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Author has written 21 stories for Doctor Who, Star Wars, Fullmetal Alchemist, Monty Python, Dragon Age, and Stargate: SG-1.

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Hughes has spotted you. He is armed with photos of his family. Obvious Exits: None - Edward Elric, What One May Never See- Wandering Hitokiri.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely but it also kicks absolute ass!- Anon

We must fight, to run away! - Capt. Jack Sparrow.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you even tried - Anon

Rule #1: Never act incautiously when confronting small, bald, wrinkly smiling men. - Pterry

Rule #19: Remember to never forget Rule #1 - Terry Pratchett.

When in doubt: lie. -Lu-Tze

Do or Do Not, There is no 'Try' - Yoda

Never ever say: 'No! This cannot be! I am invinceable!' (Usually causes instantaneous death) -The Evil Overlord List.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look too surprised. - Anon.

When you're up to your ass in alligators, today is the first day of the rest of your life. - Pratchett

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you - The Darwin Awards

It's PSYCHIC PAPER! Not physic! That is a type of science! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH - Me, after seeing psychic misspelled one too many times.

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1. The contents of the summary were "I suck at summarys".

2. The grammar and spelling in the summary were appalling.

3. The story was formatted so poorly I found it difficult to read and gave up.

4. The grammar and spelling in the story were appalling.

5. You interrupted an otherwise good story with constant author asides, and I found it so annoying I stopped reading.

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1. Write a summary.

2. Spell check, or beta. Or both.

3. Right align the text, put spaces after commas and between sentences, and skip a line between paragraphs. Have more than one paragraph.

4. Spell check, or beta. Or both.

5. Put author's notes at the top or bottom of the story or chapter, preferably differentiated from the story itself through formatting or a line break.

5a. Ditch the author's notes entirely, unless they are actually relevant to the story. Telling us that the improbable-sounding animal, place, or invention you used actually is real, and providing a link: relevant. Telling us your personal feelings about a character, about the canon, or about what you had for lunch just now: not relevant. Readers don't care.

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Where The Sky Will Be Kept by Nebulad reviews
"Well... that wasn't supposed to happen," Dorian announced from the cell beside Lavellan's. "No shit you stupid fucking twinkle fingered fuck-face!" Sera wailed from across the room. "You two did something with your fucking magic now we're in Skyhold but it isn't Skyhold it's all messed up and there's elves everywhere and they aren't speaking fucking sense!" [Demi Solas - Sexual]
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,109 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 1/2 - Sera, Solas, Lavellan - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30214 - Favs: 16,558 - Follows: 14,524 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Masks by L. Mouse reviews
After Egypt, the Autobots cannot remain a secret. Can they make a new home for themselves on Earth? Can they defend Earth from a new threat? Ensemble cast, with numerous mechs imported from G1. Note warnings.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 113 - Words: 913,629 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bumblebee
Coming to Terms by xenzen reviews
Post KoTOR, Ch. 68: Dustil tried to decipher the telemetry in the projector, but all it showed was a chaotic jumble of red enemy icons and green friendly ones, all moving too quickly for him to grasp the new situation. Then he saw the new swirl of amber icons that had just blinked into existence. There were many of them.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 434,219 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Carth O., Dustil O.
Victory at Ostagar by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
When Bryce Cousland's little spitfire scaled the Tower of Ishal and lit the beacon at the critical moment, King Cailan won a mighty victory against the darkspawn. The Blight, however was far from over. All other origins included, plus Hawke and his companions. Cousland/Loghain, Morrigan/Anders, Surana/Zevran, Fergus/Anora, and more. Half a million hits and still going.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 128 - Words: 1,173,590 - Reviews: 5085 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Cousland - Complete
Starkhaven is for Lovers by tinyfierce reviews
Long after the Arishok leaves Kirkwall and Hawke behind, she and Sebastian enter into an amicable yet loveless betrothal as they attempt to retake Starkhaven. But the road to the throne isn't easy, and neither is such an arrangement. Extended cameo by everyone's favorite Antivan elf.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,582 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Zevran A., Sebastian V., Hawke (F)
Supplemental Rules and Regulations by Sekhem reviews
It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,626 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009
Indebted by Velf reviews
Set a few years after the film, based mainly on that and the first anime. A sweeping epic, with drama, action, adventure, angst, humour and romance. Original Characters. M for a small amount of mature content. A joke fic that got out of control.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 121 - Words: 526,621 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
In His Shoes by AvocadoLove reviews
In order to fully understand a man, you must first walk a mile in his shoes. Sokka and Zuko are going to find that out the hard way.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,987 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
The Keening Blade by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
She hesitated-"Mostly, I couldn't kill you, knowing that I cheated. At the Landsmeet. Our duel." There was a heavy silence. Loghain said slowly, "You do realize that I am holding a naked sword at this very moment?" M for sound reasons.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 427,041 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Cousland, Loghain M. T.
Walking proof that Karma's important by ElvenPwner reviews
I KNEW making fun of the boohbahs would get me into trouble. After all, if i'd had GOOD Karma, i wouldn't BE here, now would I. Not for those who hate sarcasm. Nonsue. A Southern girl goes to ME story. Not a Legomance. NOW COMPLETE after 8 years!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 108,167 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Boromir - Complete
Fully Caffeinated Alchemist by Sage SK reviews
With the homunculi and a murder investigation on his hands, Roy Mustang has no choice but to introduce the world to his new secret weapon.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Another Brother by AvocadoLove reviews
It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 198,893 - Reviews: 2927 - Favs: 3,661 - Follows: 3,322 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Ground Rules by Kristen Sharpe reviews
Twelve year olds are impressionable, vulnerable and, most of all, volatile. That in mind, Mustang decides to lay down a few rules before Ed meets his team.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Edward E.
Shadow Of A Doubt by Bookwrm389 reviews
It was meant to be a simple inspection, but a disturbing dream makes Ed uneasy and fearful. His anxiety intensifies when the mission takes a dangerous turn, putting his and Mustang's lives at risk. Can he hold it together long enough to save them both?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,110 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Run With You by Jesse A. Harper reviews
As far as Corey Matthews is concerned, nothing interesting ever happens in Green Bay, WI, and she has no problem with that. Boring is good. At least until her history class gets a substitute, and her normal world is upended. Now all she can do is run.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,209 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - 10th Doctor
The Night is Full of Stars by Alairas reviews
The Blight is over. Jessimyn Cousland is faced with the dilemma of where to go from here, trying to balance her duty to her family, her nation, and her king. Cousland/Alistair/Zevran/Leliana/Fergus/Lots of Originals. Rated M for violence and sexual scenes
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 120 - Words: 361,890 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Cousland - Complete
Gold From Lead by Bookwrm389 reviews
"There were whispers. There was absolutely no way to stop them. Ed would rip out his spleen if he knew what all those people were insinuating about the two of them." Parental!RoyEd! Get your minds out of the gutter!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 92 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
And In The End by HeyItsMJ reviews
A picture is worth a thousand words. Thirteen moments on film. ***SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 108***
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete
Cohabitation Takes Some Effort by Chiharu Octavia reviews
Papa!Roy. One-shot. Roy has taken in Ed and Al now that they're restored and have nowhere to go, but Ed's finding it difficult to share the one thing he never had to share before: his brother.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Whoopsies by flybynight00 reviews
Walls can fall without any warning. Happiness can arrive unexpectedly. Clavicles can lead to love.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,268 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Roy M., Edward E.
30 Things That Aurors Shouldn't Do by Jesse A. Harper reviews
Whoever said that Aurors were sane? Set during the Marauder's Era. " 7. Threatening the werewolves with a visit to the vet for the ‘big snip’ is just cruel."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Sirius B., Alastor M.
Junkie by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Maes Hughes suspected he had a problem.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Maes H. - Complete
Your Son by Bookwrm389 reviews
"I'm not your father. It's not fair that you can affect me this much." A military function becomes a nightmare when Ed accidentally takes a poisoned drink meant for Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 147 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Fullmetal Firefly: Serenity by Bookwrm389 reviews
Revised version. All Captain Roy Mustang wants is to do the job so he can get paid and keep flying. But he gets more than he bargained for when he takes on a passenger with two automail limbs and one deadly secret.
Crossover - Firefly & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,143 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Roy M. - Complete
There's Something There Or Not by Sarah1281 reviews
After confronting Wynne on her troubling tattling tendencies when Morrigan used blood magic to help save the Circle, Aunn Aeducan gets an unwelcome lecture on relationships she's not even in.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Aeducan, Wynne - Complete
On Being A Sith Lord by DarthAmmonite reviews
Having a Sith Lord in your head is bad...having a Sith Lord with a really foul sense of humor is even worse. KotOR 1
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,812 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Revan, Carth O.
Mating Interrupted by Sarah1281 reviews
Samara quickly puts a stop to her daughter's attempt to love Shepard to death and the resulting reunion is rather tense, especially with Shepard there saying things no one wants to hear like how being evil doesn't mean you're no longer related...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Shepard (F), Morinth - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10325 - Favs: 12,757 - Follows: 5,222 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Phoenix by Miskcat reviews
Fresh from his own confrontation at the Gate, Roy reels at the sudden fate that has befallen him
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Roy M. - Complete
Hagaren Country by watercircle reviews
TCxFMA Ed and Al get word of a powerful alchemy amplifier in the shape of a feather. Could this finally be their salvation? Meanwhile, the Tsubasa gang appears in Amestris to search for Sakura’s lost memory fragment... Slight FMA timewarp.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,440 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 5/13/2006
Waiting in Denial by Riku-Rocks reviews
Roy surprises himself with his reactions and decisions when Ed is hospitalised with serious injuries a year after becoming a State Alchemist, and Maes thinks he has all the answers...much to Roy's displeasure. Paternal!Roy/Ed Fraternal!Maes/Roy. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
The Incompetent Matchmakers by Shtuff reviews
The entire mess started with a brilliant idea. At least, according to Lieutenant Jean Havoc it was brilliant. Sergeant Major Kain Fuery begged to differ. -Royai-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Balance of Power: Eden Gate by Crackbunny Syndrome reviews
Sequel to Balance of Power -- Explosions. Gunplay. Horseplay. Swordplay. Wordplay -- and foreplay. Bad puns. Steampunk fashions. Worse puns. Hawaiian shirts. AND THE DEATH OF THE NINJAVAN! Not even AAA can find this intersection...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,673 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Balance of Power by Crackbunny Syndrome reviews
Time travel. Conspiracy theories. Leylines. Pop culture crack and bad movie references. Hackers, ghost hunters and detectives, oh my! When crossing the gate, be sure to look both ways. Post series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 328,948 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
The Best Kept Secret In Central City by Pandora Culpa reviews
It's January, and Central City is freezing. The Military Headquarters has lost its heating, and Colonel Mustang is hiding something from his subordinates.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
A Discourse on Alien Physiology, With Donna Noble by thirty2flavors reviews
Through some prodding, Donna learns some basics about Time Lord physiology. Set somewhere between "Planet of the Ood" and "The Sontaran Stratagem".
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/21/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
A Better Fate by D. M. Evans reviews
Having finally achieved most his goals, Ed has only one thing on his mind: showing Winry how he feels.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,551 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Overprotective Males by Gypsy Dancing Girl reviews
InuYasha Crossover. Miroku has offered his famous proposal to Sakura-hime, only realizing after the fact the dangers posed to his life in doing so. Features Kuro!Daddy in all of his glory. SyaoranSakura.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5358 - Favs: 9,917 - Follows: 2,980 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Travelling Incognito by Roseveare reviews
Gen adventure, preseries. An outsider's point of view on Ed. 'There's only one way I can think of, Al, to get inside that place... You'll have to sell me.'
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Incognito by baka deshi reviews
Roy has always protected himself by staying distant, professional. There are only a few select people he chooses to let in...people whom are really real. Roy and Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
ROY: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a ROY MUSTANG unit! Read the following guide and learn how to care for and love your very own Flame Alchemist!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Roy M. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 6,305 - Follows: 407 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
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Pride, Standing Tall reviews
Prompt: Solas is inquisitor Lavellan's father (Do not read this if you haven't finished the game. There be spoilers)
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 5/25
Sacrifice reviews
After a disastrous run of luck, the lavellan clan attempts to placate the Dread Wolf with a sacrifice.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 2/1 - Solas, Lavellan
Distractions reviews
Series of Dragon Age drabbles. Characters from DA:O, DA2 and DAI
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Lavellan
Weakness reviews
Fullmetal Alchemist oneshots. All characters, all canons, all possible ARs. Spoilers for the end of the manga and the 2003 animé.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 28,724 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 5/24/2010
Offers reviews
Now that she's the Champion of Kirkwall, Hawke is receiving a lot of surprising offers. F!Hawke/Sebastian
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Sebastian V., Hawke (F)
Family reviews
Series of interconnected one-shots. AU first animé.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,192 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Roy M., Riza H.
Restitution reviews
After destroying the gate between worlds at the end of Conqueror Of Shamballa, Mustang ends up somewhere. . . unexpected. On temporary hiatus.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 104,413 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Angering the Storm reviews
A certain System Lord learns why you should not anger SG-1 and the Doctor in the same day.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,968 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - 10th Doctor, J. O'Neill - Complete
A Little Problem reviews
Inspired by Kristen Sharpe's wonderful drawing of the ever popular Chimera!Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
15 Things 2: Lost Fluid Links reviews
The Doctor and Sam head to Cardiff to meet Captain Jack and end up dealing with an unstable rift. Because otherwise life would be boring.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,097 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Roy Mustang and the Bridge of Death reviews
Drabbles inspired by the fact that the bomb in CoS resembles the Holy Hand Grenade. Ch2. Roy has a new role and Hohenheim irritates the narrator.
Crossover - Monty Python & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Roy M. - Complete
Story Time reviews
Some fluff, because I've just read chp102 and feel in need of happy sappyness.Set in my 'Restitution' universe.You may need to read that to understand this fic. Takes place one night during the week Mustang is stuck at the Elric's house due to injuries
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Your sarcasm is not helping! reviews
Prequel to '15 things you never want to hear again'. The Doctor tracks a mysterious signal to earth and runs into one very annoyed teenager.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,039 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - 10th Doctor
Ruminations on being a Companion reviews
Or, how to get the locals to help out. Drabbleness.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Thor Does Not Forget reviews
SG-1 come across a weird energy source and Col.O'Neill gives the Doctor some bad news. Short, silly crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - 10th Doctor, J. O'Neill - Complete
Shattered reviews
The Doctor starts wondering about Earth's status as a galactic danger-magnet. Warning! Contains Emo!Ten
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
15 things you never want to hear again reviews
Travelling with The Doctor is always a bit risky. Even so there are some things you NEVER want to hear the Time Lord say again. First n a series.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,748 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 2/25/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Remembering reviews
Remembering the Year That Never Was. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2009 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Faith reviews
Sam has no Christmas Spirit. The Doctor attempts to remedy the situation. Third part up.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
I am Sam reviews
Loss hurts. And you get angry when people try to fill the void. Companion piece to '15 things'
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Why Revan REALLY decided to conquer the republic! reviews
Why everyone's favourite amnesiac sith lord REALLY turned to the Dark Side. Edited and reworked.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete