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Joined 02-20-08, id: 1505105, Profile Updated: 01-14-16
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and StarTrek: Voyager.

Update: 14.01.2016

I was made aware of the fact that the links don't work anymore. Since ALL of them just land on my profile I assume FF doesn't allow this anymore. I'm sorry for the trouble. One more reason for me not to post here anymore.

All my stories can be found on AO3.

Update: 26.12.2015

There is a sequel to 'Resistance Really is Futile' which I will not post here due to content. But you can find it on AO3.

Update 24.05.2015

Here are the links to chapter 7 of "Resistance really is futile":

AO3 (the_goofball)


Life Journal

Links to chapter 12 of "Resistance really is futile":



Life Journal

Update 19.04.2015

Since September 2014 I'm working on a Star Trek Voyager-fanfiction (J/7). Are there still any fans out there?

You'll find a teaser on my tumblr (the-goofball). Note: I'm not apt around tumblr, it's mainly to publish the numerous gifs I've created ;o)

I'm just a goofball that happens to like writing.
I stumbled over HP-fanfiction November 2007 and I'm hooked since then.

I will be mainly writing about the many delicious ways to be a responsible but happy pervert which will include BDSM and/or polyarmory.
If you are bothered by that you should look at the warnings before reading any of my stories.

This links will sent you directly to the the last chapter of AKOM:

HP-Fandom (goofball) (goofball)

Live Journal (gifted_goofball)

I do have an InsaneJournal now as well (gifted_goofball), but the link there will just lead you to LJ.

This link will lead you directly to the rest of Distraction - enjoy!

The Puir Laddie Who Lived by fojee reviews
HPDiscworld crossover, AU. The wee free men are good with doors. So what happens if they find a doorway that led them straight to Godric's Hollow that Halloween night ten years ago?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,238 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
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Resistance really is futile reviews
I had this idea about Janeway not wanting to be in control all the time, at least not in private. The fic was supposed to be short and hot. It's definitely not short and BDSM plays only a minor role. But I'm told it's funny, romantic, sexy and heart-breaking. COMPLETE.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,723 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 5/16/2015 - [K. Janeway, Seven of Nine] - Complete
Distraction reviews
Lucius has his own ideas about distracting Narcissa from her worries and Severus is invited to help. Just some humorous smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Visual Effects reviews
Severus and Harry want to involve Lucius in their play. But things don't go as expected and Harry comes up with another plan. This is a follow-up to Another Kind Of Magic. Explicit Sexual Content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,331 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Another Kind Of Magic reviews
Follow Harry's basic education of yet another art Severus Snape is quite proficient in. If you've ever wondered what else there is to BDSM except people "beating each other up", read this. Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, BDSM, m/Slash, Spoile
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,281 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Badly Needed Potion reviews
*oneshot* Where do you go if your potion is not helping you the way it should? Minerva needs help and Severus is in for a surprise. Be warned: very explicit het slash sex ahead! Don't like it, don't read it! I guess OOC-ness should be mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
The Downside Of Brilliance reviews
*oneshot* A bright mind has its downside – as Severus and Hermione know. Warnings: OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete