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Hey my name is Cassie...Im 14. I love the twilight series...Can't wait for the 4th book. I got my sister hooked...I love shopping. Especially for shoes. I like camping even though spiders and bugs creep me out. I am random and so are my friends... We talk about so random things, I don't even think its normal...lol. Yea well that me! OH and I can get alittle wxclaimation point happy. I'm hyper okay!!
Nicknames: Yoda(See Below), Cas, Sassy, Cassarole, Bobo, Munchkin(see yoda, u'll understand). Thats pretty much it.
Likes: Music, Dancing only when alone, Singing, volleyball, softball, football, baseball, pizza, sweet pictures, random comments, my friends, English, social studies. A REALLY NICE GUY IN MY CLASS!!
Dislikes: Science, a person in my class, School.
--The Yoda Story--
Okay so one day in 6th grade there is this guy in my class. Him and his friends made a story-bookish thing. It was about my friend Kelly being evil and taking over the school. Well I was her evil assistance. I'm not evil. BTW they decided to make me look like yoda because I'm the shortest in my class. But let me tell you the picture they drew was halourious. They made me actually look like yoda. All green with pointy ears. So ever sense then I have been known as Yoda...
Random moments in the life of Cassie
Bri: Hey Jordan, if you won a million dollars you'd give me some right?
Me: Me too!
Maggie: Me too!
Jordan: No only Maggie!
Bri: Fine but then me and Cassie will have to ROB you. (Yes she said rob very emphasized)
MeYea and I'll be the ninja-pirate thingy, and Bri will be whatever she wants to be. (I like ninja's and pirate's it would be so cool to be one, Yea people always give me funny looks when I say that. I don't know why.)
Bri: OOOOH I want to be the FAIRY HORSE! (we all laughed)
Me: Fairy horse? (I said this while laughing)
--5 minutes later--
Bri said something weird and so did Maggie and it was so random
Me: I should write these things down!
--5 more minutes later--
Okay so our evil math teacher gave Maggie a detention for clearing her throat and we were all like yea your a (insert bad word thats starts with a B). So we were walking to our study hall.
Me: Yea Mrs. Kiel is a jerk.
Jordan: Yea. OOH we should all tommorow do something.
Me: Yea we should all do something at the same time.
Jordan: Yea! We should all clear our throats at the same time!
Me: Yea! It will be a conspireacy!
--Earlier in History--
Comments that struck me funny. Don't ask why!
Brock and Bryce: Haha yea rape. (No they don't think rape is funny)
Brock: Haha yea rape is bad.
Tyler: (Okay this is in the middle of English and our teacher is reading and she pauses cuz of a vocab word) I LIKE CHUCKY CHEESE!
--Same hour before this happened--
Tyler: Yea thats right Cassie! (P.S. I didn't do anything)
Okay we were talking about our weird fake accents that is really high
Me: SHUSH! THAT'S TOP SECRET INFORMATION.
BRI:Your going to cut off her feet?!
Me: WHAT? NO! I said, where going to make her mash potatoes with her feet, then make her eat it!(I know that is disgusting, but, we were just making stuff up.)
Jordyn K: YOUR GOING TO SHIP ME AWAY?!
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916!
Roselie Hale: Better Than You Since 1916!
Jasper Hale: Charmin' The Ladies Since 1843!
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901!
Alice Cullen: Quirkier Than You Since 1901!
NINJA'S WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD...along with cupcakes!
Take showers! They make you smell better
ME: Yea I had to hit the thing on the thing so many times before it came out.
Kahla(My sister): Why would you hit my bottle of pop on the table!
Me: I didn't. I was talking about the pop machine.
Kahla: On well you should discribe things better.
Me: Why would I do that. I'm not that dumb!(I was talking about when she ws like "you hit my bottle of pop on the table")
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Jasper from Twilight, copy and paste this to your profile!(and sometimes when you think about it...And you know he isn't real, and it makes you really sad)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one to your profile.
If you're nocternal copy and paste this in your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, Esme's Favorite Daughter,moonifrui, Isabellamariecullen3214, CassieRae
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile
Several inanimate objects hate you post this on your profile
If you've ever felt like running somewhere, post this on your profile
If your an anti-social somtimes copy and paste this to your profile
You say I'm not cool. But cool is an opposite word for hot. There for I am hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen(OR JASPER!!) is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think about taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their body? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Jasper is an emo vampire (really HOT emo vampire)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens (coughJazzcough), but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile
If you would jump under a speeding train for a date with Jasper Hale, copy this into your profile.
Quote's that I aboslutly love!
Someday everything will all make perfect sence. So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, and keep reminding yourself that everything happens for a reason.
How can you break my fucking heart, and tell me you still love me?
we're just silly little girls, that fall for stupid boys.
She smashed the rearview mirror with her fist, because starting today she's never looking back.
Side by side, or miles apart. Friends are forever, close to your heart.
Smile if you like it, blush if you want more.(This one reminds me of bella.)
There's beauty in all imperfections. Learn to love them.
Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
I say we shoot cupid.
Welcome to the world where being you is never enough.
Live your life crazy and love every minute of it.
Turn that ipod up way loud and blockout that world like nothing is wrong.
I'd rather die than let you control me.
You gotta take the, good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got and remember what you had.
After awhile you just want to be with the one that makes you giggle.
A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and know something is still wrong.
My friends are CRAZY, but I still love them. Cherish yesterday, Live today, Dream tomorrow.
It's sad when people you know become people you knew. When you can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your life. How you used to be able to talk for hours and now you can barely even look at them.
Life is too short. Grudges are a waste of happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should and let go of what you can't change. Love deeply and forget quickly. Take chances and give everything and have no regrets. Life is too short to be unhappy. You have to take the good with the bad. Smile when you're sad. Love what you got, and remember what you had. Always forgive and never forget. Learn from your mistakes, but never regret. People change and things go wrong, but always remember life goes on.
Don't worry about the people in the past. There's a reason they didn't make it to your future.
All I want is for one guy, to prove they're not all the same.
So there's this boy and the way he laughs makes me smile, and the way he talks gives me butterflies, & just everything about him makes me happy.
Never regret something that made you smile.
I heart boy's with guitars.(Truely I do.)
We were like whoa.
I'm the type of girl that will burst out laughing in a dead silence, because of something that happened yesterday.
Truth about girls, we must go to bathrooms in groups.(haha that is sooo true for me and my friends.)
Just another innocent face.
Pretty smiles and makeup hide so much these day's.
Love starts with a smile, developes with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
It doesn't matter anymore. I guess things happen for a reason. Tears eventually fade, and one day everything will be how
Stick it in your juice box, and suck it.
Opps did my saracasm hurt you? Deal with it!
I'm not kosher.-'kay I read this is a story. Buy featherwing. The note one.
A good friend will tell you he's not worth it, but a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because your gay, isn't it?"
This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him dominate the world!
Bedroom for My Turn To Be Happy.
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