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Author has written 3 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D..

Name:Caroline, I have many nicknames such as: Care, Carly, Star,

DOB:06/24/94

Age:19

Hobbies: Reading, writing, watching transformers on youtube, and roleplaying as characters both original, and Canon.

I am a poem writer as well.

I haven't been around much. I'm in college now, and some fanfics I write, might just deal with shows I'm watching now, or rping out with friends online.

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Transformers: I'm Crazy, Right?--Rewrite is Transformers: Herald, Host by Falcon's Hyperdrive reviews
Kate has a voice in her head and she's just been transported to the world of Transformers. She can't outrun her troubles, however, for some things hold true between the realities. Her kidnappers are one of them. Adding the Decepticons to the mix just makes things worse. It's enough to drive any girl insane, and she's sure she's already there. (rewritten, see last chapter for info)
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 83,323 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 48m ago - Published: 9/27/2008 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Jazz, OC - Complete
The Children by whitestreak reviews
This story is about a young girl named Penny. She has a weird habit of buying only self-picked or 'special' transformers. But, one day to her delight and surprise they come to life! But is there more going on then just granting a lonely teens wishes? Based off of the G1 characters but does NOT follow its timeline. There are more characters involved then the ones listed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,115 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Ratchet, Grimlock, Sideswipe, Blaster
The Autobot's Guide to Survival with Humans by SapphireBee reviews
They came from another world, a different culture. Figures they need to lay down some guidelines just to get by. Just how do the Autobots cope with humans without frying their hardrives?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 12/1/2009
Dreaming a Reality by Mistress Megatron reviews
Two sisters lives are turned upside down when their transformers toys come to life, resulting in chaos, drama, and...romance?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 202,565 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 3/1/2008
Disregarded by N. H. Moonshadow reviews
A young runaway strives to survive away from familiar faces. But scars that run deep are not easily forgotten, and strength can be found in the most unlikely places. Barricade centric. 07' movie/G1 mash up. AU after the first movie.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,738 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Barricade, Prowl - Complete
When Life Turns Upside Down by Corona 1 reviews
Movieverse Lyn Xanders, a paramedic in Mission City, has her life turned on its head one fateful morning on her way to work. Rated T for violence. RatchetXOC some OOCness in some chapters. RnR, please? rating subject to change.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,863 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Ratchet
Expect the Unexpected by ShiTiger reviews
Slash Transformer one-shots and drabbles. Ch 24: Unexpected Rescue. (Rescue Bots, featuring: Heatwave, Kade, Medix, Hoist, and Chase)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,413 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire, Heatwave
Fangirls from another world by Flower K. Owl reviews
When three Transformers fangirls drop in the middle of an autobot meeting, will they try to do everything to get home, or just annoy the heck out of giant robots? I think we already know the answer.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,378 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 4/8/2009
Untitled by Exodiano reviews
#4 Privet Drive. "What? I have another aunt!" Almost shouted Harry. Witwicky's residence. "What? Mom...You're a Brit? and I have two cousins and an uncle?" asked doubtfully Sam. SLASH SAM x HARRY x BEE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,830 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Harry P., Sam W.
The Prank Wars by autobotgirl12328 reviews
Who is the master of pranks? Is is Sunstreaker or is it Sideswipe or is it...Ratchet?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,916 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
It's All Real by AquaBurst reviews
Four friends end up in NA and are attacked by the Decpticons. The Autobots save them and they become friends. But what do the Cons want with them? Can the Autobots keep them safe or will one of them die.OPxOC BxOC SunxOC SidesxOC. Drama,danger,action,loN
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,396 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Optimus Prime
The Evil Side Of Prime by autobotgirl12328 reviews
Optimus Prime seems to be the one bot on the whole ark that isn't a prankster or a prankee. One morning he gives up to the good guy act and desides to have some fun. First a prank on the pranksters themselves! What could happens next?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,445 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Angels Fall First by Mistress Megatron reviews
After Optimus discovers that the Allspark managed to rebirth inside a human female, he does everything in his power to keep her from falling into the hands of the Decepticons, even if it means giving up his own spark to make sure she is safe. Movieverse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,464 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Optimus Prime - Complete
New beginning's Big Disasters by tropicangell reviews
Based after the 2007 movie. A girl who lost everything and then is sent across the country where she'll start in a new school and a new home will find out that there is more to her than just an average teen, when things get a whole lot complicated.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,973 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 8/23/2007
Fighting Fate And Our Hearts by darknekogirl16 reviews
There nothing left only pain and fear Decepticons have won and we were all inslaved with no hope to look forward too. That was untill we heard about the Safe Heaven. Freedom is so close but yet so far away, Fighting is the only way to win back our freedom
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011
50 things NOT to do by glompmeXD reviews
A list of 50 things sunstreaker and sideswipe are not allowed to do in and out of the base
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Spitfire by The.Firing.Squad reviews
A three-way tug of war begins between the humans, the Autobots, and the Decepticons for the young girl infected with the very life force everyone believed to have disappeared...The All Spark.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 138,234 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 1/17/2009
The Wars Not Over by XxLaBellaNottexX reviews
Just when the Autobots think the war is won, there's a new threat just waiting to kill them all. This story will contain spoilers of the 3rd TF movie. You've been warned! Pairing: OC/Roadbuster, OC/Mirage mentioned Rated M for violence and sex.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime
The Do's and Don'ts of living with Robots by District X reviews
The title says it all. These are the do's and the don'ts of living with Robots
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Sam W.
More Than Meets the Eye by hawklover90 reviews
set during 07 movieverse Grace finally picks a new and hopefully permanent place to stay in Tranquility, Nevada. There, she meets Samuel Witwicky and sees an empty yellow 1975 Chevey Camaro...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,506 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 5/23/2008
Unexpected Twist in Life by Autobot Alythia reviews
What happens when Zikya, Neara, and Blizzy, 3 normal girls, get thrown into the TF battle? Humor and romance of course! SunstreakerXOC, SideswipeXOC, and WheeljackXOC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,214 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009
Toys and a Wish by Raven06 reviews
It all started out as a wish...little did I know that it would turn into something much much more.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,032 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 9/11/2008
Hands of a Healer by Kesera reviews
Movie-verse with G1 leanings. Ratchet discovers a paramedic injured in a Decepticon attack. Can he help her recover and can she help him learn to live again? Eventual RatchetXOC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,760 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Ratchet
Rules for the Autobots by BeeBee's girl reviews
Rules for living with the Autobots and humans. PLEASE TAKE THE RULES SERIOUSLY .JAZZ IS ALIVE! 900 views!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010
More Than Meets The Eye by Hikarigirl18 reviews
Set in a Toy Story type of genre. Three young women Transformers fans go to a special event at their local toy store Once there they recieve plushes of their favorite Transformers characters. However, there's more going on than they think.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,016 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Teen Titans' Bloopers! by TTCyclone reviews
Ok, Haven't you ever wanted to go on set with the Teen Titans...and see their bloopers! Well now you can! Lol I made this out of random boredom...Dang and I got more then 520 reviews! You know it just be good!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 19,156 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Robin, Beast Boy
Flipside by Nan00k reviews
A fan of Transformers makes three realizations: Transformers are now real. Barricade wants to kill her. And now he's getting married to her cousin. Life...is no longer simple. Crack; post-2007movie.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,214 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
Stuck by Tai Prime reviews
A prank on Prime I do not own Transformers. Only the Pranks. I n know it's late for halloween. chapter 3 is acually a preveiw for a story that will follow if i get good reveiws.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 1/30/2008
Afternoon Conversations with the 'Bots by Mickerayla reviews
Conversations with the Transformers we all know and love.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/9/2007
Home Sweet Home by MoonRose91 reviews
Sequel to Feeling Lost, Third in Mute Series. Emma is pulled out of a normal school not realizing how she has changed, why she has changed. The Silent Child is slowly grapsing who she will become...and maybe find home sweet home.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Jazz, Sam W. - Complete
Shoots and Ladders by Lnzy1 reviews
G1. Sometimes first impressions aren’t always the right ones, but around the Ark, one truth remains firm and everlasting: When in doubt, duck. Spike centric series of related one-shots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,757 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Spike W.
Ferry me Away by Skye Lee reviews
11 friends go for a roadtrip to Michigan, Detroit in hopes to enjoy themselves at a concert. Until they are ferryed into the "other" universe, the universe where a certain cartoon is real. Can they survive there, and for how long? Read to find out!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,478 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009
Protector by Raven06 reviews
IronhidexOC Ironhide is assigned to watch over Sam and Bee during the school year to make sure the school wont be targeted by the remaining Decepticon’s. What will happen when he meets a girl having bullying problems?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,065 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Ironhide
Bother by Misfitschibis reviews
A bunch of Storys I've made over the years in Which Misfits the Chibi Master pesters Bumblebee like she would to an older brother
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,636 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 8/29/2007
Two to Five Seconds by chibi-veneficus reviews
MovieVerse: It began when Ratchet just happened to be in the same area with Sam when he invoked the Five Seconds Rule. Laughter followed. Now: Bluestreak discovers, and is confused by, food idioms. Epps just wants to be somewhere else far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,804 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/4/2008
A Day in the Life by Kookaburra reviews
This is an anthology of one-shot, stand alone short stories that describe the Autobots and Decepticons getting used to life on earth, and their human companions getting used to living with giant alien robots.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Life sucks so deal with it by Autobot traitor reviews
A girl gets stuck in the transformer war. Her life takes a turn when she now live with the Decepticon but will her past be a problem. That not her only problem, what happens when she turns bot. chap 7 up
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,737 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Hot Shot
Then Came Sunstreaker by Falcon's Hyperdrive reviews
Post-ROTF... When Sunstreaker came, Lennox and Epps couldn't figure out why all the Autobots were so happy and yet worried that he and Sideswipe were reunited. And then Ironhide was pranked . . .
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/2/2010 - W. Lennox, Ironhide, R. Epps, Sideswipe - Complete
So Believe by Panic Switch reviews
TF: '07 Movie After seeing strange cars circling her school, Paris decides to investigate. When her friends see no harm in these cars, she has to go it alone. She has no idea what she's gotten herself into.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,754 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
Autobot Family by Sminny-Wew reviews
What if Sari was a normal girl who was taken in by Autobots? Follow Optimus Prime, Blackarachnia, and the other Autobots as they raise her. Included: tons of fluff, family bonding, and a few giggles here and there.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,544 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Sari S., Kicker
My Big Sister the Spider by Nocturne no Kitsune reviews
Sari's life is not what it could have been. Her Father has died and the company has Collapsed due to bad management, Leaving Sari with nothing but a life on the streets where she has grown in unexpected ways, in order to survive. Can anything Save Sari?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,930 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sari S., Blackarachnia
Accidental Happenings by Silveromance reviews
Andrea had been minding her own when she finds herself in the Transformers universe. With a smart mouth and a temper of her own she quickly catches the attention of Megatron, not to mention Barricade.Based on 2007movie Barricadeoc and some Starscreamoc
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 9/14/2007
Needing Me by Megatron's Blackfire reviews
He was all alone. She needed someone to talk to. Maybe organics weren't as bad as they seemed. Movieverse No pairings
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,505 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Soundwave - Complete
Autobot Pranks by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 121,754 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
A Gamecube, the Allspark, and Marcee by Kittisbat reviews
The Allspark was destroyed, the shard pulled from Megatron's chest a mere hunk of metal that's only use was to remind the Autobots of their loss. But energy, power, isn't destroyable.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,280 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009
My Life Is Anything But Simple by SeiraMizu reviews
A rich girl who ran away from home gets caught up in the Transformers war. Can she and her friends survive while finding love on the way? This story is now rated M.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 69,851 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
To Be Real by Rob Lockster reviews
G1; What to do when your ride's late? What about when your confronted by holograms, and you think they're humans? Let's go find out, shall we?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Prowl, Jazz
The One Called Dragonfang by LegendarywriterZephyrStar reviews
It all started with a transforming laptop. From there, Zephyr's life became a crazy roller coaster ride with an ex-Decepticon bodyguard, a toaster that's really an Autobot warrior, and a psychotic Decepticon that's out for her blood. Isn't life great?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,290 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Mirage
Animated trouble by thessan11 reviews
When two siblings end up in TFA, they have to figure out what to do with an allspark shard, how to escape Decepticons and find the autobots before they become another victime in Starscreams search for power! A humor fanfic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009
Guardian by shimmershadow30 reviews
This is dedicated to autobotgirl12328. She deserves more than this but i stink.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Perceptor - Complete
A Wild Adventure by TFSTARFIRE reviews
A girl who has just moved home wishes she could go on a wild adventure and gets more than she bargained for.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
A Collection of CrackFics II by Arctic Banana reviews
Everyone's favorite Transformers are back for more zany crackiness. Contains a lot of insomnia-induced insanity. Read at your own risk...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009
Ways To Piss Off The Autobots by Kikizehfox reviews
Just a list I made of ways to annoy the autobots. I made this mostly for amusement and a way to get out of a writers block if/when I ever need to. Ideas are loved!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/27/2009
Whispers in the Dark by Raketia Natoriss reviews
Jennifer Spark was a normal seventeen-year-old; until she moved to Detroit. She soon learns there’s more to her past then she thinks. Crappy summary, its better then this I swear.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,004 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008
Metallic Thoughts, Genetic Memories by dixiegurl13 reviews
Sector Seven has formed a deadly alliance with a well-known terrorist organization in an attempt to eradicate all Cybertronians from Earth. But a young woman and her unlikely Decepticon ally have something to say about that.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,991 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008
Rowan by mataulvr reviews
the last story of my series of getting the Autobots girlfriedns, the last but not least is Jazz, he meets a girl named Rowan and sparks fly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,517 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
I'll Stand By You by SapphireBee reviews
Sam has had to deal with some devastating news, Bumblebee reminds Sam, he will always be there for him, no matter what. Songfic, A frienship story between a guardian and his charge.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Humanity for Dummies: Autobot Edition by Mazarine Fennec reviews
Time to learn about humans boys.. What? There's no manual? oh, damn, guess ya better start studyin' The Autobots find out just how to be a human... the hard way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,920 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008
Where to Go: The Start of a New Beginning by Witch08 reviews
Bumblebee is a young girl who has it bad. Her parents are abusive, she is mute and can not say a word, and believes she is nothing but worthless. Full summary inside. READ AUTHOR'S NOTE IN CHAPTER 4!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Bumblebee - Complete
Welcome to Crackverse by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
07Movie, not 09 compliant, series of interrelated oneshots. WARNING: Crack pairings. 5: Happily, Crackily Ever After. Sam embraces the insanity, and Maggie and Soundwave herald the end of the Cybertronian war.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Looking For Love by varsitylove16 reviews
Sam finds a new friend who also happens to be the new girl. She's soon kidnapped by the Decepticons and they change her in a way no one thought possible... Lowered rating.. for now.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,966 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008
The Unprotected by Zarak342 reviews
G1, oneshot. We sought the Decepticons, certain that our enemy was the source of it, demanding a cure. It was not the Decepticons. They were just as surprised to watch this world demish around them as we were.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Down By the Bay by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
TFA: When Blitzwing's personality is stuck on Random, that can only mean one thing...those poor Decepticons... This story is completed
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 61,609 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Blitzwing - Complete
In Memory Lost by Dark Maria reviews
Part Five of Fair Winds of Cybertron. An amnesiac who should be very familiar to those who read my stories dodges pursuers as she struggles to make sense of her dreams. Read and review, please.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,902 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Megatron - Complete
All The World Is Waiting For The Sun by Arctic Banana reviews
It starts raining on a camping trip. Bumblebee's scared of thunder, Mikaela has the ability to assemble storm clouds, Sam's annoyed at Mikaela's ability, Barricade is ticked off by the squishies as usual, and Jazz just wants his leg back from Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
This Cannot Be Happening by Zaikia reviews
I always knew my life was normal, that is until I bought a Chevrolet Camero and found a cube looking thingy in my backyard, which happened to be the All Spark. I almost get killed by a giant alien robot named Barricade and I'm saved by Bumblebee.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
A Deceptive Heart by Black Shadow Fox Shaman reviews
Kit is a Lieutenant in the Naval Airforce. She's the pilot of an F18. One night she comes across a strange symbol on the jet next to hers. Knowing its a transformer can she get him to open up before its to late and her dreams become a hard reality?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,733 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Backtalk by SeekerFreefall reviews
Movie-verse; Ironhide, Sarah Lennox. Ironhide learns why you never get a mom mad at you, for they have ways of making your life a complete hell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Sara L., Ironhide - Complete
Randomverse by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
G1 crack drabble series. It's the random adventures of an Autobot, a Decepticon, and a human.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008
Skywarp's List by Strayscream reviews
Based off Skippy's List. 213 things Skywarp is not allowed to do anymore, or else not allowed to even attempt, no matter how appealing it may seem. Story has been abandoned and may never be updated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Skywarp
Sparklings and Seekers by S. Phantom reviews
When a explosion caused many of the mechs to turn into sparklings, help comes in a somewhat surprising form.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,692 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009
Ask Optimus! by AutobotGirl6 reviews
ever had a question you wanted to ask the big cheese of the Autobots? This is your chance! Q&A with the big guy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Optimus Prime
Shiny Ball by madwriter223 -TF reviews
There were a lot of things that could force an emotional reaction from many mechs. There is only one that could force one an emotional reaction from Soundwave. This was it. Humor, Family, seekers, Cassetticons and a... shiny ball?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Soundwave - Complete
Daughter of Cybertron by Hot Rod's Girl reviews
A girl gets her life torn away from her when two men kidnap her on the streets of Detroit. Now she must live and deal with the aftermath that has turned her into a freak. Shunned by the people, she gets help from an unexpected source. Full summary inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,023 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
When the Stars Shine Bright by panthergirl29 reviews
She thought her life was real. What if it was all a lie? How will she cope with discovering she was never who she thought? Who will be there to help her? Rated T just to be safe.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009
Twin Ninjas by panthergirl29 reviews
Two special girls moved to Detroit. A little to surprisingly they end up getting caught up with the Autobots. Can they use their abilities as ninjas and kick Decepti-aft while falling in love? ProwlxOC! JazzxOC! Rated T for my bad mouth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,795 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
This Can't End Well, Can It? by panthergirl29 reviews
After one of Wheeljack's famous experiments goes horribly wrong the Transformers are stuck as humans. Will they ever fix this mess? What happens when they meet a club of fangirls? Rated T for FOD Fangirl Obsessive Dissorder and Ironhide's swearing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009
My Screwed Up Life by panthergirl29 reviews
I should've known this would happen. My dad buys a piece of crap truck. My friends' cars start acting suspiciouslly. Yep, my life was screwed as soon as I offered to drive to the store.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009
16 Years Later by panthergirl29 reviews
I know it's a bad title. The children of the Humans who fought at Mission City meet some new friends. These friends however have secrets and interesting personalities. Especially Raindrop. I suck at summaries. Contains OC.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
Unexpected Life by Hot Rod's Girl reviews
A girl moves from her home town to Tranquility and gets thrown into the unexpected world of the autobots. Will she survive the many encounters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,571 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Megatron vs the Internet by BBailey reviews
It looks like the Decepticons are having a little fun with the internet behind Megatron's back! don't forget to review!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Megatron - Complete
Rain of Minnesota by Krystel of Elaria reviews
What would you do if after you met an Autobot your life just seemed to totally spiral out of control. Not only that but you and your friends soon find out that you're actually Autobots thought to have died millions of years ago!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,160 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
Begging for Mercy by Mistress Megatron reviews
After Cybertron...Trapped in a void beyond time and space, Megatron would do anything to return. What happens when he finds his way back, and it's through a psychopathic human? A series of deadly accidents lead to total chaos. Romance in later chapters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 115,106 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Megatron - Complete
Transformers: IM Conversation by Blackmoondragon1415 reviews
In a IM chat about the 2007 movie, Wheelie asks a very awkward question. Oneshot Please R&R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Swindle's New Friends by beelzemongirl reviews
Might have to put this on hold guys. I don't know if it's the website or something else, but it won't let me update, sorry. Before Andromeda, there were two human girls, Skyler and her sister Emily. But what happened to them? Not a pairing!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,477 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Swindle - Complete
Decepticons And Toddlers Don't Mix by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Barricade decides to kidnap Annabelle Lennox and hold her as a captive for leverage against the Autobots, he finds that when it comes to not co-operating, Decepticons have nothing on wilful human toddlers. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Barricade, Annabelle L. - Complete
The Opposite game by autobotgirl12328 reviews
the sequal of the sequal of the sequal of the sequal of the name game...let's just say that Barricade and Sideswipe becoem the best of friends! to good to be true...you don't know the half of it!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Cybertron Science Class by autobotgirl12328 reviews
Sequal to Two plus one equals trouble. ratchet tries to get some Ark crew members to do a worm dissection. Poor Ratchet and worms is all I can say.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Sparkling Sitter by laniana9425 reviews
Rebecca is a sparkling sitter and is very good at it. But, she will face her greatest challenge yet in this story. Warning: Baby Autobots and Decepticons abound. May cause fits of laughter and AWWING
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2009
Gives You Hell by OptimusPrime's Girlfriend reviews
Everyone's bored at the base. So Sam comes up with an idea to throw a swimming party. The group invites everyone at the base...but when a certain person shows up, things start to get pretty hectic. lol. Rated T for some language...not a lot though.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2009
The Story Game by autobotgirl12328 reviews
Sunstreaker, after being chased into Prime's room, explains to the commander how tough his friendship is with Baricade and Sideswipe. Sadly Prime takes the whole story as an understatement that is till the two find them...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
See Who I Am by vixen1991 reviews
TFA Aurora hates her life; her father is cruel, her mother is gone and her sister is never there, but that all changes when she meets a certain seeker and soon she leaves her old life for a new one. Please read and review
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Starscream
A Transformer's Fanfic Dictionary by Shoshana17 reviews
The title says it all
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009
New World, New Language by varsitylove16 reviews
Jazz gets bored. Results... not good. One-shot
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Jazz - Complete
Kidnapped by an Autobot by Kittisbat reviews
I get picked up from school by my mother- only it's not my mother. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
What if? by Sustain reviews
Talking on the net to friends late at night can make your mind wonder. "What If?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2009
The Permision game by autobotgirl12328 reviews
Sequal to The Name Game. Barricade and Sideswipe aren't the best of friends most of the time but who ends up suffering? Sunstreaker!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Boys, Meet my Truck by Fire Redhead reviews
Set after "Tinman". Ironhide deals with Annabelle's prospective suitors. Will Annabelle ever find "Mr. Right" with Ironhide scaring off any who dare to pursue her?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,774 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
The Miracle of Life by varsitylove16 reviews
A certain subject in health class is never pleasing.. Total crack-fic.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Ratchet - Complete
Two plus one equals trouble! by autobotgirl12328 reviews
Ratchet feels he needs to teach the twins math. Bad idea! Pranksters never work well in an inclosed enviroment with no one but a grumpy Ratchet...Ratchet is going to kill them!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Plot Bunny report by autobotgirl12328 reviews
While writing a report for Prowl about what not to do, Sunstreaker gets some odd story plots and begins to doodle on his report. Oh how the Plot Bunnies work...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Sunstreaker - Complete
The Name Game by autobotgirl12328 reviews
When Barricade loses all his memory but his name who would nicely help him? Sadly who end up finding him are...the twins!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
The Twins' Revenge by Aethelgythe reviews
At last, the long awaited sequel to "Jazz's Bipolar Prank". It's the infamous prankster twins...and no one outpranks them and gets away with it! Please R&R! COMPLETE
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,325 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Things You'll Never Hear Transformers Say by eeyop1428 reviews
Just as the title says. What foolhardy, shocking, funny lines do the Transformers never say on air? Or ever, in fact? Look here and see! Rated T for some Cybertronian profanity/innuendo. Sparklings are warned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008
Transformers Watch Transformers by shimmershadow30 reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if the Autobots watched the Transformers movie? What if they decided to create their own? Side-Story of Twin Trouble. You may be a tad confused so I reccommend reading it first.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2009
Twins by Calliope693 reviews
Sam and Kim meet the Lambo Twins!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Prowl and Lockdown: 50 Sentences by Geminigirl83 reviews
50 sentences concerning Prowl and Lockdown's relationship; the ups, the downs, the awkwardness, and, yes, eventually love. Contains slash. Read inside for further warnings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Lockdown, Prowl - Complete
Transformers School by Raven06 reviews
AU Two good friends start their first day at their new school only to find that their teachers bear a strange resemblance to their favorite Transformers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008
Mine by Hot Rod's Girl reviews
Prowl finds something interesting going on in the med bay. My first attempt at Humor and something that just popped up in my head.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Prowl - Complete
Screaming by RaeVenn-Chan reviews
I've discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Prowl, Miles L. - Complete
Mustard and Ketchup by Dragowolf reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreak meet preschools, and one preschool has some new names for them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Trapped! by Katanagirl16 reviews
He'd kill the fragger! . . . as soon as he got out of the brig that is. any-verse. Please read and review. rated for Cybertronian swearing. one-shot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Ironhide, Jazz - Complete
Twin Trouble by shimmershadow30 reviews
What happens when twin humans meet twin Autobots that love pranks? We'll give you a hint one word...MAYHEM.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
The transformers in my backyard by autobotgirl12328 reviews
She loved Transformers but she didnt expect it to go as far as they'd land in her backyard! How well can this work out, having 5 Autobots to look after? And how well will it work with her friend's Decepticons? -In need of some fine tuning...-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,509 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Playing the game by MISCrasyaboutfanfics reviews
This is what happens when the Autobots play games with Mikaela and Sam. Don't ask...completed.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
The Battle of the Pranksters! by DragonSpiritX reviews
G1 the tides have turned and the twins get pranked for a change. what will they do when they find out who pranked them? what kind of hell will they cause to their prankster?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008
A Wild Adventure Christmas Time by TFSTARFIRE reviews
A story for the Christmas season. The Autobots and Decepticons learn about some of the Christmas traditions with some hilarious consequences. G1/Movieverse.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Sandwich! by varsitylove16 reviews
Twins plus hockey times Ratchet equals... uh oh. Prequel to "Hockey?"
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
What Not To Do With the Transformers Guide by Sapphire225 reviews
Set in several universes. How do you avoid getting killed by a psychopathic robt? How do you remain on the good side of some. Want to know your limitations? Don't fear! This guide will protect you from losing limbs and your life! Read bottom for details.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008
A Twin Christmas by Jazz's Girl reviews
The twin terrors get into a little Christmas fun. One shot. Short. Very short. Twins wrapping paper Ironhide trouble!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Of GestaltMates and FlowerChains by Ksiezniczka reviews
G1. Breakdown was always afraid of a chance meeting with an Autobot. But... this wasn't how he thought one would ever go. Where was the fighting? The killing? And what the heck are sunflowers?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Breakdown, Fireflight - Complete
Drop the Chocolate by LokiWaterDraca reviews
Ratchets got to learn... messing with some things leads to no good. Short ficlett and now a twoshot but maybe more depending on the bunny.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Ratchet, Maggie M. - Complete
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Hockey? by varsitylove16 reviews
What scares people more than the Decepticons? A really angry Ratchet. First attempt at a FanFic.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Bumblebee - Complete
Security Breech by Cyndi reviews
CHRISTMAS FIC. Will finds a way to freak Ironhide out.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Practical Applications by Dierdre reviews
Sam tests out a new invention. Ratchet is not amused.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
TF: Coffee by optimus prime girl reviews
Rahcel makes the mistake of giving Frenzy and Barricade coffee.....
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
Family Unit by Ciscogirl reviews
A family doesn't have to be through blood or similar programming. A family can be forged through love; and a bunch of mechs trying to figure out how to make an eight-year-old go to bed before ten. Transformers Animated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,827 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008
Trick, treat or transform? by Calliope693 reviews
Halloween special! Kim and Sam are hosting a Halloween party and the Autobots are invited!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
The Autobot Files by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Five drabbles. Movieverse. Autobots, and fun with alien stereotypes. Click to find the answers to crop circles, UFOs, and more!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Sideswipes New Toy by FauxGateau reviews
Sideswipe is impressed with a small human toy, which he recreates to cause havoc.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Life Science by Arctic Banana reviews
Sam has to take care of a life-like baby doll for his Life Science class. Unfortunately, the doll turns out to be a demon whose goal is to make sure neither he nor Bumblebee ever get any sleep...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Wanna go to the firing range? by RaeVenn-Chan reviews
“You probably should go after them.” “Why?” “You said no shooting living things, but you never said no shooting at living things.” Rated for one not so bad curse word... Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Ironhide, Captain Lennox - Complete
Gleeful Abandon by vericus reviews
Lennox and Sheppard have a deeply philosophical discussion about parts of the human psyche exposed by frequent interaction with a certain Autobot.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/21/2008 - John S., W. Lennox - Complete
Of Restless Lamborghinis by Paleodex reviews
G1 Prowl decided quite early on that a bored Sideswipe is a dangerous Sideswipe. And of course, a bored Sideswipe is bound to create some kind of mess and/or mayhem, especially when said Sideswipe is confined to small space.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Sideswipe - Complete
Never underestimate a girl by Calliope693 reviews
2007 movieverse AU. What if Ron and Judy Witwicky had not just a daughter, but two? Chaos and a lot of fun! Watch out, Transformers!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,412 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Cybertronian Tales by Heslestor reviews
My collection of stories inspired by the Random Pairing Generator. Chapter 5: Optimus / Sam / Memory "Amazing, really, how such a little organic could have such a very large impact on a race whose individuals were older than his entire species."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sam Witwicky, Optimus Prime
10 Reasons by Arctic Banana reviews
While in the medbay with Bumblebee, Jazz comes across a list of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's top ten excuses for getting in accidents and in trouble with the law.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Warriors: the clans of Detroit by toavekema reviews
Something lurks in the forest of Detroit,four forgotten warrior clans who been around for 50 years. The city of Detroit are now stuck in an upcoming war. rest of the summary is in inside in the prologue not the cast.warriors/transformers.rate may go up
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008
After by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Complete. Oneshot series, semi-crossover with Golden Compass. 9: Optimus; But while they could almost visualize the dæmons of their intergalactic friends, Optimus’ remained hidden inside him. Optimus was an enigma.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,939 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Pull Over! by Sapphire225 reviews
G1. Don't try to outrun the police. Especially when the police happens to be Prowl. Rated T for language
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Prowl - Complete
A Robot's Love by LilCharmyBee reviews
Abby is a young adult who can never hold onto a man. Her current relationship is great till it takes a turn for the worst. She then wishes for a man that will always love her. What happens though when that man...is an Autobot?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2008
Transformers: Reality Check by Dragolover1 reviews
The Transformers are real and they've crash landed on our planet. Join Rachel, Lisa, Chelsea, Kelsey, and your favorite Cybertronians as they search for the Cube and fight for our world. Title maybe subject to change. G1,HM,RiD,Armada,Energon,Cybertron,07
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,947 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2008
Science by Soggy Phoenix reviews
When Wheeljack and Perceptor watch back to the future, even the Decepticons feel the consequences. LJ Plot bunny answer
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Brick Wall by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Ratchet is vastly entertained by Jazz's timing. Prowl is not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Shell Shock by tearsofamaidensheart reviews
A small child happens to pick up a piece of scrap metal, with the power to destroy planets. That was ten years ago. Now Liz is a shy teen who's whole world is being shaken by giant Aliens. What's she do now, as she's thrown into a war that isn't her own?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,446 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008
Teenagers by LoveHopes reviews
Post 2007 Movie. The blot bunnies keep biting me so here are some one shots with OC's. They are disconnected randomone one shots. Disclaimer: I own nothing. You sew. You get nothing. Comprende? T for safety
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,779 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
The Dark Side of the Sun by Xerios reviews
Movieverse Ch.14 Posted : Arad steals Sam's fries, Kate annoys the Twins, Blitz arrives early, and things explode.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,925 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
Unwritten by Niham reviews
Movieverse, AU. Maggie is the author of the popular book series, Transformers. But when her ride transforms into a giant fictional robot, AKA main character Jazz, she realizes that there is more truth to her books than meets the eye. Who knew?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Maggie M.
Spark Sitting by Arctic Banana reviews
Prowl volunteers to watch Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. What at first seems like another hectic night of Lambo-twin mayhem eventually takes a drastic turn when the twins realize that Prowl's a bit more fun to hang out with than they originally thought.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
Exercise in Foldility by Dena Gray reviews
One-shot Crackfic. If the Cube can fold down, so can the Autobots! Madness and mayhem ensue. 2007 movie-based. Slight suggestion of MaggiexHide and BeexHide. And RatchetxElectricity...which is another crackfic...slashy
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Bumblebee, Ironhide - Complete
101 Ways To Know You're Addicted To Transformers by eeyop1428 reviews
Just as the title says - a 100-strong list of common and weird symptoms of Transformers addiction. Read on inside! *Revised January 2015*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
One Shots from 37,000ft: Transformers Edition by Cereal-Rapist-Spencer reviews
Some random one shots, First up, That's not funny Bee.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2008
Bumblebee's Midnight Adventure by Scotland's Fiery Rose reviews
Bumblebee the Autobot endures an attempt to steal him by car thieves. I am typing this for my brother who is not old enough to have a fan fiction account. For all who like to laugh!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
360 by xXsomeoneelseXx reviews
They've fought the good fight, finished the race, and departed. And now, they're coming back.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008
Three Cubes of Energon and a Cell Door by CasusFere reviews
Three gestalt commanders bond in a brig over energon and irritating teammates. One shot scene snippet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Night of the Living Fangirls by Arctic Banana reviews
The Transformers face their scariest foes yet: crazed fangirls.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Wasted by Arctic Banana reviews
Blackout, Barricade, Scorponok and Bonecrusher get drunk. Such happy-fun drunks they are!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Blackout, Bonecrusher - Complete
The Name Game by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Baby got by yiggersentia reviews
A Transformers Movieverse tribute to an all-time Karaoke favorite... with a little twist. This is a one-shot that evolved. What's up with Ironhide? How does Optimus handle it when it gets out of hand? Rated M for suggestive content.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008
Jammed by jaxink reviews
G1: The Twins always seem to be getting into a jam. -oneshot-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Sam Witwicky's Guide on Living with the Autobots by rrdt reviews
Sam decides to write a survival guide on living with the Autobots: not quite an Autobots-for-Dummies, but more Guidelines-you-should-follow-to-avoid-getting-squished-by-giant-robots-from-outer-space.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sam W. - Complete
Autobot's Guide to Human Recreation by Kisu Pure reviews
Movieverse. Short stories documenting the Autobots trying their hand at a few of the humans' favorite recreational activities. On haitus forever. :I
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,986 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
remote by mataulvr reviews
Just a very very random idea. Put together a TV, a TV remote, andvery curious Autobots. And what will that add to? Read and find out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Does Not Compute by jaxink reviews
2007 movieverse: Prowl doesn't understand why humans make up words that don't mean anything. Or maybe he's just upset he can't pronounce them? -oneshot-
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by Draconic Caduceus reviews
You know the old saying: hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, or something like that. Weell, you'd think the Autobots would know this by now, but evidently not. They figure that just because humans are squishy, they're harmless. Boy are they wrong.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008
How Far Is Too Far? by the-human-error reviews
G1: Laura, Spike's troublesome cousin, just doesn't know when to stop. She's pissed off most of the Autobots, now she's moving on to the Decepticons. Rated T for language, may change later...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,221 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2008
The Scheme of Things by LokiWaterDraca reviews
A side ficlet to Gold And Silver, The twins and Silvia decide to play a little joke on 'Hide but the jokes on them... now just funny little oneshots
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007
The Prank That Never Ends by Cereal-Rapist-Spencer reviews
The Twins get their hands on one of the most evil songs ever and Ratchet suffers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008
What The Frag? by xXsomeoneelseXx reviews
Blackbird attempts to understand humans, with humorous results. This is a collection of mutant plot bunnies that won't leave me alone. Contains OOCness. Based on my fic Turn Back.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008
No Such Thing As Dignity by Cassandra Cassidy reviews
2007 Movieverse: Ironhide is not a lucky bot. Not a lucky bot at all. Of all the earth creatures to take a liking to him, why did it have to be the Chihuahua... Oneshot, genfic.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Ironhide, Mojo - Complete
Two Pranks in One by L33Tbunny reviews
Movieverse07 Oneshot. Basically someone has once again pulled a prank on Ironhide, though for once it might not have been the twins. Read to find out who. I get bored in math class okay. Rated T for TF cursing, better to safe than sorry.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sideswipe, Bumblebee - Complete
A light in the darkness by thunderblast101 reviews
Kate an average teen finds Jazz in her backyard.Jazz is injered badly and stays with her till he can travel once again.She Slowly falls for jazz and his wonderfull charm.R&R Jazz x OC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/15/2008
Whose Idea Was This Anyways? by Mazarine Fennec reviews
Someone suggests a paintball fight to the autobots... unknowing of the chaos that would soon ensue.... rated for complete crack.. seriously.. you're brain's gonna die.. and transformer cussing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Exhausted by Cyndi reviews
Some things are universal among males... .o Movieverse o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Language, Sam! by LittleMewLugia reviews
SUMMARY: When Trent infuriuates Sam, Sam comes out with some language that completely shocks Ratchet, because Sam uses some Cybertronian cuss words, and not mild ones either. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
How to Raise a Human by Rangerfan58 reviews
basically what you see
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Bumblebee's dream of terror by ZOMBIESARI reviews
Bumblebee goes to sleep and has a scary dream ........ really scary! He wishes to wake up , but he can't! what shall he do ? who will help poor Bee? WARNINGI ATE A LOT OF SUGAR WHEN I WROTE THIS! please read and enjoy and comment! thank you!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2007
The kitten killer by thunderblast101 reviews
Now that her cousin is away Sunstreaker is here to play!Sideswipe and sunstreaker are stuck states away from the rest of the autobots....Now what?Pairings:SunstreakerxOC SideswipexOC later on.RnR Please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 10/21/2007
Babysitting Chaos by Ashana reviews
[Movieverse] Piper Marks has babysat for the Lennox's for 5 years, and that night wasn't supposed to be any different...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,857 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007
Bee Dilemma 07movieverse by mystdogs reviews
Who knew sitting in a store parking lot could be so irritating, poor Bee soon learns a lesson.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
In Which The Allspark Is Absorbed by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
[Oneshot]...by more than one person [cough, Sam, cough.] There are light sides to absorbing the Allspark. For example, did you know that the Allspark liked to blow things up? Neither did the Autobots, until Will made Wheeljack his new playmate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Happy To See You! by vericus reviews
G1, slash - In which we find out why leaving the pranksters alone with each other is a Bad Idea...especially when Jazz's radio is broken.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
And Ecetera by Ugasaiki reviews
[Movieverse] After saving the world, the remaining Autobots can finally settle down in their new home and relax while they wait for their comrades. But first, they must learn the way of humanity in all its glory.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/13/2007
It's Just a Nursery Rhyme by theshadowcat reviews
Movie Verse Ironhide is living with the Lennox family and learns some nursery rhymes. ONE SHOT!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Are you a Decepticon? by Tempest2004 reviews
Just a short conversation between Author and Subject. Oneshot, Please R&R!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Boom by vericus reviews
In which Wheeljack arrives on earth and finds a kindred spirit among the indigenous life forms. Pure fun. Twoshot. I'm serious! Only these two chapters!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Wheeljack - Complete
Stolen Hostages by Jameson reviews
Oneshot Megatron and the Decepticons have taken a clump of random people and Spike and Sparkplug hostage and are using them as a shield against the Autobots. Only the most flybytheseatofyourpants plan can save them now.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
Transformers Go Orienteering! by His Little LabRat reviews
Well, there is NO WAY to properly explain this. It's all so humorous, adventurous, and whatever else I can't think of right now. Maybe you'll just have to read it! Basically, it's a BIG Transformers camping road trip thing. Along with some Orienteering.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 10/14/2007
The Nerds and The Insanity by Xobit reviews
Silly multiuniversal TF fic. Rated T for swearing to come. Starring various Tf's, my friends and me. Complete and utter insanity ahead! Read if you need a laugh or just want some fun.. This story will not be continued.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
Night of the Living Camaro by LadyJet2 reviews
Movie Verse: Bobby Bolivia isn't quite done with a strange '75 yellow Camaro...or rather a strange '75 yellow Camaro isn't done with him...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
My Destiny is not my Fate by anime97fanatic reviews
Ashley Winters has never been a normal girl. Amy Summer is no ordinary girl either. Both girls contain within themselves powers unimaginable, yet they must learn how to harness those powers in order to save the galaxy. No flames!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007
High as an MiG by Retired 5.01.2012 reviews
Contains a slight mention of drug side effects. Ratchet and Ironhide have some fun. Chaos ensues.In response to a prompt.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Household Blues by KiWi Rai Rai reviews
Movie spoilers, but no real continuity. Jazz learns at the end of life, you start a new one in some crazy fanatics house. Kind of. Rated T to be safe, but it probably be K and get away with it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2007
Arachno What? by Hoodoo reviews
Spiders. And Ironhide. Rated for a swear word, and for hated hated spiders. Silly fic, oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Silly Boys, Trucks Are For Girls by Hoodoo reviews
It's just not a good idea to mess around with vehicles who happen to be disguised robots. Semidrabble, set in 2007 movieverse. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Blue Carpet by Jason M. Lee reviews
Autobots and Decepticons at the premiere of their movie in the US. Mild spoilers.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Optimus Primes' Dilemma by Retired 5.01.2012 reviews
Now, we all know Optimus Prime is one hardcore robot, but when he goes out into the woods, we find out his secret, terrifying phobia.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
InCARcerated by theshadowcat reviews
What would happen if someone carjacked Bumblebee? Rated for lots of profanity. Please read and review. One shot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Bumblebee - Complete
For want of a lab rat by MariaShadow reviews
G1, Humour. Happy Ratchet plus new Something equals Very Bad. Rated for minor cursing
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/2/2007
Distraction by Nightwind reviews
G1 Staff meetings make Jazz dangerously bored. Poor Prowl gets to pay the price. Yes, it's clichéd. No, I don't care. This one is 'slash,' as you might have guessed, but nothing icky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Not a good day by MariaShadow reviews
G1, Humour.He's gonna get me for this, I just know it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
Orphaned by Iniora Nackatori reviews
One Shot. An infant, the Ark Autobots, the Twins, and adoption papers.... Prime's got his work cut out for him this time. ...It's an idea that's been done to death, I know. Full Summary Inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Complete
Spooked by MariaShadow reviews
G1, one shot. Jazz gets to have a little fun...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
Speeding Psychology by turbomagnus
Where does Creativity end and Delusion begin, what's the difference between a counterbalance and counterpart, and why shouldn't you cut in front of teenagers with speed and attitudes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Hot Rod - Complete
Payback by MariaShadow reviews
G1- There is a very good reason why you should never mess with a medic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2005
Game Plan by MariaShadow reviews
G1. Prowl, Jazz and the Twins have a bit of fun
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2005
Hello, My Life Just Changed by SuperSkye reviews
I lived pretty much a normal life like every other 15 year old. But when my life gets flipped upside down, I don't react too well with it. Follow along with me as I first go through my life altering changes. Rated for bad language - Armada
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2004
Minicon Movie Madness by Roseprincess1 reviews
Set in the Armada universe. The kids show the Minicons some of the earth's "Classic" Cenima. Chaos ensues...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2004
The day of randomess by shbeba reviews
I'm back! Like anyone cares... anyhow chapter 2 is here! A trip to the school of the mentally insane!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003
TransFormers: Fry In The Pan by Microwave Jockey reviews
Optimus' noodles will not open! Only Jazz - and possibly a million other inept mechanoids - can solve this crisis! Read Now! Chapter 7 uploaded! You didn't think I'd forgotten, did you?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,229 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 12/14/2003
Rumble and Frenzy's Excellent Adventures by Maelstrom1 reviews
Ch 2!!! Rumble and Frenzy find out that Megatron's not the only leader with mental problems, and handle it the way any Decepticon would, also more volleyball insanity!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2003 - Published: 2/19/2003
The Plan That Worked by Lady Dementia reviews
Megatron’s come up with something that humanity can’t resist if you think this is a serious fanfic, you’re going to be sadly disappointed!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Complete
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Childhood Memory reviews
Skye knew Coulson long before Meeting him again on the bus. She just doesn't remember it. This Drabblewas a request in a way from someone I know I know it might not be good, but I wrote this in a half hour.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/26/2014 - P. Coulson, Skye/Daisy
Anyone can fine true love reviews
Many people think that your true love had to be the same species as you, or From the same planet. But nt starflight she has met her true love when she collasped at her bus stop in pain. Ratchet/OC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Ratchet
strange meetings reviews
ever find your self in the transformers G1 universe? well niether did i. but i still some how ended up there, and captured very quickly. by the cons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008
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