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Kyman in Omegaverse: My Fated Mate! by MonsterHumper reviews
Trying to live a normal life is hard enough, but fate hasn't had it's final laugh yet. Why is it that Cartman smells so goddamn irresistible! To top it off he's the owner of a multi-billion dollar conglomerate? No way I'm giving in to that idiot's wishes! (Kyle Broflovski x Eric Cartman).
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,339 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/12/2021 - Published: 1/30/2019 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
Together in The Dark by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
After Eric Cartman is released from prison, he's given a fresh start. A new identity, and a new town to call home. South Park, Colorado. But how close can he get to one classmate in particular, while keeping his past life hidden?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/25/2020 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M.
A Series of Left Turns by Yummykyman reviews
In the town of South Park, things only changed slowly, little by little. Never anything drastic. Of course when Kyle was caught off guard by a drastic change, it had to be because of Eric Cartman. Kyle/Cartman. Kyle POV. Heavy swearing and smut later on.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 184,680 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/7/2019 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Reborn from the Ashes of Hate by Akasha Kushrenada reviews
World War II AU It always happens eventually, all Jews break in concentration camps under Nazi control. But Kyle wasn't about to let that happen. After his family was captured by the Nazi soldiers, Kyle vowed to always keep hope alive and keep his family together. Of course Cartman isn't about to let that happen. His own vow is to break Kyle so there was no hope left. Kyman, Creek
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,541 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 7/26/2017 - Craig T., Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Tweek T.
Closer by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Kyle and Eric have a pretty nice set-up, or at least Eric thinks so. Eric is in South Park, Kyle is in Phoenix, and they have a great time whenever they see each other. But when an opportunity arises for Kyle that could change all that, Eric doesn't know whether to embrace it or run from it. Or, Eric has commitment issues and the flu. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,313 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2017 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Butters S. - Complete
All Or Nothing by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Nobody believed they would last, especially Kyle. Eric and Heidi are still dating in high school, Kyle is bitter although has managed to maintain his friendship with Eric. But things are not so blissful between Eric and Heidi, which may work to Kyle's advantage... if he can handle what an affair entails. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2017 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Heidi T. - Complete
Cold Up There by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Eric thought he was content living alone in the mountains of South Park. Until a trip into town introduces him to Kyle, who has moved from New Jersey to Colorado for a fresh start, like Eric did many years ago. But there's a storm brewing that will force them closer together than they ever imagined. Multi chapter. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,688 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 8/3/2016 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
More Than You Bargained For by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
A young archaeologist, Kyle thinks uncovering a perfectly preserved Egyptian prince will launch his career. But one night in the lab changes everything forever. A fluffy three-parter. Kyman. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,829 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 6/18/2016 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Token B., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
A Brief History of A Lifetime by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
What if Eric never came back from the future? A story about righting wrongs, waiting and how to make 'long-distance' work. Rated M. A huge thank you to nicholelovesyouu for helping me get this story off the ground!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 213,332 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 2/2/2015 - [Kyle B., Eric Cartman] - Complete
Everything I Need by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
After his beloved Gary leaves him, Stan finds himself at a romantic crossroads. Now would be the time to take risks and try something new, and the intriguing Eric and Kyle may be just what he needs. Styleman. AU. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,905 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/5/2016 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Stan M. - Complete
Letters To Nobody by Yummykyman reviews
AU Oneshot... As Cartman moves from his childhood to his adulthood, he writes a couple of letters to cope with Kyle's death. [Based on a Headcanon. Main Character Death ]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2015
Meet Me in Manhattan by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
After meeting on assignment in Botswana, Eric can't get the ambitious, charitable Kyle out of his head. What better place for them to reunite than at a black-tie event Kyle is hosting in New York? Rated T. A Christmas gift for PartiPooper!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Can't We Just Try? by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
If Eric had his stubborn way, he'd deny his feelings forever. But Kyle's not going to let that happen. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,042 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
A Game Changer by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Eric only sings about love at first sight, he doesn't really believe in it. Until a handsome waiter enters his life. Rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Eric Cartman's Travelling Circus by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Eric Cartman is a wealthy ex-criminal who is finally realising a childhood dream. His troupe entertain and dazzle audiences all around the country. But there's one act that leaves him rather spellbound too. AU set in 1923. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,911 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 6/4/2015 - [Kyle B., Eric Cartman] [Stan M., Wendy Testaburger]
The Violin by DarkTragicAngel reviews
AU/WW2. After living hiden for three and half years with his family, Kyle is taken to a concentration camp. Guess who's the most sadistic SS there? What starts as a cruel game between Nazi and Jew, will evolve into something unprecedent. Kyman. Warning: Coarse language, violent imaginary of war and sex. Rewritten version of "Unexpected"
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 152,996 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Once More With Feeling by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
When Eric was ten years old, his life changed drastically. Stan turned cynical, their childhood friendship group was fractured and Kyle and Eric slowly grew closer. Eight years later, and time is running out for Eric to swallow his fear and tell Kyle exactly how he feels. Oneshot. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
An Infinite April by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
According to Stan, Kyle is a smart guy, so why is he so fascinated with a man ten years younger than him? When it's the enigmatic, stubborn 18 year old Eric Cartman? Kyman. One-sided Keneric, referenced Style and a dash of Stary. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,467 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
If We Could Last Forever by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Cartman and Kyle have been in an on/off relationship since they were fifteen, but with college came their supposed end. However, fate keeps throwing them second chances, so is it really crazy to think that they could (and were meant to) last forever? Fluffy Kyman oneshot. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,502 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The World Is Your Snow Globe by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
You would've thought that ice powers wouldn't be such a problem for an emotionally unavailable sociopath. Frozen-inspired AU. Kyman (friendship... Maybe) Rated T. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Catch Me If You Can by scarylolita reviews
The boys are off to college and Cartman insists they participate in the frosh week scavenger hunt. They'll be getting drunk, getting naked, getting lucky and perhaps even arrested, but unfortunately, they aren't in for purely fun and games. The past comes back to haunt them and they're all forced to pay the price for childhood mistakes they once buried. Slash, Kyman & Crenny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,668 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] [Kenny M., Craig T.] - Complete
We Were There by scarylolita reviews
When Kyle books a flight to Hawaii, the last person he plans on travelling with is Eric Cartman, but that's exactly what happens. It's been eight years since they last met, but Kyle can already tell it's going to be a rocky ride and an even rockier landing. Fate has plans for these estranged friends, and so does Hawaii. Things are about to change. Slash, Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,919 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Maybe I Just Wanna Be Yours by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
So Kyle and Cartman are just your average couple... Bickering about Ikea curtains, tattoos and expressing their love for each other after three years of dating and two years of living together. Kyman. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,768 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Memento by scarylolita reviews
After losing his job at the library, Kyle ends up at the local bar. Drunk and desperate, he agrees to be the mayor's personal assistant. It might not be so bad if the mayor wasn't Eric Cartman. Slash, dark themes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,949 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 12/4/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
The Christmas Ball Committee by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
The story of four couples who have been sucked into the vortex of Park County High's Christmas Ball Committee. Kyman, Clyde/Bebe, Stary and Kenny/Token. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,551 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M., Gary H. - Complete
Red Chrysanthemums by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Cartman doesn't think anybody can save him. But maybe Kyle can. Small, Kyman oneshot. Cartman/Bebe friendship. Rated M. Hope you like and reivews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Bebe S., Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Wishing For A Hurricane by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Twenty years is a long time to wait and wish for your hurricane. Stupidly long oneshot. Kyman. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Smoking Section by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Cartman is a tortured soul, bursting with unrequited love while Kyle is neurotic, self loathing and frustrated. Inspired by the amazing Jackson Waters song Center Of Attention. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,768 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Constant by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Cartman and Kyle just can't escape each other. They've loved each other, for better or worse, for practically their entire lives. But can they handle it when they're so close to getting everything they've wanted? Kyman. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,656 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Superman by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
A sad, Kyman story that may drain you emotionally... Hopefully in a good way. But on the bright side there's some Stary and Kenndy to keep you going! Rated T. Contains God-parents, hospitals & Clyde's awful Christmas parties. Hope you enjoy and reviews are always appreciated!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,392 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Bittersweet by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
All great love stories start with a passionate first kiss... And tequila... And Kenny McCormick. Kyman. Rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,893 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Fine Line by scarylolita reviews
Cartman almost kills Kyle and, much to his own surprise, he finds himself feeling rather guilty about it. Slash, Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/31/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Constellations by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
At eighteen, Cartman never would have thought he'd be back in the future again, beloved by many as the "Time Child." But this future is more bleak and dangerous he could have ever imagined. Kyle has come back with him and as they realize that they are each other's only hope, feelings start to grow... Sadly, there are no otters. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Chatroom by MOFOSTAN reviews
Teenagers and their silly computers and video games and online chatrooms. Still, it would be fun to watch what certain teenagers talk about on these online chatrooms. Especially the teenagers from South Park High.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,728 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Theory Testing by NightingaleLost reviews
The girls can't possibly be right, right? How could the fights between Kyle and Cartman be secretly a sign of lust? Was that why they really put up with each other? There's only one way to find out...
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Respect My Authority by Soul Flash reviews
There's only one thing you can do when a Jew tries to mess with your mind: play some mind games yourself. After all, all's fair in love and war. Kyman, slash. Cartman's POV. Companion fic to Don't Touch Me.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,693 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Redéfinition de l'individu by Kymanlvr reviews
Kyle Broflovski is tired of his dull, unchanging life. But after he returns from being away from South Park for the summer, things start to spiral out of control, and everything falls apart. Mainly Kyman. Strong language and references to sex.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,298 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Nightmare by Soul Flash reviews
You don't know what you've got until you see it glued to some other guy. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Restraints by Soul Flash reviews
“Goddammit, Jew...” Cartman breathed as he furiously began to work on Kyle's belt buckle, “Why'd you have to wear a goddamn belt today...?” Kyman. Graphic lemon. Contains whipping, rimming, frottage, dirty talk, masochism, and more.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,580 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Need You Now by Soul Flash reviews
Kyle's guilt is crushing him; Cartman doesn't know what he did wrong. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
You Mean Too Much by Soul Flash reviews
Cartman isn't so great at hiding his feelings from Kyle. One-shot. Cartman POV. Companion fic to OSN's I Can't Lose You. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Don't Touch Me by Soul Flash reviews
When your life hits an all time low, things can't possibly get any worse, right? Not for Kyle Broflovski. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,474 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Quiescence by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle and Cartman have never seen eye to eye. Could a crack-pot proposal from an outside party finally bring some harmony to their tumultuous relationship? KyleXCartman, with a few side pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman