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Joined 02-21-08, id: 1506401, Profile Updated: 03-27-11
Author has written 6 stories for Maximum Ride, Twilight, and Gone.

About me...

Well, my name is Mona Click-klackin. (No, I’m not serious) I live in The US in California. I’m a NERDFIGHTER! If you, dear person who is readingthis, knows what a Nerdfighter is (or better yet is one) then you’re freaking awesome. DFTBA. :D If you do not know what a nerdfighter is, then go immediately to YouTube, and search for the Channel name vlogbrothers. :D

Not only do I write, but I sing, and I’m learning to play the guitar. The past year I’ve been kind of extremely busy being a poet/musician. I’m also busy not having a life in school.

If anybody on this site even remembers me (which I highly doubt really) just wanted to update you so you didn’t think I was dead… or something.

So that’s about it.

Favorite Books (and series that go with them): I highly recommend them all.

1. Maximum Ride

2. Gone

3. The Hunger Games

4. Catcher in the Rye

5. Lord of the Flies

6. Twilight series

7. Percy Jackson

8. City of Bones

9. Uglies series

10. Midnighters series

11. Candor

12. Chronicles of Narnia

Favorite characters:

1. Cinna (Hunger Games)

2. Holden (Catcher in the Rye)

3. Fang (Maximum Ride)

4. Jacob (Twilight)

5. Sam (Gone)

Ok, a few people have asked, where did I come up with my penname? Now, understand, I was high on sugar and air when I came up with this. But anyways, I was listening to Party Like A Rock Star, and I don't know howexactlymy mind makes this connection, but I start usingrandom food names and I'm like kinda singing it to myself (ok, that night I was high off air, tired, AND bored.) Now the first thing I thought of was grill it like a grilled cheese, and that I don't know, doesn’t have the same ring to it. So I'm insertingall of these compound food names into the song and they keep on getting worse and worse(Ok, i was probably hungry too.) and one of the more lame ones was: mac it like mac and cheese, and, oh, there was dot it like dip n dots. (doesn't work). So I went into the kitchen to go have a late night bowl of cereal, and I see a box of... I think it was Rice Crispies, and my random mind thinks about how much I wanted a pop tart. Annnnnnnd, voula. Pop It Like a PopTartis born. (Story makes no sense, eh? Keep in mind, my pen name was gonna end up not making any sense one way or another. this was like probably 2 months before I even got interested in fanfic. And like 4 months before I told anyone about my random weird version of party like a rock star.)

Yes, I'm aware of the other PopItLikeAPopTart. I didn't copy him, and to tell you the truth, I wouldn't have chosen this pennameif I had known there was this like porno video under the name PopItLikeAPopTart. I swear I'm not at all praisingthis person, or like him, or know him. And another thing, I advise you never to google PopItLikeAPopTart. Espcially if you're a girl. Enough said.

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking (It was cute, I'm sure.)
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head (This is really badly phrased)
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself (Who hasn't?)
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand (Well past 10 minutes.)

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (I've actually never fallen DOWN stairs.)

14. Haveactually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (I've had silly putty though.)
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Havefallen out of a moving vehicle. (Ok I was half PUSHED. No, no, no, not from a CAR. it was from a boat going fairly slow...)

23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it (Multiple times.)
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (It's taken me years in some cases.)

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer (At first I thought, "What an idiot!" But then realized, I just did that yesterday.)
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock (not that I can remember but this seems like something I would do.)
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (Also ran after them shouting “their” name.)

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curlingiron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot (Stove, striating iron, iron. I'm not too bright.)
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole (This year actually)
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (Many times)

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (-sets back down, checks to see if person noticed, which they didnt- -continue as if nothing happened-)
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up (-sigh- >_

48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (Yes, I do this kind of thing. And the sad thing is that this actually happens alot)
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out (yup. In my mind I was thinking Oh it'll fit...)
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam (My forehead hit it. I felt very dumb.)

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand (Ewww.)
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Havebeen so hyper you actually scared people (i think this is almost a daily occurence.)

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. (What? What? Why...? Oh I figured it out!!)
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (for a birthday party!! XD)
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you lookfor pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Funny stuff. No more said.

When asked the question:

You have a voice in your head! Do you listen to it??

Yes. no. Yes. no. Yes. no. Yes. No. Ermmm...

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

What the hell was the guy who discovered milk thinking?

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Your mum looks like Voldemort (ooooo burn)

If life hands you lemons, squirt life in the eyes and run like hell.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is, why would I keep looking after I found what I was looking for??

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make... SUUUUUUUPER LEMONS!!

Join the army. Visit exotic places. Meet strange people. Then kill them.

If electricity comes from electrons, then were does mortality come from?

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Therapist= the/rapist. Scary thought.

You laugh, the world laughs with you. But if you make a fool of yourself, you're on your own.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run like hell. He hates that.

Hollaback girl: I have no idea what that means, but apparently Gwen Staphoniisn't one, and it has something to do with bananas.

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. I think guns help, If you stood there and yelled BANG you wouldn't kill very many people.

When life gets you lemons, throw them at mean people, and hope it lands in their eyes.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Officer I swear to drunk I'm not God.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Your weirdness is creeping your imaginary friend out.

Weather forecast for tonight: Dark.

I understand how scissors beats paper, and rock beats scissors. But how does paper beat rock? Rock would tear the living crap out of paper if thrown at it. Does paper just like magically wrap around rock, leaving it immobile? Then why doesn't paper beat scissors, how is rock different!? Paper is wimpy, rock is strong. Rock beats paper. If someone thinks paper beats rock, then ask them to play rock/paper/scissors with you. Play until the other person has paper, and you have rock. When they say they won, punch them with your already clenched fist. When they ask what your problem is, tell them "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought your paper would protect you, stupid!" Then walk away.

If two wrongs don't make a right, then try three.

If there is a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray it’s not a train.

If you don't like my driving, then get off the sidewalk.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Americans: THAT'S NOT FUNNY! We're suing!

Sleeping pills: I remember taking some, I just don't remember how many...

Microsoft: You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips that answer none.

XXX

(Got some of this stuff from SignedSealedWritten's profle.)

Have you ever known one of those people that breaks the silence in a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN!"

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

I hear voices, and they don't like you. :D

What happens if you’re on an airplane and you say "hi" to your friend Jack?

If you work in the army and your name is Will, do you get nervous when the officer says "fire at will!"

(Got this from Give Up Your Prejudice’s Profile)

Once a computer beat me at chess. But it was no match against me in kickboxing

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country

Stuff said by myself, PopItLikeAPopTart

Who names their kid TRACK? Let's name the next kid FIELD.

Don't ask about my train of thought. I don't have tracks, per say.

So the lines are moving clockwise? But which was is the clock facing...? (I, am a genius.)

Writers block sucks. And now it's starting to effect my speech. Or so I like to think.

I'm SURE AS SKITTLES!

Hey guys. I think if we spread out a little bit more, we can cover the entire parking lot. (Me with a group of friends who, for some reason, does not understand that CARS drive on roads.)

So what did he say then? Really, oh he must like you... You know, I've always been curious to know if I have ADD.

Hey, you dropped something. Its your sanity. But don't worry, I dropped that a looong time ago, and I'm perfectly... Hey... have you ever noticed that thumbs aren't quite symmetrical??

Sarcasm can’t be typed... Well, I'm screwed.

If stress is bad for you, then doesn't that make school unhealthy?

Isn't it kind of a bad idea to have a ceiling fan turn off switch above the blades...?

If life waits for you to get up in the morning, then you need to tell life to get a life.

What would happen if a marijuana field caught on fire?

These are some shirts I haveseen that I find amusing

I think I brained my damage.

(front of shirt) How do you keep an idiot busy? See back of shirt. (back of shirt) How do you keep an idiot busy? See front of shirt.

There are three kinds of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm not short, I'm fun size.

It's cute how you think I'm listening.

The ONLY thing to fear is FEAR ITSELF. And spiders.

Be careful or you'll end up in my novel.

I’m in the national sarcasm society. Like we need your support

The art of conversation is like dead and stuff


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Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3127 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
You Belong With Me by imaginethatmel reviews
Bella and Edward have always been best friends but Bella harbours a secret love for Edward. Unfortunately, Edward has a girlfriend and is oblivious to Bella's feelings. Will Edward ever figure out Bella is the one for him? based on Taylor Swift. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009
You Smell Like Purple by luckycharms92 reviews
There is crazy laughter coming from the fire station. No one understands what is going on. Diana and Astrid go to check it out only to find our favorite boys are stoned! Total OOC-ness, but that happens when you're high on pot! Collection of one-shots.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Astrid E., Diana L. - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 16022 - Favs: 7,244 - Follows: 3,313 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8270 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
IMing in the same house by kathyklt reviews
FAX. I know BIG shocker! Theres some Eggy and all is peaceful...Or is it what happens when Max suddenly gets Amnesia?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Max, Fang
College Life by foreversleepless reviews
Bella's off to college where she meets the player, Edward Cullen, and the nice guy, Vince Craig. They both have their eye on her. Is Edward really a player? Is Vince as nice as he acts? & Who keeps calling her? Drama isn't just meant for high school. AU!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,985 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
Gone with the Wind by scuba4life reviews
Max and the flock fly over Perdido Beach and visit the McDonald's there when the poof happens. First fanfic so be kind please. Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Gone - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009
Situations by SweeneyLovett reviews
The situations are irrelevant now. She loves the way that I tease, I love the way that she breathes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Homesick by Ren Black reviews
In book 2, Iggy finds his parents but what if he stayed. His parents arn't who he thought they were. An abusive father and an uncaring mother, he has wings but his parents have something else. Can Iggy do it alone or does he need the flock?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,558 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Iggy - Complete
Bella Hood by Unseen Prophecy reviews
Bella is the daughter of the famous Robin Hood. She is hunting when she cames accross yet another outlaw seeking refuge. What is so different about this one? And why does everyone seem after her now? ExB AU All Human! PLease R&R! I do not own Anything!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,064 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cullens Exposed: Twilight Style by smileyfriees reviews
What would happen if the Cullens went to see Twilight the movie and were recongnized? This is our take on that. All Cullens Jake Post Breaking Dawn R/R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Edward's Twilight by retroninjachick reviews
What if Edward was never the vampire. What if it was Bella who was the deadly beautiful Cullen. What if Edward was human and moved to Forks, where his blood sang for Bella? How would that work out? What would Bella do? What about Edward? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,492 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Thanks to the Wolves by Disney Sorceress reviews
New Moon. The wolves were just barely too late and Laurent was able to bite Bella in the meadow. Now the pack has to decide what to do with a soon-to-be newborn vampire. The answer? Call the Cullens. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,208 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Passion for Fashion by PaigeMariexoxo reviews
Bella and Edward both work at Hollister. Edward instantly hates Bella for getting the Manager position, which he wanted. But will the hate they feel for each other change, when they both realize their true feelings? BxE JxA RxEm AU/AH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Daredevil by pixistix reviews
Bella is a surfer, and after expulsion from school, has to move to Phoenix and leave her group, The Daredevils, behind. What will Bella make of Edward? Can Bella survive without water, or will she drown in the attempt? ExB. OOC AU AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,916 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
100 things not to do in twilight by Hinotezeke reviews
Yep the twilight version of what not to do at hogwarts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
You know you are! This is the list of things that us "Twilighters" do because of our obsession. Use it as your Twilight checklist. 1,000 reasons!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 23,069 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
Switched by Wait For The Stars reviews
Fang and Max switch bodies mysteriously. Along with weird whitecoat dreams...that they share, and a whole lot of pranks, there is also something else there. While trying to get even, get into their own bodies, will they FINALLY fall in love? Review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,953 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
Love for an Eternity by vampirelova99 reviews
This is my first fanfiction. basically its what i want to happen in breaking dawn. so give it a try. read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 89,372 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Torturing Fang by cratermaker reviews
An inside look on Fang's worst memory of the School. Fang keeps dreaming of his experiences at the School. Does it mean anything? It shouldn't, but what if it happens again? Rated T for violence and mild language. Not much, though. Enjoy! X3
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,916 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007
Max's Personal Heaven by PrepGonePunk95 reviews
Max and Fang's daughter Heaven got kidnapped by erasers who survived their last attack on Itex. These erasers want revenge so their going to get it by giving her to left over whitecoats. Sequel to The Ultimate Faxnessread that first FAX,NIGGY,TIZZY,ALVIN
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,493 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
Eleven Years Tomorrow by garnetonyx reviews
Max is twenty-six, trying to make a life for herself after the Flock has moved on. But to her dismay Itex is still very much alive, and they have plans for the oldest menbers of the flock. Not a romance fic. May be moved to M.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008
We're going camping by LilyAlice reviews
Alice and Emmett decide that the family should go camping since Bella and Edward denied them the fun of throwing bachlor and bachlorette parties. Please tell me what you think.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,441 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
In Sickness or in Health by turquoise.seas reviews
FAX... Fang has a fever, what does Max do? Oneshot.. cutesyness.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Edward's Stalker by angelofmusicxo reviews
What happens when Bella's absent and there's a new teacher who happens to have an obsession with Edward? Starring: Creepy stalker teacher! REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007
A Little Place Called Home by nyanja14 reviews
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. Post SOF. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. Check out the sequel, A Little Person Called God.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,793 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
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A Story of All Things Random reviews
I'm sure here on fanfiction we can relate to having an extremely random mind. So basically, this is a random collection of little stories I thought of one day for whatever reason. No bias! There's plenty of making fun of every character! All humor!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009
You're Gonna Go Far, Kid reviews
A songfic using the song, You're Gonna Go Far, Kid, by the Offspring. The song goes surprisingly well with Gone... Rated T just because of song lyrics and some language.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Poke reviews
When Brad decides to do a science experiment on the temperment of people, so he goes up to an unsuspecting tall emo guy to do his experiment on. Guess what high-strung boy this is? One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Way Things Are Supposed To Be reviews
It all starts when Fang leaves the flock to destroy Itex on his own, bringing the romance we all know exists to an abrupt end. 9 years later, Max just isn't the same, even though the danger is supposed to be over. Suddenly, it all just come back again.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,402 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Why Bella Should Not Get Tan reviews
Bella has always been the insanely white one, and when Alice wants Bella to get a spray-on tan, things just don't exactly go the way they're supposed to. The other thing; it just keeps on getting worse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Max Shows Jessica Around reviews
Takes place during the second book. Max shows her friend from school around Ann's house, including the activities of bored flock members.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2008