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by AugustinianFrog reviews
A rather clueless Shepard and his crew are suddenly facing several minor problems that are doing a number on their sanity. Several dilemmas for future chapters are now being explored. Suggestions welcomed.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
A Writer's Retribution
by JaerWolfe reviews
Hell hath no fury like a fic writer annoyed...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
Nearer my God to Thee
by Redbeard-nA-browncoat reviews
A tragedy fic, based on my musings after watching the Mass Effect 3 Trailer. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Complete
Jacob love scene
by YellowTruence reviews
You and I can both agree that the Jacob love scene was creepy right? well here is what I thought of after seeing that scene for the first time. LOL!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Shepard (F), Jacob T. - Complete
by harpandsword reviews
Liara needs someone to talk to and the commander is not available.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Joker, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Bastila's Undoing, and Random Conspiracies
by Revan's split personality reviews
hate sappy romance novels? hate Bastila? Love lottsa humor and conspiracy theories? Then this is the story for YOU! Newly revived! Man, I'm like a story necromancer! AhA!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,876 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 3/2/2006
Return of the Gizka
by Emalin reviews
KOTOR2. During the night cycle aboard the Ebon Hawk, Atton has a harrowing encounter with the gizka from hell. A humorous story told from Atton's POV.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Atton R., Exile/Meetra Surik - Complete
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Mass Effin Epinephrine Effect
After going down with her ship, Cara Shepard is swept away into space and finds herself in the company of old friends. Thematic sequel to Mass Epinephrine Effect. Few curse words.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Shepard (F), Jacob T. - Complete
Two Cathar, one trying to forget and the other trying more than anything to remember, are brought together by events that threaten to shatter both of their lives.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,882 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Revan, Juhani
Mass Effect: Condemned reviews
Convicted and sentenced by court-martial to serve an eighteen-year prison sentence, Cara Shepard is recruited by an unorthodox Alliance Admiral for his brainchild project: a rogue task force to police the lawless Attican Traverse. Ruthless prologue story.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Shepard (F)
Letters To the Universe reviews
A collection of short ficlets. Liara reuniting with Shepard on Ilium. Shepard's wake after Collector attack. Jack gets a lesson in self-respect.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010
Medical specialists were baffled by his delusions, even an acclaimed asari psychoanalyst failed to divine the cause of his ramblings, yet it was there for all to see. Rated M for severe violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Shepard (F)
She is the only person to escape the pall of indoctrination, but she did not make the journey unscathed.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Complete
King Nothing reviews
Sequel to "A King In My Own Mind". A dangerous triangle of power develops between Jaq, Assassin Master Dessa, and Revanna, the Dark Lady herself, as their conflicting agendas push more than one over the edge and beyond salvage. Violence warning.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,485 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Atton R., Revan
Mass Epinephrine Effect reviews
When Shepard is gravely wounded during a geth attack on the human colony of Ithaka, he must rely on an old friend to see him through alive... Kaidan Alenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
The Sea Of Blood
Momentarily stranded on the totalitarian Manaan, Kono and the crew battle distrust among their own ranks as they are pulled into the shadowy power plays behind what appears to be a simple murder case, finding connections to something even more sinister.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,810 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Revan
After a frustrating debriefing with the Council, Shepard learns some surprising and some unsurprising things about the crew of the Normandy while catching a rare meal of steak, potatoes, and little bowls of jello.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Six months after the destruction of the Star Forge, Revan, under the increasing burden of his returning memories, realizes he must leave. As he and his wife Bastila set off into the unknown, they are stalked by an old, forgotten adversary.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,862 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Bastila S., Revan
Threads Of Darkness reviews
Kono returns: As the first signs of division begin to appear within the crew, the Ebon Hawk is captured by a Sith ship, and the truth - too much and not enough - is revealed to everyone. *Chapter 3 contains some disturbing violence!*
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,749 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Revan - Complete
A King In My Own Mind reviews
Pre-K2. A nameless Jedi woman with an enigmatic agenda goes willingly into captivity at the hands of Jaq Rand. The question of who is in control very quickly takes a twist, threatening to destroy prisoner and captor both. *Twisted Sith Love warning*
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Atton R. - Complete
You Are Not Mandalore reviews
A little interlude of anger and frustration from Canderous, followed by some bizarre Sith love from Visas. Nothing explicit.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Canderous O., Visas M. - Complete
The Third War begins: After Malachor, the Exile answers Revan's call and reaches the Unknown Regions, where the last of the free Jedi and Sith will face a terrible, invincible enemy. *Now complete*
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,821 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Revan - Complete
Bad Blood reviews
We all know the classic romance: Revan effortlessly woos Bastila by his noble and swashbuckling character. But what if they couldn't stand each other? I give you Bad Blood, a summary of events on Taris told from two very different perspectives.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,657 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Revan, Bastila S. - Complete
Hustle, Loyalty, Respect reviews
KOTOR-Wrestling crossover fic. Carth is stranded on Taris with a Republic soldier who turns out to be none other than John Cena. His plan to earn credits involves returning to Taris Wrestling Entertainment.
Crossover - Wrestling & Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,072 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - John Cena, Carth O. - Complete
Faith That Blinds Us reviews
Written for the Culture Clash challenge on KFM. A Jedi and a Sith draw each other into a confrontation from which neither of them will escape unchanged, a duel of beliefs that begins when someone dear is taken from both of them.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
Forest Of Lies reviews
Sequel to A Den Of Hate. When Kono and company land on Kashyyyk the monopolistic Czerka impound the Ebon Hawk. They must plan for a coup with no allies and find the Star Map with no assurance that it even still exists.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,947 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Revan - Complete
Desperate Times, Desperate Measures reviews
LSFE K2. Kuryama Nari struggles to life on the Peragus mining station only to learn that the Sith are hunting her. Thrown in with eclectic allies, she is forced to extreme measures in order to survive.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,490 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Exile/Meetra Surik - Complete
Relentless Intolerance reviews
LSF Exile, pre-KOTOR 2. Kuryama Nari, sole Jedi survivor of the Malachor V massacre, returns to the Jedi and the unforgiving Council. Written in two hours while on a Jedi Council hate high.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Exile/Meetra Surik - Complete
Nar Shaddaa Nightlife reviews
LSF Exile, KOTOR 2. Jedi Exile Kuryama Nari and Atton Rand must hide in a nightclub to escape a mercenary trap.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Atton R. - Complete
A Den Of Hate reviews
A dark side KOTOR 1 story: A battle-hardened warrior and Jedi Knight named Kono Gansk brings his companions to Korriban in search of a Star Map and plots to seize control of the Sith Academy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,067 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Revan - Complete
The Secret Files Of the SGC: Snack Run reviews
General Hammond's potato chips are missing, which spurs him to investigate the members of SG-1.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Gen. Hammond - Complete
Splinter Cell Chaos Theory? reviews
Sam Fisher ransacks the T'Bilisi Police Station and three idiotic Georgian cops discover the damage.
Splinter Cell - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete