A twist at the end of Harry's first trip to Diagon Alley with Hagrid. As they approach the Leaky Cauldron to leave Diagon Alley, Hagrid decides to present Harry with his gold ticket to the Hogwarts Express, while Harry was really expecting to go directly to Hogwarts with Hagrid now. Harry asks a different question. And that changes everything. HHr NLLL T for Characters deaths.

Harry is tired of being Fate's and an ungrateful Britain's chew toy. Not to mention manipulative wankers, a Minister trying to find scapegoats to hold onto his job and goblins only looking to make a galleon. After a meeting with the Swiss Ambassador, Harry's life changes while those that made his life miserable find out what it's like to deal with gnomes and upset goblins.

Ron annoys Hermione. Hermione retaliates. Harry gets caught in the middle. Also, there are llamas.

Another 'what if' scenario that occurred to me as I was writing 'WTF'. What if Harry had been accidentally pulled/cast back in time to that fateful Halloween night?

The impossible happens to Harry once again. His adult mind returns to his ten-year-old body. What to do now?

Harry has the most hopeless crushes in existence on his best friends Ron and Hermione. But maybe they aren't as hopeless as they seem.

After Harry Potter's name came out of the Goblet of Fire, Hogwarts turns against the Boy-Who-Lived. Draco Malfoy finds an ancient spell in an obscure book of magical shields. With the support of Professor Snape, Malfoy convinces Albus to allow him to cast the spell on Harry Potter, expecting to force him to tell the truth how he entered the Triwizard Tournament.

Sometimes the smallest things make the biggest change. One moving staircase. One wrong turn. One mischievous poltergeist. One upset ghost. One new friend. Harry Potter has a rough life ahead of him...but now someone larger than life has his back...or, arm...

For those that read Delacour Godparents and wanted more of everyone's favourite two snakes, this collection is for you.

HPTN, one-shot. Draco has taken all this trouble to follow a Nott courting tradition. Too bad that Harry got there first. COMPLETE.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

A Harry Potter who grew up studying military tactics and strategy uses the attack on the Ministry as an opportunity to lay an ambush of his own - only to learn that his parents are still alive, as well as a twin brother whom Dumbledore calls the true boy-who-lived. And then, things get complicated. Military!Harry. A subversion of DZ2's Prodigal Son Challenge.

Almost everyone within miles of Little Hangleton loses access to their magic. Who suffers? Who finds ways to benefit? Post Riddle tale. Workplace Harmony. Lots of O-Cs.

What happens when you're ex-con Godfather decides he needs to be around to protect you? Shenanigans. Absolute shenanigans. On the bright side it turns out Dudley's not so bad? Plus Remus gets a job! So it can't be all bad! The Triwizard tournament is kinda throwing a wrench in the whole "everything's peachy" aspect though... Part 1 of Wizard's Best Friend

Severus Snape's TV broke down during the All England Semi Finals. Little did he know that his subsequent trip to the pub to watch the match would change the course of his own life, that of a little boy suffering in Little Whinging and of Britain's wizarding world.

Finding a date for a single night was entirely too stressful. What was wrong with going as friends, anyway?

AU. When Harry Potter is Sorted into Slytherin and yet maintains his friendship with Ron Weasley, Draco and the other first-year Slytherins become aware that Potter must have a plan under that mop of hair. One so deep and subtle that the adults can't fathom it. But they can, and they shall follow Potter into victory, because someday he'll reveal that plan to them. COMPLETE.

AKA: The Grannies strike back. Hermione joins the Knitting Guild of the Wizarding World and discovers that there are those out there more powerful than Voldemort, Dumbledore or the Ministry. This is a short, silly story of how the ancient matriarchs of the Wizarding world take on Voldemort and win, then reform the world in their image, that is to say, far better mannered of course.

The war is over. The forces of the Light have lost. Harry is to be executed in Diagon Alley in front of a crowd by Voldemort. However, Voldemort grants his request to tell the people what he thinks of them before he does. AU Wizarding World bashing.

Supposedly, the Disarming Charm is Harry's signature spell. So what if he used it to take on the Triwizard Tournament? [Oneshot. Pure crackfic.]

Hermione Granger was born a Parselmouth and arrives at Hogwarts with less trust in authority (after all, muggle science somehow missed snake sentience), and a mission to prove snakes are people too. And Goblins. And Acromantulas. And… Merlin. Hogwarts isn't prepared for this, the Wizarding World isn't prepared for this, and Voldemort is *especially* not prepared for this. ON HIATUS

"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.

He didn't know which was worse. A potion induced waking-nightmareor he was five years old again. Now what? Did he do what Dumbledore wanted or was he going to be his own man, again?

Harry and Hermione make a mistake during the hunt that will affect the rest of their lives.

Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)

The Dursleys did not take well to being threatened by the Order of the Phoenix after year 5, and Harry has a desperate idea and calls upon Kreature to help him fake his own death and disappear. Rated for implicit violence and dark themes. No Ron bashing, irritating Dumbledore.

Or, how Fred and George got the Order of Merlin, First Class, at the august age of thirteen.

In which Harry is contemplating killing himself before the Triwizard tournament can do so, and goes to ask Professor Moody's advice ... as soon as Barty Crouch leaves his office. Suicide issues.

If there are intent-based protective wards such as Albus erected around the Dursleys, how would Hogwarts be if it had some?

Riddle glanced at him sidelong. "Have I, for an unfathomable reason, acquired an unwanted pet?" Locked in his headmaster's office after the events at the ministry, Harry discovers a collection of memories revealing the childhood of his enemy...and his own. But, it is what he does with this information that matters.

The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.

If fanfics came with Director's Cuts, this would be the bonus material for Harry Potter and the Last Chance.

Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.

This is another of those "How it Might've Gone" type of stories. The plunnie that dropped it off in my head came by after I read the first chapter of Bobmin356's story "The Queen Who Fell to Earth", but in this one Harry does die because of the dragon. This story is about what happened later that day.

They would never have chosen each other. Luckily, it was the Ministry's choice, and now they'll need to live with the consequences. Winner of the Wordsmiths and Betas One-Shot Rare Pair competition in Judges Favorite and Best Smut categories. Cover art by Freya Ishtar!

ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..

Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Winner 2015 Energize WIP Awards. COMPLETE.

What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry

Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.

Harry has defeated Voldemort at the end of the 5th year. Returning for his 6th year he finds he is obligated through what is called a Wizarding contract to marry into the Malfoys and bear an heir for them. M/M SLASH Mpreg HP/DM REALLY AU No flames please

Canonshafted by HBP & DH, but still very IC. When a N.E.W.T. Potions field trip goes badly wrong, a chain of events is set in motion that may cost Snape more than his life, and a student more than her heart. Angst/dark romance. SS/OC of-age student.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

It always bugged me that Harry, as an abused kid, accepted the way Ron spoke of and to Hermione. What if Harry had stood up to Ron? How would the troll incident have gone? This is how it should probably have been written if JKR had not been so intent on the OBHWF trope. Enjoy! Warning for some strong language, hence the M rating, and for fairly heavy Ron bashing.

If Sirius and James were peers (and the Malfoys too), shouldn't we assume their families were set up somewhat similarly? (I don't mean beliefs.) A oneshot with J/L.

There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.

Harry Potter: The Sole Survivor of the Killing Curse. Ever wonder why?

10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year

Harry and Hermione have set out for Godric's Hollow, only to discover it's Christmas Eve. What might have happened if they'd discovered a bit more that silent night. A bit OOC since Harry stops and thinks about exactly how much Hermione has given up for him over the years. My apologies for the formatting of the epitaphs, couldn't make that work once it was uploaded.

A series of one shots that I came up with after reading Proud Mudblood's 'The Unusual Connection'

Because those who rebelled against Umbridge are not going to sit back while the Ministry tries to pull something like THAT! A semi-parody of Marriage Law fics, with no offense intended toward any fan-authors who may have written one.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.

A humorous look at the graveyard scene from GoF. Harry comes prepared, Tom is in deep doo-doo. Rated for language, innuendo. My Yahoo! group recommends no drinking or eating while reading this if you value your keyboard & monitor, and don't like choking.

It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.

Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.

After the Final task and the death of Cedric. Harry has a question. With Hermione's help he finds the answers. One t much H/Hr.

REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…

In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?

Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.

One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?

This takes place directly after the train leaves for Hogwarts at the end of book seven which is required reading. I have decided to add some more so it is not complete.

Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .

Harry lives the same day over and over again.

SnapeHarry slash. Two men, two rooms, a war.

Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.