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Joined 02-19-08, id: 1504263, Profile Updated: 07-21-12
Author has written 43 stories for Discworld, Lord of the Rings, Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Misc. Books, and Big Bang Theory.

Hi, I'm Virtuella - well, not really, but it's a cool internet name, you must admit. I am a middle-aged special needs teacher, born and raised in Germany, but transported to Scotland by the lures of Very Attractive Scotsman Who Was Brave Enough To Marry Me. I have two children of primary school age, theological, political and feminist Views, and a permanent crush on Lord Vetinari. My favourite haunts on ffn are the Discworld and LOTR fandoms. Those who share my soft spot for His Lordship might enjoy the collection of Vetinari stories in my C2 The Vetinari Files. If you crave Vetimance, try A Winter's Tale, it is really rather good, though I say so myself. ;-) There are two sequels to it, The Vetissey and The Return of the...? The sequel to The Measure of a Man, Truth Be Told is now complete

I have created another C2 called Young Talent in which I showcase quality stories by authors under eighteen.

English is not my native language, and though I make an effort to get it right, some errors may remain. Most of my stories are proofread by my husband, and some have had the advantage of a good beta. If you notice something we have overlooked, please let me know. I virtually always reply to reviews, so if you haven't had a review reply from me, the system has probably eaten it.

A delightful rendition of my OC Angelina has been created by DarkTari and can be seen here: http://darktari.deviantart.com/art/Angelina-Winter-121873883 . Thanks so very much, DarkTari!


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Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,458 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 15h ago - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
Beneath Strange Stars by Larner reviews
A collection of stories that do not focus directly on the Fellowship and its times.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,853 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 11/4/2010
The Steward's Blessing by lindahoyland reviews
Faramir receives a special gift from Sam.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/6 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Fire in the Blood by lindahoyland reviews
After spending some time with Frodo, Aragorn and Arwen face temptation.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
From Wilderness to Cities White by Larner reviews
A collection of stories featuring the Fellowship and the world they inhabited.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 69,318 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/21/2010
Not the Beard! by aotearoan reviews
Beards, and their impact on various members of the Fellowship. Ch 4: Teenage Aragorn comes to terms with his difference from the Rivendell elves, but can they? Ch 3: Young Gimli meets a human... something is missing. Ch 2: Young hobbits meet the mysterious Gandalf. Havoc is wreaked. Ch 1: A terrifying ordeal for a young Legolas (also starring Thranduil).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli
Not Gonna Happens by Larner reviews
The Lord of the Rings meets Jasper Fforde? A collection of stories that haven't happened, thank Eru.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,104 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/20/2007
In Empty Lands by Larner reviews
To reflect the experiences of the Fellowship, mostly as seen through the eyes of Boromir, son of Denethor. Title taken from the lament sung by Aragorn and Legolas as Boromir's funeral boat is committed to Rauros Falls and the river.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,665 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Boromir
Collective Nouns by aotearoan reviews
Ever wanted to know what the collective noun was for a group of Gondorians? So has Merry. A light-hearted little fic in which Merry asks Gandalf some questions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Gandalf, Meriadoc B. - Complete
Not Like Lúthien by lindahoyland reviews
Arwen is weary of being compared to Lúthien. Written for the "Teitho" "History Repeating Itself" challenge where it was placed third. With thanks to Deandra.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
The Hobbit on Facebook by aotearoan reviews
What happened before the Lord of the Rings characters joined Facebook? Fifty years before, when Facebook was still new and exclusive, Bilbo Baggins made an account... Prequel to Fellowship of the Facebook/Two Notifications/Return of the Friend Request
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Bilbo B., Gandalf
A Night at the Silver Crown by lindahoyland reviews
Aragorn and Faramir encounter a mysterious bartender, an inquisitive girl, and a remarkable cat at their favourite tavern.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Hermione G., Aragorn
Hauntlets by aotearoan reviews
Boromir is dead. Aragorn takes something to remember him by... a short and rather silly fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Lion and his Lady by Lialathuveril reviews
How did Éomer of Rohan meet his wife? This is a series of oneshots describing different scenarios, some long some short, some serious some less so. No connection with each other or any of my other stories. Number 7: Equine Royalty
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,664 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Golden Flower by Ellynn reviews
While on a trip in Ithilien, Legolas meets someone special, and tries to save her life. Third place on July Teitho contest, theme "Stars".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Legolas - Complete
The Light Bearer by lindahoyland reviews
The Lord of Pinnath Gelin asks a favour of Aragorn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Beruthiel, A Love Story by Jael the Scribe reviews
Not your average Legomance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Manners maketh Man by lindahoyland reviews
A visiting ruler causes headaches for Aragorn and Faramir and their wives.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Mostly Apples by OldStoneface reviews
Lady Myria LeJean experiences the joys of alcohol. One-shot written for a group "One-Hour Fanfiction" challenge.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2012 - M. LeJean - Complete
The Loneliness of the Fishermouse by Clodia reviews
In 2509, Celebrían wife of Elrond was journeying to Lórien... the rest, everyone knows. But this isn't about her. Not really. What remains for the bereaved but need and anger?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,515 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Carefully Taught by lindahoyland reviews
When Faramir and Aragorn long to escape from daily duties and finally manage to do so, they soon find themselves in a diplomatic situation of mythic proportion. Winner MEFA 2011
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,491 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Awake! by Ragnelle reviews
"And in the end he woke, and see! it was a dream." 2nd place Teitho: "Dreams"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Faramir, Aragorn - Complete
A Collection of Moments by SilverInkblot reviews
A depository of some longer drabbles with special emphasis placed on minor characters. 25: The second stage of the mall life form was the most interesting.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,113 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010
Awakening by lindahoyland reviews
Hidden away on the mountainside, a seed has waited for many generations deep in the earth. Now the time has come for it to emerge into the light.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
The Elven Way by lindahoyland reviews
When Legolas argues with another Elf during the Fellowship's stay in Lothlorien, Pippin is surprised to learn of the way Elves settle disputes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
Fences and Dreams by Larner reviews
As the King considers means by which Arnor might be rid of the wights that haunt Tyrn Gorthad, he finds advice from Tom Bombadil and aid from unexpected sources. Perhaps not banishment, but... My Independence Day offering for 2011.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Beneath the Sickle's Swing by Clodia reviews
A collection of drabbles found in the ruins of Utumno during the years of Melkor's captivity. MEFA 2011 Third Place in Drabble Series: General and a Smaug's Treasure. 6. After the Manner: Orcs, one drabble.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Thuringwethil
Iconographs by SilverInkblot reviews
Random moments, backstories, behind the scenes, and inside the mind of. No pairings, no continuity. This time with contortion, experience, acoustics, stones, and repression.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009
The Ransom at the Redhorn by Thranduil Oropherion Redux reviews
Ever wonder what really happened to Celebrian in that den of orcs? Wonder no longer! With apologies to O. Henry. Rated M for content and naughty language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Celebrian, Orc - Complete
Justice is Done by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
A quick one shot set long ago. I do not own the Discworld, I am merely briefly detaining some of its characters.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2011 - "Stoneface" Vimes, Lorenzo the Kind - Complete
The Chimes in the Wind by Vaysh11 reviews
It's an old tradition with the Tooks to gift a new-born child with wind chimes made from coloured glass. Pippin sets out from the Great Smials to bring the Tooks' gift to Sam's newborn daughter Elanor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Peregrin T. - Complete
Or Perchance, When the Last Little Star by Larner reviews
Lynessë of Dol Amroth's mother has ambition for her daughter, who after all is no longer a young girl. But will the silver gown be enough to attract the attention of a lord worthy of Lynessë? A tale that is continuing to grow in the telling to my cons
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,737 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Faramir, Denethor
In Imitation of Apples by Gogol reviews
Chekov crosses paths with a certain pair of immortals relatively early in life.
Crossover - Good Omens & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Aziraphale, P. Chekov - Complete
A Messiah, a demon and a very large door by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Wherein Crowley is inconvenienced and the Messiah solves Hell's overcrowding problem. I own neither Crowley nor Jesus. Please Read and Review.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/23/2010 - A. Crowley
Monty Python's 'Two Towers' by Morthoron reviews
Appalling sequel to Monty Python's 'Fellowship of the Ring', disgusting successor to Monty Python's 'The Hobbit', and nearly as famous as Monty Python's 'Not Appearing as a Fan-Fiction Story'. Winner of the coveted 'Necrotic Albatross' Lesion of Honor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,003 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Grace and Memory by Larner reviews
How does one respond when admonished of the White Tree, "but it is only a tree, when all is said and done?" Five vignettes. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010
Bilbo's Shire, A to Z by Larner reviews
A series of drabbles that reflect Bilbo's experiences within the Shire. Dedicated to FrodoSweetStuff and Cathleen. Beta by RiverOtter. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Bilbo B. - Complete
And Miles To Go Before I Sleep, The Remix by Gogol reviews
"Books have weight and density unrelated to their physical realities; in large quantities- their concentrated hope a concentrated mass- they warp the spirit." A look at Aziraphale and Crowley immediately after the burning of the Library of Alexandria.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
A Letter to Gandalf by aitchtee reviews
Prior to the events in 'The Hobbit' Gandalf gets an offer of assistance from a certain S White.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Gandalf - Complete
The Counsels of Men by Thundera Tiger reviews
An answer to a question: Why weren't Legolas and Gimli at the Last Debate? Featuring Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn on the morning after the Battle of the Pelennor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Lord of the Facebook: Return of the Friend Request by aotearoan reviews
The Return of the King told through the characters' Facebook accounts. The third instalment of the Lord of the Facebook Statuses follows on from The Two Notifications and the Fellowship of the Facebook Status . Yes, Tolkien is spinning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
A Beleriand Treasury of Childish Tales by Clodia reviews
A collection of frivolous snippets. Number eight: domestic discontent in Lothlórien. MEFA 2010 Honourable Mention in Genres: Drama: Incomplete for ch.s 1-8.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,809 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009
The Journal of Alatáriel, Missionary by Clodia reviews
Being a fantastical account of the Lady Galadriel's journey to Middle-earth by an unknown author; edited and with critical comments by Erestor and Melinna of Ered Luin; preface by the Lord Celeborn of Lórinand &c. MEFA 2010 Third Place.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,388 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Galadriel, Celeborn - Complete
Full Circle by Vaysh11 reviews
Five times Sam spoke to Frodo after Frodo left for Valinor. seven drabbles
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Samwise G., Frodo B. - Complete
Highway Robbery by Morwen Tindomerel reviews
It's spring in Ankh-Morpork and what you're smelling is *not* love in the air. As usual quite a lot is going on in town; riots in the foreign quarter, a major crime in the works and of course political intrigue. And then there's Carrot's cousin....
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,150 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008
Moments in Time by Larner reviews
To be a repository for one chapter stories that will escape from time to time. Rated for the probability some stories will deal with feelings on death, relationships, suicide, and so on.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 101 - Words: 317,876 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Frodo B. - Complete
A Safe Return by Peregrin Ionad reviews
Legolas returns to Mirkwood after the Ring War.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Monty Python's 'Fellowship of the Ring' by Morthoron reviews
The stunning sequel to Monty Python's The Hobbit. Follow the frenetic folly as the fumbling Frodo is foisted on the fractious Fellowship for a frolicking flit through Middle-earth. Nominated for the 2010 MEFA's in the Tax & Accountancy category.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,384 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Frodo B. - Complete
The World Below the Mists by Thundera Tiger reviews
News of Gandalf's death affected more than just the grieving Fellowship, and early one winter's morning, an eagle came to Imladris bearing dark tidings from Lothlórien. A belated birthday present for Nieriel Raina.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,453 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Glorfindel, Erestor, Elrond - Complete
The Lord of the Facebook: The Two Notifications by aotearoan reviews
LOTR's The Two Towers, told through the characters' facebook accounts. A continuation of The Fellowship of the Facebook Status Updates by sweetypie15. Same author, but posted under a different account. UPDATE: Return of the Friend Request now up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
The Shadow of the Past by lindahoyland reviews
The dead have no power over the living, or do they? A story for Halloween.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Faramir, Denethor - Complete
Sparrows by SilverInkblot reviews
Death has watched and learned, but never understood. Pre - Reaper Man. Oneshot
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Death - Complete
To Represent the Wizzards by aotearoan reviews
Discworld's Rincewind crashes into the Council of Elrond and Does Not Volunteer to join the Fellowship. One-shot. Lord of the Rings Discworld crossover. Honourable mention MEFA awards 2010 thanks people!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Rincewind - Complete
The Fellowship of the Facebook Status by sweetypie15 reviews
LOTR's Fellowship of the Ring told through the characters' facebook statuses. UPDATE: The Two Notifications and The Return of the Friend Request are now up! under Aotearoan for author . Yes, Tolkien is turning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Crossed Paths, Crossed Blades by Kwaj reviews
A knight of Gondor. A Rider of Rohan. A soldier of Harad. An Orc of Mordor. On the fields of Pelennor their lives will cross...as will their swords.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,691 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008
Grower of turnips by Ragnelle reviews
At the Fallows Taran says farewell. Short vingnette, characters: Taran & Coll. My first try in this fandom
Lloyd Alexander - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
Set & Turn Single by maguena1 reviews
Like all young ladies of her time, Georgiana must learn to dance, then keep on learning.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
Recurring Event by Charli800 reviews
Lord Vetinari, patrician of Ankh-Morpork, is not precisely dead, but Sam Vimes has definitely discovered his body. With a history of regicide in the family and a malfunctioning personal disorganiser, Vimes has his hands full.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,401 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
Monty Python's 'The Hobbit' by Morthoron reviews
A perfectly punctuated Python parody of JRR Tolkien's beloved The Hobbit. Join Bilbo Baggins' quest to free Erebor from Smaug the dragon before a lethal strain of comedy kills him. 3RD PLACE, 2009 MEFA AWARDS, with the top two spots left purposely blank.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,214 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bilbo B., Gandalf - Complete
The importance of index cards by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Following a magical accident at the Library, Sergeant A.E. Pessimal of the Watch is sent to where nobody has ever returned alive. Can Pessimal become the first to return from the grip of a denizen of the Dungeon Dimensions? Apologies to H.P. Lovecraft...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Warm Bread by KyMahalei reviews
What is it that feeds the heart? Teitho winner Please review if you can
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Legolas
Conina's Barbarian Hairdressers by A.A. Pessimal reviews
In which Conina and Nijel, from Sourcery, have settled down to run a beauty salon for Ankh-Morpork’s working girls. I plan to use Conina’s as the starting-point for meetings and adventures. Prev. pub. @ livejournal.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2009
A Short Tale of a Tiny Elf by KyMahalei reviews
You never know who you are going to meet on the open road. A Teitho Second Place Winner MEFA 2009 Nomination
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
On the Wings of the Storm by Lialathuveril reviews
The year before the Ring War, Princess Lothiriel of Dol Amroth is sent to Rohan by her father to seek shelter from the storm brewing in Mordor. There she meets Éomer, Third Marshal of the Riddermark. Unfortunately they do not hit it off...at first
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,080 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Goldilocks and the Three Balrogs by Clodia reviews
Ca. 1000 TA, Glorfindel finds himself unexpectedly alive and on a ship to Middle-earth in the company of five not-quite-Men. Where next? Imladris, of course... MEFA 2010 Second Place in Genres: Character Study: Silmarillion.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,647 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Glorfindel - Complete
Entering With Intent by shewhoguards reviews
The Hogfather encounters a slight problem on Hogswatchnight.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Painting by Goonlalagoon reviews
Death gets some paints for Hogswatch. Random one-shot of his thoughts on the matter.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Wherever the Prompt Might Lead by Larner reviews
A series of ficlets for the HASA 2008 Advent Calendar, with a new element daily. bottle, wharf, violin, moon, monkey, fork, hole, lock, sheet, pendant, crystal, cookie, letter, money, tail, chair, bread, seed, peach, snow, rope, boat, baggage, candle
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
The First Snowfall of the Season by Larner reviews
The Valar offer Frodo Baggins a special dream as a midwinter gift one year.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Healing the Healer by lindahoyland reviews
Even the greatest healers sometimes succumb to illness themselves. A story featuring Aragorn,Arwen and Faramir. Teitho "Healing" Challenge - Joint winner.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Hogswatch Dinner by Roruna reviews
Trade with Eruthiel. C'est a one shot. Hogswatch is a time to spend it with people you love. So Vimes spends it with two important women in his life, Sybil Ramkin and Annabel Curry.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
I was by superbanana reviews
I know Iv already posted this but after some reviews thankyou virtella I thought I needed to make some alterations. It's about granny and her memories.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/4/2008
Tales of a Dark Continent by Morthoron reviews
The untold history of the Far-east of Middle-earth as told by the great chronicler of the 4th Age, Greagoir the Scribe, whose life & love is inextricably wound with the shadowy lore of the East. 2009 MEFA AWARDS, 2ND PLACE, DRAMA/GENERAL.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 87,662 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Memories of battle by Ragnelle reviews
Battles comes in many forms, and the memories are not always dark. These are the memories of several characters, with Aragorn as the most prominent. Each vignette will have a different memory, told in first person. MEFAs first place 2009
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Aragorn
Revolutions by dangerousdame reviews
When the revolution had come and gone, Reg was left to do battle with his own memories.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Cold Haven by spacellamaprincess reviews
Gilraen prepares to leave Rivendell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
A Hunting We Will Go by lindahoyland reviews
Aragorn is delighted that Eldarion is now old enough to accompany him and Faramir on a hunting trip and learn how to be a Ranger. A Tale of Telcontar.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Angua Von Uberwald, A Lycanthropic Compromise by Gogol reviews
More angsty snapshots in time, the subject being our very favorite angsty werewolf. Of course. Forgive me. Also, I keep changing the title! Sorry 'bout that.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Mask of virtue by lindahoyland reviews
A dangerous criminal on the loose in Minas Tirith causes problems for Aragorn when he wonders if there is more to the situation than meets the eye.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,464 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Children's Play by Charli800 reviews
A brief look at the play of some adventurous young hobbits; set a few years before the LOTR quest begins.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Samwise G., Rosie C. - Complete
The King's Folk by Morwen Tindomerel reviews
The good folk of Bree finally discover the truth about the Rangers. Set in the November after the WR. A sort of companion piece to 'Rangers of the North'. Finished.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,460 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Complete
The Vimes Wedding by Roruna reviews
Things can go quite wrong at weddings. Especially this one, the Vimes-Ramkin wedding was the event of the Ankh-Morpork social season. When all was said and done it really was a miracle that the best man didn't lose the ring. Enjoy.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Yule Tales by Pearl Took reviews
A series of stories about Pippin and Faramir of Gondor at various Yuletides while they were growing up. **2008 MEFA Nominated Story**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Faramir, Peregrin T. - Complete
Meant to Be by Pearl Took reviews
Eglantine makes a stuffed toy for Pippin that ends up being a bit more than she knows. **2008 MEFA Nominated Story**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Peregrin T. - Complete
Hope in a Stranger's Guise by Star in Ruin reviews
The thoughts of a young girl in Edoras as the Three Hunters and Gandalf make their way to the halls of Theoden King. Movie-verse. Revised.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Gandalf - Complete
Pebbles in a Pond by Eowyn77 reviews
Eowyn's grand-daughter turns to her in an hour of doubt.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
The Boromir Letters by JustInunotaisho reviews
As the fellowship blunders its way to Mordor, a certain captain of Gondor writes of their exploits to his brother back home. Nonslash. It is complete at last. Disclaimer: Tolkein's not here to sell it, so...nope, I don't own LOTR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Boromir - Complete
Seeking the Sun by lindahoyland reviews
While most of Minas Tirith celebrates the end of the Ring War, one war-wrecked soul is filled with anger toward the new King.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
The Days of Wine and Roses by Peregrin Ionad reviews
My entry for the LOTR Community-Yahoo-group challenge Set the night before Aragorn's coronation, the king-to-be is a little worried, but will good friends, and good wine, make him happier, or just make him panic more?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
A Price above Rubies by lindahoyland reviews
When Aragorn and Arwen's baby daughter takes a fancy to Andúril, the King and Queen have a sleepless night.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
L Space by Goonlalagoon reviews
Inspired by part of the description of L-space in Guards Guards. Set any time, except when the Librarian was human and Rincewind was around.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Pencils by Goonlalagoon reviews
Random story about Drumknott and his rapidly diminishing supply of pencils. Set after Making Money.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Drumknott, Moist von L. - Complete
Star of Hope by lindahoyland reviews
Gilraen recalls a special night when she wished upon a star. Written in honour of Aragorn's birthday.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Aragorn, Gilraen - Complete
The Vase that was Broken by lindahoyland reviews
Aragorn fears Arwen's wrath after he and Eldarion have a mishap.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Waterloo by Lady Bluejay reviews
No one who had endured the Siege of Minas Tirith or lived through the Battle of the Pelennor Fields emerged unscathed. Either in mind or body, all were affected in some way. Lothíriel only played a small part but her experiences changed her life. Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,890 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
We Three Kings by Jael the Scribe reviews
Set in the Not Fade Away storyverse, a tale for the holiday season. In winter, Thranduil and two companions spend the night in a stable.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Legolas - Complete
You've Never What? by JustInunotaisho reviews
Bachelor parties for a certain king of Gondor are anything but sane. Who has the most surprises when a game of I Never is combined with a keg? Nonslash and dang proud of it. Formerly on hiatus, now finished with song but not dance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Knew I Love Once? by Thranduil Oropherion Redux reviews
AU, or is it? Legolas and Arwen at the Rath Dinen. Warning for AU, implied slash, and relentless ambiguity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Arwen U., Legolas - Complete
Immortal Tears by Epilachna reviews
A young Eomer has his first encounter with elves and learns that the Firstborn are not immune to death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Eomer, Theodred - Complete
Black Eyes by Lialathuveril reviews
King Éomer of Rohan and Princess Lothiriel of Dol Amroth – surely the perfect political alliance, but what if the lady is not willing and decides to use unconventional means to get out of this arrangement? My second scenario.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,275 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Conversion by Pentangle-linnon reviews
King Elessar. OC. NOT romance. Not everyone in Gondor is a king, steward's son, or mighty captain.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Aragorn - Complete
Wedding Iconographer by Laiqualaurelote reviews
Oneshot, The Truth fic, set in the Times office. Otto accidentally takes a picture and sets some chemistry going. Sometimes, dark light can show the good things.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Complete
So You Want to Write a Tolkien Fanfic? by SickleYield reviews
Humorous guide to writing like a neurotic misogynist Englishman. Not that I think all Englishmen are neurotic misogynists. I freely admit that all the neurotic misogynists I know are American. Complete with one or two expansions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
Comfort Me Not With Cookies by Raksha The Demon reviews
Being the condensed version of an epic tale that I would never, ever write! Faramir Angst! Legolas-passion! A plucky OFC! It's a movie-verse AU parody, for your viewing pleasure. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Faramir - Complete
A Mirkwood Solstice by Thundera Tiger reviews
It's time for the Winter Solstice, and a few of Mirkwood's inhabitants are more than ready to celebrate. Unfortunately, elves are not among them. Featuring Mirkwood's royal family and some familiar faces out of Dol Guldur.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,188 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 1/31/2003 - Legolas, Thranduil, Nazgul - Complete
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One True Love reviews
Based on George Eliot's "The Mill on the Floss" - A letter I wish Maggie Tulliver had written to Philip Wakem.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Complete
Jaded Amber reviews
Elboron finds a fascinating stone at the beach, but Eowyn is not in a frame of mind to rejoice in his discovery.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Eowyn - Complete
Pebbles From Arda reviews
A collection of shorter stories. Chapter 16: "Come May" - and the world is changing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,371 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Gandalf, Radagast
The Kuiper Belt Deception reviews
A woman appears in Raj's office with naive questions about astrophysics. She seems nice enough, but Howard finds her suspicious. Is she a spy - or worse?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Rajesh K., Howard W. - Complete
Olive reviews
The daughter of a wealthy Esgaroth merchant finds her life changed by encounters with the mysterious Elven King - but not all is as it seems.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Thranduil - Complete
Frozen Last Words reviews
A complementary piece for Ursula Le Guin's short story "The Seasons of the Ansarac" from "Changing Planes."
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
Orcs At Home reviews
A bizarre encounter of two sets of characters from two totally different stories of mine - Orcs At School and Truth Be Told.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
Ladies' Guide To The Disc's Eligible Bachelors reviews
A handy guide for ladies seeking that little something Roundworld bachelors just can't provide.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Complete
Dancing Lessons reviews
After Lothíriel has dished up chilli paste and Éomer is nearly choking, where can the two go from here?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
On the Shores of a Turquoise Lake reviews
So just what happened to the Entwives? Here's one scenario.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Complete
And The Word Became Flesh reviews
A Christmas story starring a mature Charlotte Collins.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Complete
Who's Afraid Of The Knockerman? reviews
Cuddy is trapped after a mine accident.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Cuddy - Complete
Lobelia Sackville Baggins Is Dead reviews
A Shire Murder Mystery in three parts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Domestic Encounters reviews
On a quiet morning in Netherfield, Elizabeth is at a loose end and goes exploring.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete
While the Candles Burn reviews
Aragorn is late and Arwen knows she ought to be fretting...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Arwen U., Aragorn - Complete
Impossibly Blue reviews
Aragorn planted the White Tree of Gondor. Five hundred years later, it receives a very unexpected visitor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Complete
Passing Grace reviews
They said she was a sorceress, evil perhaps, uncanny for certain. But now Galadriel has come to Edoras and little minds are buzzing. MEFA 2010 First Place.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Galadriel - Complete
Truth Be Told reviews
Déoric, the newly appointed Chronicler of the Mark, is faced with new challenges. When he finds that not all is truth that the Eorlingas hold to be true, will his break with Éomer end his career? MEFA 2010 First Place.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 82,329 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Eomer, Eowyn - Complete
Orcs At School reviews
Because little orcs need to learn, too. MEFA 2010 First Place.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
A Memorable Hat for an Instantly Forgettable Head reviews
A moderately amusing childhood story about Guess Who.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
Ladies' Guide To Middleearth's Eligible Bachelors reviews
Does exactly what it says on the tin. Volume II now available - more bachelors, more chances! MEFA 2010 First Place.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Aragorn - Complete
Seven Projects of B S Johnson reviews
The title says it all, really.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/19/2009 - "Bloody Stupid" Johnson - Complete
The Return of the ? reviews
The Vetinaris are back in Ankh-Morpork and Havelock wants his chair back, but Downey is stubbornly sitting on it. Will one of them kill the other? Will Angelina get to eat figgins? And what other calamities will befall? Sequel to The Vetissey
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,820 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
A Strange Case Of Magical Inheritance reviews
Fifteen years onwards, Magrat is still the butt of the joke - or so it seems.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Magrat, Verence II - Complete
First Glimpse reviews
Mr Knightley has a surprise in store for his wife.
Emma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Worse Than The Witch King reviews
There are certain old customs in Gondor of which Éowyn cannot approve. Unfortunately, one of them concerns her wedding... MEFA 2009 First Place
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,475 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Three Servants reviews
On the day she departs from Lambton, three servants indulge in musings about Elizabeth Bennet.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
The Measure Of A Man reviews
Déoric has lost a leg and his best friend on the Pelennor. He is set to lose even more after his return home, but Éomer discovers the young man's unusual talent. A coming-of-age story. MEFA 2009 First Place
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,822 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Eomer, Eowyn - Complete
The Vetissey reviews
Through the petty revenge of a jilted opera singer, Lord Vetinari and his new wife find themselves lost at sea. It looks fishy, and Vimes decides to find out the truth. Sequel to A Winter's Tale, set post-MM.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,863 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
Lydia Gets Lost reviews
A wandering shop drops Lydia Bennet into Ankh-Morpork, where she encounters - gasp! - a man in uniform. Jane Austen/Discworld crossover, written for Rowena DeVandal's 1000 Words Or Less Challenge.
Crossover - Discworld & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Carrot - Complete
Lines reviews
A lady discovers an unwelcome change in her mirror image. Who she is and what else distresses her is for the reader to find out.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
A Week In The Life Of A Simian Bibliophile reviews
L-Space: The final frontier. These are the adventures of the individual formerly called Dr Horace Worblehat, now simply known as The Librarian. He's lost something and needs to get it back.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - The Librarian - Complete
Eight Elven Cloaks reviews
Galadriel has a special assignment for her maidens. As the famous eight elven cloaks are made, the maidens reflect on each member of the fellowship in turn and decide on a blessing for each cloak. 2008 MC Awards: Best Fellowship. MEFA 2009 First Place
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Galadriel - Complete
Falling Off Roundworld reviews
After a lengthy session on the lavatory, Rincewind returns to his desk and finds himself confronted with a corpse. Written for Rowena DeVandal's One Thousand Words Or Less Challenge.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Rincewind, Vetinari - Complete
Elevator Malfunction reviews
A bout of silliness prompted me to dream up my own idiosyncratic self-insert drop-in story. You may find it moderately amusing. Fangirls: It's got Legolas in it! Flamers: Please flame, it's got a Mary Sue!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Gandalf, Aragorn - Complete
Mrs Maggot Gives Directions reviews
From the start, Frodo's quest stood on the edge of a knife. He might not have made it to Bucklebury Ferry, had it not been for the quick thinking of a farmer's wife. A look at how an ordinary hobbit is faced with the shadow. MEFA 2009 First Place
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Dwarf Fashions reviews
Just a bit of fun: Ioreth and her country-bumpkin cousin have a peculiar encounter of the Pratchettian kind in the streets of Minas Tirith. MEFA 2010 Third Place.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Angua Loses It reviews
Moonlight, a random discharge of magic and a little switch. Written for Rowena DeVandal's One Thousand Words Or Less Challenge.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Angua - Complete
Tales of Promise reviews
The end of the war has opened up new prospects for many. A counterpart to The Unsung Sorrow. 2008 MEFA 2nd place in combination with The Unsung Sorrow
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Verity Pushpram's Diary reviews
A Nobbymance. Need I say more?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Verity P., Nobby N. - Complete
The Unsung Sorrow reviews
The War of the Ring is over, but all is not well. A look at the losses of the unnamed and unknown. 2008 MEFA 2nd place in combination with Tales of Promise
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
A Winter's Tale reviews
Pride & Petri dishes! It is a case of Pterry-meets-Jane-Austen when a genteel but naive alchemist comes to Ankh-Morpork and Vetinari discovers his Darcy side. Canon compatible up to Making Money. Cover Art by Dark Tari.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,291 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Vetinari, Drumknott - Complete
A Surprise For Mr Boot reviews
Just a bit of fun, inspired by a footnote. How did Denephew Boot get his name?
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
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