FreakyTwilightLoverO.O
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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

So yea, I go by the name Deanna, or on here FreakyTwilightLoverO.O. Twilight is my book, and underground is my music. Music is a part of me, it's like glue. My right hand chick is ImagineXD. Check her out? I love to write/read basically anything. Twilight is the really the first book I got into, I hated to read before Twilight. Now here I am, a crazy obsessed fan and rapid reader. Weird huh? That's another thing, when you read my stories, I write beyond weird in some of the chapters. I have stories that hit me sometimes and I just write and write,(Hold On). Some come out of the blue and others are things that happen or if I'm watching a movie I get an idea. If you have any questions about my stories or anything of that nature, PM me. I'm a Simple Plan freak. My profile is weird and everything likes to have all the words in bold. Lol.

My favorite (so far) Breaking Dawn Quote


Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"

Bella: "Why am I covered in feathers?"

Other Shiz

Okay so fanfiction is being weird and won't let me us the percent sign, that's why the links were not working. Go to my homepage(click the homepage logo on the top of the page or whatever) and there you will be at my site. Go to the page that has all of the Fanfiction things on them and you will get everything. Hugs and nerds! --FreakyTwilightLoverO.O


Lol, If you're a 90's kid!

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"

That 90's kid

Just because you were born in ’97 doesn’t mean you’re a 90’s kid
It’s not like you could remember the original Simpsons
I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90’s just won't cut it

You’re a 90’s kid if:

You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this "In west Philadelphia born and raised"

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early to watch Saturday morning cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your TMNT, Power Rangers, Barbie, or Fairy Princess comforter

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular

You remember The Original Game Boy

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"

You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos but never taped anything funny

You remember watching
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life
-Animaniacs

-Rugrats
-Wild Thornberry’s
-Rocket Power
-Gargoyles

-The 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-Ghost Busters

-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow
-and Ghostwriter on PBS

-Step by Step
-Family Matters
-Boy Meets World

-The original Power Rangers
-Hey Arnold.
-The Secret World of Alex Mac
-Double Dare
-Wild & Crazy Kids
-Clarissa Explains it All.
-CAMP NOWHERE
-Salute Your Shorts(CAMP ANAWANA)
-The original cast members of All That.
-Kenan & Kel.
"CITY GUYS"...ROLL W/ THE CITY GUYS
-Nick Arcade.
-Flash Forward.
-The Adventures of Pete and Pete.
-Legends of the Hidden Temple
-Hey Dude
-Dinosaurs
-Mummies Alive
-Pinky and the Brain
-Sailor Moon.
-Blossom.
-Hangin with Mr. Cooper.
-Martin
-Beavis & Butt-Head
-Wishbone.
-Bill Nye the Science Guy
-MR. ROGERS!!

Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life & I Love Lucy.

POKEMON!!

Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.
or Nick Jr. with Face
-Gulah Gulah Island
-Little Bear
-Busy Town
-Under the Umbrella Tree
-PEE-WEE!!
-The Comfy Couch

You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.

You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)

You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet.

You had a favorite song of ALL TIME

Then, You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape

You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3...and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

"I've fallen and I can't get up"

You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates

Two words... Trapper Keeper.

You never got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide

You wore socks over leggings scrunched down

When everything was settled by:

-'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players

You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

You remember playing Four Corners, Capture the Flag, Wiffleball, Mother may I?, and Linkin Logs

You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles

NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS

Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)

You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.

You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.

When everyone watched the WB.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" ... enough said

You thought Brain from Arthur would finally take over the world

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.

You remember when razor scooters were cool.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid 3.50 for a movie.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.

When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.

Tag.

Get Over Here!! means something to you.

Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.

Red Light, Green Light.

Heads Up 7 Up.

Playing Kickball & Dodgeball until your porch light came on.

Hopskotch.

Slip-n-Slides.

Tree Houses.

Hula Hoops.

HELLO...HOT WHEELS!!

"POWER OF LOVE" BY CELINE DION..ONLY COUPLES COULD SKATE TO THIS.

Running through the sprinklers.

That "Little Mermaid"

Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.

Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.

Getting the privilege to sit in the front seat of the car.

Drinking Squeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It"

CAPRI SUN

Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.

Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.

Class field trips.

When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.

When 5 dollars seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle.

When Toys R Us overuled the mall.

Go back to the time when: Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'

'Race issue' meant arguing about who ran the fastest.

Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly.'

It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.

Being old referred to anyone over 20.

A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.

Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better.

It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.

When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.

When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.

Another Baby Sitter Club and Little Sister (Karen) book came out and you put your name on hold for it at the library.

When Aladdin was new, before the trilogy was complete.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool

You remember those Where’s Waldo books

You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum

You remember Ring Pops

You remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

Silver dollars, which were cool to have

If you even know what an original walkman is

You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace

Before the MySpace frenzy

Before the Internet & text messaging

Before Sidekicks & iPods

Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360

When we were younger:
...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

Way back,

Before we realized all this would all eventually disappear.

You're a 90's kid if you smiled at least more than 10 times. . .

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Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4393 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4734 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
Hurt by Isabella-123 reviews
Edward leaves Bella again and Bella marries Jake and has a kid, then about 70 years later Bella’s great granddaughter meets a very old and handsome friend of Bella’s. I don't own any of the characters except Emma, Alex, Cassie, and Olivia.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 27,436 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Edward
The Inevitable by Endlessly Drowning reviews
It's been seventy five years since Edward left Bella in Forks. Now the family has decided it's time to return. What will they find when they get there? And how will Edward deal with the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,921 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
It's a Small, Small World by myedwardlove reviews
Alice, Bella, and Rose have been best friends for as long as they can remember. When Alice's brother comes back after traveling the world, how will Bella react when she meets him for the first time ever? Will she be able to figure out his horrible secret?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/26/2008
The Sun by I'm So Me It's Crazy reviews
Kay, a younger sister of Sam and Dean Winchester, comes to the Cullens for help after Dean is bitten by a vampire. When Jacob imprints on her, and the Cullens accept her as family things get a little rocky, to say the least. SN xover, ExB
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,437 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008
Saving Bella by fubulicious reviews
ALL HUMAN. Bella gets an adopted sister with a mysterious past. Her coming arises some serious problems. Will everyone fall apart or will it bring everyone closer together than ever? Rated T for mention of child abuse and rape. Please R&R ORIGINAL PARINGS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,089 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008
Biology II by GroovyBandGeek reviews
Do you think Bella was the only one to notice Edward's strange behavior in that first day of biology? Take a look through Mr. Banner's eyes. This is basically Mr. Banner's POV of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,793 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008
Unread Messages by xxsparklesnick reviews
Sequel to You Got Love! If Isabella Swan thought last year was crazy, she's about to be surprised. With Alice's baby on the way, a wayward best friend, visiting cousins and a boyfriend who seems determined to get a ring on her finger, what's a girl to do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,095 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
Changing Places by kimlovesjasperhale reviews
a Bella and Jasper story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,467 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Bella, Jasper
Adopting a Wizard by oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviews
HP/Twilight crossover. Carlisle Cullen takes in an orphan boy from the streets of Privet Drive on that fateful night us Harry Potter fans know so well. But when introduced to the Wizard World, the Cullens may not be as powerful as they think. ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,751 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Weirder Than Fiction by emoTWiLiGHT reviews
Just some silly stories of life in Forks. REVIEW please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
My Fairytale Ending by Miss Fairytale reviews
Everyone is obsessed with Edward Cullen, everyone except Bella, the girl he's obssesed with. But Jacob's sick of standing in Edward's shadow, and stealing the one thing Edward has ever really wanted seems to be just the thing to stand in the spotlight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,427 - Reviews: 2400 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Social Outcast by Vampires-Rock4eva reviews
All-Human. Before, Edward was a Social Outcast, by choice. That was until she came. The momment he saw her he was in love with her. Who was she you ask. She was Bella Swan, the new girl. It will have some twists added to it soon.Please read!I quit.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,953 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Punked Out Bella! by Miss. Emo Veggie Vamp reviews
Edward left bella in N.M. And she went through a depression stage until her friends from Arizona comes. & guess wht bella has a more outgoing punk side. wht if that side took over like it had before she came to fork. And guess wht bellas in a band! ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
Passing Notes by Lynnliz13 reviews
In some alternate universe somewhere, the members of our favorite love triangle get placed into classes together. But they wouldn't pass notes to each other. They're much more mature than that. NOT! For their funny, immature antics, go ahead and click.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We Were Drunk, My Boyfriend's Not Gonna Be Happy by Bella's Bff reviews
All Human: Edward and Rose are Bf/Gf, as are Jasper and Bella, and Emmett and Alice. They are all best friends, and living in the same building. College ends, and they decide to celebrate. What happens when they wake up in eachother's bed's? EXB EMXR JXA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,896 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sk8er Gurl by Bella's Bff reviews
She was a girl. He was a boy. Can I make it anymore obvious? She was a punk. He played football. What more can I say? She wanted him. He'd never tell. Secretly he wanted her as well. But Mike Newton threatened him. So he dumped her. They meet 5yrs later
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,296 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Twilight Condensed! by MonSolo23 reviews
Chapter 1: Twilight, NM, and Eclipse. CHAPTER 2: BREAKING DAWN INCLUDES SPOILERS. Rated for adult themes/minor language in Ch 2.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008
Family Bonding: A Nap with Daddy by skeletoninme reviews
Bella and Edward are getting married, and she spends a day with Carlisle. They both fall asleep. Very short and fluffy. One-shot, Carlisle/Bella friendship.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
BAM! In Juxtaposition by Herm-Own-Ninny879 reviews
There were so many things I disliked about the world, and let’s say there’s one that I dislike the most: Edward. Anthony. Masen. All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
Story of a Fangirl by Julia-Cullen-Frost reviews
okay, just for fun. Me and my Twilight friend were talking on the phone about extremely obsessed twilight girls. How they would talk to Edward infront of their parents. Not sure how much im going to write. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward
Twilight Goes Gangsta! by purrbastian reviews
Honestly, probably the weirdest story you've ever read. It's completely random and meant to put the characters in OCC form. Warming: this may cause you to pee your pants from laughing so hard. Reader's discretion is advised. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,525 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Emmett's List by Lace168 reviews
What is the worst Emmett could do in an elevator? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Vampire Radio with Edward and Bella! by MonSolo23 reviews
Edward and Bella both vampires take a job as overnight DJs at Dartmouth College radio station. Mostly BxE fluff/songfic. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008
The Monster in the Mirror by Vampires-Rock4eva reviews
This is a poem I wrote in Edward's Point of View. It is generally him describing how he sees himself. Hope you like it.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Hey, Hey, You,You! I don't like your boyfriend! by skeletoninme reviews
Jacob's version of Avril Lavigne's 'Girlfriend'. Yea. This is pure comedy for me. It makes you think Jacob is so pitiful, and when Billy walks in, it gets funnier! Please Read and Review! For me? Horror rating is for what Billy had to see..Poor man......
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
A day at the Mall With the Cullens by Vickytoria13 reviews
Ok, so this a random skit about Bella, Edward, and Alice going to the mall. Tell me if you like!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Stormy Hearts by LittleFairyAV reviews
After 'Eclipse', Jacob has just lost his first love to a vampire. Meanwhile, Angela Weber's boyfriend betrays her. What will happen when their paths cross? Can two broken hearts make each other whole?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,833 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Angela, Jacob
The Cullen's Discover Fanfiction? by Koinaka reviews
What if the Cullen's discovered all the lovely pieces of fanfiction that we slave over? How would they react?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
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Hold On reviews
Another killer on the lose? Oh god, another after Bella. She's just magically delicious.XD Forks is on lock down for a psycho killer. Phone calls that are disturbing, and odd. I suck at summarys.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,096 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008
Short Stories of Bella and Edward reviews
Title says it all. But they are random stories
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008