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Joined 02-22-08, id: 1506696, Profile Updated: 09-28-08
Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, Mean Girls, and Skins.

Hey, Laura/Laulau/lala/she-who-is-gaga here!!

Some Facts About Me

1. I am a recovering Twilightoholic.

2. I live in North London.

3. I am a total geek.

4. I like really dark twisted films.

5. When it rains, I climb out of my window and sit on the roof of my house in my underwear.

6. I have two brothers and a sister who drive me crazy.

7. I think McCain is a douchebag, even though I'm not American.

8. I can't stand Avocados.

9. My room is a total tip.

10. I am generally considered to be crazy, but I've got used to it.


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you can't listen to the radio without being reminded of Twilight or New Moon and vague words like " can you put the forks on the table? " send you on a journey not to put silverware on the table but to run and tell someone about the miracle of Twilight. Crazy is when you eat a lot sugar and then poke people with spoons. Crazy is when you sit on your bedroom roof in the middle of the night in your underwear just because you can. Crazy is when you know exactly what your favorite fictional characters look like. Crazy is when you climb any tree you see even when your thirteen and too old for that kind of thing. Crazy is when you don't care that you are crazy. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

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Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Belated Birthdays by Kapperz1212 reviews
The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever.- The Notebook. QxC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,168 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Multiples by tennisjunkie reviews
Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,409 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Seasons by fyd818 reviews
Five times Edward Cullen’s existence has changed since meeting the mysterious Bella Swan. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
What a Way, Says the Dying Man by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella takes a shower. Edward sits in the next room thinking about...stuff. Charlie makes sure his gun is handy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
First Day of Forever by Alice-Cullen-VampirePsychic reviews
My version of Breaking Dawn. The wedding, the honeymoon, Bella's turning so on and so forth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,645 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007
Chocolate by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Edward, Bella, and a pot of melted chocolate. [A lot less kinky than it sounds] [ExB]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Tangerine by Lirazel reviews
“Does anybody remember laughter?” The girls of summer when autumn comes.
Almost Famous - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
Spin the Bottle, Bible Style by Dean and Sammy reviews
[ONESHOT] What happens when the people from the Bible settle down for an old game of 'Spin the Bottle? Read and find out! [JesusJudas]
Bible - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
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Little Lost Children reviews
A little look at all of the new skins crew, one by one, starting with Effy. I'll try to do a chapter for each of them.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009
Return reviews
It was only a matter of time, and not very much time, before I showed up at your window begging for forgiveness" Bella, never went cliff diving, but Edward eventually gave up trying to stay away from Bella after him left in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella
Love from afar reviews
After breaking dawn, so obviously there are going to be spoilers. Seth imprints on a girl, seen just for a second on a car journey, but how can he find her again? And how will Edward and Bella react to Renesmee and Jake's blosseming relationship?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Jacob, Seth
What Have I become? reviews
Set before Cady came to the school. Evie moved from London and was instantly drawn into the Plastics because of her gorgeous face. She became one of the most popular girls in the school, but now she has to take a stand and be herself. Rated T for language
Mean Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008
Oh oh oh Sexy Vampire reviews
I don't usually do songfics, but the idea for this came from a conversation i had on youtube. We were discussing how Ed would react if Bella was listening to this song in her car, and the idea just made me laugh. Written purely for lolz. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Bree's Story reviews
Remeber the New Born in Eclipse? The one who surrendered and then Jane killed her? She always kind of haunted me, so I tried to write her story. Hope you like it The first chapters really short. The rest will be longer I promise
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008
Twilght in London reviews
OK, so I just wrote this for no reason. What if the Cullens had never met Bella in Forks, and after a while they left Forks and moved to london? Edward and the other boys arent in the first bit coz I go to an all girls school.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008
Awakening reviews
Ok, this is a fic which starts after the wedding and after Edward has bitten Bella and yes, they have already slept well not really together, and no, I'm not going to put it in. Carlisle gave Bella drugs so she was asleep through all the pain,
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
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