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Joined 02-24-08, id: 1508654, Profile Updated: 01-12-15
Author has written 2 stories for Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, and Strike Witches.

In mia difesa, io posso dire onestamente che io ero molto ubriacato...

Q: "What kind of Aussie would not want to empty out a Brit's wallet?"

A: "Obviously one who has not seen the 2010 Ashes series."

Update 12-01-2015

Just updating my profile to inform you that I'll be posting something pretty soon over the next week or so. In case you've been wondering what I've been up to since mid-2011, I've been, in this particular order, finishing my undergraduate studies, working out, reflecting on what I really want to do, working, and working on a Master's degree in teaching.

For those interested in what I will be posting, it's a Kuroko's Basketball // Love Live! crossover one-shot in which Taiga Kagami and Hanayo Koizumi are in an eating competition, and both Kouki Furihata and Nozomi Toujou are wondering how that happened, forming a friendship (with a potential relationship upgrade) in the process. Seijuurou Akashi frowns twice, Daiki Aomine rolls around in laughter, Ryouta Kise has connections with A-RISE that Shintarou Midorima will eventually be really grateful for, Tetsuya Kuroko gets served a vanilla milkshake by The Legendary Maid Minalinsky, and Nico Yazawa goes meta by admitting that there's quite a fair amount of smut written about both herself and her redhead tsundere girlfriend. The story takes place days after the events of Love Live! S2E7, and during Kuroko, Kagami, and Furihata's third year in Seirin High.

I'm also in the process of conceiving a proper multi-chapter crossover between the two franchises, except with the timelines adjusted to ensure that both series are taking place at the same time. Once again, there will be a Nico/Maki pairing in there, but it will be on the side - the main pairing will be Tetsuya/Hanayo. Writing this story will take time, however - I'm about to start the second half of my Master's degree, and between placements, creating lesson plans, assignments, and sending out resumes (in addition to my part-time work and side tutoring), I'd be lucky enough to find the time to come up with even a thousand words at a go.

I will also get around to finishing chapter 4 of "It's Friday Night, Little Darling". Hopefully.

Last, but not least, I will be deleting some of my older works - their standards don't match my current one.

"It's Friday Night, Little Darling" chapter progress:

Chapter 1: "We've Got A Situation"
Main pairing - Waltrud Krupinski / Yoshika Miyafuji
Prompt - One is a womaniser. The other loves a good set of mammaries. The first of a four-part series revolving around The Wolf And The Greyhound pub on Friday night in modern day London.
Requested by - N/A (An OZ7UP story)
Status- complete
Recommended songs - "Friday Night (Going Down In Flames)" and "We've Got A Situation Here" by The Damned Things

Chapter 2: "Being Professional"
Main pairing
- Sadako Shimohara / Georgette Lemare
Prompt 1 - Sadako is the daughter of a fashion company CEO, and Georgette is an employee of Galland Incorporated.
Prompt 2 - Business dinner
Requested by - (name withheld as requested)
Summary - Sadako discovers what Gallians wear under their clothes, and Waltrud wins 10 quid from Adolfine.
Status- complete
Recommended song - "Talk Dirty To Me" by Poison, as covered by Children of Bodom

Chapter 3: "All I Want Is Another Good Time"
Main threesome
- Heinrike Prinzessin zu Sayn-Wittgenstein / Heidemarie Schnaufer / Helmina Lent
Prompt 1 - Prinzessin is a member of a royal Karlslander family living in London, Heidemarie is a university student whose family runs a well-known toy business, and Helmina is a university student who happens to be the daughter of a restaurant owner. The trio are the best of friends.
Prompt 2 - Prinzessin takes her friends for a fun night out in London. Crazy hijinks ensue.
Requested by - (name withheld as requested; the same person as chapter 2)
Summary - Even a princess knows how to have fun. Oh, and the author's self-insert gets killed.
Status- DONE!
Recommended songs - "Friday Night (Going Down In Flames)" by The Damned Things, "Dirty Rock Baby" by The Scarlets, "Nightrain", "Think About You" and "Anything Goes" by Guns N' Roses

Chapter 4: (untitled Keiko/Hanna story)
Main pairing
- Keiko Katou / Hanna-Justina Marseille
Prompt - Galland could do nothing more than hope that the new worker could get Marseille in line.
Requested by - uber-tastic
Summary - In which the Valhalla Brewery lies in ruins, Adolfine attempts to snap Marseille out of a self-destructive funk, and we learn the origins behind London's drunk heroine.
Status- Being rewritten, given that the original draft was starting to become a bit dark.

A greatly-reduced list of anime/manga franchises I'm currently following eagerly:

  • Free!
  • Kuroko's Basketball
  • Love Live! School Idol Project
  • Seitokai Yakuindomo
  • Arpeggio of Blue Steel
  • The Devil Is A Part-Timer!
  • Gekkan Shoujou Nozaki-kun
  • Amagi Brilliant Park

  • Notes on romance in stories:

    Straight - my default preference.

    Shoujo-ai // yuri - It kinda depends. If it's done tastefully without overdoing the fluffiness, and avoids the hypocritical heterophobia (or more accurately, phallophobia) that killed off my liking for the NanoFate community, I'll read it.

    Shounen-ai // yaoi - Not my thing at all, especially with the latter. That said, if there's an air-tight reason from the original canon to support said pairing, I might give it a bit of a try as long as it's non-explicit and is tasteful. I'm also fine with it if it's on the side, a la some of Kinsfire's Harry Potter stories. In the extremely rare event I do end up having to add in some yaoi into a future story, expect plenty of crisco to be flying about, alongside other euphemisms.

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    Unequally Rational and Emotional by OverMaster reviews
    A retelling of the Mahou Sensei Negima storyline with some major changes. The young Negi Springfield is assigned to live with two of his students... Hasegawa Chisame and Hakase Satomi. Rated M for some future chapters.
    Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 1,295,678 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Negi S., Chisame H.
    The Insane Misadventures Of The 501st by Tastychainsaws reviews
    A collection of stories detailing the various adventures, shenanigans, and scenarios ranging from Halloween safety lectures to battles against anthropomorphic frog people. All while keeping the spirit of the anime. Suspension of disbelief required.
    Strike Witches - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,885 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 6/8/2011
    Sanya's predicament by Oaden reviews
    Hormones and witch powers run wild. As Sanya's powers develop beyond her control the question rises, will the 501st witch squadron ever sleep peacefully again?
    Strike Witches - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sanya L., Eila J.
    Spread Your Wings by uber-tastic reviews
    A ficlet collection of assorted pairings, universes, ratings, etc: Ch. 24 - Some would call it love at first sight. Lucchini would call it an ongoing battle to save her reputation in front of her crush. Modern day AU.
    Strike Witches - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,813 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 12/19/2010
    Happily Married by JayF SB reviews
    Minna finally got tired of waiting and proposed outright to Mio. However, they are going to learn that walking down the aisle usually is only the beginning of the troubles. Latest Chapter up. Warning, some lime content in later chapters.
    Strike Witches - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Major/M. Sakamoto, Minna-D. W.
    Where from, the Warlock? by Makuhari-Fan01 reviews
    Where exactly did that Neuroi crystal the enemies of 501st Strikes Witches had come from? Set during the 'Battle of Britannia' in the summer and fall of 1940. Rating is T. Some drinking and smoking involving only non-witch characters.
    Strike Witches - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,075 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Perrine-H. C., Trude/G. Barkhorn - Complete
    Day in the Life by Nanya reviews
    Set after Pregnancy. Plots are coming to a head, things happen, people and relationships grow and change over time. These are the stories of the characters in the Relationships Series and how their lives and relationships with each other grow and change.
    Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 355,592 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Fate T., Nanoha T., Yuuno S. - Complete
    Red Jewel Diaries by Kaijo reviews
    Nanoha dictates to her diary: "It was a small crisis..." A series of various fics showcasing events that happen in the lives of the cast, taking place after MGLN Crisis. Each chapter focuses on a few different characters. *COMPLETE*
    Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,074 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Complete
    Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha Crisis by Kaijo reviews
    One year after Section Six disbanded, Nanoha, Fate, and the rest of the gang discover that their fight continues. Plans started years ago are secretly continued, and will soon bear horrific fruit: a power both old and familiar will challenge them all...
    Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,674 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
    Riverdale: Changes by Lzsmith8 reviews
    Riverdale is about to see some changes! Will Jughead Jones realizes that a certain blonde friend means more to him than keeping up his girl-hating image? Will Betty Cooper discover where her heart really lies? Edited & Update coming soon!
    Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008
    Saved by the Bell by Satashi reviews
    High school setting, AU. A seventeen Nanoha meets Fate on the first day at a new school, forever intertwining their destinies.
    Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 134,861 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Nanoha T., Fate T. - Complete
    Harry Potter and the Fudge of Doom by aglondier reviews
    It's not really very doomy at all...but I thought a pretentious title would suck you all in. Anyway, in this story, Harry deals with Fudge once and for all! Revised by demand.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/25/2005 - George W. - Complete
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    It's Friday Night, Little Darling reviews
    One is a womaniser. The other loves a good set of mammaries. A four-part story and a collection of one-shots set in modern-day London. Side story 2: Even a princess knows how to have fun. Oh, and the author's self-insert gets killed.
    Strike Witches - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Yoshika M.
    Load Cartridge: A collection of MGLN oneshots reviews
    A series of MGLN-related shorts and crack!fics. Stories are mostly light-hearted and humorous in nature, so feel free to drop by if you're feeling down. Anon reviews enabled, but think things through before you review. See Nanoha do a barrel roll!
    Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,316 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010
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