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Author has written 66 stories for Discworld, Lord of the Rings, Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Misc. Books, Big Bang Theory, Bible, Firefly, Robin of Sherwood, Star Wars, Merlin, Sherlock, and Lucifer.

Hi, I'm Virtuella - well, not really, but it's a cool internet name, you must admit. I am a middle-aged special needs teacher, born and raised in Germany, but transported to Scotland by the lures of Very Attractive Scotsman Who Was Brave Enough To Marry Me. I have two teenage children, theological, political and feminist Views, and a silly tendency to crush on fictional characters. My favourite haunts on ffn are the Discworld and LOTR fandoms.

I have in recent years acquired a fictionpress account, where you can find some of my original writing: https://www.fictionpress.com/u/1018112/Virtuella

A delightful rendition of my OC Angelina has been created by DarkTari and can be seen here: http:///art/Angelina-Winter-121873883 . Thanks so very much, DarkTari!


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The Lion and his Lady by Lialathuveril reviews
How did Éomer of Rohan meet his wife? This is a series of oneshots describing different scenarios, some long some short, some serious some less so. No connection with each other or any of my other stories. Number 9: Flotsam
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,805 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/1/2021 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
A Glimpse through the Doorway by lindahoyland reviews
During his travels in Harad, Aragorn encounters a seer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2019 - Aragorn, OC - Complete
All the Things We Thought We Knew by 16magnolias reviews
John, among others, thought that Molly was the last person Sherlock would ever think of. Sherlock thought that Molly was over him. Molly thought that she never had, or would have, any effect on the heart of Sherlock Holmes. In the end, they were all wrong. Spoilers for season 4. T for language and mature themes. Drama and friendship to angst and romance. Sherlolly, in the end.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 129,769 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 9/8/2018 - Published: 1/11/2017 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] John W. - Complete
Time & Time Again by Zolo77 reviews
A series of vignettes - Original Trilogy & EU - focusing on Han & Leia. Loosely "Lucas Canon". Individually rated K-T. Please read and review. Enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 95 - Words: 13,597 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/5/2018 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Leia O., Han S.
From Wilderness to Cities White by Larner reviews
A collection of stories featuring the Fellowship and the world they inhabited.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 67 - Words: 109,733 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 9/21/2010
The jpeg by Emma Lynch reviews
It was a photograph...the photograph's subject lying across the very bed he sat upon glowed hot in his hand, as if come to life. The person had been caught wrestling out of a flurry of bedclothes, arms blurred, eyes crinkled in amusement and pale skin lit by the close proximity of a bleaching flash... John finds something on Sherlock's phone is isn't quite able to explain...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,739 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/21/2017 - Published: 9/15/2017
Whose Service is Perfect Freedom by lindahoyland reviews
A young Easterling soldier is forced to swear an oath to Sauron.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/6/2017 - Published: 1/17/2017 - Aragorn, OC, Ioreth - Complete
Because it's true - missing scenes by Emma Lynch reviews
Sherlock Holmes is deeply troubled, since he is perched upon the horns of another dilemma. He cannot tell Molly Hooper that his words (ILY)were redundant, since he now wants nothing more than for her to know of the love he has kept hidden for so very long.His problem, you see, is not the explanation of his sister's conduct, but rather the explanation of his own.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,969 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 4/21/2017
Turn Around by PurpleYin reviews
Sherlock thinks dating should be simple enough, Molly proves him wrong. Challenge fic where Sherlock decides he wants to try having a girlfriend. Molly is the logical choice. But she rejects him. He has to win her. Now COMPLETE. Contains lots of Sherlock missing the point and being more than a bit not good.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,809 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/9/2017 - Published: 3/8/2012 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] John W. - Complete
Because it's true by Emma Lynch reviews
So, hear me out. This may be controversial. But, on the other hand… It may be true. Sherlock Holmes has always loved Molly Hooper. Always, always.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,201 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/28/2017 - Published: 3/17/2017 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
Light-headed, good by EllisHendricks reviews
Even when drunk, all thoughts lead back to Molly Hooper eventually. My take on some missing bits from John and Sherlock's infamous stag night in 'The Sign of Three'. Written really quickly, so apologies if rough around the edges! Hints at future Sherlolly. Mostly just drunken antics. Rated T for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2017 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Aftermath by auditoryeden reviews
Eurus Holmes' talent for chaos and destruction has left marks on more than just the walls of 221 Baker Street. Or, Sherlock begins to fix the damage his sister caused, in him and Molly Hooper.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/17/2017 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] - Complete
A Plan by Alydia Rackham reviews
Molly Hooper hasn't been installed at St. Bart's for more than three days before a mysterious black sedan pulls up to the ambulance station and she's forced to get in. Apparently, the Keeper of Her Majesty's Broom Cupboard has a brother—whose condition has become a security risk. Sherlolly origin story. Tie-in with Final Problem (Rating for mentions of drug use)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,402 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/23/2017 - Published: 1/21/2017 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
sixteen by six by TolkienGirl reviews
Sigmund Freud called it an iceberg. But people know what lies on the bottom of the ocean; nobody quite knows what's at the edge of the universe. [Eurus Holmes character study. Gen.]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2017 - Complete
only with the heart by TolkienGirl reviews
"And now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye." - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry [In which Sherlolly becomes canon, and I fill in the details. Spoilers for all of Season 4.]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/20/2017 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Cigarettes and Splinters by Flaignhan reviews
He is everywhere in her flat, and she allows it. But more than that, he's made it so. [Spoilers for 4x03]
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Forgiveness, and Other Phenomena by 16magnolias reviews
SPOILERS ABOUND FOR T6T. "Molly and I had a bit of a row." "Oh?" "And – she made some convincing arguments." Or: How Molly loosing her temper brings two friends back together. AU, now, after this latest episode TLD. Sort of pre-Sherlolly at the end. T for some language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2017 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Relationship Recalibration by theawkwardanglophile reviews
*NOW COMPLETE* What exactly will it take for Sheldon and Amy to repair their relationship? Just my take on what happens after the events of the season 8 finale. This is Shamy all the way!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,253 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 8/6/2015 - [Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler] - Complete
Not Gonna Happens by Larner reviews
The Lord of the Rings meets Jasper Fforde? A collection of stories that haven't happened, thank Eru.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,128 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 3/20/2007
Poetry or Truth? by 3seconds reviews
Four days into his week-long incarceration after shooting Charles Magnussen, Sherlock receives a visitor. Lestrade is not the person he expects, nor the one he hopes to see, but might be exactly who he needs all the same. Set between HLV and TAB. (My idea of how the Ricoletti case got "lodged in Sherlock's hard drive".)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Scoundrel, the Princess and the Stars by guineapiggie reviews
""Are you just going to keep pretending none of it ever happened, your highness?" he asks with a trace of mock in his voice, eyeing her too closely while his hands were still fumbling with some part of the ship as if they have a life of their own." [one-shot, canon-compliant]
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/6/2016 - [Leia O., Han S.] Chewbacca, C-3PO - Complete
The First by guineapiggie reviews
The cabin is dark the whole time and his lips never leave hers, not once, like he's scared of what might escape them if he gives himself a chance to speak. [200 word drabble, set during The Empire Strikes Back]
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2016 - [Leia O., Han S.] - Complete
The Words by guineapiggie reviews
She takes the captain's tiny cabin, mostly because Chewie would kill Lando if he tried to enter. [200 word drabble, canon compliant, post-The Empire Strikes Back]
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2016 - [Leia O., Han S.] - Complete
Candle of Hope by lindahoyland reviews
Every Mettarë, a candle is lit. A seasonal story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Aragorn, Gilraen, Ivorwen
Second Chances by Jadzia Bear reviews
Because everyone deserves a second chance at happiness, especially Simon Tam. Written for the Whedon Secret Santa fanworks exchange for the prompt 'Simon/Kaylee cuteness'.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2015 - [Simon, Kaylee] - Complete
The Intimation Trials by RJ1013 reviews
As Sheldon and Amy adjust to the ins and outs of married life, their friends have a hard time grasping the odd couple's peculiar oral exchanges. No spoilers. 100% comedy, 0% drama.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 11/21/2015 - [Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C.] Leonard H., Howard W. - Complete
Friends Again by Jlove32 reviews
He had said they should just be friends. Can Amy handle it? How is that supposed to work? And, most importantly, if they're "just friends" now, why does Amy feel like Sheldon's actions say I Love You now more than ever?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,649 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
In Empty Lands by Larner reviews
To reflect the experiences of the Fellowship, mostly as seen through the eyes of Boromir, son of Denethor. Title taken from the lament sung by Aragorn and Legolas as Boromir's funeral boat is committed to Rauros Falls and the river.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,115 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Boromir
Rivals by Alydia Rackham reviews
Mycroft has always had to best Sherlock at everything. But when it came to Molly Hooper, Sherlock thought it was completely understood that she was to remain firmly in HIS hip pocket. Until Sherlock stumbles upon the fact that his brother and his pathologist have become confidants. And the worst part is, in Mycroft's case…it might not even be on purpose. Set after"Sign of Three."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,419 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, Mycroft H. - Complete
Dewy, Malleable Leaf by littlequeenofthestage reviews
Leia's a leaf-collecting gravedigger, and Han's got shadows on his face. (A little post-Endor superfluff fic I had in storage.)
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2015 - [Leia O., Han S.] - Complete
Return to Rivendell by lindahoyland reviews
Aragorn, Faramir and their wives and children pay a visit to Rivendell. A series of glimpses of their stay there.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Aragorn, Arwen U., Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Diary of Jayne by TChronicler reviews
Dear Diary, Today the shepherd poked at my secret past and I tried to kill him. Moonbrain attacked me, Doc doped me, Mal wants to space me...It was the best day ever. /Rayne/ Between Objects in Space and the Serenity BDM. Why Book left. Without Book's guidance, Jayne struggles to reconcile his self-interested habits with his empathy for River.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,953 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 7/21/2015 - [Jayne, River] Mal, Book
Circles of the City by lindahoyland reviews
Aragorn and Faramir wander through Minas Tirith in search of an injured woman.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Aragorn, Faramir, OC - Complete
Beneath Strange Stars by Larner reviews
A collection of stories that do not focus directly on the Fellowship and its times.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,624 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 11/4/2010
O, Beauty! by lindahoyland reviews
Faramir reflects on beauty. A prose poem posted in honour of Larner's birthday.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Faramir - Complete
Holes by 16magnolias reviews
"I can fix that." A very long Sherlolly one-shot spanning the series so far, inspired by the sweet and surprisingly profound love between Sam and Kate in Louis Sachar's 'Holes'. Has a happier ending then the relationship in the book/movie, because I'm not very good at unhappy endings. Plus – I just don't like unhappy endings.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,167 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/28/2015 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
Chosen Family by ladlebasking reviews
Scenes to fill in the gap in the BDM between the final battle and the "fixing Serenity montage". A whole lot must've happened after the Operative's order to stand down to get to the point that everyone's injuries are healed and Serenity is ready for takeoff. Life goes on for the seven remaining crew. Kaylee and Simon develop their relationship. Kaylee/Simon, River, Mal.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,365 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Mal, Kaylee, Simon, River - Complete
If Winter Comes by lindahoyland reviews
Aragorn, Eldarion and Faramir pay a visit to Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, Faramir, Eldarion - Complete
Accidentally in Love (Or: Sherlock's Seven Steps Toward Sentiment) by 16magnolias reviews
He's never been one to understand human emotions…and his own are no exception. Fluffy, happy one-shot about our favorite consulting detective quite accidentally falling in love with our favorite pathologist. Based on the song and lyrics "Accidentally in Love" by Counting Crows. (Only T because I'm always paranoid.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
An Unfortunate Series of Events by lindahoyland reviews
A series of mishaps threatens to cause a diplomatic incident.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Aragorn, Arwen U., Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,458 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
The Steward's Blessing by lindahoyland reviews
Faramir receives a special gift from Sam.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Fire in the Blood by lindahoyland reviews
After spending some time with Frodo, Aragorn and Arwen face temptation.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Not the Beard! by aotearoan reviews
Beards, and their impact on various members of the Fellowship. Ch 4: Teenage Aragorn comes to terms with his difference from the Rivendell elves, but can they? Ch 3: Young Gimli meets a human... something is missing. Ch 2: Young hobbits meet the mysterious Gandalf. Havoc is wreaked. Ch 1: A terrifying ordeal for a young Legolas (also starring Thranduil).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli
Unsinkable by Alydia Rackham reviews
Sherlock is visited by three women after being nearly-murdered: the first startles him enough his heart nearly stops again. The second throws papers down on his bed and calls him names. The third almost makes him forget the other two even exist. Spoilers Episode 3 series 3
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Cellblock Confessions by Emcee Frodis reviews
SPOILERS FOR THE SIGN OF THREE: Sherlock left a major event out of his recollections of the Stag Night. He drunkenly told John a big secret. (Sherlock/Molly)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
One Thing by TolkienGirl reviews
"How could falling for him lift her heart so?" Captain Swan One-Shot. After Emma finally reveals the depth of her misery with Neal, she shares a moment with the unpredictable pirate. T for language. (Reposted-accidentally posted wrong doc before!)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
hello my old heart by Navy Babe reviews
Sherlock Holmes gave his heart to Molly Hooper a long time ago - she just never knew it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Collective Nouns by aotearoan reviews
Ever wanted to know what the collective noun was for a group of Gondorians? So has Merry. A light-hearted little fic in which Merry asks Gandalf some questions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Gandalf, Meriadoc B. - Complete
Not Like Lúthien by lindahoyland reviews
Arwen is weary of being compared to Lúthien. Written for the "Teitho" "History Repeating Itself" challenge where it was placed third. With thanks to Deandra.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
The Hobbit on Facebook by aotearoan reviews
What happened before the Lord of the Rings characters joined Facebook? Fifty years before, when Facebook was still new and exclusive, Bilbo Baggins made an account... Prequel to Fellowship of the Facebook/Two Notifications/Return of the Friend Request
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Bilbo B., Gandalf
A Night at the Silver Crown by lindahoyland reviews
Aragorn and Faramir encounter a mysterious bartender, an inquisitive girl, and a remarkable cat at their favourite tavern.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Hermione G., Aragorn
Hauntlets by aotearoan reviews
Boromir is dead. Aragorn takes something to remember him by... a short and rather silly fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Golden Flower by Ellynn reviews
While on a trip in Ithilien, Legolas meets someone special, and tries to save her life. Third place on July Teitho contest, theme "Stars".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Legolas - Complete
The Light Bearer by lindahoyland reviews
The Lord of Pinnath Gelin asks a favour of Aragorn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Beruthiel, A Love Story by Jael the Scribe reviews
Not your average Legomance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Manners maketh Man by lindahoyland reviews
A visiting ruler causes headaches for Aragorn and Faramir and their wives.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Mostly Apples by OldStoneface reviews
Lady Myria LeJean experiences the joys of alcohol. One-shot written for a group "One-Hour Fanfiction" challenge.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2012 - M. LeJean - Complete
The Loneliness of the Fishermouse by Clodia reviews
In 2509, Celebrían wife of Elrond was journeying to Lórien... the rest, everyone knows. But this isn't about her. Not really. What remains for the bereaved but need and anger?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,515 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Carefully Taught by lindahoyland reviews
When Faramir and Aragorn long to escape from daily duties and finally manage to do so, they soon find themselves in a diplomatic situation of mythic proportion. Winner MEFA 2011
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,491 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Awake! by Ragnelle reviews
"And in the end he woke, and see! it was a dream." 2nd place Teitho: "Dreams"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Faramir, Aragorn - Complete
A Collection of Moments by SilverInkblot reviews
A depository of some longer drabbles with special emphasis placed on minor characters. 25: The second stage of the mall life form was the most interesting.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,113 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010
Awakening by lindahoyland reviews
Hidden away on the mountainside, a seed has waited for many generations deep in the earth. Now the time has come for it to emerge into the light.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
The Elven Way by lindahoyland reviews
When Legolas argues with another Elf during the Fellowship's stay in Lothlorien, Pippin is surprised to learn of the way Elves settle disputes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
Fences and Dreams by Larner reviews
As the King considers means by which Arnor might be rid of the wights that haunt Tyrn Gorthad, he finds advice from Tom Bombadil and aid from unexpected sources. Perhaps not banishment, but... My Independence Day offering for 2011.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Beneath the Sickle's Swing by Clodia reviews
A collection of drabbles found in the ruins of Utumno during the years of Melkor's captivity. MEFA 2011 Third Place in Drabble Series: General and a Smaug's Treasure. 6. After the Manner: Orcs, one drabble.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Thuringwethil
Iconographs by SilverInkblot reviews
Random moments, backstories, behind the scenes, and inside the mind of. No pairings, no continuity. This time with contortion, experience, acoustics, stones, and repression.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009
The Ransom at the Redhorn by Thranduil Oropherion Redux reviews
Ever wonder what really happened to Celebrian in that den of orcs? Wonder no longer! With apologies to O. Henry. Rated M for content and naughty language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Celebrian, Orc - Complete
the ice is thin come on dive in by OrHowFar reviews
Stars burn in the sky. Underneath them, three orphans sit and drink around a table. oneshot, post-anh, vague hslo but more triocentric, rated for language
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/30/2011 - [Han S., Leia O.] Luke S. - Complete
Justice is Done by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
A quick one shot set long ago. I do not own the Discworld, I am merely briefly detaining some of its characters.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2011 - "Stoneface" Vimes, Lorenzo the Kind - Complete
The Chimes in the Wind by Vaysh11 reviews
It's an old tradition with the Tooks to gift a new-born child with wind chimes made from coloured glass. Pippin sets out from the Great Smials to bring the Tooks' gift to Sam's newborn daughter Elanor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Peregrin T. - Complete
Or Perchance, When the Last Little Star by Larner reviews
Lynessë of Dol Amroth's mother has ambition for her daughter, who after all is no longer a young girl. But will the silver gown be enough to attract the attention of a lord worthy of Lynessë? A tale that is continuing to grow in the telling to my cons
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,737 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Faramir, Denethor
In Imitation of Apples by Gogol reviews
Chekov crosses paths with a certain pair of immortals relatively early in life.
Crossover - Good Omens & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Aziraphale, P. Chekov - Complete
A Messiah, a demon and a very large door by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Wherein Crowley is inconvenienced and the Messiah solves Hell's overcrowding problem. I own neither Crowley nor Jesus. Please Read and Review.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2010 - A. Crowley
Until We Meet Again by JediMara77 reviews
From the time I read the end of "Dark Force Rising," I knew that Luke and Mara were meant to be together. But it took ten years for them to get together. This story is my canon-compatible answer to the question: "what took so long?"
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,171 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Mara Jade, Luke S. - Complete
Monty Python's 'Two Towers' by Morthoron reviews
Appalling sequel to Monty Python's 'Fellowship of the Ring', disgusting successor to Monty Python's 'The Hobbit', and nearly as famous as Monty Python's 'Not Appearing as a Fan-Fiction Story'. Winner of the coveted 'Necrotic Albatross' Lesion of Honor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,003 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Grace and Memory by Larner reviews
How does one respond when admonished of the White Tree, "but it is only a tree, when all is said and done?" Five vignettes. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010
Bilbo's Shire, A to Z by Larner reviews
A series of drabbles that reflect Bilbo's experiences within the Shire. Dedicated to FrodoSweetStuff and Cathleen. Beta by RiverOtter. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Bilbo B. - Complete
And Miles To Go Before I Sleep, The Remix by Gogol reviews
"Books have weight and density unrelated to their physical realities; in large quantities- their concentrated hope a concentrated mass- they warp the spirit." A look at Aziraphale and Crowley immediately after the burning of the Library of Alexandria.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
A Letter to Gandalf by aitchtee reviews
Prior to the events in 'The Hobbit' Gandalf gets an offer of assistance from a certain S White.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Gandalf - Complete
The Counsels of Men by Thundera Tiger reviews
An answer to a question: Why weren't Legolas and Gimli at the Last Debate? Featuring Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn on the morning after the Battle of the Pelennor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Lord of the Facebook: Return of the Friend Request by aotearoan reviews
The Return of the King told through the characters' Facebook accounts. The third instalment of the Lord of the Facebook Statuses follows on from The Two Notifications and the Fellowship of the Facebook Status . Yes, Tolkien is spinning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
A Beleriand Treasury of Childish Tales by Clodia reviews
A collection of frivolous snippets. Number eight: domestic discontent in Lothlórien. MEFA 2010 Honourable Mention in Genres: Drama: Incomplete for ch.s 1-8.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,809 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009
The Journal of Alatáriel, Missionary by Clodia reviews
Being a fantastical account of the Lady Galadriel's journey to Middle-earth by an unknown author; edited and with critical comments by Erestor and Melinna of Ered Luin; preface by the Lord Celeborn of Lórinand &c. MEFA 2010 Third Place.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,388 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Galadriel, Celeborn - Complete
Full Circle by Vaysh11 reviews
Five times Sam spoke to Frodo after Frodo left for Valinor. seven drabbles
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Samwise G., Frodo B. - Complete
Highway Robbery by Morwen Tindomerel reviews
It's spring in Ankh-Morpork and what you're smelling is *not* love in the air. As usual quite a lot is going on in town; riots in the foreign quarter, a major crime in the works and of course political intrigue. And then there's Carrot's cousin....
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,150 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008
Moments in Time by Larner reviews
To be a repository for one chapter stories that will escape from time to time. Rated for the probability some stories will deal with feelings on death, relationships, suicide, and so on.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 101 - Words: 317,876 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Frodo B. - Complete
A Safe Return by Peregrin Ionad reviews
Legolas returns to Mirkwood after the Ring War.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Monty Python's 'Fellowship of the Ring' by Morthoron reviews
The stunning sequel to Monty Python's The Hobbit. Follow the frenetic folly as the fumbling Frodo is foisted on the fractious Fellowship for a frolicking flit through Middle-earth. Nominated for the 2010 MEFA's in the Tax & Accountancy category.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,384 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Frodo B. - Complete
The World Below the Mists by Thundera Tiger reviews
News of Gandalf's death affected more than just the grieving Fellowship, and early one winter's morning, an eagle came to Imladris bearing dark tidings from Lothlórien. A belated birthday present for Nieriel Raina.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,453 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Glorfindel, Erestor, Elrond - Complete
The Lord of the Facebook: The Two Notifications by aotearoan reviews
LOTR's The Two Towers, told through the characters' facebook accounts. A continuation of The Fellowship of the Facebook Status Updates by sweetypie15. Same author, but posted under a different account. UPDATE: Return of the Friend Request now up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
The Shadow of the Past by lindahoyland reviews
The dead have no power over the living, or do they? A story for Halloween.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Faramir, Denethor - Complete
Sparrows by SilverInkblot reviews
Death has watched and learned, but never understood. Pre - Reaper Man. Oneshot
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Death - Complete
To Represent the Wizzards by aotearoan reviews
Discworld's Rincewind crashes into the Council of Elrond and Does Not Volunteer to join the Fellowship. One-shot. Lord of the Rings Discworld crossover. Honourable mention MEFA awards 2010 thanks people!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Rincewind - Complete
The Fellowship of the Facebook Status by sweetypie15 reviews
LOTR's Fellowship of the Ring told through the characters' facebook statuses. UPDATE: The Two Notifications and The Return of the Friend Request are now up! under Aotearoan for author . Yes, Tolkien is turning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Crossed Paths, Crossed Blades by Kwaj reviews
A knight of Gondor. A Rider of Rohan. A soldier of Harad. An Orc of Mordor. On the fields of Pelennor their lives will cross...as will their swords.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,691 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008
Grower of turnips by Ragnelle reviews
At the Fallows Taran says farewell. Short vingnette, characters: Taran & Coll. My first try in this fandom
Lloyd Alexander - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
Set & Turn Single by maguena1 reviews
Like all young ladies of her time, Georgiana must learn to dance, then keep on learning.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
Recurring Event by Charli800 reviews
Lord Vetinari, patrician of Ankh-Morpork, is not precisely dead, but Sam Vimes has definitely discovered his body. With a history of regicide in the family and a malfunctioning personal disorganiser, Vimes has his hands full.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,401 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
Monty Python's 'The Hobbit' by Morthoron reviews
A perfectly punctuated Python parody of JRR Tolkien's beloved The Hobbit. Join Bilbo Baggins' quest to free Erebor from Smaug the dragon before a lethal strain of comedy kills him. 3RD PLACE, 2009 MEFA AWARDS, with the top two spots left purposely blank.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,214 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bilbo B., Gandalf - Complete
The importance of index cards by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Following a magical accident at the Library, Sergeant A.E. Pessimal of the Watch is sent to where nobody has ever returned alive. Can Pessimal become the first to return from the grip of a denizen of the Dungeon Dimensions? Apologies to H.P. Lovecraft...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Warm Bread by KyMahalei reviews
What is it that feeds the heart? Teitho winner Please review if you can
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Legolas
Conina's Barbarian Hairdressers by A.A. Pessimal reviews
In which Conina and Nijel, from Sourcery, have settled down to run a beauty salon for Ankh-Morpork’s working girls. I plan to use Conina’s as the starting-point for meetings and adventures. Prev. pub. @ livejournal.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2009
A Short Tale of a Tiny Elf by KyMahalei reviews
You never know who you are going to meet on the open road. A Teitho Second Place Winner MEFA 2009 Nomination
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
On the Wings of the Storm by Lialathuveril reviews
The year before the Ring War, Princess Lothiriel of Dol Amroth is sent to Rohan by her father to seek shelter from the storm brewing in Mordor. There she meets Éomer, Third Marshal of the Riddermark. Unfortunately they do not hit it off...at first
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,176 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Goldilocks and the Three Balrogs by Clodia reviews
Ca. 1000 TA, Glorfindel finds himself unexpectedly alive and on a ship to Middle-earth in the company of five not-quite-Men. Where next? Imladris, of course... MEFA 2010 Second Place in Genres: Character Study: Silmarillion.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,647 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Glorfindel - Complete
Entering With Intent by shewhoguards reviews
The Hogfather encounters a slight problem on Hogswatchnight.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Painting by Goonlalagoon reviews
Death gets some paints for Hogswatch. Random one-shot of his thoughts on the matter.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Wherever the Prompt Might Lead by Larner reviews
A series of ficlets for the HASA 2008 Advent Calendar, with a new element daily. bottle, wharf, violin, moon, monkey, fork, hole, lock, sheet, pendant, crystal, cookie, letter, money, tail, chair, bread, seed, peach, snow, rope, boat, baggage, candle
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
The First Snowfall of the Season by Larner reviews
The Valar offer Frodo Baggins a special dream as a midwinter gift one year.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Healing the Healer by lindahoyland reviews
Even the greatest healers sometimes succumb to illness themselves. A story featuring Aragorn,Arwen and Faramir. Teitho "Healing" Challenge - Joint winner.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Hogswatch Dinner by Roruna reviews
Trade with Eruthiel. C'est a one shot. Hogswatch is a time to spend it with people you love. So Vimes spends it with two important women in his life, Sybil Ramkin and Annabel Curry.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
I was by superbanana reviews
I know Iv already posted this but after some reviews thankyou virtella I thought I needed to make some alterations. It's about granny and her memories.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/4/2008
Tales of a Dark Continent by Morthoron reviews
The untold history of the Far-east of Middle-earth as told by the great chronicler of the 4th Age, Greagoir the Scribe, whose life & love is inextricably wound with the shadowy lore of the East. 2009 MEFA AWARDS, 2ND PLACE, DRAMA/GENERAL.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 87,662 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Memories of battle by Ragnelle reviews
Battles comes in many forms, and the memories are not always dark. These are the memories of several characters, with Aragorn as the most prominent. Each vignette will have a different memory, told in first person. MEFAs first place 2009
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - [Aragorn, Arwen U.] Eomer
At The Edge by ScopesMonkey reviews
A small gesture may cost Simon more than what he can pay.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Simon, Kaylee - Complete
Revolutions by dangerousdame reviews
When the revolution had come and gone, Reg was left to do battle with his own memories.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Cold Haven by spacellamaprincess reviews
Gilraen prepares to leave Rivendell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
A Hunting We Will Go by lindahoyland reviews
Aragorn is delighted that Eldarion is now old enough to accompany him and Faramir on a hunting trip and learn how to be a Ranger. A Tale of Telcontar.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Angua Von Uberwald, A Lycanthropic Compromise by Gogol reviews
More angsty snapshots in time, the subject being our very favorite angsty werewolf. Of course. Forgive me. Also, I keep changing the title! Sorry 'bout that.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Mask of virtue by lindahoyland reviews
A dangerous criminal on the loose in Minas Tirith causes problems for Aragorn when he wonders if there is more to the situation than meets the eye.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,464 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Aragorn, Faramir, Ioreth - Complete
Children's Play by Charli800 reviews
A brief look at the play of some adventurous young hobbits; set a few years before the LOTR quest begins.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Samwise G., Rosie C. - Complete
The King's Folk by Morwen Tindomerel reviews
The good folk of Bree finally discover the truth about the Rangers. Set in the November after the WR. A sort of companion piece to 'Rangers of the North'. Finished.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,460 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Complete
The Vimes Wedding by Roruna reviews
Things can go quite wrong at weddings. Especially this one, the Vimes-Ramkin wedding was the event of the Ankh-Morpork social season. When all was said and done it really was a miracle that the best man didn't lose the ring. Enjoy.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Yule Tales by Pearl Took reviews
A series of stories about Pippin and Faramir of Gondor at various Yuletides while they were growing up. **2008 MEFA Nominated Story**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Faramir, Peregrin T. - Complete
Meant to Be by Pearl Took reviews
Eglantine makes a stuffed toy for Pippin that ends up being a bit more than she knows. **2008 MEFA Nominated Story**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Peregrin T. - Complete
Hope in a Stranger's Guise by Star in Ruin reviews
The thoughts of a young girl in Edoras as the Three Hunters and Gandalf make their way to the halls of Theoden King. Movie-verse. Revised.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Gandalf - Complete
Pebbles in a Pond by Eowyn77 reviews
Eowyn's grand-daughter turns to her in an hour of doubt.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
The Boromir Letters by JustInunotaisho reviews
As the fellowship blunders its way to Mordor, a certain captain of Gondor writes of their exploits to his brother back home. Nonslash. It is complete at last. Disclaimer: Tolkein's not here to sell it, so...nope, I don't own LOTR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Boromir - Complete
Seeking the Sun by lindahoyland reviews
While most of Minas Tirith celebrates the end of the Ring War, one war-wrecked soul is filled with anger toward the new King.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
The Days of Wine and Roses by Peregrin Ionad reviews
My entry for the LOTR Community-Yahoo-group challenge Set the night before Aragorn's coronation, the king-to-be is a little worried, but will good friends, and good wine, make him happier, or just make him panic more?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
A Price above Rubies by lindahoyland reviews
When Aragorn and Arwen's baby daughter takes a fancy to Andúril, the King and Queen have a sleepless night.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
L Space by Goonlalagoon reviews
Inspired by part of the description of L-space in Guards Guards. Set any time, except when the Librarian was human and Rincewind was around.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Pencils by Goonlalagoon reviews
Random story about Drumknott and his rapidly diminishing supply of pencils. Set after Making Money.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Drumknott, Moist von L. - Complete
Star of Hope by lindahoyland reviews
Gilraen recalls a special night when she wished upon a star. Written in honour of Aragorn's birthday.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Aragorn, Gilraen, Arathorn - Complete
The Vase that was Broken by lindahoyland reviews
Aragorn fears Arwen's wrath after he and Eldarion have a mishap.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Waterloo by Lady Bluejay reviews
No one who had endured the Siege of Minas Tirith or lived through the Battle of the Pelennor Fields emerged unscathed. Either in mind or body, all were affected in some way. Lothíriel only played a small part but her experiences changed her life. Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,890 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
We Three Kings by Jael the Scribe reviews
Set in the Not Fade Away storyverse, a tale for the holiday season. In winter, Thranduil and two companions spend the night in a stable.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Legolas - Complete
You've Never What? by JustInunotaisho reviews
Bachelor parties for a certain king of Gondor are anything but sane. Who has the most surprises when a game of I Never is combined with a keg? Nonslash and dang proud of it. Formerly on hiatus, now finished with song but not dance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Knew I Love Once? by Thranduil Oropherion Redux reviews
AU, or is it? Legolas and Arwen at the Rath Dinen. Warning for AU, implied slash, and relentless ambiguity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Arwen U., Legolas - Complete
Immortal Tears by Epilachna reviews
A young Eomer has his first encounter with elves and learns that the firstborn are not immune to death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,321 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Eomer, Theodred - Complete
Black Eyes by Lialathuveril reviews
King Éomer of Rohan and Princess Lothiriel of Dol Amroth – surely the perfect political alliance, but what if the lady is not willing and decides to use unconventional means to get out of this arrangement? My second scenario.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,374 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Conversion by Pentangle-linnon reviews
King Elessar. OC. NOT romance. Not everyone in Gondor is a king, steward's son, or mighty captain.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Aragorn - Complete
Wedding Iconographer by Laiqualaurelote reviews
Oneshot, The Truth fic, set in the Times office. Otto accidentally takes a picture and sets some chemistry going. Sometimes, dark light can show the good things.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Complete
So You Want to Write a Tolkien Fanfic? by SickleYield reviews
Humorous guide to writing like a neurotic misogynist Englishman. Not that I think all Englishmen are neurotic misogynists. I freely admit that all the neurotic misogynists I know are American. Complete with one or two expansions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
Comfort Me Not With Cookies by Raksha The Demon reviews
Being the condensed version of an epic tale that I would never, ever write! Faramir Angst! Legolas-passion! A plucky OFC! It's a movie-verse AU parody, for your viewing pleasure. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Faramir - Complete
A Mirkwood Solstice by Thundera Tiger reviews
It's time for the Winter Solstice, and a few of Mirkwood's inhabitants are more than ready to celebrate. Unfortunately, elves are not among them. Featuring Mirkwood's royal family and some familiar faces out of Dol Guldur.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,188 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 1/31/2003 - Legolas, Thranduil, Nazgul - Complete
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Useless Heroes, Uselesser Villains reviews
Considering the lackadaisical approach which is - notwithstanding their dramatic rhetoric - taken by heroes and villains alike, it is astonishing that either side manages to accomplish anything.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,557 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2020 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Complete
Like a Virgin reviews
Lucifer discovers true intimacy.
Lucifer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2020 - Lucifer M., Chloe D. - Complete
My Brightest Star reviews
Lucifer thinks he knows all about his great fall into hell and about the source of all his anger. However, as per usual, he doesn't really understand. Dr Linda has done what she can to help him see the light, but perhaps Lucifer needs to hear it from someone else entirely.
Lucifer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2020 - Lucifer M. - Complete
Ever Since That Night reviews
Nativity plays I wrote for my church. Feel free to use if you wish.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2018 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Complete
Chasms Between the Lines reviews
Sherlock Holmes must tread carefully around Molly Hooper, because time and time again, a chasm opens up under his feet.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/30/2018 - Published: 5/20/2018 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
Answer Me reviews
Sherlock has devised a new method of interrogation, one specifically designed to work on Molly Hooper. (You've guessed it, this is yet another TFP fix.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/16/2018 - Published: 5/11/2018 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] Mrs. Hudson, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
From Florence With Vigorously Repressed Feelings reviews
Phones can be bugged, computers can be hacked. Just how is a dead man going to keep in touch with the woman who matters the most?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/7/2018 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] Mycroft H. - Complete
Snippets From Baker Street reviews
Chapter 5: Note From Home. The Baker Street family has made it a policy to keep no secrets. Little Rosie Watson is a sharp and resilient child, which comes in handy when she has to deal with a less than adequate teacher.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/6/2018 - Published: 4/24/2018 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper, Rosamund W.
Studies in Anthropology reviews
Sherlock is giving Molly the impression that he is playing a game, though he actually has a plan. Unfortunately, his sister's plans cross his in the most inopportune manner. T rated for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2018 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper]
Kairos reviews
Kairos: ancient Greek, meaning "moment of opportunity." Sherlock's kairos has come and he really, really needs to seize it. Something he finds in the ruins of his flat will offer unexpected assistance.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2018 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] John W. - Complete
The Musgrave Phone Call reviews
Eurus has one last thing to say to Sherlock - and it scares the living daylight out of him.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/30/2018 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] John W., Euros H. - Complete
Amabo reviews
Sherlock peels away the layers of his guarded self and discovers that there is space for...well, for just about everyone.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2018 - Complete
Scrabble reviews
Sometimes the letters are all there but you just can't see the word. Sometimes it takes a genius to point out the obvious.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2018 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] Rosamund W.
The Fifth F reviews
Who says there's only fight or flight? A tongue-in-cheek story in which Molly deals with the Sherrinford aftermath by thinking – pardon the pun – outside the box.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2018 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
Confessions of a Bewildered Genius reviews
After a suitable period of soul searching, Sherlock tries to make things right with Molly, but Molly has some unforeseen insights of her own.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,796 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/17/2018 - Published: 4/14/2018 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper]
Enough is Not Enough reviews
Did Eurus simply bluff in the coffin scenario? Or was her plan far more sinister? What did she mean when she said she wouldn't be so clumsy? Only on his return home does Sherlock realise what may have happened and what surely would have brought his world crushing down.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/5/2018 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
Busy reviews
Sword versus scissors, lance versus needle - in a battle of wits between Camelot's most nonchalant knight and its most competent dressmaker, who will prevail?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,126 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2017 - Gwaine, OC - Complete
Hunter reviews
The Serenity crew have landed themselves a job that seems sedate and even legal. However, when they discover uninvited guests on board, they have to revise their plans and one thing leads to another. Canon characters and pairings. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,825 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 8/27/2015 - Complete
Can't Abide His Virtue reviews
At an early age, Mara Jade had learned to harden her heart and live on a diet of callousness and cynicism. No wonder Luke Skywalker's boundless benevolence irks her. Or maybe she just wishes that his kindness to her was a little more personal...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2016 - [Luke S., Mara Jade] - Complete
Second Chance reviews
Guy of Gisburne's cruelty and rages are palpably the actions of a broken and deeply unhappy man. Imagine circumstances under which he could delve into the abyss of his own heart and seek healing. Is Guy saveable? Somebody is trying to find out.
Robin of Sherwood - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,480 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Complete
Time To Get Decent reviews
With four young-ish men on board Serenity, and far out in space away from all human amenities, Mal depends on a certain female on board to provide a crucial service.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Mal, Kaylee, Jayne, Simon - Complete
Pebbles From Arda reviews
A collection of shorter stories. Chapter 17: "The Tale of Arwen and Aragorn Part II" - a silly take on royal weddings. Ch 18: Rambling at Dol Amroth, a B2MEME photo prompt response.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,124 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Arwen U., Faramir
What They Don't Teach You reviews
A recent convert to Firefly, I felt I couldn't continue with life as usual before I had written my own piece of Kaylee/Simon fluff. Health warning for excessive fluffiness. Beware the fluff. Yeah. You have been warned.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2015 - [Kaylee, Simon] - Complete
Ptribute to Pterry reviews
All stories have to happen somewhere. And so it emerges...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Complete
One True Love reviews
Based on George Eliot's "The Mill on the Floss" - A letter I wish Maggie Tulliver had written to Philip Wakem.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Complete
Jaded Amber reviews
Elboron finds a fascinating stone at the beach, but Eowyn is not in a frame of mind to rejoice in his discovery.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Eowyn - Complete
The Kuiper Belt Deception reviews
A woman appears in Raj's office with naive questions about astrophysics. She seems nice enough, but Howard finds her suspicious. Is she a spy - or worse?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Rajesh K., Howard W. - Complete
Olive reviews
The daughter of a wealthy Esgaroth merchant finds her life changed by encounters with the mysterious Elven King - but not all is as it seems.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Thranduil - Complete
Frozen Last Words reviews
A complementary piece for Ursula Le Guin's short story "The Seasons of the Ansarac" from "Changing Planes."
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
Orcs At Home reviews
A bizarre encounter of two sets of characters from two totally different stories of mine - Orcs At School and Truth Be Told.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
Ladies' Guide To The Disc's Eligible Bachelors reviews
A handy guide for ladies seeking that little something Roundworld bachelors just can't provide.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Complete
Dancing Lessons reviews
After Lothíriel has dished up chilli paste and Éomer is nearly choking, where can the two go from here?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
On the Shores of a Turquoise Lake reviews
So just what happened to the Entwives? Here's one scenario.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Complete
And The Word Became Flesh reviews
A Christmas story starring a mature Charlotte Collins.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Charlotte, Mr. Collins - Complete
Who's Afraid Of The Knockerman? reviews
Cuddy is trapped after a mine accident.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Cuddy - Complete
Lobelia Sackville Baggins Is Dead reviews
A Shire Murder Mystery in three parts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Samwise G., Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Domestic Encounters reviews
On a quiet morning in Netherfield, Elizabeth is at a loose end and goes exploring.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete
While the Candles Burn reviews
Aragorn is late and Arwen knows she ought to be fretting...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Arwen U., Aragorn - Complete
Impossibly Blue reviews
Aragorn planted the White Tree of Gondor. Five hundred years later, it receives a very unexpected visitor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Complete
Passing Grace reviews
They said she was a sorceress, evil perhaps, uncanny for certain. But now Galadriel has come to Edoras and little minds are buzzing. MEFA 2010 First Place.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Galadriel - Complete
Truth Be Told reviews
Déoric, the newly appointed Chronicler of the Mark, is faced with new challenges. When he finds that not all is truth that the Eorlingas hold to be true, will his break with Éomer end his career? MEFA 2010 First Place.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 82,329 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Meriadoc B., Eowyn, Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Orcs At School reviews
Because little orcs need to learn, too. MEFA 2010 First Place.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
A Memorable Hat for an Instantly Forgettable Head reviews
A moderately amusing childhood story about Guess Who.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
Ladies' Guide To Middleearth's Eligible Bachelors reviews
Does exactly what it says on the tin. Volume II now available - more bachelors, more chances! MEFA 2010 First Place.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Aragorn - Complete
Seven Projects of B S Johnson reviews
The title says it all, really.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/19/2009 - "Bloody Stupid" Johnson - Complete
The Return of the ? reviews
The Vetinaris are back in Ankh-Morpork and Havelock wants his chair back, but Downey is stubbornly sitting on it. Will one of them kill the other? Will Angelina get to eat figgins? And what other calamities will befall? Sequel to The Vetissey
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,820 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Moist von L., Sybil R., Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
A Strange Case Of Magical Inheritance reviews
Fifteen years onwards, Magrat is still the butt of the joke - or so it seems.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Magrat, Verence II - Complete
First Glimpse reviews
Mr Knightley has a surprise in store for his wife.
Emma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Worse Than The Witch King reviews
There are certain old customs in Gondor of which Éowyn cannot approve. Unfortunately, one of them concerns her wedding... MEFA 2009 First Place
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,475 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Three Servants reviews
On the day she departs from Lambton, three servants indulge in musings about Elizabeth Bennet.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Elizabeth - Complete
The Measure Of A Man reviews
Déoric has lost a leg and his best friend on the Pelennor. He is set to lose even more after his return home, but Éomer discovers the young man's unusual talent. A coming-of-age story. MEFA 2009 First Place
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,822 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - [Eomer, Lothíriel] Meriadoc B., Eowyn - Complete
The Vetissey reviews
Through the petty revenge of a jilted opera singer, Lord Vetinari and his new wife find themselves lost at sea. It looks fishy, and Vimes decides to find out the truth. Sequel to A Winter's Tale, set post-MM.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,863 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
Lydia Gets Lost reviews
A wandering shop drops Lydia Bennet into Ankh-Morpork, where she encounters - gasp! - a man in uniform. Jane Austen/Discworld crossover, written for Rowena DeVandal's 1000 Words Or Less Challenge.
Crossover - Discworld & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Carrot - Complete
Lines reviews
A lady discovers an unwelcome change in her mirror image. Who she is and what else distresses her is for the reader to find out.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
A Week In The Life Of A Simian Bibliophile reviews
L-Space: The final frontier. These are the adventures of the individual formerly called Dr Horace Worblehat, now simply known as The Librarian. He's lost something and needs to get it back.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - The Librarian - Complete
Eight Elven Cloaks reviews
Galadriel has a special assignment for her maidens. As the famous eight elven cloaks are made, the maidens reflect on each member of the fellowship in turn and decide on a blessing for each cloak. 2008 MC Awards: Best Fellowship. MEFA 2009 First Place
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Galadriel - Complete
Falling Off Roundworld reviews
After a lengthy session on the lavatory, Rincewind returns to his desk and finds himself confronted with a corpse. Written for Rowena DeVandal's One Thousand Words Or Less Challenge.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Rincewind, Vetinari - Complete
Elevator Malfunction reviews
A bout of silliness prompted me to dream up my own idiosyncratic self-insert drop-in story. You may find it moderately amusing. Fangirls: It's got Legolas in it! Flamers: Please flame, it's got a Mary Sue!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Gandalf, Aragorn - Complete
Mrs Maggot Gives Directions reviews
From the start, Frodo's quest stood on the edge of a knife. He might not have made it to Bucklebury Ferry, had it not been for the quick thinking of a farmer's wife. A look at how an ordinary hobbit is faced with the shadow. MEFA 2009 First Place
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Dwarf Fashions reviews
Just a bit of fun: Ioreth and her country-bumpkin cousin have a peculiar encounter of the Pratchettian kind in the streets of Minas Tirith. MEFA 2010 Third Place.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Angua Loses It reviews
Moonlight, a random discharge of magic and a little switch. Written for Rowena DeVandal's One Thousand Words Or Less Challenge.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Angua - Complete
Tales of Promise reviews
The end of the war has opened up new prospects for many. A counterpart to The Unsung Sorrow. 2008 MEFA 2nd place in combination with The Unsung Sorrow
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Verity Pushpram's Diary reviews
A Nobbymance. Need I say more?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Verity P., Nobby N. - Complete
The Unsung Sorrow reviews
The War of the Ring is over, but all is not well. A look at the losses of the unnamed and unknown. 2008 MEFA 2nd place in combination with Tales of Promise
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
A Winter's Tale reviews
Pride & Petri dishes! It is a case of Pterry-meets-Jane-Austen when a genteel but naive alchemist comes to Ankh-Morpork and Vetinari discovers his Darcy side. Canon compatible up to Making Money. Cover Art by Dark Tari.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,291 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Vetinari, Drumknott - Complete
A Surprise For Mr Boot reviews
Just a bit of fun, inspired by a footnote. How did Denephew Boot get his name?
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
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