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Fun With Roses by Chris Stork reviews
Romance shorts between Pip and Seras.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/18/2016 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Seras, Pip
Such a Quiet Thing, to Fall by Metropolis Kid reviews
My name is Seras Victoria, and I'm a Jedi. Since I was first brought to the academy, at the age of eight, I have been taught that Sith are evil and must be destroyed. So now I'm forced to wonder, if they are so evil, why did this one save me?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,652 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
Hellsing: Geist Krieg by Metropolis Kid reviews
Sequel to Seras Sees Dead People. A simple night at the movies, a date for Seras and Pip, snowballs into a fight against Millennium ghosts when Zorin shows up looking for revenge. Co-written with Crow T. R0bot.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Seras
The Curious Kitten And Her Secret Admirer by Metropolis Kid reviews
Coming home from a mission, Seras finds that someone has left her a rose and a mysterious letter. Who could her secret admirer be? Anime-verse. One-Shot.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Seras - Complete
Temptation by Metropolis Kid reviews
Seras and Pip have a little talk about the temptations of the flesh -- desires, wants, needs, lusts... and even love. One-shot, falls somewhere between serious and fluffy. PxS pairing.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Pip, Seras - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by Metropolis Kid reviews
What if Seras had never joined D11? What if she'd never gone to Cheddar? What would happen if she made one different choice in her life and then met Alucard a year later? How would the effects of this ripple outwards? Anime AU. AlucardxSeras pairing.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,276 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Evening Classes by EternalSorrow reviews
AU. After failing several required courses at the Police Academy, Seras is forced to take evening classes to graduate. Her lessons are set aside, however, as she tries to solve a growing mystery surrounding the school's new accommodations. AxS
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,032 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Appearances Can Be Deceiving by Metropolis Kid reviews
One-shot. While Integra's out of the country, Seras finds something very unexpected in her master's chamber. Is it true that, "While the cat's away, the mice will play."... or is something else going on?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Her Master's Blood or Turning Point by Metropolis Kid reviews
Just a short one-shot about the anime scene where Alucard offers Seras his blood, and how it was a turning point in there relationship. Internalizing of a Canon scene... a couple of liberties taken. Hope you enjoy.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Metropolis Kid reviews
Seras has finally agreed to go out with Pip, and he's got the whole evening planned. Oh, it's going to be magical, romantic, enchanting... or so he thinks. But then we all know what they say about the best laid plans of mice and men, don't we? :P One-shot
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Pip, Seras - Complete
Down Time by Metropolis Kid reviews
Without any action to keep them busy, the Hellsing crew's feeling rather bored; and Seras takes it upon herself to suggest a game. One-shot. Silly, but hopefully enjoyable. Pairings are all rather up in the air. Make of things what you will.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Integra - Complete
Integra's School Daze by Metropolis Kid reviews
A young Integra is forced to go to school. Things go from bad to worse when someone else decides to tag along. Poor Integra. Please let me know what you think. Thanks. AU- combines elements from the Anime and Manga. Second half co-written with Ladykirie.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,288 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Of Wits, Wills and Wabbits by Metropolis Kid reviews
Short two-shot: After taking a wrong turn at Albuquerque, Bugs finds himself in Forks, Washington. Now the bunny must win a battle of wits and wills, against a very strange vampire, if he is to survive. Pretty lighthearted overall. Well, hope you enjoy.
Crossover - Looney Tunes & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward - Complete
Chairs by Angel Reaper reviews
WARNING- mild manga spoilers for the ending. For Seras, Alucard's chair brings up memories of her father... fatherly AxS one-shot.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Something Different by Metropolis Kid reviews
Short one-shot. While Seras sleeps in Alucard's arms, the No-Life King reflects on their relationship. Hopefully, IC and not too mushy.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
The Childe of Seras: Rewritten by MindAsylum reviews
Chapter 21: The White King's Dream
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,139 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 10/28/2007
During the Solistice by Greece reviews
He wanted to dye the pure, white snow blood red. But, he was tamed by her heart. Or, just a channeled monster. AxS. Lime. Entry for a contest.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Alucard's Worst Nightmares by Metropolis Kid reviews
Sequel to "Please, Master, May I Kill Her?". Another One-Shot. Three days after his discussion with Integra, Alucard has yet to find Bin Laden. And what's worse? The vampire's started having Twilight nightmares! More Twilight bashing. Slight hints of AxS.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
His and Hers by Metropolis Kid reviews
Sort one-shot. Alucard gets a little possessive of his fledgling. This is kind of dark in some parts, but not overall. Well, hope you enjoy. AxS pairing... obviously.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Please, Master, May I kill her? by Metropolis Kid reviews
I was bored and needed to blow off some steam. This was the result. One-shot. Crackish. Alucard really, really wants to kill a particular 'Authoress'. Contains Twilight bashing. Don't like? Don't read. Don't flame. Simple as that. No pairings, just talk.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Seras V Predator by Keith B. Real reviews
London is gripped by a heatwave and something that's not a vampire is killing people.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Seras
Resident Hellsing: Apocalypse by Keith B. Real reviews
The world has been overrun by the T-virus. Seras and Integra are the only survivors of Hellsing and must unite with old friends and join forces with their enemies in order to salvage what's left of humanity.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,931 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Seras, Integra - Complete
Alucard Gets Scrooged by Metropolis Kid reviews
I wanted to do a special story for Christmas. Title pretty much says it all. A Hellsing Christmas Carol Parody. Rated T for swearing. Hope you'll enjoy. AxS pairing.
Crossover - Charles Dickens & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,716 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Alucard - Complete
Run, Girl Run! by Metropolis Kid reviews
Poor Seras goes into heat, and now everyone's after her. A spoof on all the Seras parings out there. The first chapter's not that funny, but it picks up after that. Epilogue added!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,937 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Seras - Complete
Échec et Mat! by Greece reviews
She was in awe and wonder. Why on earth was the knight firing at her as well? “Master, what did you do again?” she whimpered. Alucard howled, “Échec et Mat!” Alucard and Integra play chess. Hypothetically. Placed after the last chapter. SPOILERS!
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Alucard - Complete
Everywhere, Nowhere, Somewhere by Greece reviews
It was one of the many proofs that were bestowed upon her that history repeats itself, that the world is spinning in recycling circles and not in a straight line. SPOILERS for the end of the manga! Hinted AxI, slight AxS.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Grammar Nazi by Ruffian194 reviews
When, "Millennium scum. You traitorous parasite. Here in the mist of us, undetected," is said, it would seem there's a bit of a problem, causing a misunderstanding when someone corrects the spelling of a word and the wrong thing is said.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Seras Sees Dead People by Metropolis Kid reviews
Seras gets a new power. It causes her no end of trouble. Now our favorite little fledgling is seeing all kinds of 'lost' souls... including a particular pirate with a magic compass and a fondness for rum. Hope you enjoy. And reviews would be nice too. Lol
Crossover - Hellsing & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,592 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Seras, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Curious Incident of Mr Muffins by SirIntegrity reviews
It's Integra's turn to bring home a stray. Please R&R.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Resident Hellsing 2 by Keith B. Real reviews
Six years after Seras escaped from Raccoon City, she is sent on a mission to rescue the American president's daughter who has gone missing in Europe.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,892 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Seras - Complete
Dog Daydreams by Nightsmoke reviews
Originally a single-chapter story, but now a series of fluff-chronicles, so to speak. Funny. Suggestions are welcome!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,839 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Monsters Under the Bed by ladykirie reviews
There's nothing more scary than dealing with monsters under the bed, except when they decide to visit on top of one..Naps, night creatures, and near- cuteness
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Panic on the Streets on Streets on London by ladykirie reviews
A series of murders are taking place in downtown London involving an ancient evil. . . blood, beauties, and Bathory. Now completed in Chaptered form! Chapters 8 & 10 have an M rating for sanguine and sensuality.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,487 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Girl Talk by Nightsmoke reviews
During a quiet time in the Hellsing estate, Seras confides Integra in a problem she's having. No pairings, funny ending--a review would be nice, thanks!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2008
Dreams of a Soldier of Fortune by Greece reviews
“Mi... Mignonette… wh... what are you doing in my room… and like that, too…” After an awful night, a mercenary needs a good embrace to feel better! A hardcore SerasxPip story. Written for Namariel. Rated for Pip's language and lime. Read with caution! R&R
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Seras, Pip - Complete
Curses! by Lilith-dono reviews
Integra made Alucard a promise, and now Alucard wants her to fulfill it. Seras, being a nosy little person, decides to eavesdrop on their plans. And what she hears makes her ears go red in embarrassment.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
Sunlight by Giraffe on the Moon reviews
Seras shares a few hours with Pip as she waits out the daylight. A bit of lightness in their relations and a hint of Seras X Pip.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Halflife: Fulllife Consequences by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman who is Gordon Freemans brother has to do what has to be done and help Gordon Freemen defeat the enemys
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Return to the Waste Land by Thess reviews
In the midst of a faithless and depressed, post war London, a new cult is rising. Their message? Jesus Christ is a vampire, the afterlife is the unlife. Hellsing has to face a world that knows the undead are very real and quite popular. AxI and PxS.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,092 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 9/1/2004 - [Integra, Alucard] Seras, Walter - Complete
Teaching the Master by Thess reviews
Integral orders Alucard to obtain online information about the Hellsing affair from the MI5 website. It's up to Seras to teach him how to browse the web. Slight AxS. One shot. Anime ficlet.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/20/2005 - [Seras, Alucard] - Complete
Lost Lamb by Police Girl11 reviews
A mission to Scotland hits a mild set back that brings two operatives closer together. Pip brand profanity, be warned. Beta-ed by Kelles.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,034 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005
Nightmares by Tazo reviews
They're always there. Hiding on the edge of our subconcious. Always ready to pounce. But really, do they have any more power than what we give them? PxS. Semi-spoilers for volume 7
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/3/2005
Coming to Terms by Tiger Timberwolf reviews
What might happen if Seras had found a wounded Alexander Anderson after the battle with Incognito? Can an understanding ever be reached? SerasAnderson, set after Episode 13 Epilogue up, COMPLETE!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,122 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Complete
The Perfect Gift by kelles reviews
This is a one-shot Pip & Seras fluffy Christmas story based on a famous classic. Set in AU after volume 6. Written for one of my LJ freinds as a gift ficlet- PoliceGirl11. [C]
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Complete