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Joined 02-22-08, id: 1507241, Profile Updated: 11-13-11
Author has written 22 stories for Naruto, Metal Gear, and Final Fantasy X.

Hey,

I am here to write stories, preferably that people like. Most of my stories are humerous though they all have important ideas in them. Most are also out of character.

All I ask is that you read, review, and recommend. If you see a mistake, let me know and I will go fix it just be polite. Other than that, just check out my sister Qupoxon for her stories.

And obviously I don't own the rights to anything I write about.

Thanks for reading.

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The Oddest Foe reviews
The Leaf Village is under attack from a foe that isn't who or what they expected. Major Crackfic with some OC. T to be safe. Written by me and my sister.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
The Return of Might Guy
Sequel to Mightless Guy. Kakashi tries to restore Lee's faith in Guy, with some odd results.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Kakashi H.
The Ultimate Test reviews
Naruto, Shikamaru, and Neji go and take a very important test, with some unexpected results. Did I mention Hinata, Ino, and Temari are the procters and it is for their driver's liscenses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Thoughts Over Drinks reviews
Kakashi and Iruka reflect on what it means to be a ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Can I Keep It? reviews
Naruto gets a very unusual pet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The New Puppet reviews
Kankuro has finally assembled a puppet of his own. One that ressembles a well-known figure. And beyond its misleading shell is a deadly weapon... M for character death and some swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kankuro - Complete
Dark Thoughts reviews
The thoughts of a few characters, Gaara, Lee, Hinata, Sasuke, on the darker side of their lives.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Mightless Guy reviews
Kakashi shows Lee some things about Might Guy... things that makes Lee lose his faith in Guy. Obviously Guy bashing story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Lee R., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Day in the Life of Akamaru reviews
Follow Akamaru on his morning routine and find out why you should never underestimate him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
You Can Never Go Home reviews
Songfic. Sasuke is returning to the Leaf Village after realizing his folly. Things have changed for the worse since he left and does not recieve the welcome he ecpected. M for character death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Choosing a Hokage reviews
Tsunade is dead and now the Leaf Village must find a new Hokage. M for character death, not just Tsunade's.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Everything Jutsu! reviews
Orochimaru has place a horrible curse on the Leaf Village. It is up to Team 7 and Tsunade to save the day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Secret of the Leg Warmers reviews
Humerous short story where Naruto finally learns why Guy and Lee wear leg warmers. It ain't just weights. Please Review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Lee R., Naruto U. - Complete
Killing Tidus reviews
Fed up with Tidus, the rest of the guy gaurdians kill him. Too bad this doesn't make the day any easier. M for character death. Obviously OC
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Auron, Kimahri - Complete
The Mind Consumed By Flames reviews
An attempt to delve into the mind of The Fury.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
A Brief Conversation with the NineTailed Fox reviews
Naruto seeks help from the Nine-Tailed Fox. However, the fox is a bit busy at the moment. Short Humerous Story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kankuro's Nightmare Mission reviews
Kankuro is assigned a mission by Gaara that scares Kankuro to death. Still he has to do it. T just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Kakashi's Betryal reviews
A slightly disturbing story abouy Kakashi having to betray his deepest beliefs while on an all important mission. Rated M for character death, violence, and mild language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Orochimaru's Bad Day reviews
Orochimaru wakes up and things get worse from there. Includes some character bashing. New and improved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U.
Kankuro vs Shino The Vendetta reviews
Kankuro vs. Shino Rounds 2 and 3. Only one will survive. Rated M for character death and violence. New Ending for those who read the older edition.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Kankuro, Shino A. - Complete
Naruto's New Religion reviews
Naruto starts a cult based on a very popular religion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Ice Sculpture Contest reviews
Zabuza and Haku take part in a contest
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete