Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Hi I'm Blackdawn, HELLO TO ALL OF MY LOVELY FANS!
FACEBOOK PAGE OF AWESOMENESS (harry potter awesomeness)
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If you want to e-mail me no big deal but no stalkers(just being silly). Pls only constructive comments and/or ego-inflateing reviews. ALL FLAMES WILL BE IGNORED OR RAVED ABOUT IN THE ENDNOTE OF ONE OF MY FICS!! But I haven't gotten any. ever >.>
Itasasu i love them /giggles/
FAVORITE SIDE PAIRINGS
PAIRINGS I CAN NOT TOLERATE
PAIRINGS I CAN TOLERATE
Any other questions and you can just e-mail me and I'd be happy to answer you.
QUOTES OF THE FAVORITE KIND
I reject your reality and substitute my own
Everytime I say the word diet I wash my mouth out with chocolate
Makeout sessions better than akward silences
It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours.
Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing - Gary Coleman is going to drown.
I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home.
I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance...she leaned over and pushed me.
A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, "Did you miss a step?"
"No," he answers, "I hit every one of them!"
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying saucers...and plates, pots, mugs...
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
While he was talking at Baylor University, President Bush said, "Times are kind of tough." He also pointed out that Bill Gates is kind of rich, that water is kind of wet, and that Elvis is kind of dead.
Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
It isnt premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
A hard man is good to find.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another."
Never tell L: "The cake is a lie."
We must go out and ninja in the night
Skrew cookies the Dark Side has yaoi >:}
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work..
The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant
If at first you don't succeed ... well, so much for sky diving
If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you...crap
Some people are like slinkies... not really good for anything, but it's still fun to watch them tumble down the stairs.
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
Maybe more later for now just enjoy my fics pls
IMMA NINJA, IM A STRAIGHT UP G,
I REALLY HATE PIRATES, WITH A PASSION
IM NOT LIKE AN ASSASSIN, I DONT GET PAID.
IMMA NINJA, I CAN DISGUISE MYSELF WELL
I ALWAYS GOTTA FIGHT FOR HONOUR
UNLIKE PIRATES, I GOT MAD SKILLZ.
ITS TIME TO GO, ILL USE MY SMOKE.
i got this off of deviantart from xo-sunny-ox so go look them up and view the awesomeness i loled so hard try doing like they do on here http : // we-hate-sasuke-club (dot) deviantart(dot) com / gallery / 5653551# / d1nxaij i use. my tiny star. and pick the lock. and steal yo car. lol
We all love Harry Potter, no? Such a shame that it's over, isn't it. My vision and that of many others is for Harry Potter to join the ranks of the incredible world of anime that we all know and love. I'm starting this petition to try and gain the attention of one J. K. Rowling and let her see how much her story has affected this generation with it's words. It would be a shame in the highest regard to simply let this wonderfully magical world fade away into nothing but a passing blip in a long line of impressive and memorable books. Sign this petition if you want to see Harry Potter continued in anime form. Copy and Paste this wherever you can, but email any names that you have (username, actual name, anything that you have) to Harry_Potter_Anime_Petition57@yahoo.com by January 1st 2012. Let's band together fans, fanatics and centaurs.