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Joined 02-22-08, id: 1506675, Profile Updated: 09-24-14


Right, so... hi.

I fucking hate bios.

They are the most awkward things ever.

I don't know what you want me to say hereeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


EDIT EDIT: It's currently the 24th of September and I just want to say I've deleted all my stories but I still have copies of them haha. They were way too cringy!!

EDIT: I'm so embarrassed of all my stories

Just want to say, (it's now 2014) that most of my works here are old and I wrote them when I was a lot younger. I'm not going to delete them, but to be honest I've kind of gone off reading and writing fanfiction.

That said, I could very well turn around a few weeks from now with a burning inspiration for some story and write and write and update like crazy.

I've been more into original works recently and have been working on things on fictionpress under a different name. I'm not going to broadcast that because I want to keep the two accounts separate for the most part but if you feel like checking it out, feel free to drop me a PM and I'll (probably) get back to you and link you to it.

Thanks so much to everyone over the years who has read or enjoyed or even hated any of my pieces.


Shit this is awkward, what do we do now?


"For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these: it might have been" - Whittier

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My Favorite Accident by nuclear so and so's reviews
College was supposed to be different. She was supposed to have Brittany, a car, and her head on straight. Instead she had Blaine upstairs, his car in the parking lot, and a phone that wasn't supposed to ring. But really, was that so bad?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,013 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Santana L., Blaine A.
Speeding Cars by Literature Rogue reviews
Santana Lopez left Lima and all its losers behind a long time ago. But something -or someone- is bringing her back again. Wading through their muddled past is hard, but it's a little better than their separate present.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,970 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Puck, Santana L.
It's Never Easy by mockingjay-x reviews
"He has pictures of you two in his room and I've heard him and Quinn fight so many times about it and he refuses to take them down."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,722 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Puck, Santana L.
Undisclosed Desires by XSiriusIsTheBestX reviews
"No. We made a deal and we're going to stick with it. And Granger, judging by the last session of sex, I don't think you want it to end." Hermione blushed furiously, "You don't want it to either." He chuckled darkly, "I never denied that." Intrigued?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,596 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
To Be Alone With You by Simply Sarah reviews
When they're alone, they're different people than the roles they play at school. A Quick oneshot- looking at- and trying to explain- their relationship from "Hell-o" through "Theatricality."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,518 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
Set Myself on Fire by deews reviews
Puck and Rachel, from the beginning. It wasn't always slushies and nasty comments in the hallway. // Ten: Someone breaks up, someone makes up, and old habits die hard. Finished!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,887 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Timeless Love by Mrs. Fahrenheit reviews
Hermione feels out of place with Harry and Ron. When she catches her boyfriend doing something he shouldn't, it's the last straw. Join Hermione in her travels back in time and her adventures there. Rated 'M' for safety in later chapters. By Bridgette.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Remus L., Hermione G.
A Fairy Tale by northern.grunge reviews
The title'll make sence if you read it! Minerva goes wacko on Arty and Holly over a V-day dance. A/H, sounds like fluff but it's really not, please enjoy!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
A Viral Virus by Artemis Fowl II reviews
The fourth installment in my 'Fairy Project' series, artemis has to make a long journey with his friends, slight AxH, no minerva, may contain No.1, is set after lost colony but in my own universe!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,144 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
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