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Joined 02-23-08, id: 1507876, Profile Updated: 05-29-09
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Van Helsing, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

Greetings earthling. I hope you weren't expecting much. If you were, you might as well turn around and leave. You do not want to know what goes on inside of my head. Trust me one this. I have caused three physics to go mad, and have been given the boot from quite a few asylums. Apparently they didn't approve of me making a bomb with a potato...

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Matters of the Heart by LadyKatie08 reviews
She moved to Forks, Washington because her abusive, doctor boyfriend got a job at the hospital. When Katie Sheridan encounters the young, charasmatic, kind Dr. Cullen at the hospital, they form a bond that no one can break. No matter how hard people try.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,515 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Carlisle
Elfen Song by nurielle reviews
REMAKE: Harry has a secret: he's a diclonius. After abused by the Dursely's, Harry barely manages to survive until he gets his Hogwarts letter. He finds himself in a whirlwind of crazy, homicidal teachers, and a mysterious voice inside hi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,551 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Harry P., Lucy / Nyu - Complete
A Different Kind of Gravity by Kako reviews
When Hermione is killed during torture at Malfoy Manor, she becomes a ghost, invisible to all but her killer. In order to pass on herself, she is set with an impossible task: she must first make him experience love. AU HG/LV Sequel to “Just Let Me..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,419 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort
The Tshirt incident: Retaliation & Escalation by Pika-la-Cynique reviews
Sequel to 'the T-shirt Incident' fic and the 'Jareth's Tshirt' pic. Goading the Goblin King into a twitching fury is the sort of dangerous idea that can get a girl into very, very hot water indeed... Utterly JxS. EDIT 11-08: PART DEUX begins at last!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,550 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2007
Ask Elrond by labradorite reviews
Ask Lord Elrond any and all of your most personal questions! Go on, it’s easy! Just slip your anonymous letter in the box stationed outside of his office and expect a reply within the week. NO tampering with letters. That means YOU, Elladan and Elrohir!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,853 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Elrond - Complete
The Rose and the Thorne by mat528 reviews
A/N: This is an alternate universe tale, where the Doctor never met Rose Tyler in his Ninth incarnation, and the Master is the first to meet Rose. What happens when the Alternate Universe Doctor’s Tenth Incarnation meets Rose? This tale, BTW, is dar
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,434 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Once Again by LeannaPotter2.0 reviews
Soon after Sarah returns from the Underground, Sarah discover that she her mother and stepmother were witches and was homeschooled for a year. When they move to England, Sarah gets to go to Hogwarts. And guess who's turning her world upside down...again
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,610 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
Just Before Dawn by love.devil.movies.baby reviews
Sequel to "Death Becomes Her." The Joker is out again, and the game continues, with some new players. One one side, It's Tanya, Batman and Gordon. But who has the Joker recruited? Will Tanya be able to win, or will she lose the game, herself and Gotham?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,411 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Iron Maiden by Ladyhawke Legend reviews
Movie-verse. How will Tony Stark react when he finds out he is not the only hero out there with a suit of protective armor and finds out the wearer is a woman? Iron Man/Witchblade crossover. Please review! Chapter 20 now up! Finally finished!
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,296 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
loss of love, hope and joy by satans lil angel0666 reviews
Anna is abused by her mother. She runs away. She wanders in to vlaislaus dracula's castle. will she get out?
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009
Hogwarts: A Story by UnchainedMelody94 reviews
The Dark Lord's daughters arrive at Hogwarts,mysteries unravel, secrets expose and Snape gets in some sticky situations. Starts off slow - gets better a few chapters in. This is my 1st fic so be kind! R&R xx
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,346 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Living by Her Rules by trickstersqueen1 reviews
the wizarding world is thrown into chaos, Dumbledore has no choice but to bring in a group of ruthless teens to help teach his students. What happens when these fighters meet the happy students of Hogwarts, chaos and a couple well-aimed jinxes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,023 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009
Welcome to Narnia by Zaikia reviews
Ash is a normal teen when she gets transported into the world of Narnia. She meets Caspian and others. When the White Witch returns, she will do everything in her power to take Narnia back. CaspianOC 1 year after the second movie.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Caspian X - Complete
Defy the Order by Blue Narcissus reviews
Rayne is not your average Hogwarts student, part of a powerful and ancient dark order Draco finds it hard to resist the demon. But there are others who too have plans for her and all is not quite what it seems. Story is finally completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,214 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/30/2006 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Fae Magic by Anante reviews
ON HIATUS! Toby accidentally wishes Sarah away after she accepts a teaching position at Hogwarts. Harry is recruited to help. Chapter 13 preview: "...then you won him back...by what, Sarah? Did you slay me with a sword? Melt me with a bucket of water?"
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,453 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Jareth, Harry P.
THE RIGHT GIRL by gothgurl4eva reviews
i really want 2 be mor respected as a writer so i wrote this tale of love, consumption, n lust! plz review no flames!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Draco M., OC
Metal Heart by wildroses28 reviews
His heart was frozen ice, and he felt nothing. She was destined to destroy him, the humans' fate lay in her hands as the vampire population grew. Longer Summary Inside. Drac/OC
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
The Dreaming Kind by Midnight Lady reviews
Harry Potter crossover. Ignoring Book 6.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,198 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 9/3/2003
Camp Glingal by Araiona Dubois reviews
The day before a sixweek camp opens for teenagers strange lights appear in the sky. When the camp director returns to the camp and finds that her staff is missing but is replaced by characters of Tolkien, will her camp stay open for business?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 177,745 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Pen Pal by Allison Elder reviews
I find your lack of enthusiasm in this correspondance childish and amusing in equal portions. You're pouting like a child.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,880 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Princess of Rivendell and Prince of Mirkwood by Tom Riddle's reluctant bride reviews
This is the love story of Elrond's youngest daughter, Princess Celebrinel and Thranduil's son Legolas takes place during the one ring mission be gentle it's my first Lotr fiction.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Legolas
The Devil's Kiss by katilla reviews
Dracula has been brought back from the dead. By whom and for what purpose are unknown even to him, but he intends to take full advantage.
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005
Social Obligations by Clever Lass reviews
Twelve years after Sarah's Labyrinth experience, she is an older student working her way through college when she gets a unique invitation. Accepting it changes her whole life. COMPLETE! Looks monstrous, but don't worry, the chapters are very short.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 71,408 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Complete
The Patience of a king by AragornsFavorite reviews
(Chapter 8 added)Thranduil is used to getting his own way but will that all change when he meets Taylor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,828 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/28/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004
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Hidden reviews
Voldemort takes Hermione captive 7 years after the final war. Will he be able to hold her prisoner and even perhaps change her to the dark side? or will she prove to be too powerful and strong of will for even him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,260 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort
44 Ways to annoy Snape reviews
Kadrin has 3 months to fulfill 44 ways of annoying Snape. Will she succeed? Or will Snape kill her by then?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - OC, Severus S.
In the eyes of the Beholder reviews
The Joker has targeted a former mob princess. She is not going down without a fight. Joker/OC Rated M for violence and if your lucky sexual situations.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Joker
A love once remembered reviews
A gypsy captured, a werewolf discovered, and a past waiting to catch up. What will happen between Adrianna and Vlad? Can their love survive the curse that has killed her family? Or will it get her too?
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009
Secrets reviews
The war is over. Voldemort has won. only one person stands between him and the world. Her name is Ginny Weasley. She will do anything to get revenge for the man that ruined her life by killing her boyfriend, tearing her family apart, and trying to kill he
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,837 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Ginny W., Voldemort