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Joined 02-20-08, id: 1505626, Profile Updated: 10-16-11
Author has written 10 stories for Detective Conan/Case Closed, Tsubasa Chronicle, and Grossology.

Hey, all! Welcome to my profile!!

So, just fora a quick rundown:

Some of my favorite TV shows are: Doctor Who, Torchwood, Law & Order: UK, Mythbusters, Xiaolin Showdown, The Batman, X-Men: Evolution, Robin Hood, Merlin, Legend of the Seeker, and North & South.

I read a ton and have many favorite authors: Eoin Colfer, Cornelia Funke, Tamora Pierce, Meredith Ann Pierce, Jim Butcher, Terry Goodkind, Agatha Christie, and much more. MUCH, much more.

Currently OBSESSED with Doctor Mother-Fracking Who!!!!! =D


Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage everywhere

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Pick the ones that fit you

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I hang out with TEEN DRINKERS/SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work

I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.

I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blonde, blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY, so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I do BALLET, so I MUST be girly, like the colour pink, and hate tomboys.

I like to listen to CHRISTIAN MUSIC, so I MUST hate metal rock and people who listen to it.

I'm a FIGURE SKATER, so I MUST like pretty dresses, classic music, hate eating and is a sissy.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.

I never have a CRUSH on a guy (/girl), so I MUST be lesbian (/gay).

I don't DROOL over a lot of BISHIES, so I MUST be a lezzy.

I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date.

I FANgirl(/boy) over fictive girls/BIshojos (boys/BIshies, if you are a boy), so I MUST hate guys (or girls).

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.

I like Kingdom Hearts, so I MUST fangirl(/fanboy) over Riku(/Kairi).

I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age, so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents.

I'm a PRETEEN, so I MUST want to have a boyfriend(/girlfriend) already.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating.

I'm WELL-TO-DO, so I MUST be snotty.

I'm going to HAWAII FOR CHRISTMAS, so I MUST shove it in everyone's faces.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I have a DEEPISH voice, so I MUST be emo.

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.

I'm NULL, so I MUST hate everyone.

I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.

I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.

I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST treat Christians like crap.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST be a perv.

I'm NOT EMO, so I MUST be a loser.

I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST love rodeos.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love horses.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST talk like those people in Western movies.

I'm a SWIMMER, therefore I MUST be a lifeguard.

I'm a LIFEGUARD, therefore I MUST be a slut for preforming mouth-to-mouth CPR.

I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore.

I'm a MALE GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be gay.

I'm a MALE BALLET DANCER, therefore I MUST be gay.

I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I'm POLISH, therefore MUST be an idiot.

I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.

My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable.

I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I'm a COSPLAYER, therefore I MUST love attention, being glomped, and sewing.

I'm a serious CROSSPLAYER, therefore I MUST crossdress in real life and be gay/lesbian.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST own a gun.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST always worry about being shot.

I have a MENTAL disorder, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I lived/grew up with somebody with a MENTAL disorder, therefore I must have problems like theirs.

I've fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never only liked them as a friend.

I've fallen in love with a FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, therefore I MUST be a homosexual slut.

I have almost KILLED someone, therefore I MUST be a murderer intent on destroying everyone.

I've almost/have been ARRESTED, therefore I MUST be a desperate, psychotic bitch.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be insane and deranged.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS

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The Moment It Began by Sindie reviews
Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 122 - Words: 302,695 - Reviews: 7069 - Favs: 4,436 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Catnip by Rukazaya reviews
Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo accidentally turns into a cat. Without knowing the tabby is his arch-nemesis, Izaya takes him home and keeps him as a pet. As a cat, Shizuo discovers a side of Izaya that nobody knows, his secrets, life, fears, loves and feelings.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 96,680 - Reviews: 2284 - Favs: 3,021 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Myosotis by 4thespada-ulquiorra reviews
Loki is struck, quite literally, with a case of highly justified amnesia, and soon finds himself in the somewhat sporadic care of one Peter Parker, who can't quite figure out why his new friend has the Avengers after his head or why Tony Stark keeps showing up wherever Loki goes- you know, for business and stuff .
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,186 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
A Complete Waste of Time by Odainath reviews
Post S7. Harry has returned after a month-long incarceration, the Russians are still titchy about Sugarhorse and the Americans are ... the Americans. How do the powers-that-be plan to deal with this? With paperwork of course.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P., Lucas N., Ros M., Ruth E.
Weighing His Words by She Steps On Cracks reviews
Only one individual would ever come close to understanding the innermost workings of that astute, rare mind that belonged to Sherlock Holmes. I was only a witness to it. I am not that person. Developing Sherlock/OC
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,789 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 11/2/2010 - [Sherlock H., OC] John W.
Family Man by DreamSprite reviews
He drank heavily, smoked more than a chimney and had a love for fighting that was in no way healthy. Despite all that Logan found himself stepping into a father’s shoes that he knew did't fit him, One shot that didn't want to be left alone.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,513 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Bedroom Hymns by Midnight-Ophelia reviews
Loki is a prostitute on the run from his adoptive family and Tony Stark is the rich CEO of Stark Industries. Both are decidedly unhappy but not willing to admit it. When a twist of fate causes Tony to take in Loki off the streets neither has any idea of how much of an effect it will have on both of their lives.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,596 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Last Son of Tomorrow by rgm0005 reviews
In the wake of the Qwardian Invasions, the Anti-Monitor lies defeated. And yet, all seems lost as the worlds merge. In a last attempt to save Creation, the Justice League manages to send one man through to the next world. But can he save them all?
Crossover - Batman Beyond & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,149 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Terry M., Bruce W./Batman
Ne'er do Well by Quinn Anderson reviews
Yami heads into a veritable cesspool of sin and debauchery, and Kaiba blames the rap music. Prideshipping. Now with a bonus epilogue and a surprise twist.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,989 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
A Web of Words by Albireo reviews
Loki is taken prisoner by the Avengers, and Tony can't help it - he starts to kinda like the guy. Frostiron, eventually. I will go down with this ship.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,060 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Dreams and Tears by GoldenRoya reviews
A monster doesn't dream. A monster doesn't cry. But when Mr. Gold sleeps, he learns that the difference between monster and man may be a lot thinner than all that. Maybe as thin as a whisper of dream-smoke.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 199 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Mittens by LulaMadison reviews
The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 404 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Good Fight by ZetsubouMao reviews
The streets of Ikebukuro are dangerous. Tae Takanabbi knows this well, but that doesn't stop her from getting involved with dangerous matters and shady business ordeals. Because in Ikebukuro, it's survival of the fittest. Izaya/OC/Shizuo, other pairings.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,591 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Let's Go To Japan, Miria! by Kimiko Nishimura reviews
How did Isaac and Miria get to Japan? How did they learn to text? How are they in the Dollars? And do they like Russia Sushi? Just a couple random stories that involve the most intriguing immortal couple and how they ended up in Durarara!
Crossover - Baccano! & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Isaac D., Izaya O. - Complete
Night Calls by Skylark Evanson reviews
"Nothing fun around here. Not since I was grounded for life." ... "You'll be out of eternal grounding eventually." *Light RobxZatanna fluff.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Zatanna Z., Richard G./Robin - Complete
FOXY by letters reviews
Shizuo is but a simple bartender...with certain anger management problems. Still, he gets by okay enough; until he meets a certain, black fox that turns his world upside down.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,719 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
The Human Frame by Sidney Sussex reviews
Clockwork AU. In a world of automatons, Sherlock is not.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Protecting Them by Queen of the Castle reviews
The Doctor knew from the minute he'd spotted the local inhabitants that he'd made a mistake. Nine/Rose/Jack
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - 9th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
The Siren's Song by juungi reviews
Sometimes it takes death to discover the beauty of life. Izaya x OC
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,500 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Izaya O., OC - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 4,113 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tête à tête With Tom by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 406 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Eden by imaginationstarie13 reviews
It started when Dick chose love over everything else. It started when Superman condemned him. It started with confusion and nowhere else to turn. Then everything else happened. And Dick would always blame Superman for that.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,834 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Clark K./Superman, Bruce W./Batman, Jason T./Robin II - Complete
Models & Musicians I: Matchmaking by Rietta reviews
AU. Theirs was a relationship full of questions: Is it safe to date a guy with the same PR agent as you? Can you really trust your best friend to set you up? And just what is the deal with that seven date rule anyway?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 99,992 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Third Time's The Charm by Aquilla Moore reviews
Have you heard the expression, "things come in threes"? No? Well then, allow Yami to educate you in a most...humorous fashion. Seto fans beware; he takes a shameful beating.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,583 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Yami Yūgi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Ties That Bind by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. When Merlin saves a young boy from would-be-kidnappers, he unknowingly starts the course of events that lead him to meet the boy's father, Arthur, who has played a painful part in changing Merlin's familiy's life in the past.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,080 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Education of Young Justice by Dcfan100 reviews
Things get out of hand when the JL tries to teach the team about sex. A story in which Wally is not gay, Aquaman cries like a little girl, everyone is scarred for life and Batman shows off a little of his artistic side. Very Slightly AU.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
ThreeTwoOneZERO! by Canadino reviews
A series of drabshots about the Zero boys. Trust them, it's going to be painless.
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 74 - Words: 20,683 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Natsuo S., Youji S.
Perfectly Dysfunctional by Shyma Tavrott Lupin reviews
A series of one-shots in the daily lives of Agent Six, Doctor Holiday and of course, Rex. Three people that fate brought together in what one would describe as family that was, Perfectly Dysfunctional. Six/Holiday
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,990 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,543 - Reviews: 4364 - Favs: 10,450 - Follows: 4,022 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mr Grumpy Face by Smidy reviews
The first meeting of Jack, 11 and Amy: At the entrance, Amy turned, smirked at his darkened expression and waved in a queenly fashion, before rejoining Jack and loudly explaining, "Oh don't worry. He's just Mr. Grumpy Face today."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/20/2011 - 11th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
The User's Guide and Manual to Ianto Jones by Xrai reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of a Ianto Jones Unit!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Chairoscuro by a-silver-story reviews
Jack is an artistic photographer. Ianto works in a small, independent, family-owned photograph development lab. Jack wants Ianto to pose for him, but Ianto's going to take some persuading - especially since Jack wants him to pose nude ...
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,908 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Quiet Shores by Spinner Dolphin reviews
Ianto Jones doesn't buy that Severus Snape is a chemistry teacher any more than Severus believes that Ianto works for the government, but they are friends, even if Severus' war and Ianto's job will not allow it. A random, sad little story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,860 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Severus S., Ianto J. - Complete
Endless Blue Sea by korel.c reviews
For my muse; Caspian and Lucy, free, sailing on the Dawn Treader deeper into Aslan's country; where all tales are happy. Caspian/Lucy Post-LB.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Caspian X, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
A Guide to Marine Life by Soul Under reviews
AU. Someone once told me that creativity and depth comes from our inner chaos. I never really truly began to understand, or believe those words until I met 'Him'. Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,810 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Serendipity by 80x18 gone reviews
AU. SasuNaruSasu. For La Vita a Colori! Prompt: Naruto works at a coffee shop and pines after Sasuke the angst-y, quiet businessman.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,211 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus by Keara reviews
#1 in holiday series. Eleven-year old Mycroft is woken in the middle of the night by his distraught four-year old brother. Christmas story. Just something that nagged at me until I wrote it. Slight Sherlock/John toward the end. Rating T just in case.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 2,932 - Follows: 429 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Snowball on the Desk by King Caspian the Seafarer reviews
It was Christmas Eve, Narnian year 2335. King Caspian the Tenth was busy with paperwork and feeling irritable because there was no coffee. And then a snowball landed on his desk. A snowball thrown by his 10 year old son, Prince Rilian. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Caspian X, Rilian - Complete
The Cuckoo's Child by Soujinesque reviews
A history of Mycroft, creeping on his brother. Rated for drug use, language, and Sherlock getting jealous about John/Sarah.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
The End is Where We Start From by remuslives23 reviews
Jack chose a new beginning after Toshiko and Owen's deaths; one that didn't include Ianto or Torchwood. Ten years later, Ianto has moved on. Really. AU after Exit Wounds.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,982 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
So I Met John Porter by KiplingKat reviews
Response to a fanfic challenge: What would happen if "I" met John Porter of "Strike Back" & to develop John's relationship with his daughter. Warning: Last chapters contain adult content.
Strike Back - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,331 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Complete
Corpse Road by Soul Under reviews
"What's your name?" Shizuo questions thoughtfully, and the brunet looks back up at him with a small grin. "Izaya Orihara," he says; pointing towards the opposite end of the cemetery. "My family is buried right over there." ... Dark!fic. AU.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,298 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Total Accident by Lina Trinch reviews
Horrible incidents with a purse snatcher is horrible. Includes a tased Rex, blushing Six, angry Holiday, traumatized Noah, and one jelly filled donut. Slight Holix. Oneshot.
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,210 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Rex S., Noah - Complete
Promises by Gryvon reviews
Jack feels Ianto's loss keenly in the wake of the 456. A stranger offers him a simple favor in exchange for Ianto's life back but Jack soon learns that things that seem too good to be true usually are.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,281 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2010 - [Jack H., Ianto J.] - Complete
Cessation by Seplushi reviews
Ciel still has many things to learn when it comes to feeding. Post Season 2. Rated M for gore. Sebastian/Ciel.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Kuroshitsuji II Facebook Newsfeed Edition by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Kuro II, condensed down to facebook status updates. After all, it takes a long time to watch 12 episodes...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Recollections Of Ruby And Black by whovianbard reviews
There are a hundred nights Owen Harper wishes he could remember, but only one he wishes he could forget.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,868 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Owen H., Toshiko S./Tosh - Complete
Why Shizuo and Izaya Should Never Have A Child by Shitsuren69 reviews
CRACK. Shizuo and Izaya decide to have a child. And Shinra is the unlucky doctor who suggests that perhaps they should adopt. And guess who's the unlucky child that they adopt? YAOI. One-shot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/2/2010 - [Shizuo H., Izaya O.] Mikado R. - Complete
Murder Rehab by Xrai reviews
John Hart is in murder rehab when a new inmate arrives declaring to have killed Ianto Jones.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2010 - John H. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 332 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Love the Way You Lie by Natsu.Arisu reviews
"They say...that you should live your life with no regrets. I don't believe that. I want to live my life full of regrets." "...Why?" He turned to him. "Because it keeps my mind busy."
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2010 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Ciel in Otakuland by ohhai reviews
Sebastian drops Ciel in the middle of an anime con to teach him a lesson. Crack, YAOI, funny. One-shot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Wizard's Shop by CannibalPieChan reviews
Mutou Yuugi is an average high school boy cursed in a not-so-average trip to a small shop containing a strange pyramid and an even stranger owner. AU/puzzleshipping/contains swearing
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Late Night BlueEyes by TheUn-POP-ableBubble reviews
Startled by a questioning growl and nudge to his head, Mokuba turned his attention to the dragon in front of him. It was amazing really, holographic technology had come so far. To think that the dragon could feel real to him, could interact with him...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Mokuba K., Blue-Eyes White Dragon - Complete
Gospel of Deception by thereisafire reviews
Izaya learns how to lie so well that it's almost the truth, how to pretend to be a girl online, and how to deal with Shizuo. A story about Izaya's misspent youth, and how he became what he is.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Like a Broken Compass by Arty d'Arc reviews
Circe thought it was clear: you didn't build a relationship on three hours a week. But Rex figured that if you acted liked you loved someone and felt like you loved someone, it counted whether the other person wanted it to or not. Circex.
Generator Rex - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Circe, Rex S. - Complete
And The Rich One Said by shadow halfbreed reviews
Seto Kaiba's bed is just too big and luxurious for him to have all to himself...or at least thats the excuse everyone else uses...but do you really want to annoy him? In the morning none the less?...WARNING!, YAOI! ONESHOT
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2010 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
A Persistent Shadow by Snap Change reviews
The Pharaoh uses a spell to force Yami Bakura out of Ryou's body, but unfortunately for Ryou it doesn't work quite as well as intended. Bakura x Ryou, Complete
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 101,771 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
The Truth Will Set You Free by Novindalf reviews
'The work you and I do is always going to be tough. Much tougher than Harry and Lucas can ever know. Which is why you and I have to be much tougher than them to do it.' Implied non-consensual themes, no specific spoilers for any character or series.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
To Try Again, or The Tale of a Family by Threesmallcrows reviews
When Izaya left, he ripped this family open. Now, he's back- after a two year absence. And they are dying again, mother and daughters, father and son. Why can't you see what you do to us, Izaya? You shouldn't have come back. COMPLETE.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,939 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Izaya O., Kururi O. - Complete
Together by RacRules reviews
Oneshot. Its Bonnie's first day of kindergarten! When Woody gets to class, he finds an old friend on the Toy Sale table. WoodyXBo, slight BuzzXJessie
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Woody, Bo Peep - Complete
Chains by ACE-in-Wonderland reviews
Walls collapsing, and feet pounding frantically against the dirt floor. Ryou can't help but wonder if this feeling of emptiness is normal. Bakura is dead, and Ryou can't seem to free his mind from the past, even while he's running for his life...RXB
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,600 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2010 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Nightly Surprise by Emmithar reviews
Gisborne receives an unexpected surprise
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Robin Hood, Guy of Gisborne - Complete
Lost And Found by Lady Silvamord reviews
At the time, asking Sasuke to take her with him when he left Konoha seemed like a great idea. The outcome of that decision, though, throws Sakura into a predicament which leaves her at the mercy of the one person she would never have expected. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 206,516 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Legend of The Seeker Season 1 Parody by oceanxsoul reviews
Basically this is a parody of the first season of Legend of The Seeker. I'll have each episode as a chapter and will continue adding new chapters whenever I get the chance. Enjoy! Please note; I love the books and tv show. This is all in good fun.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,753 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Complete
Crimeland 02: Risks by Higuchimon reviews
Homeless life is risky. Breaking into someone's home to eat is even riskier. Kisara has only begun to take risks.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,403 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2010 - [Kisara, S. Kaiba] - Complete
East and West by rhapsodybree reviews
A short one shot with Margaret Hale and John Thornton set after BBC’s adaptation.
North and South - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Complete
No Frills by harinezumiko reviews
Season 0 inspired so Yami Yugi is a bit of a... y'know. Plot: dueling enrages Kaiba. That's it! Warnings for language, violence, slight AU - hints that Yami has some memories, not top-notch dueling for this pair - let's say they were both distracted!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2010 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Beach Day by Chicary reviews
In several ways, a vampire is the opposite of a pharaoh. Just for the record, Atem is a vegetarian, not a zoosadist. Shounen-ai: Puzzleshipping. For spirithorse's cliché challenge.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Unraveled by oksofia reviews
Complete. Shayera returns to the Justice League, and finds the most support from the least expected of people: Batman. Dark, NOT a romance, and not for everyone.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,013 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Shiera H./Shayera Hol/Hawkgirl, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2285 - Favs: 5,214 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Heedless by BC reviews
Everything Soubi has said to him is a lie, but Ritsuka is experienced in building his own reality. He might not be very strong, but he has courage for two. Slash.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,771 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Ritsuka A., Soubi A. - Complete
Quiet Form Upon the Dust by Naladot reviews
Post-series. The world has been reshaped by a new war. Katara takes refuge in a seaside hospital. /Zutara/
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Jack Harkness and the Chocolate Factory by Nancy Brown reviews
Little orange aliens, a man in a purple coat and top hat, and five naughty little children, er, Torchwood operatives. What could possibly go wrong? Written for the Reel Torchwood challenge.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,579 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Do Not Mix by OliveTheOlive reviews
A Christmas fic; yes I know this is a bit late. Christmas does not mix so well with alcohol. Or at least not with Gin. One-shot, slightly cracky Black Org story. Rated T simply for Gin's habit of fantasizing about murdering people. It happens.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Gin - Complete
Jean Grey Is Ticked Off About Something by Red Witch reviews
Jean complaining about cartoons. The Brotherhood giving their two cents. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Jean Grey - Complete
Sine Qua Non by Odainath reviews
Spoilers for 8.02. Part of him wanted to run, the other was quietly impressed.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Ros M., Tariq M. - Complete
And Into the Woods by EndlessBlue reviews
We try to justify and explain a lot of Guy's cruelty, and we mostly succeed. But abandoning his infant son in the forest as a scheme to capture Hood? A musing on the one event that still wounds his sympathizers' consciences.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Guy of Gisborne - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 200 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Downsizing for Beginners by Nenya85 reviews
Kaiba learns that inconsequential sex can have consequences and Yami tests out the idea that his heart really isn't measured by his size. Starts out Kaiba/Shadi. Implied, eventual, Yami/Kaiba. Definitely AU.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,226 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Pizza Delivery! by KSA Key-chan reviews
Just as he was about to head out of the entire area and go do a round with his skateboard, the doorbell rang. Conan couldn’t help but open. And look up at the guy. And stare. And gape in utter shock and horror. Oneshot, crack
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/13/2009 - M. Sera - Complete
I'm Getting Tired of Funerals by Nightcrawler's Shadow reviews
As the years pass, Logan watches his family go on without him. Hints of: Kurtty, Jott and Loro/Rolo
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Wolverine/Logan - Complete
The Fruitage of the Spirit by Haileyamandar reviews
Love, joy, peace, long-suffering, kindness, goodness, faith, mildness, self-control. 23 year-old Temari writes about a life-changing month with her close companion, Shikamaru. He's a man with great qualities, but human, nonetheless. "I'd die for it..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,646 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
THE BLACK SPOT by Bellegeste reviews
Cruel humiliation for Snape as he suffers under the dreaded curse of The Black Spot. Talk Like a Pirate Day mini-challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lady of Nottingham by LadyKate1 reviews
Things take a slightly different turn in the Season 2 finale. Guy of Gisborne is now the Sheriff of Nottingham and married to Marian -- but does he get everything he wanted? A clue: Not quite. At least, definitely not the way he envisioned it.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,812 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Guy of Gisborne, Marian - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Shattered Crescent by Rannaty reviews
Ryou helps the police with a series of unsolved murders. Bakura is an eccentric artist who paints with blood. AU. Tendershipping, others hinted.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,329 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Long Live The King by shadowglove reviews
AU. What if when the Great Dragon said that Mordred would 'kill' Arthur he didn't exactly mean it the way it sounded? Mordred discovers that he fulfilled that prophecy, while living in Arthur's court, loving Emrys, and Arthur still alive on the throne.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,165 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 189 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Mordred, Merlin - Complete
Double The Recommended Dose by sarsaparillia reviews
She looked at the label on the bottle of painkillers in her hand. Twelve hundred milligrams; or three pills a day. She smiled bitterly, and knocked one back. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Road To Recovery by Twigs-N-Leaves reviews
SasuSaku eventually - 12 Fail-safe ways to Forget about a Certain Stubborn, Black-Haired, Hormone-less Sharingan wielding Jerk And Get on With your Life because It Is Too Short To Spend All Your Precious Time Chasing After Sasuke Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,458 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Second Thoughts by 01cheers reviews
Define denial? Guy lives. Define advanced denial? Guy AND Marian AND Meg ALL live. The following is an attempt to deal with the mess that ensues.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,843 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Guy of Gisborne, Meg - Complete
Little Messages by MysticFirefly reviews
Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reflections by fyd818 reviews
Mystique quietly watches her son. My first XME fic, no pairings.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Mystique/Raven D., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
The Chronicles of Princess Mary Sue by Jessy-Fran reviews
Princess Yuki Itami Cindy Lou Raven Sparklypooh is a totally normal girl, until she runs away and the Akatsuki kidnap her! Le Gasp! Warning for: Mary-Sue, Out of Character-ness and bad humour. NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,842 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
About Edogawa by Ellen Brand reviews
It's tough being the new guy in Division One. There's so much you need to know...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 387 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
Eighty Yen by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. AU. In which Sakura in a kissing booth happens. In which Itachi happens as well. In which Sakura in a kissing booth with Itachi happens. Hell yeah. For BlueArcticWolf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Illuminating by TaikoHawk reviews
Future AU. It was all so logical, but believing it would mean admitting everything she knew was a lie. Sakura struggles to find the truth in her life and her village. The catalyst? A half-blind prisoner who was privy to it all...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,586 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Public Service Announcement by I'm Over There reviews
Harley Quinn asks politely for OCs to leave her Puddin' alone. Complete.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 361 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Firefighter by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Pepper Potts goes on a job interview. PRE-MOVIE.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/17/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
A Blow or Two and Their Dire Consequences by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
From 'North and South'. Rioters have stormed the gates of Marlborough Mills, but strangely, they seem to have no interest in the Irish hands - rather, they seem to be after a certain Northern mill-owner...
North and South - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
Tea For Two by Mako3 reviews
Ciel gets dragged to a special kind of cafe where he meets a special kind of butler. Modern day AU. Cross-dressing. Shounen-ai.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
FanFiction by OnlyANorthernSong reviews
Batman builds a machine and discovers the horrors and wonders of FanFiction.
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Refrigerator Hearts by victorcharlie reviews
Tears are wettest when sad, love feels its greatest when with another, and dark chocolate tastes best when refrigerated.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Double Dog Dare by N-AngelFire reviews
Sakura, truth or dare?" "Dare." I said stupidly. "I double dog dare you to stalk Itachi until you find out his deepest secret!" Oh crap... Non-massacre AU ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Fun with Rubber Bands by Chibi Envy Chan reviews
Boredom strikes, a certain pair find a way to amuse themselves with an ordinary household object.
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Youji S., Natsuo S. - Complete
Sorry About That by zeroislove reviews
So, when Zeroes discover feelings, do sensations follow? Total one-shot/drabble.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Youji S., Natsuo S. - Complete
Contamination by Yami hitokiri reviews
AU Purity is cherished among Higher Beings. Those who are tainted are scorned. Bakura, Yugi, and Kaiba are angels. Ryou, Atemu, and Jounouchi are demons. The human world is notorious for seducing those who stay too long. YAOI RB YY SJ M? CHARACTER DEATH !COMPLETE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,634 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura, Atem, Yūgi M. - Complete
Defining Duty by selandora reviews
Sound declares war on Ame and Konoha; putting them on the same side. This means new teams, a sketchy peace treaty and lots of deception. Sakura makes all the wrong friends again but might love someone else this time around. itasakudei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,357 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Stuck In The Middle With You by Schnickledooger reviews
Seishirou and Subaru are trapped in an elevator together. Kamui is freaking out. Fuuma is enjoying the whole situation immensely. Beware the madness…
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,611 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Subaru, Kamui - Complete
The Effects of the Accident by zelofheda-B reviews
When Lucas North gets hit by a car, he realizes something new about his life.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Bad Literature by redcognito reviews
Stefan and Damon aren't impressed with Bonnie's taste in books.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Damon, Stefan - Complete
Shell Shock by peanutbutter126 reviews
Akatsuki's defeat leaves Ino to interrogate one of its members, and while some may call it a love/hate relationship, Deidara certainly did not turn out to be what she had been expecting.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Ino Y., Deidara - Complete
Princess' Curiosity by Twenty-Seven-One reviews
Because, nobody could have ever figured that the sweet, caring Princess Sakura could be a homophobe. implied KuroFye and TouyaxYukito relationships. One shot.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Syaoran, Sakura - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Haunted Princess by Crimson White reviews
Susan's encounter with Rabadash is remembered as a fairytale. But for those who lived it, the terrifying memories still create havoc, thirteen hundred years later.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,324 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Susan Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Awkward by AngelLucifel reviews
A oneshot about Yami and Kaiba spending a sexy night together during which awkward moments keep popping up. Innuendo and sexiness between men, minor language and lots of randomness. Pointless humor. really, it's just for fun, don't take it serious YAOI!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Yami Yūgi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Drunk Driving in an Unauthorized Shopping Cart by war wound reviews
Sometimes, Fai proved to be... Just too much. But it's not like Kurogane to just leave his drunk friend sitting in a shopping cart in the middle of the sidewalk at night. Or... Is it? Drabble. Slightly KuroFai.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
TRC Channel 7 News by Violet Horizon reviews
Sakura, Syaoran, Fai, Kurogane and Mokona broadcasting the news.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,820 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by HiKari Mokuba's Guardian reviews
He could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. From the moment he got out of bed, Seto Kaiba knew he was in for quite a day. It only seems to go downhill from there. The truth is, some days are like that. Even in... America!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/6/2008 - S. Kaiba, Mokuba K. - Complete
TRICK or TREAT? by Klexyl reviews
Horitsuba What would happen when the principal, Yuuko, organizes a few halloween events for the school? Entertainment. KuroFai, DouWata, SyaoSaku .
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,136 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Doppelgängers by lslines reviews
Meeting yourself is always weird. / Crossover with CCS, no spoilers for either.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Bathtime by Canadino reviews
Bathtime was always much more fun together...YxN
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Natsuo S., Youji S. - Complete
Of Dreams and Stardust by GinaDarling reviews
Izzy wanted a fresh start and someone who could cure her feelings of being on the outside looking in. Caspian wanted revenge. Neither one expected it to happen like this. Set during PC, Movieverse minus the Suspian stuff because Disney made that up.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,927 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Caspian X - Complete
A Friendly Wager by green see-through ghosts reviews
What kind of weirdo was actually psycho enough to hit on her? Well, no kind, but that didn't actually end up being the main point. AU, crack, hockey, Hidan, and Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,845 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
What would never say but should say by Xlater reviews
Well...what they would never say but should say
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,939 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 8/14/2006 - M. Sera, Ai Haibara/Shiho M. - Complete
Phone Tag by green see-through ghosts reviews
Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Chocolate Fondant by The Forsaken Girl reviews
There Fai was, mixing a thick, chocolate batter, tongue peeking out of his lips in concentration, a smudge of chocolate adorning the man’s pale cheek. It was by far the most delicious thing Kurogane has ever seen." Kurofai, mentions of xxxHOLIC... Enjoy!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
30 Evil Deeds: Gin by Candyland reviews
Because even Bad Guys with Blonde Hair of Evil need some love, too. —The True Enemy: Shinichi confronted Gin, demanding to meet the head of the Syndicate.—
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 18,763 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Gin - Complete
The Mermaids Tale by Charmkeeper reviews
AU. It's said that if you take a mermaid's belt that you get one wish. What happens when you make that wish, find out it's not what you want, and that it angers the mermaid Queen for putting her people in danger? SakuSyao and KuroFai
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,769 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Fai, Sakura - Complete
Shadow Love by BlackEyedWicca reviews
When Ryou finds a magic book he decides to make a love spell what with Valentines being tomorrow,but when his small amount of shadow power enhances the spell how is he suppose to deal with the entire Domino Population in love with him?BakuraRyou COMPLETED
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,212 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/12/2007 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Bloodline by Devil Nocturne reviews
They told Hidan's mother many times that her child was not normal. They told her many times that she was blind to the truth. She did not believe them. By the time she did believe them, it was too late. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Hidan - Complete
Gin and Vodka Walk into a Bar on Tuesday by Acutekitty1 reviews
Can Shinichi tell a joke? No one knows. But as the great detective he is, he must do everything in his power to make someone laugh at his all powerful joke. But do you dare to hear it?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2008 - M. Sera - Complete
The Tortured Mind of Gisborne by KerryVeritas reviews
As Gisborne and Vaysey ride out of Acre, Gisborne has to face what he's just done. Was it a dream? Was it a memory? Takes place at the end of the Series 2 Finale, high spoiler content.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Unexplainable by Virginia Tallon reviews
When Ishtar questions Duzell's motives for killing Phelios, will he tell the truth? very short story
Vampire Game - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
The Shadow of a Dream by fukaimoriMidori reviews
A story of the love between the Xiaolin Dragons of the Earth and Water, 1500 years ago. The Dragon of Earth is my OC, Eva. It begans with Eva taking a walk,and then running into Wuya's golems. Guan and Chase save her and take her to the Xiaolin Temple...
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,207 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Chase - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 4,342 - Follows: 591 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 137 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Foreign Exchange by zestychicken2 reviews
Raimundo is a foreign exchange student from Brazil. He is now going to attend Relik High School in Tokyo Japan. He meets a group of three teens named: Omi, Kimiko and Keiko, and befreinds a guy named Clay. Please read, full summary inside.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,809 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Raimundo, Kimiko - Complete
Cuppa Tea by SilentSniper reviews
A talk and tea would sound nice to anybody, but not to Omi. He was having tea with Chase Young. He was having an unpleasant talk with Chase Young. Chase Young is the enemy. Onesided ChaseOmi.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Omi, Chase - Complete
Wonderwall by GirlquinndreameR reviews
For Heiji and Kazuha, life was full of winding roads to finally reach happiness.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Heiji H., Kazuha T. - Complete
First Kiss by Ryou VeRua reviews
Not all things come easy for a genius, or even a genius' sibling. Kissing is one of those things. Kiddyshipping [for contest]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Mokuba K., Rebecca H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 2,280 - Follows: 295 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Breakdown by LuckyLadybug reviews
UPDATED NOVEMBER 20TH! Gin is missing and turns up in an emotionally and mentally damaged condition. As Vodka tries to help him recover, he also tries to piece together exactly what happened to Gin while he was gone.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,250 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Gin, Vodka
No Way Out by LuckyLadybug reviews
CHAPTER 3 UP! The conclusion to the Ghosts trilogy. Ayumi has information that will help Gin and Vodka against the enemies they have not laid to rest, and somehow it seems to tie in with a mystery that Conan is working on.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,068 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Ayumi Y., Gin
Tin God by firefly reviews
God was virtually considered illegal. It was the military that garnered the reverence, and it was the military that every student, including him, was being prepped for inside an academy classroom. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Fatherhood in the Justice League by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Fatherhood isn't easy, especially if you're in the Justice League.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Oliver Q./Green Arrow, Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question - Complete
Sniper's Soliloquy by Eeveebeth Fejvu reviews
Nothing is certain in the Organization except death. Trusting is risky. Caring is hazardous. Believing is dangerous. So what about love? - This is the life of one cocktail member. This is the life of a sniper. CalvadosChianti
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,314 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Chianti, Calvados - Complete
Evil Never Dies by LuckyLadybug reviews
CONCLUDED WITH CHAPTER 8! The sequel to Ghosts. A new threat rises, which brings Ayumi in contact with Gin and Vodka again, and endangers all of their lives, and their very trust in each other.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,032 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Gin, Vodka - Complete
Callow Lamb by firefly reviews
Fair hair had shone through the darkness, slicked back and framing a slender, pale face. His lips were quirked almost mischievously, a contrast to his bright eyes, and she found herself wondering how a grown man could look so…angelic. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Ghosts by LuckyLadybug reviews
CONCLUDED WITH THE EPILOGUE! Ayumi accidentally witnesses part of an illegal business transaction. Now, the events that transpired are drawing everyone into a race against time to stop a madman. Rated for thematic elements.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,135 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Ayumi Y., Gin - Complete
Flying and Falling by Desidera reviews
Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to the Gypsy Circus! Let me tell you a tale of love and magic, of pain and sorrow. Let me entrance you. And welcome the stars of the ring! SKxYY, R, AU
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,333 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Everybody Loves Chase by Crusader Ari reviews
Chase is the kind of the guy that can be paired with anyone. What happens one day when everyone starts yelling their proclamations of love for him?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Chase - Complete
Into The North by Kailin reviews
Fifteen years after Voldemort's fall, Severus Snape thought he'd finally found peace. Then he received an unexpected visit, and discovers that he's not the only one needing to make peace with the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,102 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Lolita by Kamikakushi reviews
[AU] [Aoyagi Ritsuka smiled at the little butterfly, and took Soubi’s breath away.] A forbidden affair, a secret love, and all Hell breaks loose when the truth is revealed. R and R. Based on the novel Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov. [complete]
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,329 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Complete
The Owl Chronicles by white mouse reviews
Severus, Minerva, Sybill and cringe Lockhart take the 3rd year students on a Muggle Studies field trip. Of course it's complete anarchy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Playing the Right Note by KosagiNoLegion reviews
Sequel to Playing with the Big Boys: Choir Practice and a trip to the museum go awry. Without Conan there, can only three Detective Boys solve the case? Chapter 3 & Epilogue: Verisimo A complicated trap goes awry and only the truth can salvage matters. C
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,291 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Ai Haibara/Shiho M., Ayumi Y. - Complete
Loving You More by Amarin Rose reviews
Pairing: Kurt–Kitty Summary: It's only now that Kurt is with Amanda that she realizes the true depths of her feelings for him. But when Amanda dumps Kurt, can Kitty be strong enough not to take advantage of his feelings?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,823 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Things that Never Happened I: Blue by Nemo the Everbeing reviews
After everything they've ever known falls to pieces, McCoy and Spock attempt to find some meaning in what is left of their lives. Not a happy story. Will contain slash.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,094 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2005 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Playing with the Big Boys by KosagiNoLegion reviews
A mysterious new boy joins Conan's class and is befriended by the Detective Boys. It isn't what you think. Chapter 3: Dog Day Afternoon COMPLETE
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,625 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005 - M. Sera, Shuichi A./Subaru O. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2834 - Favs: 7,179 - Follows: 612 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Best Laid Plans by lynnxlady reviews
[Ishtar x Duzell] Ishtar, Phelios, Duzell, and the point where it all intersects.. Nothing is going according to plan.
Vampire Game - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Complete
Welcome to The Center by Rinslet reviews
After solving unwittingly a paranormal mystery, Martin Mystery and Diana Lombard are sent to a secret organization hideout, 'The Center' where they encounter a woman with the codename; M.O.M... (from M.O.M's POV)One-shot.
Martin Mystery - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Complete
Fathers and Daughters by David Hines reviews
Jim Gordon takes a late-night walk and gets more out of it than he bargained for.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/4/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1845 - Favs: 5,670 - Follows: 906 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Last Temptation of Alfred by David Hines reviews
At a butlering convention, Alfred has a moment of weakness.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 121 - Published: 3/12/2004
Crazy Aunty Icka's Slightly Strange Short Stories by Icka M. Chif reviews
Short stories that are too long to go into Fic Snips, but too short to just post on their own. Mostly comedy. New: Day at the beach. Or not...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 18,575 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 12/11/2002
Conversations Among Ghosts by Ysabet reviews
NOT a ghost story, I repeat: NOT a ghost story! Detective Takagi decides to ask some *very* direct questions of Conan; secrets will be revealed, cars will break down, weirdness will prevail and people will (of course) get murdered.***FINISHED 2/10/03!***
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,152 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/10/2003 - Published: 6/3/2002
Sense & Sensitivity by KosagiNoLegion reviews
So many in the Detective Conan universe have secrets. What is Hattori Heiji's?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,368 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/19/2002 - Heiji H., Ai Haibara/Shiho M. - Complete
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The Fallen reviews
The downfall of the Black Organization, and how the events leading up to, and after it, affect the lives of those who chased them. EDITED Nov 24
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,462 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Shukichi H., Gin - Complete
Comparing Life to Chocolate reviews
This is told from the REAL Fai's perspective in his last moments. That means spoilers for the Celes Arc! The cold didn't care that a boy, dubbed a misfortune twin at birth, had just passed on.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Fai, Fei Wong - Complete
Strawberry Blonde reviews
Just a pointless fic. Gin is annoyed over his change of hair color, and a corpse seeks revenge after death...accidentally!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Gin, Vodka - Complete
The Scab Fairy reviews
Pointless drabble fic. Abby's experiences involving the Scab Fairy, starting when her dad first tells her the story. References to Episode 5.
Grossology - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
Tsubasa's Girl Scout Troop reviews
Sequal to Come to the Dark Side-We Have Girl Scout Cookies! The adventure of Sakura & Tomoyo's troop continues! With the aid of Fai, the troop "mom", Kurogane, and Syaoran, the girls work to sell their cookies to their insane customers!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Sakura, Fai - Complete
Night Stalker reviews
Shinichi, still trapped in his grade school body, watches Ran sleep. Mulling over desperate fantasies he’s knows won’t come true, the detective wonders if he truly qualifies as a stalker now.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009 - M. Sera, Ran M. - Complete
I Am the Broken Mirror reviews
Sakura reflects on honorifics: is she Sakura hime or chan? With her doubts and fears spiraling her downward into a chaotic mess, what will Sakura’s decision be if any ? Look into the broken mirror to see: after all, she is one.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Sakura - Complete
Habit reviews
Syaoran reflects on his habits, and, in turn, his hand in starting this adventure. Chalk full of spoilers, this is an much more pronounced emo-side of him than ever seen before!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Syaoran - Complete
Come to the Dark Side! We Have Girl Scout Cookies! reviews
Sakura and Tomoyo are Girl Scouts! Fai's the troup mom! What happens when Kurogane and Syaoran are customers? Hilarity, of course! Minor KuroFai and SyaoSaku. Rated T for minor swearing.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Fai, Sakura - Complete
The Mixed Up Conan Story reviews
Conan, Barney, and Dora, OH MY! This crazy tale of the murder of Barney is funny, totally random, and exciting! Written by my 9 year old little brother, this tale is a must read for anybody who ever wished Barney's demise!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2008 - M. Sera, Off. Megure - Complete