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Author has written 36 stories for Naruto.

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Planned Series [ * = posted ]

Unbound

Prelude : When the Night Time Is Falling [Collective Focus] *

Main Story : I Have Found What I Came For [Naruto & Sasuke Focus]

Main Story : Know That I Will Be Unbound [Hinata Focus]

Main Story : Luck Will Find Me Somehow [Sakura & Kakashi Focus]

Postlude : And the Morrow Is Calling [Collective Focus]

Interludes :

• Nothing Holds Me Back Now [Tsunade Focus]

• Untied I Will Be [Ino Focus]

• Just a Taste and I Want More [Kiba Focus]

• Must Be Some Way of Knowing [Shikamaru Focus]

• Odds Are With Me, I Am Upon My Journey [Gaara Focus]

• Over to the Other Side [Tenten & Lee Focus]

• Mind Is a Flowing, My Body Will Follow [Taka Focus]

• Out There With Me [Sai Focus]

• Open Windows to Jump Through [Kids Focus]

• And Then Why Do I Worry [Collective Focus]

[Reading Guide: Main stories take place simultaneously and can be read in any order, chronology for interludes will be added when they are posted.]

Mosaic Eyes

Mosaic Eyes [Izuna/Tobirama] *

Catching Colours From the Air [Hashirama/Madara/Mito]

A Portrait of a Poison [Naruto/Sasuke]

In the Heart of the Night [Hinata/Itachi]

Quench Your Thirst [Jūgo/Kimimaro]

Mosaic Eyes : Remixed [Collective]

[Reading Guide: Stories are listed chronologically with the exception of Remixed, but can be read in any order. Remixed is a non-linear, non-'canon' compilation of alternate scenes and should only be read once you've read at least one other story in the series.]

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House of Crows by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 400,508 - Reviews: 4992 - Favs: 3,896 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5713 - Favs: 7,035 - Follows: 2,253 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
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Send You Spinning reviews
Every now and then, Sakura gets an itch.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
I Look To You to See the Truth reviews
Post-war, Hinata's life takes a different path and Neji is given the chance to dream.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 7/4 - [Hinata H., Neji H.]
Mosaic Eyes reviews
"Pray she lives." For three days, the future of both clans hangs in the balance of those words. Hashirama's missive, a proposed ceasefire, lies unanswered on the table of Madara's study. The man himself has all but abandoned the room to keep his sister's side. On the third day, her fever breaks, the colour returns to her cheeks, and the wound through her side ceases festering.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,833 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 2/13 - [Izuna U., Tobirama S.] - Complete
Unbound Prelude: When the Night Time Is Falling reviews
When the chaos of war has abated and the dust settles, there's nothing left but rubble and ash. All they can do is rebuild. [A large-scale alternative epilogue.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 2/27 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Mosaic Eyes : Remixed
Alternate scenes from Mosaic Eyes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,043 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 3/1 - [Izuna U., Tobirama S., Madara U.]
Days When the Rain and the Sun Are Gone reviews
It feels good to finally have something to hold over his older brother, right up until it doesn't anymore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,652 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 1/19 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Close
They grapple on the floor, twisting and straining to see who bruises worse, who can do the most damage. It's messy, undignified, and base. Everything Tobirama strives so hard to pull away from, everything Izuna pulls him down to. Kinktober 2021: Day 30
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/30/2021 - Izuna U., Tobirama S. - Complete
Hound
Some days, she's tempted to let the current carry her away. Kinktober 2021: Day 29
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2021 - [Hinata H., Kiba I.] - Complete
Breathe
"I thought maybe you could help me?" Ino pauses, doesn't turn around, but when she speaks there's a slightly winded quality to her voice. Bingo. Kinktober 2021: Day 28
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2021 - [Ino Y., Sakura H.] - Complete
Assist reviews
"Purple really is your colour, you know?" The wet slide of the silicone against his skin really is quite lovely, she thinks. "I hate you so fucking much, you know?" He mimics. She doesn't miss the breathlessness laced throughout the mocking tone. Kinktober 2021: Day 27
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2021 - [Ino Y., Suigetsu H.] - Complete
Spring reviews
Sakura is flush with youth, apologizing for the red stain between her thighs as if it's something to be ashamed of. Kinktober 2021: Day 26
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2021 - [Sakura H., Tsunade S.] - Complete
Warm reviews
They haven't had time to think, let alone have sex, in far too long. Kinktober 2021: Day 25
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/28/2021 - [Asuma S., Kurenai Y.] - Complete
Sweet reviews
Proof that he belongs to them, to himself, before his family, now. Kinktober 2021: Day 24
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2021 - [Neji H., Tenten] - Complete
Sting
Kakuzu isn't a nice man, Hidan wouldn't bother if he were. Kintober 2021: Day 23
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2021 - [Hidan, Kakuzu] - Complete
Dream
Hinata reaches out to pull Sakura close to her with fingers still tingling with pleasure and marvels at the taste of her friend's smile across her lips. Kinktober 2021: Day 22
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2021 - [Hinata H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Melt reviews
The look between them tells him Orochimaru is well aware of what he doesn't say. Kinktober 2021: Day 21
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2021 - [Kabuto Y., Orochimaru] - Complete
Swell
"You like that." It's not a question. "I love it." Lee swears. Kinktober 2021: Day 20
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2021 - [Gaara, Lee R.] - Complete
Embers reviews
Some days it simmers just behind bright eyes, burning so hot he can almost see the embers. Kinktober 2021: Day 19
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2021 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Split reviews
Sakura is more than a little surprised when he brings it up, but she's not disinterested. Quite the opposite, really. Kinktober 2021: Day 18
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2021 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Ease reviews
It is, perhaps, the easiest things have ever been between them. Kinktober 2021: Day 17
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2021 - [Jiraiya, Tsunade S., Orochimaru] - Complete
Strange reviews
She leans back in an impersonation of him so accurate it's almost insulting and laughs. Does he always look so ridiculous? No, he assures himself, she must be doing it wrong. Kinktober 2021: Day 16
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/16/2021 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Outside reviews
It had become a reprieve. A break from himself. Kinktober 2021: Day 15
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2021 - [Kakashi H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Give
Hanabi walks the rest of the way home, infuriatingly unsure as to whether or not a deal has been struck. Kinktober 2021: Day 14
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2021 - [Hanabi H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Open
Soft footfalls approaching the door pull his focus. Kinktober 2021: Day 13
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2021 - [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] - Complete
Sight
Zabuza didn't save him, he created him. Kinktober 2021: Day 12
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2021 - [Haku, Zabuza M.] - Complete
Expose reviews
It's the type of day they haven't had in ages. The type of day they both miss. Kinktober 2021: Day 11
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/11/2021 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Burn reviews
Sooner or later, this will ruin his life. Kinktober 2021: Day 10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2021 - [Kakashi H., Rin, Obito U.] - Complete
Numb
Kimimaro has already lost too much time to have the patience for wondering. Kinktober 2021: Day 09
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2021 - [Kimimaro K., Juugo] - Complete
Toy
Deidara moves to grab at one of his puppets, it grabs him first. Kinktober 2021: Day 08
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2021 - [Sasori, Deidara] - Complete
Belong reviews
Konan and Yahiko have never allowed him to feel unloved. Kinktober 2021: Day 07
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2021 - [Nagato U., Konan, Yahiko] - Complete
Take reviews
There's a black hole where his love should be. It eats up everything it touches and leaves him devoid of everything which has driven him this far. Kinktober 2021: Day 06
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2021 - [Madara U., Hashirama S.] - Complete
Devour
Ino has never been much for domesticity, but she loves a well-executed plan. Kinktober 2021: Day 05
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2021 - [Chōji A., Ino Y.] - Complete
Mend reviews
There's always a part of him, buried deep in his chest, which still rages. What about his time, his life? Who will give back what has already been taken away? Kinktober 2021: Day 04
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2021 - [Neji H., Hinata H.] - Complete
Tame reviews
The thing is Kiba doesn't get hung up. Not over people he's already hooked up with, let alone the ones whose face he hasn't even seen. Kinktober 2021: Day 03
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2021 - [Kiba I., Kankuro] - Complete
Soft
The promise in her voice rings down the hall and Shikamaru tries to tell himself his palms aren't sweating. Kinktober 2021: Day 02
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2021 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] - Complete
Keen reviews
The warmth of a night spent drinking in good company has worn the hard edges from his mind. Kinktober 2021: Day 01
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2021 - [Kakashi H., Gai M.] - Complete