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Joined 02-19-08, id: 1504741, Profile Updated: 01-23-12
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Hi!! This is my profile!! I like exclamation points!! I'm mad because Fanfiction only lets you put two in a row!!

Ok, now that I'm done being obnoxious...

Gender: Female

Age: 16

I tend to write things at 2 in the morning, so don't be surprised if these stories don't make sense.

Pairings:

Fullmetal Alchemist: Royai

Hetalia: USUK, AmeCan, SuFin

Durarara!: CeltyxShinra

Soul Eater: SoulxMaka

Harry Potter: RonxHermione, NevillexLuna

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Fullmetal Lol by Nimrochan reviews
Crackfic parody. Ed is constantly drunk, and Al is generally depressed. Yet both persevere in their quest to restore their bodies through the legendary Internet, a mythical power said to hold unimaginable forces. However, a hidden, stupid evil awaits...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,958 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 3/9/2010
The Selfish Sickness by Positively reviews
Philosophy major Matthew Williams is trying to understand the concept of personal identity. Repressed business major Alfred Jones is determined not to think about his own. This is the story of their journey to self-awareness, acceptance, and love. USCAN
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,098 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Canada, America
To Take a Life by TheSnackThatSmilesBack reviews
Nemesis was two years old when her family was mysteriously murdered. Thirteen years later, the beings that took her in assign her the task of assassinating the Fullmetal Alchemist
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,298 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward E.
Part Right, Half Wrong, a Third Crazy by Save the Rave reviews
AU. Meet Alfred Jones, a fairly questionable socialite. And now meet Matthew Williams, a depressed nobody that's working two and a half jobs to make ends meet and is failing at it. Miserably. This is not going to be pretty. Full summary and warning inside. Humour/Angst/Romance
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 423,076 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - America, Canada
Christmas Carols from the FMA Cast! by iTorchic reviews
Mustang got ran over by a reindeer! Edward singing about killing people? Some three unfortunate soldiers they are, going to arrest an unforgiving scar? What the heck is going here? Oh wait, it's just Christmas in Amestris! Back after spring and summer! D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
Sleep, Little Bird by George deValier reviews
Human AU. Tino, Berwald and Peter are the perfect family. Things like this don't happen to people like them. But when they do, how are they supposed to accept it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 117 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
It's Complicated by Mistress Scribbles reviews
A case leads Sherlock & John to a Holmes family friend's mansion, and to an event in Sherlock's past that he would rather not revisit. S/J friendship/tentative romance; past S/Victor Trevor. Adult situations & language, refs to underage sex & suicide.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,371 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Homewrecker by Croutonic Sarcasm reviews
It hurt when he said he wasn't my wife. I only wanted to show him where I wanted him to be- by my side, forever. SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Wherever You May Go by Verboten Byacolate reviews
USUK. And you wouldn't think this narcissistic buffoon could grow nervous over one late call, would you?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dirty Little Secrets by Gaara's Little Girl reviews
She loses her mother. He loses his freedom. Four lives begin to dance on the winds of chance...or is it destiny? ‘Bright blue eyes shone through the darkness, and a deep chuckle echoed around the room, “Well if it isn’t little Miss Incredible…”' Synlet.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5031 - Favs: 11,579 - Follows: 1,330 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I'll be Your Sky by Tig Oak reviews
AU/Britannia Angel and Alfred/ You be my star, and I'll be your sky, when I turn jet black, and you show off your light, I live to let you shine.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Place Like Home by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Warning: crack, retardedness, and humorEnjoy by anonymous-ninja13 reviews
Humor, crack, awkwardly funny situations. quick little drabble-esque things to read that brighten up your day. Or, at the least, make you laugh. Reviews MUCH appreciated
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009
Christmas Wishes by flying-mint-bunny reviews
Christmas is coming soon, so Finland begins to read all of the "Dear Santa" letters. Being Santa, he can tell what each nation truly wants for Christmas, which is sometimes something that even they don't know themselves! The prompt came from the kink meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Life by Tosa reviews
Drugs, adultery, and death. Misunderstandings, arguments, and a dramatic scene at an airport. In other words, what should be the makings of an epic romance. Should. But this is life, and nothing's ever fair. 3-shot. Complete. AU. FrUK, USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,673 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
I'm, Like, Cupid! by xPaperWingsx reviews
Feliks believes that Tino should start pursuing for a partner, like him and Liet. So he sets up Tino on a blind date never once mentioning that his date was a giant, scary, intimidating male. SuFin, FeliksxToris. Rated T to be safe
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Tightrope by MarshmellowDragon reviews
What if Maka had taken Crona's strike and been infected with the black blood first? When the line between right and wrong suddenly decides to go missing, strength is what you define it to be.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,730 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Maka A.
Standards by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed stared down Winry's date for the night with an appraising look. At last, he cocked an eyebrow and stuck one automail finger in the smug teen's face. "Alright, you lucky bastard. You've met her standards. The question is...can you meet mine?" EdWin!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 109 - Published: 8/8/2010 - [Edward E., Winry R.] - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 2,748 - Follows: 244 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
And In The End by HeyItsMJ reviews
A picture is worth a thousand words. Thirteen moments on film. ***SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 108***
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete
Like Hell I'm On A Talk Show! by MugiChanx reviews
Yuri finds a new way of breaking school rules and regulations - broadcasting an unsupervised talk show! Things could get pretty ugly! See what completely unexpected and retarded things will happen! First Guest: Otonashi.
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Yuri N.
Take Aim by glamaphonic reviews
Riza Hawkeye, before. RoyRiza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Truth or Dare Hetalia Style by Tanya Tsuki reviews
The bosses have decided that the best way to better relations among the Nations is to lock them in a building over night. Bored, our heroes have decided to undertake a game of truth or dare. A full list of pairings and characters is at the beginning.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
BEHEAD HIM by Myth Queen reviews
Uther's reaction to finding out about Merlin's magic, plus other revalations. Morgana/Merlin, Arthur/Gwen. *I take no resposability for any loss of mental facilties that readers may experince in response to reading this crackfic. Written pre-Season 3
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Uther - Complete
What You Make of Family by Brizdyn reviews
Roy is called upon to babysit Elicia when Gracia has an emergency. It's not his idea of a perfect weekend but he steps up to care of a little girl who is in need of a father figure and realizes what he's missing in his life. Royai. Chapter 6 up.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,978 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Roy M., Riza H.
Lucky Number Seven by PrincessGarnet17 reviews
What would happen if the one you loved was the enemy? A Triela X Pinocchio story.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,678 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Complete
Merry Little Christmas by Brizdyn reviews
Roy and Riza are alone working Christmas Eve but skipping out on work for a nightcap is a much better idea. Chapter 2 up, Roy and Riza face their feelings but it's not so easy... RoyAi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Incompetent Matchmakers by Shtuff reviews
The entire mess started with a brilliant idea. At least, according to Lieutenant Jean Havoc it was brilliant. Sergeant Major Kain Fuery begged to differ. -Royai-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Reason Why by Moonrise31 reviews
Ed wonders how Nina could possibly let her father do something so horrible to her. But Riza knows the answer. Spoilers for chapter 57, and I don't recommend reading this if you aren't past chapter 5. Rated K plus just in case.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Riza H., Nina T. - Complete
Ready Aim Fire by MoonStarDutchess reviews
Roy and Riza are at the range and Roy decides to goad Riza into making a bet. Royai oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 222 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Koherance by Fayth3 reviews
The Doctor gets sick ... and more incoherant than usual. What's Rose to do?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 125 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Good Intentions by Lisse reviews
Her grandfather is dying and there is no such place as Amestris.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Old Habits by Mirune Keishiko reviews
You can't unlearn a lifetime overnight.
Victorian Romance Emma - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
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The Way We Were reviews
She was a lonely tomboy. He was her father's alchemy student. Roy is a talented, young alchemist, but what happens when he takes it too far? Can Riza save him? A peek into Riza's childhood. Royai T for language in later chapters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Roy M., Riza H.
Operation: HUHAN reviews
Everyone knows that Hinata likes Naruto. Naruto's just too dense to realize it! The ninjas of Konoha band together to help him notice what he's missing out on. Things don't exactly go as planned... NaruxHina One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete