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Joined 02-22-08, id: 1506804, Profile Updated: 05-13-10
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

BEEN A WHILE COW FOLKS

Hiya. :D

You can call me: Pandemic/Porno for short... Or whatever witty nickname you can come up with.

I likes: Manga/Anime (listed below), video games, drawing/painting/sewing/photography/more artistic crap c;, music, climbing trees, bagels, my pets and uhm... Other things.

I dun't quite likes: Rude peoples, cream cheese/sour cream, onions (THEY MAKE YOU CRY.), travel agents (yeah, I'm watching you...), Peeplez who uze incorect grammerz/speeling al teh tiem, and uhm, other stuff too... Yeah.

LUL worthy: SasuSaku isn't my favorite pairing... Yet I have two stories with them as the (sorta) pairing. :o


Anime/Manga/Cartoons: Just a few I like.

Trigun
Yu yu Hakusho
Hellsing
Meruperi
Eureka Seven
Hana-Kimi
After School Nightmare
Her Majesty's Dog
Brigadoon
Naruto
Chrno Crusade
Card Captor Sakura
D.Gray-man
Death note
Fruits Basket
FLCL
.hack (all of them. :3)
Vampire Knights
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Ben 10 (and Ben 10: Alien Force)
Teen Titans
Danny Phantom
X-men: Evolution
Zoids Guardian Force

Others I don't feel like listing. :3


Pairings please: Again, just a few I like.

Sakura/Akatsuki, Gaara, Naruto, Sasuke (eh, kinda. He's been a massive bag of douche lately)...
Shika/Tema, Ino, Saku
Lee/Ten (it doesn't get enough love, even though she's been giving him THE LOOK since the beginning.)
Airi/Aram, Raz, Juile
Seras Victoria/
Hans, Schrodinger (doesn't get enough love), Pip, Alucard, Walter
Integra/Alucard,
Walter, Major, Maxwell,
Kite/Blackrose, Natsume
Elk/Mia
Blackrose/Balmung
Sakura/Syaoran
Kitty/
Lance, Kurt
Rogue/Gambit, Pietro

Gwen/Kevin
Anemone/Dominic
Renton/Eureka
Katara/Zuko, Aang, Jet (I think I'm the only one who can't decide which they like more.)
Sokka/Suki, Toph, Ty Lee (Water tribe siblings = Pimps. You know they are. 8D)
Misa/L (They, oddly enough, look adorable together.)
Wolfwood/Milly
Vash/Meryl
Reese/Raven
Fiona/Van, Raven
Yuuki/Zero, Kaname

Aaaand a lot more. Don't feel like listing any more. c:


Stories:

Delusion - Naruto - Oneshot, dark, SasuSaku (Gift for Faye, who lacks a fanfic account)
Moan - Naruto - Oneshot, dark, SasuSaku (Reeeequest/did it for the lulz.)


Coming up...:


I actually have always wanted to write~
:
Raven/Fiona, Seras/Schro, Seras/Hans, Kevin/Gwen, Zero/Yuuki, Bulmung/Blackrose/Kite, Elk/Mia, Sakura/(Insert Akatsuki member here) Dominic/Anemone and more I'm sure I've forgotten to include.

MOAR Naruto one shots (number unknown :D)...
Possible Naruto one-shot future pairings:
GaaSaku, SasoSaku, SasuSaku (GOD JUST ONE MORE THEN I'M DONE WITH IT I SWEAR), NaruSaku, eeeeettt... Whatever else I can come up with.

Multi-chaptered story - it's a surprise. ( That means even I don't know yet. I has a few ideas though. c: )

Ffffffffff. It's been too long. I need to write something now. Fo' realz. D':

UPDATE!!! 5/13/10:

As of the 15th of this month, I'm up for/willing to do art or story trades. Ranging from full-blown chapter stories to one shots, and from full blown illustrations to quick sketches. Just gotta make it worth it for me. PM me, we'll chat and iron out the 'tails. ;D


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The Frozen Whisper by Asagiri reviews
Ulquiorra in the face of successful rescue of Inoue Orihime takes unexpected measures. But how does it concern Kuchiki Rukia? AU-ish from around chapter 297. Ulquiorra x Rukia
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 133,515 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 11/20/2007 - [Ulquiorra, Rukia K.]
Even Gods Need Angels by MasterChick reviews
After being held captive by Noah, Kid continues to struggle with the sinister wavelength that lingers within his soul, hurting the people around him. The only person who could help Kid was the person who pulled him out of the darkness; Maka. KidXMakaXSoul
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,736 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Death The Kid, Maka A., Soul Eater
It's Research by Celianna reviews
There was something about laughing together after you puked your guts out that made Misty feel like she enjoyed Gary's company a bit more. Gary Oak, he poisoned her, but he wasn't that bad. Not that bad at all. Egoshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 84,640 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Misty/Kasumi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Eden by Hope Estheim reviews
N has defeated White. His dreams were more powerful and now rules Unova. But he didn't plan on letting White go. No, he was much too interested for her to be free.. NxWhite, possible side pairings/one-sided. Possible lemons. Language.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,072 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
A Simple Story of Two Souls by TokyoFlame reviews
This story focuses primarily on Maka and Soul, our well-loved Meister and Weapon who are now in their early teens and studying in University. This will be an exploration of how they continue their journey together, along with other characters.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,220 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Maka A., Soul Eater
His Never Ending Radiance by Poppin' Roxin reviews
He had a choice between Ino, Tenten, and Karin. Three choices. Who does he choose? "Sakura!" He purred, pouncing on her. "DAMMIT SASUKE!" Well.. there's always that option. AU. SasuSaku and other minor pairings. Somewhat dark. Category/rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,989 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Blood Exchange by luffy fan reviews
Kaname is missing and Yuuki hungers for blood. Adiou offers to let her drink his. Will Yuuki give in to her craving?
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Yuki C., Hanabusa A. - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11394 - Favs: 7,919 - Follows: 3,492 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Guardian by forthrightly reviews
COMPLETE. Chihiro spends a long, hot summer in a tiny seaside community, minding an old auntie's store, but a legend whispered by locals leads the young woman on a quest of rediscovery. A small story with small chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
North Academy for Hybrids by GaaraFox reviews
Ch8! North Academy for Hybrids is a boarding school for Hybrids, which are people who can morph into animals. Sakura is new to this school, and is actually ready to start a new life, but is there danger? Rated M:future violence,sexual referencesNO LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 88,773 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Ring Around The Moon by GhibliGirl91 reviews
Ichigo was created not born, and doesn't understand complex human emotions, he's innocent. But once cast out, he is found by Rukia Kuchiki who takes him in, cares for him and saves him from the darkness. Inspired by that fantastic Halloween cover pic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,720 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Something to be Jealous Over by Fifi McFu reviews
“What do you say we give my fans something to really be jealous over?” he purred as he kissed his way back to her mouth and caught her lower lip in his incisors, nibbling gently. “I know you want me, Yuuki...” OneShot, Lemon, Biting
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Hanabusa A., Yuki C. - Complete
Akatsuki by moonlit mage reviews
Revision complete. Continuation of Oyasumi Nasai, Hitomi is struggling with Dilandau and unstable emotions. Can Dilandau actually win her over or is this a doomed relationship from the start?
Escaflowne - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,947 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Dilandau A., Hitomi K.
Too Human by iluxe-love reviews
IchiRuki, platonic Kaien x Rukia. "It is a long while after until she feels safe enough to wonder: What happens when you take your heart into your hand and squeeze with all your might?" Rukia questions what a heart is.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Way You Are by razalude reviews
Razalude x Airi. He has a choice; live with the pain Airi brings with her mere presence, or rid himself of them and memories of her with Grandfather's box. Does she have a say in Razalude's decision?
MeruPuri - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Razalude, Airi H.
The Cure for the Nightmare by May Never Know reviews
Kid, Maka, and their weapons are sent on a mission to hunt a witch. But, when Maka gets angry at her usual companion and gets closer to another, will the mission bring two meisters together in a way neither would have expected? KidXMaka T for language
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,125 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Death The Kid, Maka A. - Complete
Her touch by lafeedeslilas reviews
He hugs her tight and realizes that his soul had been waiting. There is no declaration of love, no proclamation of gratitude, just a single silent tear from a hurt crimson eye and, her touch. Only her touch. The warmth seeps in- Epilogue done. COMPLETE!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,564 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Aftermath by TellMeDoYouWanna reviews
She tries to smile but cannot—-a bleak tug at the lips, that is all. “Kaname-oniisama always...favoured me above the others,” Yuuki whispers. “You must have hated me for it...ne, Hanabusa?”Sequel to 'Moments Like These'. AidoxYuuki, slight KxY/ZxY
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,693 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Hanabusa A., Yuki C. - Complete
Progressing Through A Journey Of Love by larnelo girl reviews
The moment he had locked eyes with her, a pleasantness stirred within him that he never experienced before. Did she share that same feeling with him? Storyline occurs during and after game. Larsa x Penelo
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,627 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Larsa, Penelo
When Wrong Is Right by FatCatTango reviews
Because the son of the Emperor always gets what he wants... LarsaPenelo. OneShot.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Penelo, Larsa - Complete
Pick Up The Pieces by Ribboned Curiosa reviews
Maka doesn't believe in love, but Soul drinks his tea with a hint of milk and runs his fingers through his hair when he's tired. SoulxMaka.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Chains by Lullabyes reviews
“I want this to be for you,” she tells him, and her face is implacably earnest. “Just this once, I want you to do what you want to. I want you to do as you wish.”
Blood+ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Hagi, Saya - Complete
Paranoia by Pinboo reviews
He craved so much for her; he would even cross the gate of hell to meet her. .sasosaku. slight nejisaku. dark,psychotic,mature theme. oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Primitive Pleasures by Goku's Daughter reviews
Prequel to Primitive Instincts. A Hollow craves Shinigami once it has a taste. An Espada, who evolve from the lesser hollow, retains some of these urges. A GrimmjowxRukia one-shot of how he first took her.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Rukia K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
How to Deal? by animekraze reviews
His eyes were what drew her in. MakaxChrona
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Maka A., Crona - Complete
Quite Literally by SophieSolo reviews
Spirit Albarn never thought he would have to offer parenting advice to another individual. Features Shinigami, Spirit Albarn and Death the Kidd.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Spirit A./Death Scythe, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
Experimentation by ABitOHoney reviews
Sakura is assigned a special mission involving researching Jinchuurikis and their Bijuus. Her test subject: Gaara of the Desert. While discovering the cause and effect of the Bijuu, she is led to an unintended discovery: her attraction to Gaara. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,274 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Unchained by moonlit mage reviews
UNDERGOING REVISION! During the fight between werewolf and vampire, Hans starts exhibiting strange behavior and Seras is left confused. Stuck between a wolf and a hard place, what's a girl to do? SerasXHans
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,167 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Seras, Hans G.
Plug In Baby by Accentuating Kamikaze reviews
[Oh, it's a very special seal...] After the brief war with the now thought wiped out Akatsuki, a peaceful calm settled over Konoha and most fellow shinobi nations... Though, why is that scar on Sakura from that battle with a certain puppet burning so bad?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,369 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori
Unity by Hydraa reviews
An ongoing series of the life and love of Rosette and Chrno in a universe that takes a different turn from the one in the manga
Chrono Crusade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 121,950 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Oh Doctor, Doctor! by Accentuating Kamikaze reviews
...Let's play a game.' He was a little bored with his duties, so why not play with the captive? 'I've got all these 'boo-boos', you see...' ... 'I don't see anything that looks remotely like a 'boo-boo.' He grinned. 'Oh, they're there alright...'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,016 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Under a Sapphire Sky by DamageCtrl reviews
AU: Vampire fic by Refe: Clan heir Zuko's life is saved by orphan turned mercenary medic, Katara. When they part ways, they find that they can't seem to forget each other, but are unsure why.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 203,201 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Can't Touch by milkmoth reviews
He is not MisaMisa's type. [MisaxL]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Misa A., L - Complete
Stuffed Animals by LawliPop reviews
Misa misplaces her stuffed animal. L proves to be more of a hindrance than a help. [LxMisa][oneshot]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Misa A., L - Complete
Peace Keeper by Red Baroness reviews
AU. In the Battle For Survival, Van beats Raven. BUT, let's say that instead Raven defeats Van and captures Fiona, like Prozen wanted. Let's ALSO say that Raven ends up with emotions he never thought he could have. FionaRaven
Zoids - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,704 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Raven, Fiona
Everything's Eventual by baka deshi reviews
[Complete] Challenge fic for Tsukimineshrine's "One False Pairing" contest. Set far in the future - with a pairing you couldn't guess if your life depended on it.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Kero/Cerberus, Sakura K. - Complete
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Moan reviews
The thought never occurred to him that he couldn’t quite differentiate moans... However, the thought that he didn’t quite care -about any of this- did in fact occur to him. -Dark, warnings inside-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Delusion reviews
“Not till the wedding.” Were the -nonexistent- words that would teasingly slip past her -blood crusted, dry and split- succulent lips... -dark fic-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete