Well, it's been three years since I last uploaded my profile, so I decided to tear everything to the ground.
Since I will never post stories here, I think it's fair to say this is a collection-only account. Meaning, the only purpose of this account is to assemble favorites.
Most of the favorited stories are complete, quality works. I have been regularly updating them, taking down stories when I feel I have outgrown them, so check back often to see new works. Of course, not all of the works will be serious; some may be crack. But they will be high-quality crack. (:
That being said, please enjoy browsing! It took me quite a while to assemble these wonderful works.
P.S. If you have any suggested works, please feel free to message me! I always love reading new stories. However, please keep in mind that my expectations are rather high. Thank you!