and many of the characters are similar. This story includes the most recent version of my Metroid OC. The plot is partly based on that of your basic post-Fusion Metroid story, in which the Galactic Federation having colluded against Samus Aran. The story will also delve into the Space Pirates lore and culture as well as have a complex plot involving the Kriken Empire, the Galactic Federation, the Space Pirates, the Chozo, and many other Metroid elements, as well as original content I created just for this story.

-Internet Marriages-

I have trouble keeping count of all those I’ve married on all the forums. A lot. This list is probably incomplete, and am keeping here so that I can refer to it when someone calls me ‘hubby’ or something.

Flamey(x5), Talon (x3), Jimmie (x3), Samus/Crane(x3), Sydney (x2), Nida (x2), Frosty(x3), Lally (x2), Maddy, Pasta, Rory, Mars (x4), Carissa, Cookie, Lilli, Toki, Kellie, Angel, Loomi, Middy, Tabby, Moss, Hazel, Scarlet, Tara, Cream, Silver, Wolfie, Ivy, Jess, Hannah, Luna, Quilt, Velvet (x5), Candeh, Snow, Swyfte, Trin, Callie, Shadough

-Hasta La Vista-

I’d say I’ll be back, but I’m not going anywhere.

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The Guardian Saga: Shattered Peace by Stormsworder reviews
Three years after the events of Twilight Falls, Hyrule Castle has been rebuilt and Zelda is finally going to become queen. But things soon fall apart as war threatens to engulf the land... Chapter 7 up. Please read and review.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,208 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Zelda
The Four Phantoms by Fraggranark reviews
An apocalypse themed one-shot, my winning entry for Hobart's AICon. Hyrule lies in ruin, and the King of Evil gazes down upon the world he so desired with only the company of the awakened Hero. Neither plans to let it remain that way for long.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
It smelled like an Ed, at least by The Sage of Toads reviews
An Ed, Edd and Eddy one-shot alternate ending of one of the most FRUSTRATING episodes of the series.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Complete
tw1l1t3 by Georgasaurus reviews
Twilight sucks. We know it and George knew it, too. However, after flaming the vengeful Stephenie Flyer, George finds himself in the place of Bella. Will he manage to get away from his homosexual vampire stalker, or will he be stuck in Hell forever?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,313 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
Remnants Of A Dying Rose by stardust-bones reviews
Zelda-centric drabble set during TP. "It was nights like this- frost-bitten, starless, desolate, twilight-drenched nights- that she missed Link the most." Zelink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Zelda, Link
The Midnight Hour by stardust-bones reviews
Link dreams of the evil Ganondorf and realizes who he truly is. One-shot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Link, Ganondorf
Apples Equals Cyanide Equals Light by Silver Pard reviews
Ryuk’s favourite equation. It means the death of boredom, the only death that actually matters. Gift fic for Computerfreak101
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
The Guardian Saga: Twilight Falls by Stormsworder reviews
TP-era. When Twilight falls on Hyrule Castle, a young girl's only family is transformed into dark beasts serving Zant, and it is up to her to fight to save them from the darkness. Please R&R. Finished.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,052 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Zelda - Complete
Dry Hope by Superbleh11 reviews
A young Ganondorf, King of the Gerudos, reflects on the dire situations of his homeland and dreams of a brighter future. Gives insight to the factors that could have led him to become the King of Evil. Nabooru x Ganondorf centric, pre OoT.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Ganondorf, Nabooru - Complete
Poisoned Trust by Link III reviews
Formerly the Metroid Fusion Interactive Story. A conspiracy running deep throughout the Federation...a threat that could end life as we know it...and the shadow of the ever-growing Pirate Empire. Samus's final mission awaits.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,332 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Agents of Chaos by Shadsie reviews
Based on the very first Zelda game. While captive in the roots of Death Mountain, young Princess Zelda has a surprising conversation with Ganon that sheds light on his character, the roles of the Hero and herself, and the history of the world.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
Rewrite by Silver Pard reviews
"If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice." The Joker shuffles the deck and makes himself anew with every card.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/4/2008 - The Joker - Complete
The War by Talon88.1 reviews
Last Dragon. Chozo Hatchling. A hatred that spans the years, the galaxy, and the battles. Formed by tragedy, fueled by anger, cemented by action, it must be put aside if anything that they care for is to survive the coming war. Let a new chapter begin...
Metroid - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,703 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
Deja Vu by xXMoonlight ShadowXx reviews
Generations may pass, but there are some things that just don't change. NabsxGan, AU oneshot
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Ganondorf, Nabooru - Complete
Steeped in Fearful Armor by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Ganondorf Dragmire considers a great many things. His people, his past, his ambitions, and more... Behold the King of Evil. Behold a man.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Ganondorf - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Empire by xakattak reviews
InheritanceZelda crossover. Link discovers something strange in the Lost Woods, and suddenly finds himself in another land. A land where an evil king terrorizes his own people. A land of dragons... COMPLETE!
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,431 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Link, Eragon S. - Complete
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Fairy at 35 reviews
Tingle has always wanted to find his fairy home.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Tingle - Complete
Invictus Venator reviews
Samus has saved the universe once again, but at a cost. Forces are conspiring against her and against the Federation. The Space Pirates have been revived and are becoming a worse threat than ever before, and the Krikens are prepared for all out war. All that Samus knows is that she cannot compromise her morals and she cannot falter, for she is the only hope left.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Samus A., Adam M., A. Higgs, Ridley
Adventures in Grooseland reviews
After Groose follows Link into Faron, Link has some words to say to him. Bit of a drabble. Challengefic.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Link, Groose - Complete
Moblins are Trolls reviews
There was a reason no one dared near the forest temple. It was big reason. An ugly one, too. They were moblins, but they were so grotesque that most people just referred to them as trolls.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Link, Navi - Complete
Ever Obedient reviews
This one person's defiance- this will to be against him- caused a stir within Ganon. He didn't know who this girl was, but he had to have her.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Ganondorf, Nabooru - Complete
Princesses Don't Believe in Fairy Tales reviews
There are no happy endings. Zelda would learn this the hard way.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Zelda - Complete
Awaiting Link reviews
A story about what characters are doing while Link is busy being a hero somewhere else.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Sheik
Moratorium of Memory reviews
After her battle on Aether, Samus headed home, but, on her way, She found herself in a mysterious land without her memories. Can she cooperate with locals, defeat the man who threatens their peace, and remember her past?
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Link, Samus A.
The Bearer of Evil Seeds reviews
Fates intertwine. A Knight, and an Evil sword. A Hero, and a Madman. The King of Evil wishes to escape his prison. The sword wishes for its body. The Knight wishes to forgive his sin. The Hero wishes for good to prevail. In the end, all life intertwines.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,063 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Link, Tira
Creeping Death reviews
Though he fights bravely, how can Link be sure that he shall win?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Disposable Heroes reviews
Ganon's perspective on the 'Hero' that is meant to beat him. That Disposable Hero.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Ganondorf, Link - Complete
Metroid: Their Greatest Weapons reviews
She is the Federation's weapon. He is the pirate's weapon. When the finally meet, will they have to work together to take the ones who had made them what they are today? Post-Fusion
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,541 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Samus A., Ridley
The Legend of Zelda: To Smite a God reviews
One hundred years ago, Ganondorf won. Now, he is unstoppable. Can those who serve others stop him? Can a hero be born again? Can they stop a god?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Link, Ganondorf
In the Eyes of Evil reviews
No one could stop Ganon. Not the hero, not the princess, and certainly not the goddesses.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Ganondorf - Complete
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