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Joined 02-24-08, id: 1508433, Profile Updated: 03-31-09
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Hello, all!

Go read Twilight, now. Otherwise I shun you. :-)

So anyway, I am an official Twilight Fangirl. I have a t-shirt and everything that declares me a member of Team Jacob AND Edward. As it says, Vampires...Wolves...Why should I have to choose between them? doesn't fit anymore, but I still have the shirt. :-) I love Jacob for all I'm worth, but Edward is Edward and Edward is Bella's and Bella is Bella.

My name's Shay. If you want to contact me, send me a PM anytime. I've got a site on fictionpress (.com) also, that has some of my poems. And I have a blog, to anyone who would like to know what goes on in my life outside of writing. The link is Or at least I have one, but I haven't gone on or edited it in...what, when I was ten? My myspace exists, but I go on maybe, oh, once a year or so? There's really no point of giving you that.

I L-O-V-E reading sexy Twilight fanfics, but I'm just now starting to write them. It's almost embarrassing to me - what if someone walked in while I was typing it, or my dad stumbled across it while he was trying to fix my computer because it got (another) virus? This thing is ancient. I don't even have Microsoft Word. I have to use wordpad.I haven't used that since I was in third grade. And then, I got this computer. I'm begging him to find the stupid CD to install my precious Word. Too bad he's not trying. Maybe I'll go download open's free, and better than wordpad, at least. Anyway, if you know of any naughty Stephenie Meyer fanfics, tell me about them! I like the host, too.

Some stuff about me? Not that you care, but I'll put it on anyway.

Name: Shay Woodland

Age: 19

Hair color: (see beloooowwww)

Previously: My parents were blond and black-haired. Picture that combo. It's not actually a color, by the definition of colors according to any fashion magazine you look at.

Current: Well, I dyed it, so now it's reddish blond. Mostly red. But it's much the same as before: still not actually a color, by definition of Colors According to the Fashion Magazines.

Height: 5'5"

My dream: To publish a book before I'm 25. Ya, it's probably not going to happen, but if I could just complete just one story, I could get a hold of a self-publisher and it wouldn't matter if everyone in the world thought it was stupid. muahahaha.

My grades: I'm in a math class three years ahead of my grade level and I only understand half the stuff. There are too many big words. What does that tell you?

Sexual orientation: Hello, straight. The end.

Religion: Christian, though you wouldn't assume so by the stuff that I read and write. heehee...or do!

My secret: Why would i put a secret on the internet? do i look stupid to you? don't answer that.


My pets: 2 cats, my little girlies. One of them, lily, is licking my arm right now. she has a licking issue. if you try to make her stop licking something, she will try to lick the inside of your mouth. she knows you don't like it, but she lurves it. Taz is a maniac cat who will claw your face if you rub her tummy or you won't let her lick your cereal bowl.

Favorite Smiley: -_-" ...or T-T

This is me. The only child whose parents are still together but sleep at opposite ends of the house. lol, If you think I'm screwed up, get a life far, far away, because I WILL screw you up more. On second thought, i might just screw you...--please note sexual orientation if you have an offer. thank you.--

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Dig It by moonbeam9992 reviews
As cliche as it seems, a girl arrives at Camp Green Lake. When digging holes stirs up more than dirt, Kat must confront her past, her feelings, and her strange visions of a happier Green Lake, Texas. SquidXOC
Holes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,878 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008
Oblivious to Love by KLuTZ 122 reviews
AU! ALL HUMAN!Bella is a Tomboy who moved to Forks after 8th grade. But, what if she was so much like one of the guys, that she was oblivious to one thing? LOVE... PLEASE R&R. rated for 13 and up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Psycho in the Night by ccb0191 reviews
Embry doesn’t believe he has an imprint, and he’s perfectly fine with that. He would much rather spend his time having meaningless one night stands with faceless girls that he’ll never remember. Full Summary inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,263 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Embry
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3867 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5411 - Favs: 7,114 - Follows: 3,399 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Taken by rippnercullen reviews
Bella is kidnapped one night to become a 'slave present' for Edward Cullen, a boy who seems to just abuse her. But Bella is sure that underneath he must love her.....right? WARNINGS: Pain, language, lemons, spanking and rippnercullenness! Ed/Be NO JACOB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,730 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
So, What Now? by gojackets77 reviews
What if Bella chose Jacob instead of Edward? There is no Renesmee, so Jake doesn't imprint. Please read. second fic. Don't own characters, SM does.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,955 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Jacob, Bella
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3674 - Favs: 5,601 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Arrogance by ashel-13 reviews
When E and B go with others to perform a senior prank at the school, they get caught, and must serve community service, together. The only problem is that Bella HATES Edward with a passion because she knows he’s the school’s biggest player! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,945 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Let Down Your Hair by gojackets77 reviews
Embry/OC.fisrt fanfic. Embry imprints, but he has never laid eyes on the girl before in his life. But will her troubled past affect their relationship? Rated M for future. i dont own twilight.written in girl's POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,724 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Embry - Complete
CallaCarly LillieRose Jameson by icarly roxs my soxs reviews
Carly was abducted and bacame depressed. she thinks lowly of everyone and scared of most things... especially of boys. how will she cope in CGL? I DONT OWN HOLES.... DREAMS ARE INTNESE... NOT FOR THE YOUNG... READ AND REVIEW
Holes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Squid
Hot off the Press by BubblesBlossomButtercupBumble reviews
Oh hey, Bella. Yeah I've only had a crush on you for about forever. That's why I joined that website and convinced you to be my friend, basically, so that I'd stand a chance in real life. AH AU B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,892 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Three Minutes In A Closet by Bellacullen1901 reviews
Who knew that three minutes in a closet could change your life? Bella Swan is dragged into a game of Spin the Bottle at a party and ends up in the basement closet with a complete stranger. Will she find out who was her mystery man is? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,029 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bloody Tears by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Edward and Bella were always good friends. Edward moves away when they are 12. 5 years later he comes back to a completely different Bella. Why does she wear that oversized hoodie? Why does she get called Emo-girl? ABUSE WARNING. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,637 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11734 - Favs: 8,763 - Follows: 2,685 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Skater Girl by Fanpire123 reviews
Bella's the tomboy at the school with her best friend alice when one day she trips in the parking lot and is nearly run over by captain of the soccer team, Edward Cullen. It's love at first sight but Bella's stubborn. All human. Cannon pairings. RXR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,967 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4263 - Favs: 4,167 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Separate From Myself by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Bella has many different passions. Ballet, Hip-hop, Skateboarding and Gymnastics. For each of these she has a different name, Isabella, Issy, Is and Isa. How can she react when her lives start to fold in on one another. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,668 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The New Girl In Town by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
The arrival of a new girl causes a stir in Forks, all the guys are attracted to her beauty, and the Cullens are worried about the colour of her eyes. But what happens when Mike Newton goes missing without a trace, the same day she enrols into school?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,907 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tantalizing by twilightaddict13 reviews
Alice throws a party for Bella&Edward inviting the whole town, including Jacob Black. It was supposed to help "protesters" accept their engagement. Bella takes Jake to her room to talk. Jacob wants a little more...Uh-Oh! Too bad Edward just...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,256 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008
Ghosts of the past by linnybug reviews
Bella and Charlie move back to Forks after the death of Renee. Bella meets Edward, the misunderstood jock. Will she see him for who he really is? Sorry...awful summary, but still a good story, I swear! Rated M -- ya know me...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,125 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Setting The Table by ashel-13 reviews
Oneshot. All Human. Lemon. Bella and Edward celebrate their first Thanksgiving together as a married couple. Co-written by HaydenMCullen and ashel-13.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Disenchanted by XLadySnowX reviews
When Bella's 17 year old cousin Ava moves to Forks, she meets the sublime and enchanting Jasper Hale. They soon fall in love. But what's going to happen when Embry Call imprints on Ava? Only one way to find out! Full summary inside. JasperxOC. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,742 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Jasper, Embry - Complete
Hot for Teacher by BubblesBlossomButtercupBumble reviews
I'll show them. That's what was on my mind when I got my high school reunion invitation. #4 for jayeliwood's contest :D Teacher Edward AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tell me that you're alright by veggiegirl13 reviews
17 yr old, new yorker Liz takes a visit to the site of her favorite book. Imprint story. Rated M just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,800 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Embry
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 199 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Camp Pembina by AlyssaLutz reviews
Bella is a camp counselor along with, Alice and Rose.Bella has been beat, bullied, and violated. During her third summer at Camp Pembina she meets Edward Cullen. Can he help Bella trust again? Nominated for Denali Coven Award. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,329 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Fruit and Veggie Conspiracy by twilightaddict13 reviews
Bella has a rough time with cutting a mango and baking a potato. The Cullens are enjoying her suffering. Based on a true story...This is kinda dumb, I advise you to NOT read it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8463 - Favs: 7,674 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 301 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Parking Lot reviews
As Bella's leaving a movie alone, she meets James, a man who just needs a little help - as far as she knows. Rated M for graphic rape. AH, dark fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, James