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Joined 02-18-08, id: 1504103, Profile Updated: 02-12-15
Author has written 9 stories for Bleach, Vampire Knight, Ouran High School Host Club, Naruto, Gakuen Alice, Death Note, and Final Fantasy VII.


"Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing."
- Benjamin Franklin


Current Status: Feb. 12. 14. - SOMEHOW STILL ALIVE.

You can find me amidst dear friends in the 604, snap-chatting excessively of my cat, tweeting about mediocrity, reading when it's sunny, running out when it's pouring rain, wondering about my purpose, and jamming to music with the deafening ability to shatter eardrums and move with the elegant panache of a dozen gazelles across a field of judgemental eyes. Metaphor. Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.

A quarter closet otaku, two tablespoons Canadian, a cup of asian, an ounce of girl, a pinch of sugar, and a dash of spice. Mix well and bake at 96 degrees celsius for 18 minutes.

Serve with a drizzle of laughter.

So it goes.

- pb.



"Story Title" - Chapter in-progress - (% of chapter completed)

"Because It Defies Logic" - Chapter 11 - (8%)

"Girls Got Game" - Chapter 17 - (10%)

"How The Heart Races" - Chapter 3 - (5%)

"Paper Hearts" - Chapter 6 - (10%)

"Spoiled Kids Next Door" - Chapter 12 - (9%)

Note: (10%) - means I have the general chapter outline already worked in my head, and I just need to write it.

Coming Soon!
Note: All summaries, pairings and details about the story are subject to change and alternation from this Preview until debut.

Title: Fell From My World / The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Ninja / LOL JK / but no srsly aren't i witty
Category: A Cliche Naruto story plot that I will attempt to write originally LOL
Pairing(s): Undecided / None
Draft Summary: There are way too many fanfics about falling into the Narutoverse. Seriously, it's like fangirls flock to those kinds of stories, wishing they were the main character, except let me tell you something: it's not that great, and definitely not realistic. Like, do they write about the fact that there are no cheetos? WELL, THERE ARE NO CHEETOS. Here's another story to add to your list, because I honestly never asked to fall from my world. But I did.
Chances of this story actually being written: 85%

Title: The Inexplicable Complications of Being a Shinigami / lolwut / ICOBAS / To Be Announced
Category: Bleach
Pairing(s): Undecided / None
Draft Summary: You didn't want very much in your lifetime: Pass highschool without the stagnant stares of girls who whispered ugly things about you, decent grades, maybe a scholarship to a far off university where you wouldn't have to see anyone you knew, and to live life happily. But then you die while on a school trip to Japan. And you'd think that when you're dead, you have significantly less things to worry about, but when the Gotei 13 suddenly tries to make you a Shinigami, and you realize that evil villains with weird names are after you and your soul, you're beginning to think that being the shy girl of the class was much easier to deal with than this!
Chances of this story actually being written: 65%

Title: The Royal Deception
Category: Vampire Knight (Alternative Universe)
Pairing(s): Zero x OC, (Side: Yuuki x Kaname)
Draft Summary: Crown Prince Zero Kiryuu promised that he would only swear himself to one woman, but the woman he desires the most is the sister and fiancée of Prince Kuran in the neighboring country. Enter a wrongly accused street performer, a frantic city chase, and an impulse wedding trade-off for a bride who wants to elope with her true-love, and our heroine thinks she's escaped trouble. Until she is brought to the palace, as a concubine for Prince Kiryuu. You don't know trouble until you know kimonos that restrict breathing, dealing with a jealous harem, and dressing up as a male for a few days to train with their royal soldiers, all while trying to keep a secret that you're not actually permitted to even be in the Palace. That's what you call a royal deception.
Chances of this story actually being written: 50%

Title: Miles From Normal
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Pairing(s): Undecided / None
Draft Summary: I was hoping to enter Public High school without hassle. Just blend in with the crowd, don't attract any bullies and keep it low: can't be that hard, right? But it's harder than I thought, especially after I attract the attention of a particular tonfa-wielding discipline guard... and the mafia squad he's apart of?! To top it all off, a talking baby in a tuxedo wants me to join them?! I knew public school was a bad idea!
Chances of this story actually being written: 30%



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Because It Defies Logic reviews
Maybe I'm destined for misfortune my entire life. All I ask for is to start my life over again - forget all the wrong I've done, and dedicate the rest of my existence to doing good. Maybe it's too much to ask for. But somehow attracting the attention of To-Oh's two Top Freshmen is something I did NOT ask for. - L x OC x Light (End OC x ?)
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,105 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 7/8/2010 - [L, OC, Light Y.] Misa A.
Girl's Got Game reviews
Alternative Universe: Konoha's All Boys School has a new student: Me. This would all be fine & dandy... if I had a 'plug' instead of an 'outlet'. But pretending to be a boy can't be all that hard! I can burp, be disgusting, & sit with my legs open! It can't be that hard, right? Except it is: especially when you're rooming with 5 'Plugs! - OC x Gaara Shikamaru Kiba Neji Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,390 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 2/24/2009 - [Shikamaru N., Gaara, OC]
How the Heart Races reviews
For the most part, Aya Makino has lived her life at Cross Academy normally. If you call no friends, terrible grades, and an uncanny ability to always get in trouble 'normal'. But when enemies come after her, she's forced to confront a past that she never saw coming. The last thing she wants on her mind is an infuriating silver-haired boy, but her heart seems to disagree. Zero x OC
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,887 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Zero K., OC] Kaname K., Yuki C.
Spoiled Kids Next Door reviews
You had only agreed to the whole shenanigan in hopes of helping Haruhi pay off her debt to these spoiled, rich kids. You hadn't meant to become caught up in their perplexing adventures! Now to make things worse, you've somehow situated yourself in the midst of all the chaos, or rather; in the Hitachiin Estate. Hikaru Hitachiin x OC x Kaoru Hitachiin
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,420 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 12/30/2008 - [Kaoru H., Hikaru H., OC]
Blood Lust reviews
NEW STORY: HOW THE HEART RACES. In a world of vampires and mystical creatures that aren't supposed to exist, Aya isn't quite sure what she is: what kind of species hates mornings, evil teachers, and hot vampires? But there are those who DO know what she is & seem to have their own plans for her future. With all this drama, falling in love is completely out of the question...Right?
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,305 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 6/1/2008 - [Zero K., OC] Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Paper Hearts reviews
Alternative Universe: SOLDIER Co. stands as one of the most powerful conglomerates in Gaia. With the loss of his former secretary comes the withdrawal of Cloud Strife, unwilling & spiteful to all those who take her position. Unable to stand it any longer, Zack helps him search for a new secretary; one that is clever, dedicated, & just stubborn enough to handle the job. CloudxOC/You
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,916 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 7/22/2012 - [Cloud S., OC] Tifa L., Zack F.
You Had Me At 'I Hate You' reviews
Because falling for someone at 'hello' just isn't cutting it anymore. Hitsugaya Toushirou x OC DISCONTINUED
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,801 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 5/31/2008 - T. Hitsugaya
O v e r d u e reviews
I'm a single, amateur matchmaker. Now you're wondering: why is a MATCHMAKER, amateur or not, single? It defeats the purpose of claiming to be adequate in finding clients a partner! So what do I do? I hook myself up with my one and only client! - Toshiro Hitsugaya x OC , ONESHOT - COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,308 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 8/14/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Not Gonna Happen reviews
Natsume x OC Story, currently DISCONTINUED
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,764 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Natsume H.