BotulismFreak
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Joined 02-23-08, id: 1508310, Profile Updated: 06-18-12
Author has written 6 stories for Bleach, Fruits Basket, Naruto, Dark-Hunter series, Night Angel Trilogy, and Samurai 7.

Ladies and Gentlemen, BotulismFreak has returned!

Yes, I was on an extended hiatus due to a lovely dislocated kneecap, as well as my first year of college. Becoming an engineer isn't easy folks! It was either write fanfiction or sleep! And I do love my sleep. So once again my profile is under construction. However, my summer course-load is relatively light, so I should be back in smut production quite soon. I am currently editing the third and final chapter of Never Bet on a Sure Thing, as well as reworking the first two chapters of Poker Night so that the writing style fits in with the rest of the story.

Coming To Your Computer Soon:

(In this order)

Chapter 3 of Never Bet on a Sure Thing

Chapter 2 of Immoral Temptations

Chapter 1 of Nefarious Eyes

Chapter 1 of Promiscuous Business

Chapter 4 of Poker Night (With an explanation for the goth clothes)

One-shot: Boy's Night In

AND MUCH, MUCH MORE.

I also welcome Private Messages! If you have a story suggestion, send it there. That way it's easier to respond. Since I have anonymous reviews enabled, I can't always respond to all of the story suggestions in review form.

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Perfect Punishment by Graceful Storyteller reviews
AU. Jiraiya tells Naruto they're getting a new maid. To Naruto's surprise the maid is a he! NaruGaaNaru, one-sided SasuGaa, with Gaara being forced to crossdress
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,689 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Dei's Punishment by Kaida-Chan414 reviews
What happens when Sasori comes back from a solo mission and finds Deidara having some "fun" without him? Punishment of course.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Kagema by RaimeiMegami64 reviews
"I hate you, Hidan...I hate you a lot..." Sasori grumbled. It's one thing when your friend interferes with your life, but when it's done by sending a kagema to your house...well, Sasori's bound to have a night like never before! SasoDei Lemon! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Oops, We Did It Again by dark-spirited Bakura reviews
Pein wants to test the Akatsuki's resistance to alcohol. But things might take a turn for the kinky for two artists. Contains a lemon and an awkward situation or two. SasoxDei, KakuxHida if you squint, do the Macarena, and draw on your face with Sharpie.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Strawberries and Skinny Dipping: Hatori's Remedy by bugaboo107 reviews
Tohru literally 'falls' for Hatori one fateful summer day. When will it be too hard for them to bear their romantic feelings toward each other? Will love blossom under the dreary conditions that plague the Sohmas?
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 154,358 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Hatori S., Tohru H.
A Distracting Change by SweetChi reviews
When Kyuzo leaves for his scouting mission, he's a little distracted. This leads to some decisions he normally wouldn't make, changing the course of things to come. Diversion after episode 14. Kambei/Kyuzo
Samurai 7 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,094 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Kyuzo, Kambei S. - Complete
The Submission of a Prince by Metallover130 reviews
Submitting was something Vegeta would never do. I do not own DBZ.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,165 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
Half the fun by BadAssPrinceton-14 reviews
Goku and Vegeta are left alone while Bulma is out shopping. will the naughty saiyans get caught? Or will they be able to hide their secret love?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
The Yullen Files by Chizune-chan reviews
Allen finally tells Kanda how he feels for him, but is rejected. What happens when the same exorcist who recently rejected him comes to his room later that day? This is my little series of Yullen oneshots. I love Yullen and finally started to write it.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,868 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Skin asks for pleasure first by Insomniac-A-Go-Go reviews
This is practically raining lemons! A heartless puppet master, a feisty blonde and a near death experience -what do you get? YAOI, DeiXSaso, smut, characters basically all over each other. Sombre undertone & dark plot -full description/warnings inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,244 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Your Silence is Deafening by Vacancy reviews
When she left the Host Club, she had broken herself into pieces. After a long year, Mori tries to pick up the fragments and recreate what once was. MoriHaru with plenty of angst along the way, rated for minor sexual themes and language.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,842 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.
The Strangeness of Dreams by Jun-I reviews
Kirara x Kanbei, Kambei x Kyuzo yaoi. Chapter 2: An unbidden voice visits Kyuzo in the night. Chapter 1: Kanbei has a strange dream, a dream he does not want.
Samurai 7 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 6/22/2006
Post Orgasmic Chill by sonicarutha reviews
KisaIta. Kisame knew that his partner was frigid; everyone in the Akatsuki knew that. But for one moment, he knew that he could be the one who would melt the avalanche that was named Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Don't You Put It In Your Mouth by Lunarfang reviews
Kaoru, couldn't possibly refuse, but no one said he shouldn't. Lime more then lemon, one shot!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Tempt by FailingDemi reviews
“I…want it all off…” Kaoru said breathlessly and pleadingly, his hands weakly clenching the collars of the buttoned shirt. “It’s so…hot…” And then Hikaru snapped. -HIKAKAO-ONESHOT-Slight hints of Lemon-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Kisame Wandering by bgreenwivy reviews
Kisame doesn't like the fact that he and Itachi aren't exclusive so he wanders. Itachi has finally gotten fed up with Kisame's wanderings but will it be too late for him to do anything about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
ItachixKisame by nekochan4545 reviews
A quick one shot... I don't usually do short one pagers, but I wrote this out and thought it was cute. Spoiler warning Dedicated to 'passerby', who requested a KisaxIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Experience by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Sequel to 'The Mission' and 'Innocence' Now that they're older they can indulge in something more advanced than just plain sex. Not worksafe. KisaIta, NC-17.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
I Wonder What It's Like to be the Seme by PurificationArrow reviews
Junjou Romantca: Misaki wonders what it would be like to be 'on top' after reading a book in classic literature about a gay couple in ancient Japan. Midst his fantasies, Usami takes matters into his own hands about the distressed state of a very confused.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
I Wanna Dress You Up by vampyremiyu reviews
Haruhi's in a real pinch. Not only does she need a formal gown for an upcoming event, but she's stuck in a dressing room with Mori! MorixHaruhi. Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Love over Gold by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
KakuHidan Everyone in Akatsuki knew that Friday nights were Uke reunion nights. Hidan wants to prove that Kakuzu loves him more than money. KakuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Innocence by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
[Sequel to 'The Mission'] Itachi's ready to lose his innocence... KisaIta, R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Mission by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
[KisaIta] Kisame's first mission with his brand new partner, Uchiha Itachi. A starting partnership and maybe something more... Fluff, PG13. Sequel is out.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
How to Mate a Saiyan by SanSaru reviews
Sick of their husbands constant fighting, Bulma and ChiChi decided to get them to behave, whether they like it or not. Only, things don't turn out exactly as planned...GokuVegeta Slash and ::gasp:: a plot? Sweet kami, what's that doing there!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,018 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Goku, Vegeta
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Immoral Temptations reviews
It's after the Great War, and Kyuzo is job hunting. He gets a job as a bodyguard at Ayamaro's palace...but not for the merchant. No. Instead he must guard Ukyo's intended bride...who turns out to be someone he thought dead. Contains: SMUT, VIOLENCE, RAPE
Samurai 7 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2011
Up on the Rooftop reviews
Durzo's bored. So bored he took on a noob mission in order to alleviate some of the monotony of his day. But what happens when she appears? Note: This story takes place decades before Kylar's born. Part of a collection involving my dear friend, Belva Dea
Night Angel Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Durzo Blint - Complete
Never Bet on a Sure Thing reviews
Acheron finds himself at the local biker bar, Sanctuary, deep in a serious Texas Hold 'em game with a mysterious woman. However, this mysterious woman has a friend,the evil Stryker. What will happen when the three make a friendly bet? Sex included.
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Acheron/Ash
How Could You? reviews
Temari and Hinata go shopping for special gifts for their significant others on Valentines Day. What happens when Hinata finds an unpleasant surprise waiting for her when she gets home? shikamaruXtemari and hidanXhinata WARNING: HENTAI AND YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Poker Night reviews
What happens when a good friend comes back from America? Poker night! And not just poker, but strip poker. Can the boys deal with the sexual tension, and will Yuki finally discover his sexual identity? yukiXtohruXkyo shigureXayame hatoriXmizuki
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Hatori S.
Midnight reviews
Separated for four months. Reunited at midnight. What will happen? Will their lust and passion get the better of them? WARNING-contains hardcore yaoi, with a little BDSM. ByakuyaxRenji oneshot
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
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