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Author has written 6 stories for Maximum Ride, Twilight, and Gone.
Well, my name is Mona Click-klackin. (No, I’m not serious) I live in The US in California. I’m a NERDFIGHTER! If you, dear person who is readingthis, knows what a Nerdfighter is (or better yet is one) then you’re freaking awesome. DFTBA. :D If you do not know what a nerdfighter is, then go immediately to YouTube, and search for the Channel name vlogbrothers. :D
Not only do I write, but I sing, and I’m learning to play the guitar. The past year I’ve been kind of extremely busy being a poet/musician. I’m also busy not having a life in school.
If anybody on this site even remembers me (which I highly doubt really) just wanted to update you so you didn’t think I was dead… or something.
So that’s about it.
Favorite Books (and series that go with them): I highly recommend them all.
1. Maximum Ride
3. The Hunger Games
4. Catcher in the Rye
5. Lord of the Flies
6. Twilight series
7. Percy Jackson
8. City of Bones
9. Uglies series
10. Midnighters series
12. Chronicles of Narnia
1. Cinna (Hunger Games)
2. Holden (Catcher in the Rye)
3. Fang (Maximum Ride)
4. Jacob (Twilight)
5. Sam (Gone)
Ok, a few people have asked, where did I come up with my penname? Now, understand, I was high on sugar and air when I came up with this. But anyways, I was listening to Party Like A Rock Star, and I don't know howexactlymy mind makes this connection, but I start usingrandom food names and I'm like kinda singing it to myself (ok, that night I was high off air, tired, AND bored.) Now the first thing I thought of was grill it like a grilled cheese, and that I don't know, doesn’t have the same ring to it. So I'm insertingall of these compound food names into the song and they keep on getting worse and worse(Ok, i was probably hungry too.) and one of the more lame ones was: mac it like mac and cheese, and, oh, there was dot it like dip n dots. (doesn't work). So I went into the kitchen to go have a late night bowl of cereal, and I see a box of... I think it was Rice Crispies, and my random mind thinks about how much I wanted a pop tart. Annnnnnnd, voula. Pop It Like a PopTartis born. (Story makes no sense, eh? Keep in mind, my pen name was gonna end up not making any sense one way or another. this was like probably 2 months before I even got interested in fanfic. And like 4 months before I told anyone about my random weird version of party like a rock star.)
Yes, I'm aware of the other PopItLikeAPopTart. I didn't copy him, and to tell you the truth, I wouldn't have chosen this pennameif I had known there was this like porno video under the name PopItLikeAPopTart. I swear I'm not at all praisingthis person, or like him, or know him. And another thing, I advise you never to google PopItLikeAPopTart. Espcially if you're a girl. Enough said.
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (I've had silly putty though.)
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it (Multiple times.)
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer (At first I thought, "What an idiot!" But then realized, I just did that yesterday.)
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (Many times)
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (-sets back down, checks to see if person noticed, which they didnt- -continue as if nothing happened-)
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
73. Ran into a door jam (My forehead hit it. I felt very dumb.)
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
79. Havebeen so hyper you actually scared people (i think this is almost a daily occurence.)
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
Funny stuff. No more said.
When asked the question:
You have a voice in your head! Do you listen to it??
Yes. no. Yes. no. Yes. no. Yes. No. Ermmm...
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
What the hell was the guy who discovered milk thinking?
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Your mum looks like Voldemort (ooooo burn)
If life hands you lemons, squirt life in the eyes and run like hell.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
It's always the last place you look. Of course it is, why would I keep looking after I found what I was looking for??
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make... SUUUUUUUPER LEMONS!!
Join the army. Visit exotic places. Meet strange people. Then kill them.
If electricity comes from electrons, then were does mortality come from?
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
Therapist= the/rapist. Scary thought.
You laugh, the world laughs with you. But if you make a fool of yourself, you're on your own.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run like hell. He hates that.
Hollaback girl: I have no idea what that means, but apparently Gwen Staphoniisn't one, and it has something to do with bananas.
Guns don't kill people. People kill people. I think guns help, If you stood there and yelled BANG you wouldn't kill very many people.
When life gets you lemons, throw them at mean people, and hope it lands in their eyes.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Officer I swear to drunk I'm not God.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
Your weirdness is creeping your imaginary friend out.
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark.
I understand how scissors beats paper, and rock beats scissors. But how does paper beat rock? Rock would tear the living crap out of paper if thrown at it. Does paper just like magically wrap around rock, leaving it immobile? Then why doesn't paper beat scissors, how is rock different!? Paper is wimpy, rock is strong. Rock beats paper. If someone thinks paper beats rock, then ask them to play rock/paper/scissors with you. Play until the other person has paper, and you have rock. When they say they won, punch them with your already clenched fist. When they ask what your problem is, tell them "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought your paper would protect you, stupid!" Then walk away.
If two wrongs don't make a right, then try three.
If there is a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray it’s not a train.
If you don't like my driving, then get off the sidewalk.
How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Americans: THAT'S NOT FUNNY! We're suing!
Sleeping pills: I remember taking some, I just don't remember how many...
Microsoft: You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips that answer none.
(Got some of this stuff from SignedSealedWritten's profle.)
Have you ever known one of those people that breaks the silence in a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN!"
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on.
I hear voices, and they don't like you. :D
What happens if you’re on an airplane and you say "hi" to your friend Jack?
If you work in the army and your name is Will, do you get nervous when the officer says "fire at will!"
(Got this from Give Up Your Prejudice’s Profile)
Once a computer beat me at chess. But it was no match against me in kickboxing
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.
The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country
Stuff said by myself, PopItLikeAPopTart
Who names their kid TRACK? Let's name the next kid FIELD.
Don't ask about my train of thought. I don't have tracks, per say.
So the lines are moving clockwise? But which was is the clock facing...? (I, am a genius.)
Writers block sucks. And now it's starting to effect my speech. Or so I like to think.
I'm SURE AS SKITTLES!
Hey guys. I think if we spread out a little bit more, we can cover the entire parking lot. (Me with a group of friends who, for some reason, does not understand that CARS drive on roads.)
So what did he say then? Really, oh he must like you... You know, I've always been curious to know if I have ADD.
Hey, you dropped something. Its your sanity. But don't worry, I dropped that a looong time ago, and I'm perfectly... Hey... have you ever noticed that thumbs aren't quite symmetrical??
Sarcasm can’t be typed... Well, I'm screwed.
If stress is bad for you, then doesn't that make school unhealthy?
Isn't it kind of a bad idea to have a ceiling fan turn off switch above the blades...?
If life waits for you to get up in the morning, then you need to tell life to get a life.
What would happen if a marijuana field caught on fire?
These are some shirts I haveseen that I find amusing I think I brained my damage. (front of shirt) How do you keep an idiot busy? See back of shirt. (back of shirt) How do you keep an idiot busy? See front of shirt. There are three kinds of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I'm not short, I'm fun size. It's cute how you think I'm listening. The ONLY thing to fear is FEAR ITSELF. And spiders. Be careful or you'll end up in my novel. I’m in the national sarcasm society. Like we need your support The art of conversation is like dead and stuff
These are some shirts I haveseen that I find amusing
I think I brained my damage.
(front of shirt) How do you keep an idiot busy? See back of shirt. (back of shirt) How do you keep an idiot busy? See front of shirt.
There are three kinds of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I'm not short, I'm fun size.
It's cute how you think I'm listening.
The ONLY thing to fear is FEAR ITSELF. And spiders.
Be careful or you'll end up in my novel.
I’m in the national sarcasm society. Like we need your support
The art of conversation is like dead and stuff