Hi, my name is Failariel Pallanen (It's actually my Elven name). welcome to my profile. It's hardly interesting, so if you don't like those copy and paste things then you might as well turn away, because i've got heap loads of em.
random stuff i got from someone's profile. caution, very very very longwinded randomness
"I like the idea of karma, you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it."
"They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching."
"Life is a rollar coaster, and I'm not strapped in."
If you like walking out the 'in' door copy and paste
"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
"I was gifted but the psyciatrist took away my super powers."
"Insanity is my only means of relaxation."
Palm reader: "-gasp- You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."
"In a world of nonsence, everything something is, it isn't, everything it would be wouldn't, and everything it would be, was."
"Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it..."
"I can resist anything but temptation."
"All those who have telekinesis, raise my hand."
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"If at first you don't succeed, sky diving isn't for you."
"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."
"Have you ever wondered if this world is another world's hell?"
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse doesn't get squished
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when your evil, malicious best friend/cousin comes to visit for two weeks from across the country and gets you completely and utterly obsessed and addicted to a totally awesome book about vampires that you never thought you would like! Crazy is when on career day I said I was going to move to move to Greece the day I graduate and live on a beach writing stories on the back of paper bags and my best friend asked if she could come too. Crazy is when you ring the schools fire alarm just to irritate the dean. Crazy is playing human ping-pong against a matttess. Crazy is when you have a full-on conversation with your cat. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will egg his house
EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Well, im a pacifist, but when the revolution comes, I'll destroy all of you... except you joey
Joey ate my last stick of gum. So I killed him... do you think that was wrong?
If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make on of them pretty.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Music is love in search of word.
Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
What's the point of having a giant paper clip if you won't use it for world domination?
They say "guns dont kill , people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people
So, if guns kill people can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
children in the dark make accidents. accidents in the dark make children
closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths
yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet
cute but psycho. things even out
save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick
your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend
tell the truth and run
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
if superman is bulletproof? why does he duck when you throw the gun at him?
if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
ever noticed that 'mother in law' rearanged, spelles 'woman hitler'?
i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there
money can't buy happiness. it just buys everything you need to acheive it.
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
between two evils, i always pick the one I've never tried
shit happens. but mostly to me, so dont worry
shut up voices! or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!
whoever said nothings impossible, never tried skydiving without a parachute. or maybe they did. I mean we never really met whoever said it, did we?
smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!
therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide
why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sence of superiority- sarcasm: the ultimate anti-drug
caution I tend to make wierd faces.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
life is all about ass. everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one.
why do people always say life is short. life is the longest damn thing you can do.
my duck will kick your duckie's ass!
oops! did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that
nobody is perfect. I am nobody
if everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something
you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump of a cliff, i laugh even harder
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it
No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
'it's always the last place you look'. well of course it is! why the heck would I keep looking after I found it!
-when Life gives you lemons, through them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
Come join the dark side. (We have Edward Cullen)
"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"
"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."
"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."
"Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?"
"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."
"A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'"
If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
I like eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile
When you fall: A friend helps you up; a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumbass?"
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes.
Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
News from the file marked "DUH"
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I LIKE TO PARTY so I MUST be an alcoholic slut
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
If you think plagiarism is a stupid, pointless crime, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list: PhantomInvader, Fernclaw, Shining Zephyr, Leah Fenton snickerdoodlepurplebunnies, Sugar-Hyped-Maniac
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
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If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped up the stairs, copy this into your profile!
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
(")_(") : This is Bunny. Copy this and paste it into your profile and help bunny gain world domination!
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, or The OC or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. 4 percent would be in hosipital trying not to breathe. 2 percent would be unsure whether to breathe or not. One percent would be crying over those who died. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the other 1 percent laughing your butt off.
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile
Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profilee.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a glass door, copy and paste this into your profile.
happy fudge day if you like fudge day copy and paste this into your profile
If you dont think everything oprah or dr. phil say is true, and dont watch them religiously, or maybe even never at all, copy and paste this to your profile
If you like wearing black, but hate it when people call you goth or emo BECAUSE YOU ARENT! copy and paste this to your profile.
If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy and paste this to your profile.
If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (STUPID LOCKER!) copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think having wings would be one of the COOLEST THINGS EVER, copy this to your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly planning world domination (you're all welcome to join me by the way) copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles, looking for things to copy and paste to your own, copy and paste this already!
If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you believe homophobia is wrong, repost this to your profile.
If you have ever run down an up escelator or vice versa, copy this to your profile.
If you ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one to your profile.
If your profile is long, recopy this and make it even longer.
If you have a tendancy to talk to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.
Chocolate is YUMMY! If you are a chocoholic, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever read past two in the morning, repost this in your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards before, copy and past this to your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca, Emerald Enchantress.snickerdoodlepurplebunnies, ramfazzle fantazmicazzle
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot... or not. A recent study found that the actual number was 42 percent. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are one of the... 1, 2... 58 percent that hasn't, and spread the truth.
If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that life without computers is worthless, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that has said pull or vise versa, paste this on your profile.
If you hate obnoxious snobby people, copy and paste this to your profile.
I'm bored... If your bored, then copy and paste this to your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.
If you're a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.
If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile.
If you are against any kind of abuse, copy this to your profile.
If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations and copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hate Math with a passion, copy and paste this to your profile (and I will be your similarily math-hating friend)
If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever looked for someone or something a million times, and are still trying to find them/it, copy this into your profile, and then keep on looking.
If you never know what day of the week it is copy and paste this into your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just buy the Lucky Charms and stop chasing the wierdo leprechaun, copy this to your profile.
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name to the list: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, Ebony Rayne, lillypop, An-Jelly-Ca, Emerald Enchantress.snickerdoodlepurplebunnies, ramfazzle fantazmicazzle
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are now more scared than ever of dentists, copy this to your profile.
you know you're in 2008 when: -
1) you accidently type your password onto the microwave
2) you haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3) your reason for not talking to your friends is that they don't have a screenname or myspace
4) you'd rather search the entire house for the remote rather than just pushing the buttons on the TV
6) your boss doen't have the ability to do your job
7) as you read this list, you are laughing and nodding
8) and you were to busy to laugh at number five
9) you scroll up, and remind yourself of number five
10) you realise there is no five, and you are now laughing at yourself and whacking your forehead
11) post this onto your profile if you fell for that...and you know you did
Dear god, if you even managed to get this far without going 'screw this, i've got better things to do than read this shit,' here are some of my recomendations:
read anything by Bells of Tomorrow, particularly 'My Hypnotism' and 'His Silent Treatment/Their Night Out' Awesome stories, check them out
also, check out Bonzodog. this girl is awesome, 'Black and Grey' is the most heartbreaking story ever, highly recommended.
also, All Hell Breaks Loose, Literally is a Dragon Ball Z story written by a promosing rooky called to-Remember me by. it's an interesting fic, and worth checking out.
I'll update my recommendations later. peace out
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