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Joined 08-02-00, id: 15076, Profile Updated: 10-17-13
Author has written 24 stories for Labyrinth, X-Files, Harry Potter, James Bond, X-Men: Evolution, Heroes, Sailor Moon, and Hana Yori Dango.

My name is Dee and I am originally from north of Boston, MA.

Despite all the time I spend on trolling for goodfic and settling on amusing badfic (both reading and writing) I generally stick to the Sailor Moon, X-Men, Hana Yori Dango, Avengers and Harry Potter fandoms. Though, I have to say, really amazing fic can suck me into any fandom I'm familiar with.

Overall I read more than I write. I try to be good about reviewing but I'm so lazy. That's what being a moody person brings you.

None of my fics are completely abandoned. I go back and tinker with all the Harry Potter and Sailor Moon fic the most- someday I might get myself in gear to be regular about updating. Mostly I just rewrite forever!

Also, I have co-authored crack!fic called Bunkbeds with an accomplice under "Dee-and-Essy" on ff.net. Check it out.

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Kiss of Fire by CultOfStrawberry reviews
A long time ago, Fire Lord Zuko lost the Waterbender he loved. But second chances make things all the more fun! ...Action, angst, drama, tension, romance, and a cute little Prince, it's all here! It is Zutara as you have never seen before! :Sequel to Slow Heat:
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 300,094 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Katara, Zuko
Flight Risk by Seriana Ritani reviews
A midnight attack drives the X-Men into a deal with the devil; Jean wrestles with the demons of Logan's past; Gambit and Rogue land on opposite sides of a war of ideals; and Cyclops is out to prove that justice really is blind. A "Flight" story.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 186,838 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 2/25/2011
The Sparrowkeet Series by audreyii-fic reviews
Ba Sing Se has fallen and Katara has been captured by the Fire Nation; a more adult take on the potential progression of S3. AU series of interconnected one-shots. Zutara. Rated for lemons and general darkness.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,968 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 2,023 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Blind Leading The Blind by GratuitousViolets reviews
An Outraged Remy is blinded by one of Cyclops optic blasts and is forced to live with the X-Men while Professor X tries to find a way to restore his vision. One girl has the experience of living with a blind person - but can she help Remy?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 157,332 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
My Four Kings - Classic by Adins reviews
The semi-satirical story of four immortal guardians who can't find much else to do with eternity than get on each others nerves, buy cool appliances and somehow try to save the world. Pull up a stool and join us at The Four Kings Bar & Grill!
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 175,999 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Shitennou/Generals, Sailor Senshi/Sailor Scouts
Panchali by apsara reviews
In 31st-century Crystal Tokyo, Rei and Jadeite believe that they've escaped the curses that have kept them apart for thousands of years. But with time and peace to enjoy it, unexpectedly, immortality becomes its own curse. Senshi/Shitennou, Rei/Jadeite.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,436 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Jadeite/Jedite - Complete
The Night Has Come To Hold Us Young by Rashaka reviews
Two lives, from the end of the war to the discovery of passion. Ever after is not a destination but a road we all must travel. REVISION UPDATE! Drabbles are being revised and expanded.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Katara, Zuko
Bad Habits by Through Darkness reviews
The Senshi and the Shitennou have developed some very bad habits in the way they act around each other...SenxGen, Senshi/Shitennou pairings
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,103 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Inner Senshi/Inner Scouts, Shitennou/Generals
Falling Apart to Halftime by Last Haven reviews
Where there is love, there is pain. Jadeite/Mars, set in the same universe as Safe from the Storm and the series as Fabricated, companion to 50 Sentences to Pain, Love, and Regret -link inside-
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Jadeite/Jedite, Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars - Complete
Bunkbeds by Dee-and-Essy reviews
WARNING: Contains bad language, character bashing, imaginary basilisks, inappropriate student teacher relations, babelized French, crossdressing, 'The 24 Hour Soap Opera Network', violence, Communism and eye of newt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,759 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 5/9/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Rebuilding by Anonde reviews
[completed Gen fic with ships galore] Has an Epi & a Wedding. Set 8 years after the end of the 100 Years' War. Recently widowed Katara lives with her two children in Kyoshi. One day, a Fire Navy fleet appears on the horizon, causing chaos on the island.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,626 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Katara, Aang - Complete
The Trail of the Black Star by Mundungus42 reviews
One would think that researching a new romance novel while harvesting rare orchids would keep Severus out of trouble, but the cloud forests of Peru hide many secrets. SSHG, OotP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,511 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/28/2003 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
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Your Bones reviews
Some things were inescapable; like the pull of the moon on the tide while other things hung in the balance, perched on the precipice of past and future- She sought first and foremost to archive their breakdown. AU. Same Universe as "30 Day Dream'. SenshixShittenou
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Zoicite/Zoycite - Complete
In a Chain of Flowers reviews
When a post-University project pans out, Hermione is forced out of comfortable routine by a mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Something Better than Before reviews
Learning to live and love with a heart turned to stone.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Jadeite/Jedite - Complete
30 Day Dream reviews
They knew their destiny. They knew that they were bound for a future of crystal castles in the sky, but they still had so much to life to live in the spaces between here and there. AU. SenshixShittenou
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Jadeite/Jedite - Complete
This Long Lenten Season reviews
He'd woken that morning in Hong Kong, where he'd been for nearly a week, and now he was in Tokyo wearing the same suit.
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Rui, Tsukushi
Absolute Beginners reviews
They may be old souls, but they get to start again.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Jadeite/Jedite
Winter's When You Know reviews
A family romp in the snow. M3 fic.
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Matt P., Mohinder S. - Complete
Glue Girls reviews
It's hard to be yourself, when you're really two people. Drabbles.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
Follow The Yellow Brick Road reviews
Matt loses heart, Claire needs courage, Sylar craves brains and Peter just wants to wake up. Post 'Powerless', includes implied slash.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Strangers When We Meet reviews
In a world of super powers, having two dads and working for a morally gray Company it was unexpected for Elle to become one of the family.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Molly W., Mohinder S. - Complete
Of Shoes and Ships and Sealing Wax reviews
Maybe he wasn't meant for running but he doesn't know what to say.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Matt P., Mohinder S. - Complete
Sunday Morning Coming Down reviews
A hazy summer day at the Institute for an exAcolyte.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
The Nature of Redemption reviews
Musings on rising from the dead and if the victor is truly the better man. Set after the ending of the novel The Man With the Golden Gun.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Complete
War Is Over, If You Want It reviews
30Minutefics challenge, when a book is at the heart of the matter. A point of reflection is offered to those in the midst of a war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Follow My Way reviews
Three little words change the world for Hermione. In order to put it back together she turns to the guidance of someone she'd never expected and forced into a world she never imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,274 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2004 - Published: 4/2/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Mantra reviews
Challenge Going through the motions is not living.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
All The Colors All I See Are Shades of Gray reviews
The late night conversation between those who will lose everything. Implied Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/18/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Sky is Breaking reviews
When Remus Lupin takes Sirius Black in he's faced with demons past and present. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,445 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Chat in the Closet reviews
A chat with the Goblin King in my possessed closet.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/24/2001 - Complete
Fade Out reviews
The thoughts of Alex Kryceck in the parking garage. Set during Existance.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/3/2001 - A. Krycek - Complete
Glass reviews
Death of a Character
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2001 - Complete
Barely If At All reviews
Reflection. Set during within.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/22/2001 - D. Scully - Complete
If All Else Fails You Can Blame It On Me reviews
Reflection
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/27/2000 - Complete
The Game of the Gods reviews
Svava of the Valkyries must take on the Underground
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2000 - Complete