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"To Truly laugh, one must be able to take their pain, and play with it!"
Name: La Canelle..
I admit, I suck at Grammar and English, even know I am from America. So please, please have patients, I am trying to get better..
Hn, my hobbies include writing poems, and songs.
I love to play Call of Duty: Black Ops.
I like Foxes, wolves, dogs, and cats.
Currently, due to my failure on You just won't give up, Will you? I am rewriting, and also having my beta go over it...
The girl you just called fat
She's overdosing on diet pills.
The girl you just called ugly
She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.
The boy you just tripped
He is abused enough at home.
See that man with the ugly scars
He fought for his country.
That guy you just made fun of for crying
His mother is dying.
Repost if you're against bullying.
I bet more than 95% of you won't...
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST wear plaid skirts
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
Repost this if you want the fuckin' stereo-types to stop
True Friends and Fake ass friends
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out! (I would totally do this for any of my friends, even though they don't think I care about them. I'm kinda like Sesshomaru in a way.)
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
These are ones that the other one missed.
A good or best friend!
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
Girls don't realize these things
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These This
The Ouran Alphabet
A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend
B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka
C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day
D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen
E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot
F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender
G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt
H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins
I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be
J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai
K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins
L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand
M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type
N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back
O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business
P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff
Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori
R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color
S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear
T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club
U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny
V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot
W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother
X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had
Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins
Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join
If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile
The Inuyasha Alphabet
A is for Ayame Kouga's wild Fiance
B is for Bankotsu the smexy leader of the band of 7
C is for cat the really overweight one that belongs to Kagome
D is for demon who wish to take the sacred jewel
E is for exterminate the very thing Sango was trained to do
F is for fox the kind of demon Shippo is
G is for grumpy which is what Inuyasha is most of the time
H is for hanyou which means half-demon in Japanese
I is for Inuyasha the super bad ass hanyou
J is for jewel shattered by the miko Kagome
K is for Kagome a Miko from the future
L is for lecher the very word used to describe a certain monk
M is for Miroku the womanizing monk
N is for Naraku an evil demon bent on world domination
O is for OHMYGOSH LOOK IT'S NARAKU
P is for patience which is what Sango and Kagome need a lot of while dealing with the guys
Q is for quarrel which is what Inuyasha and Kagome do on a daily basis
R is for Rin the little girl traveling with Sesshomaru
S is for SIT the deadly command that sends Inuyasha plowing into the ground
T is for Takashi Rumiko the author of the amazing Inuyasha manga
U is for unreliable which is what Myoga is in a time of need
V is for vindictive the way both Sango and Inuyasha are
W is for wolf demon which describes the hot headed Kouga
X is for Xenophobic the way Kagome acts once she returns back home
Y is for youkai which means full-blooded demon in Japanese
Z is for Z-end of this alphabet XD
A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for someone you loved, copy and paste this into yourprofile.
A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmeme, AkatsukiReverie,EmoLollipop, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, KillerLiger3000, moonlit fang, chibi kyuu-chan, Ragnorokrising, MangaFreak15, chibi-shishi,la canelle
-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
-One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject
-We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass
-Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin. (Not mine)
-Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't
-I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
Last night i looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason i love you. I was doing fine until I ran out of stars.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"
"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."
"Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?"
"A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'"
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
When you fall: A friend helps you up; a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumbass?"
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
What the gesture means...
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
If you hear voices of random book or movie characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. (Sometimes? More like always. I hate annoying ningens who can't keep their noses out of other people's businesses.)
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you managed to copy and paste to many things, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love and hate your life at the same time, copy this to your profile
If you love it when Inuyasha gets sat copy this into your profile
If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (It was happened to me a few times...like last night for instance)
If you want to learn Japanese, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (my record was 1 hour and 20 mins, during Math! )
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh yeah! Feudal era with Kool Aid Man! Hehehehe, he's getting chased by demons xD)
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (when I do my math and other stuff)
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (Oh don't get me started!)
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm gonna beat them with a meter stick!)
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Runelesca, Kouga'sChils, Justified Assassin, Sacra Nox, Kira Nova, Poetic love, Xerios13, chibi-shishi,la canelle
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. (Yeah! hehe)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (I do this quite a lot.)
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!' (I would've injured them so they feel my pain)
If you are odd and proud of it, put this on your profile.
SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random, put this on your profile. (do vegetarians eat animal cookies?)
If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command, copy this onto your profile. (Oh that'd be frickin awesome! Wheee! World domination!)
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. (Why the hell would I do that?! I already have enough dead brain cells, thank you very much -sticks tongue out at you-)
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you), put this on your profile
Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who doesn't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Poetic love, Xerios13, chibi-shishi, la canelle
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile. (What color is a yellow canary? No I'm serious.)
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.
If you always say 'uhhhh...' when someone questions you or replying shortly (yes, no ,go away) , copy/paste this into your profile.
If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very easy opponent, I should practice more). Crazy is when you practice thumbwars. So if you're crazy, copy/paste this into your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile. (Wondered about that for a long time. I'm a silver hair kitsune and has then knowledge of seduction)
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (I do it all the time, myself doesn't agree with me)
98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off. (Oh so true.)
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile. (Whee!)
If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (Yup, majorly obsessed. Been on here for 28 days straight. Having trouble blinking)
If you've ever started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Kira Nova, Poetic Love,Xerios13, chibi-shishi, la canelle
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yeah! Dragon Scar!)
If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.
If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (Made a total fool of myself)
The Funniest Quotes EVER!!
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
I like work, It fascinates me! I can sit and look at it for hours.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
The world will end tomorrow (unless postponed by rain).
I'm smiling. This should scare you. Very much. Because that means I'm plotting someone's death.
Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
I was wondering why Frisbees got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me.
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference.
Angry people need hugs (or sharp objects).
The funniest thing about this message is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything, its too late for you to stop reading it, you flippin' retard!
By the time you read this you've already read it.
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
We have women in the military, but they don’t put us in the front lines. They don’t know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, ‘You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms’
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read
You can get every other flavor except coffee-flavored coffee! They got mochaccino, they got chocaccino, frappaccino, rappaccino, Al Pacino, what the hell?!
There are times when I think you're the most beautiful girl in the world, and there are times when I'm sober
Everyone who ever walked barefoot into their child's room late at night hates Legos
Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a freakin campfire?!
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
"You'd think they'd be at least one smart person on the Earth other than the ones who have filed for insanity..."
"If Tylenol, Duck Tape, and a Band Aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem."
"A wise man once said, "I don't know - go ask a woman."
"IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!"
“We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.”
I won’t be surprised to find that when the world goes crazy I’ll be considered sane. Until then, fuck you.
“Try not to let your mind wander. It’s too small to be outside on its own.”
"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
Holy Shit! My House is on fire! Hmmm…Marshmallows…”
“Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.”
"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."
Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity just got blamed for it.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
To error is human, to seek revenge is divine.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back at em and say 'make your own damn lemonade!'
"Heaven didn't want me and Hell thinks I'll take over."
“Destroy is such a strong word! I prefer ‘redecorated for free’.”
"A good friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying 'That was freakin awesome!'"
"It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me."
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it.
Jesus loves you. The rest of us think you're an idiot.
If life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then, when life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach 'em.
Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"
Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."
I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions?
Insane people never know that they're insane. It's the sane ones you have to worry about. Because they know they're insane. And they know how to use it.
When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.
"If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and then find someone who's life has given them Vodka, and have a party."
"The voices in your head are not real but they still have some really great ideas"-
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
You say I'm a bitch like its a bad thing.
I'm the person your mother warned you about.
Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?
All men are animals. Some just make better pets.
Any body who looks at my friends doesn't have to ask why I'm insane.
Why do some people sing in the shower, yet get stage fright? We can hear them from the other end of the house...
Why do we give little kids those Barbie dolls? Last I checked bulimia and anorexia were bad things
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (man, I wish we could reprogram males.)
When she walks away from you mad:
When she stares at your mouth:
When she pushes you or hits you:
When she starts cussing at you:
When she's quiet:
When she ignores you:
When she pulls away:
When you see her at her worst:
When you see her start crying:
When you see her walking:
When she's scared:
When she lays her head on your shoulder:
When she steals your favorite hat:
When she teases you:
When she doesn't answer for a long time:
When she looks at you with doubt:
When she says that she likes you:
When she grabs at your hands:
When she bumps into you:
When she tells you a secret:
When she looks at you in your eyes:
When she misses you:
When you break her heart:
When she says its over:
When she repost this bulletin:
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
Give her the world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:
Hmm...are there even any guys like that? As in non fictional characters?
War movies are 10 times better when you can use a Nerf gun to shoot the enemy on the screen.
Moms don't like silly putty. Carpet does.
Student: Teacher, will you get mad at me for something I didn't do? Teacher: No. Student: Promise? Teacher: Yes. Student: Ok, I didn't do my homework.