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Name: Pay Pay or Hey You, whichever ya wanna go with

Age: 15 years and counting

Ways To Have Fun: sleep, duct tapeing things together..., ummm... I think that's it...

Country: United States... land of the debt and home of the doomed TT_TT

Gender: I'm female, and I'm sure about it too!

Social Status: Band geek and outcast (Gotta love high school)

Relationship Status: I love him more than anything in this world and i wouldn't change it for any reason!!!

Home Life: Hell. Enough said.

Facebook Status: ...Nevermind I changed it... Again...

Myspace Status: We don't use it anymore! Yay for the viruses and spam! (it goes good on bread. Cats like it too.)

Goals for the Future: Wasting my life with video games and other things... Oh this is fanfiction! Umm, typing?? (sweatdrop)

Enemies: preps, jocks, the monster in my closet, the evil hammer, the minutes on my phone that i burn through overnight... the usual

Friends: pepsi, tv, bed, guitar..., cell phone :D, computer, the dark side, cookies, duct tape, shiny floating objects (looks around...)

Random Favorite Quote By Me: You must Live and learn, then you learn to love, then love helps you live.

Fanfiction Quote on the Spot: Everything's better with a lemon.

Political Views: The side that won't kill us... lol

Anime Views: Love the anime! Bow down and kiss Kyuubi's foot er, paw! And then preceede to getting mauled by him er, her, er whatever. (Hides under bed and wets pants)

Game Views: GO MARIO!!! Can't forget Naruto-kun and my battle axe either! \m/(^o^)\m/

Cartoon Views: Bring back Bugs Bunny! (It's the 4 B's rule)

Yea... so basicly I'm a high school geek with an anoying social and home life with a lot to do and a lot more that is wanted to be done. There needs to be a limit on how much homework is given out... cause I may die before my stories get done... (cries) but I'm trying!!! But first, I must go and conquer something... maybe the world!!!! (Laughs evily and gets axe and chases people.

...my life...

FIN

Mindless crap to read through in case of severe boredom:

████████ 95 WAIT...
LOADING...
███████████ 96 COME ON...
LOADING...
████████████ 97 I'M WAITING!
LOADING...
█████████████ 98 NEARLY...
LOADING...
██████████████ 99 FINALLY!!
LOADING...
█0 DAMN...

You know you live in 2010 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or facebook.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this
into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon,
Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry
Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26,
Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,
Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Hinatakura, Sakuranata,ChristinaAngel,Shoelacey,
Temari-Sand Princess, Tonni88, AnimeLover325,
Liliedove, Midnight-Shadow-Wolfling, Pay-Pay-Anime,

95 of all teens would cry if they saw miley cyrus on top of the empire state building about to jump. copy and paste if your the 5 percent saying JUMB BITCH!

If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), WiseOne27, LoveTheSun, Pupluver1, Papasbookworm, Moonray9,Olympiangirl, tHeSmIlEyFaCeOfYoUrNiGhTmArEs, THE MINOTAUR!(record is 19 hours without sleep), Pay Pay Anime

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned of being popular. If you are the five percent who aren't concerned, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this onto your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

nothing's wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (sadly this has happened to me)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!)

Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM(insert bishie here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.If this is true for you, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Hannah Montanna or The Simpsons said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF!

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think cookies are awesome copy this onto your profile.

If you think writing is AWESOME copy this onto your profile.

If you think preps and jocks are bitches and assholes copy this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. lol

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile (for me it's a daily routine... and yes i'm just barley passing)

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have run up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile. ( yeah it's fun!! )

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you complain that your feet r cold, so your mom tells u to put on socks, but u never do just for the sake of being stubborn, copy this into ur profile

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (it won't listen to me...)

If you have ever been the only one to think some really stupid joke was funny, copy this into your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first and/or last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are always the last picked in gym class, and if you don't care, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile. (Poor Deidara-Sempai)

If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. (it says enter with permission only... I wonder why...)

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. Believe it!!

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Nobody says "game over" to me!!

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed. (2+2= pizza!)

If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile!

~~If you think Akatsuki rule, put this on ur profile!!~~

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. Mostly "Believe it!!"

'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

A true boyfriend

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stares at your mouth, kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you, give her your attention

When she pulls away, pull her back

When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up

When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says it’s over, she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it

When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 years later she'll remember you

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking, babe?"

Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

DON'T STEROTYPE PEOPLE!! Copy and paste to your profile, and bold what YOU are!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 731,691 - Reviews: 3974 - Favs: 5,246 - Follows: 4,189 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Fox Blood by Mind of a Demon reviews
Naruto is manipulated by the Kyuubi while in a state of turmoil and now has to face the world as the demon he spent his life proving he wasn't. KyuuNaruKyuu, Yaoi, M-preg, Rape. Starts with the rival fight. Full summary inside. First story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,777 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Even Demons Can Love by NarutoxTemarixKyuubi reviews
Naruto's feels he won't ever be loved by a woman. But what if he is love and the woman that loved him was closer than he knew. Naruto x Kyuubi may continue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,438 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Naruto Vacation! by nitrotiger17 reviews
What happens when Naruto, Sasuke, Lee, Kiba, Hinata, TenTen, Shikamaru, Neji, Temari and Gaara go on vacation together? Read and find out! Chapter 17 is finally up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,579 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Red Dawn by Lixie Lorn reviews
Treachery and deceit from Danzou cause Naruto's exile from the Leaf, when he realises that the only people who understand him are the other jinchuriki. So he decides to do them a favour. T for conformity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
The Truth Behind the Mask by Kensei Kontan reviews
Who is Naruto? Is he really human? what would happen if he wasnt? Kyuubi is Naruto, obviously powerful naruto, Kakashi apprentices Naruto. First real fic Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Demon Lord by n1njuraimember3 reviews
Instead of running straight to the bridge, the fox speaks to Naruto and leads him to a powerful force. Now able to control demons, Naruto is stronger, smart and more awesome than ever. being edited
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,788 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Naruto U.
NineTailed Romance by Arden Sohrano reviews
As Naruto and Jiraiya return from their training trip, something unexpected happens,something no one had ever thought possible. Now, they have to live with the consequences, whatever those may be. Post training trip, Naru/fem.Kyuubi AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,738 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto and the White Fox by Mad2theMax88 reviews
Naruto is told everything by a red eyed white haired lady. Now he strives not only to be Hokage, but rebuild his clan as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 85,621 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Naruto U.
A Fox's Lust by Elemental Demon reviews
Naruto is having some trouble and calls on Kyuubi to help him with his problem.little does Nauto know his problem is kyuubi's ploy. one-shot, narux femkyuu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Killing Perfection by Godwolf Fenrir reviews
After the Sandaimes death the council tries to kill Naruto who managed to escape. But keeping a low profile is not so ease when one slowly transforms into a demon, suffers from a hero complex and attracts trouble and powerful enemys like honey bees.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,119 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto and his Kyuuchan by Kitsune Lexii reviews
Sorry this is my first fanfic! please read and feel free to flame..Naru learns about the kyuubi and somehow bonds with her and will learn the art of the kitsune....no yaoi! even though i love yaoi..I have fixed my chapter please review! will update soon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto and his new father by Kitsune Lexii reviews
Naruto and his "father" Kyuubi...naruto trains to be the best and shall now learn the art of being a kitsune...he may also become what the villagers always thought of him....no yaoi, even though i love yaoi....T.T...please flame and please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Bigger is Better by ShadowBakaSama reviews
Naruto's idea of 'Quantity over Quality' in using Kage Bunshin is ineffective in battle so he tries 'Bigger is Better'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Naruto U., Neji H.
Uzumaki by Soike reviews
Having to live in the shadow of Konoha's ugly side would break anyone...except the one it was directed at. NaruSaku, Kyuubi and Naruto father/son relation. Rated T for slightly extreme violence, and language. NOT YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,704 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
A Thrilling Date by GreenCyberWolf reviews
Sakura has finally accepted a date with Naruto but on their way home something strange happens. Will the two of them be able to survive. My first songfic. Based on the song and video of Michael Jackson's Thriller he lives on in our hearts
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Animal I have become by ohshizim15 reviews
This is my first fic ever so please don't be to hard on me when reveiwing. This fic is about naruto and what it would be like if he learned to sychronize with his tailed beast.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,190 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Can You Say Daddy? by spazzgirl reviews
“Can you say daddy Minato?” Naruto childishly asked. “Momma,” his child replied. Naruto shook his head “No, daddy.” NaruSaku, Enjoy the Fluff. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Demonic Love Under the Blood Moon by KsNandS reviews
Legend holds, that the 'Blood Moon' can change a person. For Naruto, he's going to have an odd birthday. Sakura, now realizes her feelings. But, Naruto's under the influence by the Blood Moon! What will happen? AU. 5 chap. One-shot! This is DmnNaruxSaku!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 115,594 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto's Special Christmas by MangekyoMasta510 reviews
On Christmas Morning, Naruto wakes up to an unexpected gift.This is my first story, so please don't flame me for no reason. Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Return of Namikaze by wilkins75 reviews
After Naruto brought Sasuke back he left for four years and has returned to reclaim his families titles. However now that he is back new powers are a work against him. Naruto/Sakura and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 142,244 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Heart Station by Pieces Of Hope reviews
Will he able to receive the transmissions from her heart? Can he sing the song that plays on the Heart Station? Does he realize she is everything to him and he to her? This is a place for sinners, and a place for love. 2DxNoodle
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Noodle, 2D - Complete
Japanese Lessons by Pieces Of Hope reviews
Noodle attempts to teach 2D her native language...but nothing ever really turns out right when your hanging with Stu "2D" Pot, right? But yet, it's still the best Japanese lesson he ever had!...Even if it is the only one so far...
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Noodle, 2D - Complete
By Twist of Fate by Navya reviews
Remember in the 4th Naruto movie when everyone thinks he's dead? Well, he's not. And while his human body is healing, the Kyuubi gives him a nice little fox body. So...yeah. It's an adventure! Seriously. Just hang with me here!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Behind the Bars by Shitza reviews
Episode 56, We see Naruto talk with Kyuubi. But, what are Kyuubi's thoughts about Naruto? OneShot revealing a special bond neither based on love or hate but a promise. What is happening, Behind the Bars?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Conversation With a Demon by Guile reviews
My entry into Sintari's 'New Blood' contest. Kyuubi and Naruto and the night of the full moon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2005
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Crazy Like A Fox reviews
Naruto is young, and it's his birthday...which means that sooner or later, he's going to end up knocked out or worse. What he doesn't expect is, that it'll lead to a chat with the Kyuubi, whom has some confessions to reveal to him. Adopted from Slvrstar.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Dark Side Of The Moon reviews
It's always Naruto. Always. He has friends, though. But with the changes and the growing danger that puts his friends at risk, will he abandon everything that he worked so hard for? Will his teammates be with him all the way, or will they now fear him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Paranoid reviews
Naruto gave his life to bring Sasuke back to Sakura, but in the end he was left heartbroken. Kyuubi, offering unimaginable power to kill, askes Naruto to sever his ties from Konoha. Now, he lives to feel their blood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Spellbound reviews
Being a shinobi is tough, but is it easier being King Of Demons? Well, Naruto is going through some changes right now, but will his friends see through these changes and help him through all of this? Naru&Saku, Sasu&Ino, Mina&Kush Updates kinda slow
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Life's Mystery reviews
What mom and dad did for me is something to always cherish, even on the battlefield, their love and wisdom guide me from every moment of every day. Looking at the moon after I was told the truth about mom and dad, I know they are watching over me...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete