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Joined 02-23-08, id: 1507795, Profile Updated: 06-08-09
Author has written 3 stories for Hannah Montana, Instant Star, and Camp Rock.

And the worst part is, you don't know it
You're having the time of your life
You used to be young, you used to be right
And so perfect
Well, so was I

Hi. I'm Sam.

I'm a recent high school graduate, which means that I spend a lot of time sleeping, working, partying, and trying to figure out my place in the universe. I'm pretty dramatic but I don't bring TEH DRAMA. I'm headstong, I'm overly obsessed with music that means something, I color code my school supplies, I overanalyze everything, I watch strange documentaries and can spend hours wandering through Wikipedia and basically schooling myself on the totally bizarre and irrelevant. I'm a horrible girlfriend because my heart wanders as much as my mind does, but I'm the most loyal friend you could ask for.

You won't ever find those copy/paste things here. Truthfully, I'm not part of the 5 who would never try pot, I don't care if the Trix rabbit ever gets his cereal, and I don't think it's anyone's business if I can follow the directions on doors/ have tripped over my own feet/ would stop breathing for Robert Pattinson or the Jonas Brothers.

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The Hogwarts Soft Core Erotica Business by BadGirlwithsomeRetroSneakers reviews
Straightening his glasses to make sure he was seeing things correctly, James was surprised to see that the shirtless picture of himself with very low trousers and eighteen abs was still staring back at him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/12/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Guilty by nine miles to go reviews
Rachel could spend an eternity pretending she didn't care about Bruce Wayne. Until he may need her most. One-shot, post Batman Begins.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,579 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Just a Dream by almostmissingyou reviews
Lilly meets the guy of her dreams. Literally. Every night, she meets with Joe Jonas while she's sleeping and she thinks it's just a dream, but what if it isn't? Will they ever meet in real life? Loe.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,602 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Torque by Ananke reviews
Rosalie and Edward have a long overdue conversation, with dangerous effects.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
And the Mirror Cracked by xo going nowhere reviews
Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we're still alive.
One Tree Hill - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006
Burn Your Life Down by xo going nowhere reviews
Because she’s no blushing virgin, and now he knows it too. post Hi, Society! NB, mentions of CB R&R
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Wish You the Worst by xo going nowhere reviews
I'm going to talk and you're going to listen, because you never do anything but lie anyway, so what's the point? [post1x08] They both know they're over, but not before Blair finally gives Nate a piece of her mind.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
And You Had So Much Promise Then by xo going nowhere reviews
She thinks sometimes that's maybe why she loves Nate Archibald. Sometimes he's an android, and sometimes he's a screw up, but he's always been hers. [BlairNate]
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank by xo going nowhere reviews
She wants to take back the last seven years. He wants her to realize what he's known all along. [BxL]
One Tree Hill - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,068 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Brooke D., Lucas S. - Complete
Stuck In The Middle With You by Ultrawoman reviews
On the night Lilly steals the sex tapes and Aaron goes after her, a splitsecond decision saves Miss Kane's life. It also puts Veronica in a very awkward position, and breaks Logan's heart along the way. The two ultimately find comfort in each other.LoVe.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,991 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Logan, Veronica - Complete
Drunk Logan by obsessedlikeneverb4 reviews
This is a S1 LoVe fic. There aren't enough out there. There are a total of 47 chapters. Mix a drunk Logan with a ticked off Veronica and what do you get?
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 183,994 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
The Incident in the Library by greenconverses reviews
Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 244 - Published: 6/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Looks Like We Haven't Learned A Thing reviews
The job of ditching Shane’s playthings had always fallen to him. Nate POV, ShanexTess, ShanexMitchie
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Rocks Turn to Sand reviews
It wouldn’t be so easy to fix this time. Jude.Tommy.post-finale
Instant Star - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Ready to Aim reviews
Those Jonas Brothers sure make it hard to keep a secret. niley.loe
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/24/2008