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Joined 02-22-08, id: 1506632, Profile Updated: 07-25-08
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Me, FAQ style.

Have you ever done anything like this before?

Nope, not even close. The most writing I've done has been for grad school, and those professors definitely don't want to hear about sparkly vampires. Or maybe they do. Perhaps I should give them the link to this website for extra credit.

Grad school, huh? Yet you have time to write fanfic?

Um, no not really. I'm actually slacking right now. I have way too many other things to be doing, but instead I'll update my profile. That's way more fun.

So, what else? Where do you live, any pets, do you have a man, any funny anecdotes?

I'm in the Midwest, where we have gotten entirely too much snow this winter. I'm married, I have a few cats, 22 fish, and a Twilight obsession. One time, before they really checked boarding passes I got on a plane that was going to Akron rather than Orlando. Imagine my surprise when I got off the plane and it was 25 degrees instead of 75 (I'm a sound sleeper on planes. I didn't hear the announcements, ok.)

What kind of fanfic do you like?

I like stuff that doesn't take itself too seriously, but if it does, it has to be well written. Parodies are hilarious, but I appreciate a good romantic story too. And please, please don't split up canon couples. Nothing disturbs me more than to read about Bella walking all googly eyed after Carlisle, or Alice for that matter. Ugh!

So that's about it. If you have a question ask, and thanks for reading!


oh, and FYI, this picture was borrowed from SideKick on Pel's site.

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Edward Vs the Toddler by Butterscotch82 reviews
Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2785 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8268 - Favs: 6,002 - Follows: 2,228 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
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Attack of the giant BFF! reviews
Not attack of my Best Friend Forever. Bad Fan Fiction! Cliches common to the Twilight fanfic world unite. Is Bella in love with Jasper or Edward? Is it all just about sex? Will Alice stop shopping? Will Jasper break knives trying to cut himself? Read on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,545 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008
Beyond Eclipse reviews
Bella made her choice and was positive what she wanted. However, as it often happens in life, events can alter even the best laid plans. "I held up my hand. 'Wait...I am going to become one of you...Just not yet.' I looked at Edward, my eyes pleading."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,346 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
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