Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, Vampire Academy, X-overs, and Hobbit.
LOL MY BESTIE WROTE THIS!!
Patty Kirch facts you would know if you were as awesome as her (but lucky for you I’m going to tell you):
she’s my bestie best friend: I’m the penguin to her panda (our spy/super secretive special agent names). lol not so secret anymore...
weirdly afraid of clowns: but I guess not so weird…they are creepy.
she thinks Rosalie (Twilight) and Elena (Vampire Diaries) are totally cool: and I totally get why because she is totally like them (personality wise).
drop dead gorgeous: at least that’s what she says… psh! only cuz its true!!
perfect liar: don’t believe her when she says she can’t dance! ... define dance...
loves to play mind games: wear a mental helmet around her…she’ll plant ideas in your head! yeah. dats wat makes me awesome though! I have mind control without the power.
“She's 18 and a beauty queen (beauty queen/She makes the boys feel so weak (so weak)/It's all for her, or none at all/She'll pick you up just to watch you fall” she loves The Maine (especially Pat) and loves Regeatton (something I will never understand). She says that her theme song is “Pour Some Sugar on Me” BUT we all know is “Bitch” by The Plastiscines.
temper temper temper: don’t get her mad…don’t do that (unless you are suicidal).
she’s the exception not the rule: for a person who is so down to earth she can come out a little spoiled sometimes. i resent the spoiled comment... even though it may b partially true
the most weird, awesome, random, nice, opinioned, fun-loving, unique…person you’ll meet: if she’s in a good mood (or is not hungry or sleepy).
kinda cocky: but she can pull it off without being bitchy…I think. nah im bitchy. n im proud buahahahahaha!
never come between her and Pat Kirch, Eric Northman, Stefan Salvatore or Emmett Cullen and also Dan Hardy (he's a yummy UFC fighter with rock hard abs and a yummy english accent -dreamy sigh-): with her competitive attitude you’ll end up begging for mercy. you've been warned ppl they are mine!
awesome by nature, weird by choice: honestly I don’t think it was much of a choice… nope not a choice at all... but its kewl its kewl. dats wat makes me awesome.
don’t say I didn’t warn you: she may look like an angel but don’t look to deep because if you are looking for evil, you have found it.
if found: she goes by Patico, Patty, Izzy or Patty Kirch but only I can call her that…you may call her “her evilness”.
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Preppy Bella: The Sequel
Bella's jeans and shoes (they're in da same pic)
Day 2- Party!!
THE MAINE SONGS!! =
There are many more songs that are equally as wonderful. Count em one two three is just above!! THESE GUYS ARE SO AMAZING!!