Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
Ello peopls! I just have to point out that my username use to be Hinachan188 before i change it because i got bored with the name and wanted to be named Strawberrychan1 A.K.A: Ichigochan1
If You need to reach me plzs just PM me or send me an E-Mail at Strawberrychan1_Ichigochan1@yahoo.com
12/6/10: Hey ya'll i'm working on a Harry Potter fanfiction and would like some help with coming up with spell names, book names, potion names,etc. and would like to know if you would help? if so give me a pm..._ Thanks
12/13/10:changed my name again now it Ichi-chan1
Place I live: USA
Theme song: Bad Touch (AKA: Discovery Channel) By The BloodHoundGang
Gender: Female (DUH!)
Weight:... ...LIKE I'D TELL YOU!
Likes: shounen ai; Boys; Procrastinating; Bleach; Naruto; Harry Potter; Death Note; Kingdom Hearts; Ouran Koukou Host Club; Disney; Japanese; Strawberries; Foxes;Pocky(chocolate and strawberry) oh and Lemon head candy, OH And Yaoi Lemons (fanfic geeks know want i mean), GSA people
Dislikes:Flamers; extreme religious people, and most vegs/mannose anti GSA people (Gay Straight Alliance)
Fav Color: Lime Green
Eyes: Deep Hazel Brown
Hair: Shoulder length Drak brown with golden orange highlights
Fav Song Quote: "If only if only the woodpecker sighs, the bark on the tree was as soft as the skies. The wolf waits, below all hungry and lonely. He cries to the moon if only if only?"- From Holes "If Only If Only"
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You Know You're From Texas If...
Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
Favorite Naruto/Inuyasha/Death Note/Kingdom Hearts/Harry Potter/Twilight Saga couples:
ItaNaru(i soo cute is now my #1)
SesshoumaruInuyasha (Don't look At Me Like That)
SasuNaru(seme uke use to be my #1)
LuciusHarry (only when harry time travels)
Snarry(is now my #1)
SiriusRemusSeverus (only when its it a some what minior pairing)
VoldieHarry(some when harry goes dark within good reason and voldie look like he's a 20 something year old man again)
NaruHina(when it is either rated T or M gotten have lots of fluff)
ItaSasu(Don't look At Me Like That)
NejiHina(I don't care want u say)
LeeSaku(yeah i don't care)
NejiGaara(seme uke or uke seme)
GaaraLee(seme uke or uke seme)
OroJiraya (i could really care less but a read one like this once and it was ok)
all of the twilight saga canon pairing but non with edward(the F@%#er that he is)
Disliked Naruto/Inuyasha/Death Note/Kingdom Hearts/Harry Potter couples:
(f this i just stay anyway from the fing pairings i hate)
NaruSasu(does not work when sasuke is uke)
InuyashaSesshoumaru(does not work when Sesshoumaru is uke)
NaruSaku(i mean come on she is always hiting him and calling him stupid)
Orochimaru with anyone other than Kabuto (doesn't really count now)
If you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfic, copy this into your profile
"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid" -Jack Sparrow
"A word to the wise ain't necessary- it's the stupid ones who need advice"- Bill Cosby(just a alittle funny)
"May the Forces of Evil become confused on the way to your house."- George Carlin(throught this was cool)
"I am what I am because I believe in all possibilities."- Whoopi Goldberg(don't really like her)
"I want a relationship I can finally sink my teeth into."- Alexander Sterling from Vampire Kisses (makes you laugh when you think of the irony of it and the fact that he is a vampire)
~Love your enemies, it makes them angry!-unknown
~ Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience. (haha I know funny right? Un!)-unknown
~Walking like a ghost through life, forever unseen. (Not really how I feel, but I thought it was cute! Un!)-unknown
~It's not about getting over the storms in your life, it's about learning to dance in the rain. (I like this one the best! Un!)- unknown
"Love is like a glass door, sometimes you don't see it, then it just smacks you in the face." ~UchihaJIS~(i put it on here c-ause this is just plain funny)
"Isn't it funny how we would never hurt the ones we love but sometimes you want nothing more than to see them hurt?" ~Itachi~
"I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it. Which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?" ~Kakashi~
"How is a jar of dirt going to help?" "If ya don' want it, give it back." "No!" “Then it helps!”-Cap'n Jack and Tia (Pirates of the Carribbean II)
"I'm an old man Chowder, but I don't wanna die today! The first rule in life is to never tell a woman she's fat." -Mung (Chowder)
"Now we're brother ladies!!" -Cheese (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)
"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!?" -Cap'n Jack (Pirates of the Carribbean II)
“Don’t you...remember me?”-Takatoki Ozora (Yurara no Tsuki)
“A person a person no matter who small.”-Horton(Horton Hears A Who)
“I saw a Squirrel it was like this(demostartes)”- Gir (Invader Zim)
"Yo Sorry I'm late I got lost on the road of life."-Kakashi (Naruto)
"I will become Hokage! Believe It!"- Naruto(sorry i just had to use the idiotic and annoying American phrase)
"I don't know what I don't know!"-mine (no takey)
"Ramen! Where?"- Mine
"I shall call him Mini-Me!"-Dr. Evil(Austin Powers)
"I shall call him Mini-Roo!"-Kagaroo Jack (Kagaroo Jack (at the end of the movie)hehe)
"I know someone who's been Dying to fight you. Isn't that right... AMIDAMARU!" "For giving me the opportunity to redeem my disgrace... I am grateful to you, Lord Yoh!"- Yoh and Amidamaru (Shaman King)
"You want to know how she's doing?" nod "I don't know much about her, but... ...she suddenly... ...Kissed Me." FWAK "Really?" "Really" slump"..."-Manami and Yako(Yurara no Tsuki)
"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth."
"Foolish little brother. If you want to kill me, then hate, despite me. Run, run and cling to life, and live with the shame."- Itachi Uchiha sweatdropts
"The corpses bitter crimson tears flow and mingle with the endless sands, fueling the chaos inside me and making me stronger." -Gaara of the Desert. sweatdrops
It's true, in the ninja world those who don't follow the rules are trash... ...but those who don't take care of their friends are lower than trash."- Obito Uchiha yells Hell Yeah!
"All shinobi needs is tools for completing a mission emotions are just excess baggage"- a young Kakashi Hatake. (i hate this line but at the same time i like it)
'Gay sex is so hot'- Grace, from will & grace. (I totally agree)
"GOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!"-From Good Morning Vietnam
"As Itachi gently propped him(Naruto) up, he(Naruto) started at the older brother of his teammate and wondered, ‘When the hell did I fall down the rabbit hole into wonderland?’"-Love, Life and Betrayal by Shinigami-chan (hehe this was just plain funny when i read it)
// Itachi Uchiha huffed as he sneezed again. Only one would talk about him and when that one talked about him, Itachi’s head felt like there was a nuclear war, a stampede of elephants, the demolition of the Eiffel tower, hammers slamming into his skull, drills drilling into his brain, sporks trying to pry the backs of his eyeballs out, and rape going on in his skull. Thankfully, that hadn’t been happening recently. Only everyday for a year four years ago. Nothing much. Y’know, just fucking death wishes.
“Allergies?” Kisame asked.
Itachi stared at him. “I’m an evil mass murderer of the genocide kind… I’ve been tested; I take allergy medication every twelve hours. I’m fucking fine. Now go… Do what fish do best…” Itachi shook his head and walked away. “Whatever the hell fish do do best…” // Written by Yoroichi.Is.Sailor.L Story Title 両刃の剣 Double Edged Sword Pairing ItaNaru (this story was awesome i just had to put this here)(oh and fyi this is in the fourth(?) chapter)
YAY! STUFF PEOPLE FORCED ME TO COPY!
Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and girl hugging and were tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"
92 percent of teen Americans would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you like pie!
If Ramen is a must for you, (proudly) copy this into your profile!
If you didn't know Shakespeare was bisexual before you read this, copy and paste to your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Anita Tseu, Strawberrychan1,
If you are part of the unanimous club of Sakura-bitch haters, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Strawberrychan1
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Mellie11, Tsukishiro, YaoiRocks,Strawberrychan1.
When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!!
You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again.
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
I am worse than evil... I am the author!!
She/He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.
People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.
When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.
My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.
When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!
If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
When life gives you lemons, think of another 'when life gives you lemons' quote
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
“Popularity’s overrated.” If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
Almond chocolate milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies instead
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the ironie...
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If whenever you see or hear the name "Deidara", "Itachi", or "Gaara" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.
If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
Love V. Sex
No Boy - No Love
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Simply Manialoll, The Devil's Kin, Strawberrychan1
Tell the truth and run
would those of you who say it is imposible please stop bothering those of us who are doing it
The Idiot's Guide to Flaming -Stolen from Dagget which i stole from YaoiRocks (This is brilliant, I read this on YaoiRocks profile and thought 'damn I agree')
Here it is ladies and gentlemen. I am going to personally hand out some tips on how to properly flame.
Now I will admit that I've only ever been flamed once, but let me tell you that it was a sore disappointment. I was waiting for my first flame and then when it came, it was a complete flop. I've seen an awful lot of poorly executed flames here and there and I think it's about time that people start spreading the word on proper flaming before one of these idiots hurts themselves. So here are the basic rules:
1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review.
2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not give us something we can flame you back for.)
3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you!
4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing)
5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again!
6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off you're skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit.
There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the hell you like. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything that you think should be added to the list as well. I may think of some more later myself. Invariably you think of more of them when you happen to see a poorly executed flame. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the issue.
Thank you for taking the time to review the facts.
I'd like to finish with a moment of silence for all the poor, lame little flames out there who never really had a chance...
Repost if you think homophobia is wrong
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allow to even visit the l I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am a person who told my dad I was a lesbian and he went and disowned me.
If you think homophobia is wrong then post this on your profile and show that you are against it. Thank you.
Age:19 (but 20 in my fanfic title unknown)
Eyes: Pitch Black
Hair:Ankle length jet black usually in a bun or high ponytail
Hobbies: sleeping unless training in a dark place during the day, having fun with friends and family, and eating Ramen with Itachi
Likes: Ramen, Itachi, night missions, emos (and im not calling Itachi emo), and freaking Naruto out with her version of the Sexy no Jutsu (coughs more like her Yaoi version cough)
Dislikes: snobs, priks, Sakura, Neji, Liver&Leaks, Prevert, FanClub
Summary: Kaori lives with Naruto and the rest of his family in the Hidden Leaf Village. She is a Captian of an ANBU squad along with Itachi, A pureblood vampire, and is in love with Itachi Uchiha who likes to have ramen with her. She is related(not by blood) to Hinata, Neji, Sasuke, and Itachi because she has both the Hyuga bloodline and the Uchiha bloodline. She is the only one how makes up the Arais family household. She has both of the bloodline because her dad was an Uchiha and her mom was a Hyuga, they named her Kaori Arais because they didn't want people to know about her. Around the age of 6 Naruto and his family took her in to their familybecause she had been kicked out of the orphange at the age of 5.
You Know your obsessed with Naruto when...
-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.