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Joined 01-07-02, id: 150872, Profile Updated: 04-12-15
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Bleach, Naruto, Darker than BLACK, and D.Gray-Man.

hashire (not capitalized, thank you) has been my online alias for years. I'm an overly nostalgic, politically active, barely writing, often tired, entirely boring, and perpetually bored college graduate in my late twenties. I'm particularly attached to proper grammar, adverbs, the occasional run-on, and disregarding grammar for the sake of style (but not too often).

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Landscape Lovers by Juliedoo reviews
He knows the topography of her skin. Hitsu/Karin.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2013 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
Girls and Boys by smokingace reviews
It's like the Battle of the Sexes, only they are indeed in trouble. With the 14th in the way, Allen is finding it very hard to just be a very good boy.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
What Kind of Crazy by tami3 reviews
Involves Lavi's life philosophy, Allen having issues with Cross's undeniable sexiness, Lenalee having a better grip on XXX stuff than Allen, and Kanda getting some mediocre action. Warning: sexy stuff within. LaviAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Second Eye Blind by sensitive touchdown reviews
AU: The more he looked the less he saw. .:LaviAllen // KandaAllen:.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Lavi, Allen Walker - Complete
highly explosive by smartalker reviews
Because talking to Lavi and Allen about girls and where they rank on the hotness scale was TOTALLY on Kanda's to-do list. Really.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
The Three Loves by LackLuster99 reviews
Linalee explores the possibilities of love and desire, not with one man, but with three. How can she decide whom she loves best? Kanda, Allen, or Lavi?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
unforgive me by Empatheia reviews
[Kanda x Linali] There are seven sins, and he is guilty of every single one of them.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7065 - Favs: 5,406 - Follows: 2,217 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Winter by Wicked42 reviews
[KarinxToshiro] A day in the snow isn't as simple as it once was...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/20/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
The Shadowdance by Winter Weatherman reviews
Tenten is trained to fight as one with both her teammates, but she can't take her eyes off Lee. A LeeTen story in abstract, written for the July round of the Naruto Flashfic community.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
Staircase by kimi no vanilla reviews
Kasanoda grows up. A story in five vignettes.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2007 - R. Kasonada, Haruhi F. - Complete
With Your Body by ms. phishy reviews
A battle scar ran the entire width of her lower back, and he thought it was beautiful. LeeTen oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Lee R., Tenten - Complete
Whatever Makes You Happy by Firebreathing Ghost reviews
Kanda likes Lenalee. Lenalee likes Kanda. Both think their love is unrequited. Will they act upon their mutual affection before it's too late? Lenalee x Kanda.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,414 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee - Complete
under the umbrella of love by Experimental reviews
Think of the love I could offer, if you want a love like mine. . . . 5x100 words. Tetsuya x Kasanoda.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2006 - [R. Kasonada, Tetsuya] - Complete
IdiocyBankai'd by Destervetha reviews
IchixRukixRenji OT3, Shinigami escapades in your local movie theater. First time fic writer, you have been warned.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/15/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006
Hurricane Rising by sharingank reviews
When she wore that skirt, it all went downhill...LeeTen oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Lee R., Tenten - Complete
Drunk with Love by teamgaifan reviews
Inspired by episode 124 of the anime. Why was Tenten standing on the sidelines as Gai and Neji tried to restrain a drunken Lee? A one-shot of what really happened that day, rated PG-13, just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Complete
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memento vivere reviews
Kanda/Lenalee. A collection of unconnected stories, mostly set in canon with a few exceptions.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,169 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee - Complete
a wall against the wind reviews
She can't tell if he wants to be alone or not. He gives her a half-nod, moving forward again. She follows. Ichiruki, spoilerish, sketchish.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
a whisper on the wind reviews
They met in cliche circumstances one summer, in a place where the wind was alive; it attempted to bring them together, but they have only moved farther apart. Kanda/Lenalee, AU.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,871 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee - Complete
The Song of Prufrock reviews
He needed a tutor. She was taking college-level classes at 15. Neither knew how hard this would be for them. AU. Possible KanLena.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,752 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee - Complete
poisoned by the moonlight reviews
To say she’d do anything for him would be a lie. Or, at least, it wouldn't be completely true. She would do a lot for him, but not anything. HeiHavoc, somewhat of a character study, M for mostly non explicit sex.
Darker than BLACK - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Havoc, Hei - Complete
Only One Thing reviews
Training is often likened to a dance. In this case, training turns into a dance. LeeTen, new summary, same fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Lee R., Tenten - Complete
In the Greenhouse reviews
Temari is lazing the evening away in her greenhouse when Kankurou comes barging in. Rated M for sexual themes and Sandcest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
House of Dogs reviews
Tsume is pregnant and set in her ways, Hana wants a dog and gets a brother, and Kiba is too careless in battle. Inuzuka centered fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Tsume I., Hana I. - Complete
Distraction reviews
Sakura tries to study, and Ino proves to be very distracting. InoSaku, implied things, naughty!Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Breathless reviews
Sakura thinks of death when Ino touches her. SakuIno, slightly graphic, more notes inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
No Vacancy reviews
Ichigo comes home to find his bed taken. PreIchigoRukia, set around chapter 223.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
In the Bathroom reviews
A few lost moments in time. HD, PG for blood and kissing, missing scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Two Little Boys Meet reviews
Harry and Draco meet for the first time. AU. PG for kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete